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Field Marshal Crappenberg said:
Yeah, definitely. All these years later, we're still learning new things from those who were there.



I didn't think about that. Excellent point.



Oh, yeah, that shit went pretty far. Actually, do you know whether Bluespike was able to hear his compatriots voicing disgust and demands to stop over the phone and that's what prompted him to apologize, or did he on his own realize he overdid it?



Wow, seriously? Just how many people have come together and gone on missions to troll and monitor Chris over the years?
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Or Marvin is a master of disguise and socks, maybe he's even Mary Lee walsh.
 
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Marvin said:
He heard them telling him to cut it out.
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Ahh. The CWCki IIRC said somewhere it couldn't be ascertained whether he heard them. If anyone can edit that and I come across again where it said that, I'll do it. I've never done more than peruse it, so I don't know the editing protocols and expectations.
 
Marvin said:
He heard them telling him to cut it out.

Maybe about 10-20 people have been closely involved with trolling Chris over the years. More people were more casually involved in the whole Chris thing. (Some of the couples were more casually involved.)
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M... Mary?

Trilby said:
I suppose he gotten used to drawing those circles and lines so that's all they are.

In the case of Chris himself, his look during that phase did try to even out a bit. This page in particular is one I liked for being as close as Chris could manage anatomy-wise (not counting how Chris actually appeared at the time).
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Even as a friend, Megan didn't seem very supportive or complimentary of Chris irl.
 
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So is it just me or does Chris really look like he might have actually lost some weight recently? He says he's under 200 lbs, obviously anything he says needs to be taken with a grain of salt but seeing the newer pics his moobs and spare tire seem somewhat smaller and his legs look downright skinny. I'd easily believe he was an extremely out-of-shape 185, considering his hypotonia.

Of course his body fat percentage has obviously increased over the years, and there's just so much going on with his appearance it's hard to tell, but he definitely looked a bit bulkier in his younger days.

Coming soon to Hollywood: The ChrisChan diet. It involves contracting a flesh-eating taint disease and possibly tapeworms, but consuming nothing but shitty fast-food salads and moldy salmonella-laced Lean Cuisines will clean you out far more efficiently than any fancy "juice cleanse".
 
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Even as a friend, Megan didn't seem very supportive or complimentary of Chris irl.
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I'll countersignal this a little. While in their latter time spent together, it became somewhat clear Megan wanted Chris JUST to buy her shit online, before that though I think they got along generally as well as anyone who is friends with Chris could. With what I've heard from his experiences with the other girls he's met, Megan must have had the patience of a saint. Here are a couple of emails that shed light on Megan and Chris' friendship.

From one of the Megan emails in 2006:
Complimentary while rejecting him.

From: pearl3 <pearl3@velocitus.net>
To: cwcsonichu@aol.com
Sent: 13 March 2006
Subject: Thank you!

Well that's easy, YOU ARE A TERRIFIC PERSON! It's nice to have a good friend who can put up with me! ;)
I'm looking forward to these photos. I'll do my best to explain them to you.

Anyway, well I see you as a really superb, kind and thoughtful understanding playful friend! Sorry to dissapoint [sic] you on love topics but I enjoy being an independant [sic] person. When your [sic] single you can have many guy friends. When you're not, boyfriends get suspicious about your other friends.

Thanks for understanding about the game. Hey, it's one less debt I gotta worry about!!! :))

I'll see ya later!
~Megan


Supportive of Chris in his love quest and perhaps disdain of the starbucks girl that trolled him

From: pearl3 <pearl3@velocitus.net>
To: cwcsonichu@aol.com
Sent: 3 May 2006
Subject: Thank you!

Ok first of all THANK YOU for getting that lot! Please show that loser what your [sic] made of on the other 3!! Thank you! I hope steady payments will be ok? Did you inform the dealer that you may win others? So he can combine shipping?

Second of all the term I used "I'm not the one for you" Has absolutely NOTHING to do with YOU. That term refers to ME. And the reason for being is because I have no desire nor do I care to have a boyfriend, period. Even if he were the most gorgeous soldier on the planet. I just don't care. And perhaps I was meant to not like "love". Actually I have more enjoyment when I'm by myself. I don't ever feel lonely. So the term means, I wouldn't be good in a relationship because I'm not one to frantically dial the phone hoping for date. I'm a loner kind of person and that's the way I was born. I'm sorry again you feel that way. But you know me, I gotta be 100% honest.

So in other words: you're NOT a loser, I'm not saying I don't like you. I just don't care for guys in that kind of relationship matter. But that doesn't mean I don't care period. I care because we are friends. And I prefer to have guys only as friends because they are good companions and comrades. I never cared about having a boyfriend, I doubt I will.

I like being the way I am, and I don't want to be like the others. Yeah that's a good way to say it. I want to be as different from people as I can. I hear girls saying how they wanna get married/have kids and stuff like that, but not me! I wanna be free from marriage and have my own life with myself. I absolutely LOVE being by myself for some reason, but again that doesn't mean I hate being around you or other friends, ok?

So I hope you understand that now. And maybe you know now why I don't like touchy/feely situations. BUT I ENJOY BEING FRIENDS!!

In conclusion, having a any kind of boyfriend is just not in my system. My goofy cousins just don't understand why I'm not married or dating. They're both married but I think deep down they admire me for being that adament [sic] about it. Somehow I get the same feeling from you? You admire my rougeness and toughness?

Well I hope you feel better after you read this. But hey, isn't it better to tell you now BEFORE anything has happened? Unlike that excuse me Bitch you drew in your book who was pranking you? Girls like that deserve my wrath!

I'll talk to you later
I hope you feel better
~Megan

Here's a random question. When Bob was still alive, how many times did he plan to or actually bring Bob along to potential dates with potential sweethearts?

Going through the Megan emails, it seems he wanted to bring his Dad to wingman him with Megan, and he brought Bob with him on the Emily date. Here's another random question, WHY? Why bring your senior citizen father with you on dates?
 
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vanilla_pepsi_head said:
So is it just me or does Chris really look like he might have actually lost some weight recently? He says he's under 200 lbs, obviously anything he says needs to be taken with a grain of salt but seeing the newer pics his moobs and spare tire seem somewhat smaller and his legs look downright skinny. I'd easily believe he was an extremely out-of-shape 185, considering his hypotonia.

Of course his body fat percentage has obviously increased over the years, and there's just so much going on with his appearance it's hard to tell, but he definitely looked a bit bulkier in his younger days.

Coming soon to Hollywood: The ChrisChan diet. It involves contracting a flesh-eating taint disease and possibly tapeworms, but consuming nothing but shitty fast-food salads and moldy salmonella-laced Lean Cuisines will clean you out far more efficiently than any fancy "juice cleanse".
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Eh, he's so out of shape that it's hard to tell. He's fat--not morbidly obese--but, at the same time, he has no muscle tone whatsoever. I wouldn't be surprised if her were 200+lbs of pure fat.

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Here's a random question. When Bob was still alive, how many times did he plan to or actually bring Bob along to potential dates with potential sweethearts?

Going through the Megan emails, it seems he wanted to bring his Dad to wingman him with Megan, and he brought Bob with him on the Emily date. Here's another random question, WHY? Why bring your senior citizen father with you on dates?
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FightenGnome said:
Here's a random question. When Bob was still alive, how many times did he plan to or actually bring Bob along to potential dates with potential sweethearts?

Going through the Megan emails, it seems he wanted to bring his Dad to wingman him with Megan, and he brought Bob with him on the Emily date. Here's another random question, WHY? Why bring your senior citizen father with you on dates?
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So daddy could show him to make love to a woman, lumberjack style!
 
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FightenGnome said:
Here's a random question. When Bob was still alive, how many times did he plan to or actually bring Bob along to potential dates with potential sweethearts?

Going through the Megan emails, it seems he wanted to bring his Dad to wingman him with Megan, and he brought Bob with him on the Emily date. Here's another random question, WHY? Why bring your senior citizen father with you on dates?
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I mean, I think that its pretty easy to figure out, Bob was Chris' catfish detector. Chris knows he's limited, as much as he hates to admit it, and Bob was the only Chandler who could function as a normal person in social situations so Bob is the obvious choice here. I also think a lot of it might have been Bob's doing, wanting to meet people and vet them before they spend a lot of time with Chris to make sure they aren't trying to fuck with him.
 
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Frozen Fishsticks said:
I bet Bob & Barb were the type of parents who thought Halloween was a pagan holiday and shouldn't be celebrated because it's ungodly. Would keep in step that the Chandler household has always been joyless.
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I see an attempt here but it's not making much sense.

The Chandlers seem your typical go to church on Sunday but Halloween is fine kind of family.
 
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