Inactive Shmorky / David Kelly / Daisy Kay / Sandypants / Peaches the Puppy & Ex-Fiance Amanda "Mandy" Mullen - Something Awful throwaway, pedophile sexual predator, abusive tranny schizo chaser; batshit crazy ex-fiancée

Positron said:
Do we know anything about his upbringing, his childhood, his parents, etc, because I have a hard time believing that a properly brought-up person would destroy someone else's stuff simply because he doesn't like it.
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He wasn't properly brought up by any means. His mom had him out of wedlock when she was 17 or 18 and his dad left when he was a baby. His mom worked double shifts at the Waffle House to support him and left him in the care of her weird, witchcraft practicing lesbian friend who showed him the ropes of 3rd wave feminism while he was still in nappies...or, well, was in nappies at an age when it was appropriate. After that his stepdad came into the picture with his own son who was a methhead Juggalo and then they had Shmorky's brother Chris. According to Shmorky "his stepdad and brothers beat the shit out of him constantly" and while any of Shmorky's claims of abuse are highly exaggerated or fabricated altogether, beating the shit out of Shmorky would be most people's natural reaction to him. He also grew up dirt poor, and had to go without electricity or food many times. So no matter how you slice it, Shmork's childhood was probably messed up.

Meowthkip said:
I don't wanna rape Shmorky! And I've been posting in this thread for a while now! I'm raping him against my will. That's like being double-raped.

... Besides, he's not even my type.
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We've finally reached singularity, where we don't even know who's raping who anymore. What I do know is that my White Nationalism is like a mighty vortex, sucking in men, women, and troons all around me and raping them non-stopped, leaving only shattered, broken people in its wake. I'm literally raping everyone in a 10 mile radius right now just by existing.

CharlesBarkley said:
Hey man, Fire is still cruising for a love like no other.
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I don't know man, have you seen his polyamory harem? If you want Fire, you gotta take on all of his mustached women and neo-vagina'd men with him, and there's no way you're coming out of that sweaty pile of troons without VD.
 
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Mandarys_Milan said:
What I do know is that my White Nationalism is like a mighty vortex, sucking in men, women, and troons all around me and raping them non-stopped, leaving only shattered, broken people in its wake. I'm literally raping everyone in a 10 mile radius right now just by existing.
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Remember when you 1488-raped the entire eastern seaboard?
Kiwifarms remembers.
 
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InLivingTuna said:
The plushie in question, it's been in a few of his icons before. It looks like a Budsies type deal so I doubt anything resembling a vagina was put there intentionally. Though David is correct that it has something in common with himself: it'll never be a woman no matter how much it wants to be :story:
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Yeah, the "vagina" seam wasn't put there intentionally even by the fan. It's there to give it that fat look that all of shmorky's drawings have. That's how you make round surfaces on plush, you cut a piece out that looks like a little pacman mouth and sew the sides together, and it leaves a rounded surface behind.
 
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Xerxes IX said:
This video has Shmorky sounding like a normal human being for everyone who wanted to hear that, he's the one commentating with the shitty mic.
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So on top of being a hairy, built, six footer, he's also a natural baritone. There's no way in hell he'd ever be able to pull the androgynous/genderless shit shy of a receiving a full body transplant. That means that every single hour of the day, he'll be looking at his hands and seeing man hands, looking at his arms and legs and seeing man hair, looking down and seeing man dick, looking in the mirror and seeing a man face...

Couldn't happen to a nicer person. :story:
 
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glass_houses said:
So on top of being a hairy, built, six footer, he's also a natural baritone. There's no way in hell he'd ever be able to pull the androgynous/genderless shit shy of a receiving a full body transplant. That means that every single hour of the day, he'll be looking at his hands and seeing man hands, looking at his arms and legs and seeing man hair, looking down and seeing man dick, looking in the mirror and seeing a man face...

Couldn't happen to a nicer person. :story:
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I think that's the guy who recorded the LP they're talking about, Shmorky sounded more like CWC to me
 
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Xerxes IX said:
I think that's the guy who recorded the LP they're talking about, Shmorky sounded more like CWC to me
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Really? The baritone is the one that came across as having the bad mic, but then I've industrial noise hearing loss so I'm happy to defer. But if Smorky is the one with the comparatively high pitch, then his natural speaking voice is bad enough without pretending to be Minnie Mouse.
 
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buffaloWildWings said:
Remember when you 1488-raped the entire eastern seaboard?
Kiwifarms remembers.
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It wasn't Hurricane Sandy. It was Hurricane Mandy.

glass_houses said:
So on top of being a hairy, built, six footer, he's also a natural baritone. There's no way in hell he'd ever be able to pull the androgynous/genderless shit shy of a receiving a full body transplant. That means that every single hour of the day, he'll be looking at his hands and seeing man hands, looking at his arms and legs and seeing man hair, looking down and seeing man dick, looking in the mirror and seeing a man face...

Couldn't happen to a nicer person. :story:
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Oh but you're wrong, you see! According to Shmorky the Spongebob falsetto was ALWAYS his voice and he would just lower his old Retsupuraes in editing to make it seem lower (PS this is a complete lie). Like most troons, Shmorky didn't exist before he decided to transition and we must pretend like his earlier years never happened.
 
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Mandarys_Milan said:
Oh but you're wrong, you see! According to Shmorky the Spongebob falsetto was ALWAYS his voice and he would just lower his old Retsupuraes in editing to make it seem lower (PS this is a complete lie). Like most troons, Shmorky didn't exist before he decided to transition and we must pretend like his earlier years never happened.
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At times like this, I like to imagine the mother spawning him fully clothed, developed and troon'd.
 
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Count groudon said:
@Mandarys_Milan
So like what's the deal with the boy/girl hat? does he wear it constantly or is it just something he throws on for his rare appearances on camera? When he made you wear it for the Patreon video did you develope any rashes or anything?
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Once he got that Boy/Girl hat he wore it like it was an extension of his body. I guess he was semi-cognizant of how ridiculous his yarn wig looked because he ALWAYS wore a hat with it. He used to wear several different hats until he got that Boy/Girl hat and it was all he wore.

Bugaboo said:
Does he do the mickey mouse voice in public like in stores and shit?
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Yes he did. Even though the Spongebob falsetto wasn't his real voice he NEVER used a different voice. He would talk that way in public and I don't understand why he wasn't jumped more. I guess he had his size on his side. Not only would he talk that way in shops, but he would argue with teenagers cashiers when they called him 'sir'. I remember being at a donut shop and the teenage clerk called him 'sir' and he just said "Why do you insist on using gendered titles with me?" The poor kid turned beat red and just said "uuhh, sir, my job requires me to call all customers 'sir' or 'ma'am'." "BUT WHY CAN'T YOU USE GENDER NEUTRAL TITLES?" "I...don't know what exactly you mean 'sir'." "JUST CALL ME MA'AM THEN!" Going out in public with Shmorky was always an experience.

Jewelsmakerguy said:
At times like this, I like to imagine the mother spawning him fully clothed, developed and troon'd.
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That's a horrifying visual. "Nurse, grab me the forceps, I see the yarn wig."
 
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Mandarys_Milan said:
Yes he did. Even though the Spongebob falsetto wasn't his real voice he NEVER used a different voice. He would talk that way in public and I don't understand why he wasn't jumped more.
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It's because nobody wants to fuck with the mentally ill. Troons like shmorky think the world is like an episode of Family Guy when they go outside and they expect to be assaulted by a gang of rednecks in a rusty old pickup truck for DARING TO BE THEM/THEY/XIRSELVES!! The reality is they're not worth the hassle.
 
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