Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[AnOminous]

Null's right, we really are the Internet's niggers

"Kiwis are the niggers of the Internet." John Lennon maybe

 

[Psicopax]

Sorry bro but nobody is getting the official rekieta law balldo & customary bag of coke now.

The police currently has 3K of that in an evidence locker, neatly packed into 8ball baggies. And 2K worth in their car as a tip.

 

[AnOminous]

He's an asshole, but from the incident report, it isn't clear they showed him the search warrant before they kicked in the door. It looks like:

So basically he was still totally okay with his kid getting injured or killed from a door in the face. So long as he got a personal advantage out of it.

 

[Schlomo Silverscreenblatt]

has it hit the local cucks yet that their hard earned disability checks have been used to fund Nicks coke habits yet?

 

[Golden Boy]

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The “someone else did this to me” line feels like something a detective would feed her to make her spill the beans. That plus the ever increasing charges makes me convinced she caved to the feds.

 

[theshep]

Holy shit Uncivil Law is a delusional fuckwit.

 

[30+GameOvers]

Nope, well, yes on nitter.poast.org

I thought that was offline. Thanks, it works.
Jim is already going in hard on Nick. This is going to be good.

 

[inception_state]

So basically he was still totally okay with his kid getting injured or killed from a door in the face. So long as he got a personal advantage out of it.

I think the better question is why a kid was opening the door to talk to the police when there were two supposedly competent adults in the house. Either Kayla or April should have been dealing with that situation, not a kid. They could have taken a quick look at the search warrant and then let the cops in, without any drama.

 

[Jason "Qriist" Close]

Confused. Are you (or Sean) actually asserting that not allowing the police entry when they have a valid warrant is the correct thing to do legally? Non-compliance of this kind seems unnecessary and more detrimental all around.

Everyone seems to forget that cops are allowed to lie. They can, and do, lie to coerce various types of case-making confessions ("we know what you did so fess up to cut a deal") and consent-establishing searches ("the warrant is on the way but it'll look better if you let us get started"). That's just in normal everyday cases, too, before you factor in Nick's internet (in)famous status which could pretty easily bring crazy people playing make believe as cops to his door step.

We do not have a minute-by-minute timeline of what appears to be a very hasty use of force. We do not have body cam footage. Hell, we don't even have Nick's coked-out recounting of events.

The description given in the probable cause document does not establish that the police had contact with anyone at the house beyond the minor child before ramming the door.

That same document does suggest Nick was not shown a valid warrant prior to arriving on scene, by which point the door was already busted down.

If no adult on scene (meaning Kayla or possibly even April) had made contact with the cops to be shown the warrant, and Nick himself hadn't yet been shown the warrant, then it is absolutely the correct thing to do to refuse entry in what is probably a grand total of 5 very chaotic minutes.

 

[Friend of Dorothy Parker]

She deserved a dressing down. She maybe even deserved the max sentence.

I am questioning the judge's reasoning for the decision, and feel it was highly improper. I am not disagreeing with the sentence itself, nor even the judge explicitly condeming the defendant's vile behavior.

But the sentence was the decision, no? I don't know; I've heard judges say more or less the equivalent of, "that's nice; no, not enough."

I had mentioned 50 charges - those were the original charges. She was ultimately prosecuted for 44 felonies. After the deal, that was down to just 5, and she was only sentenced to time for 3:

The judge committed Daniel to the Commissioners of Corrections at the Minnesota Correctional Facility-Shakopee for 49 months on the fifth of five counts of theft by swindle. Daniel had pleaded guilty to the five charges earlier this month in Kandiyohi County District Court as part of a plea agreement. The judge ordered that Daniel serve a minimum of 32 ⅔ months in prison, with the remainder on supervised release.

The judge also ordered Daniel to serve prison terms of 26 and 30 months on two of the other theft by swindle charges, and stayed sentences of 21 months and 27 months on two others. Fischer allowed the sentences to be served concurrently, or all at the same time.

I'm struggling to find a problem with the sentence. Potential for 44 felony convictions, pleaded to 5, sentences for 2 were stayed, and the remaining 3 were allowed to be served concurrently.

If, say, 30 months was average for the crimes, she'd have been looking at 1,320 months for the 44, and 150 for the 5. She was ordered to serve 32-2/3, and 16-1/3 on supervised release.

And as a coda, her sentence was handed down in October 2021. By November 2022 (13 months) she was out and under supervision.



(Funnily enough, she is listed as having gotten a parking ticket in February 2022, which I have to believe was someone driving her car. It went to collections.

Her parking ticket from last month - which btw was right by the courthouse - was paid.

Coda to the coda: she lives within walking distance of the court building.). Some people.

I also seriously question Nick's seriously deficient representation in asking for no custodial sentence at all (that was clearly not happening and should not have happened), and for not preserving the issue for appeal when the judge said it, because he instead chose to wait until he had the female judge as a captive audience in an elevator before smugly insulting her.

Lol, insults and bitching online are superior layering techniques, dontcha know?

Considering what we now know about Nick, I think a female stuck alone in an elevator with him making hostile statements would be threatening.

Seem threatening to her, you mean? I don't remember/know what he said specifically , but personally, I wouldn't feel "threatened" in an elevator in a small building with an attorney mad about my professional decisions throwing salty barbs. I'd probably think he was being an unprofessional bitch, and I might give him my best Lucille Bluth smiling eyeroll (OK, if I were a judge I'd probably just stone-facedly ignore him), even I knew he was sweating coke bullets. (Caveat: that's knowing what we know now, not what we might find out tomorrow.)

 

[DumbDude43]

Anyone else wondering if the cops will offer a deal to find out who dealt the drugs to Rekieta? It’s a large amount, so I’m wondering if they want to go for the whale.

even if such a deal is offered (by the prosecutors office, not some cop) i would be wary of taking it
people who move coke by the kilo don't like getting snitched on and might retaliate

 

[House Cat]

People like Kurt and Nicks Balldo Washers on Lolcows who are shitting on the Pastor for doing what he is morally, spiritually, and legally obligated to do can fuck right off.
Kurt especially, that fat fucking faggot is running defense for a guy who wouldn't piss on him if he was on fire if Nick didn't see some benefit to himself from it.

These people are blind.
Fuckers like Nick care about one person, themselves.

AMEN BROTHER! The fact that the Pastor DID go to the authorities shows how bad it was.

Where are all the faggots who stood by Nick when he would dog on people "with kids involved" and he would go off on criminals who involved their kids or did shit infront of kids. Now when it's his own fucking kids, don't go to the authorities?!

These people are all fucking delusional. All his fans need to learn he doesn't give a fuck about them unless they give him coke money. He's all about telling non-funny cokes for his "standup career," getting and doing drugs, and getting his dick wet by his crack whore babysitter.

PLOT TWIST: I hope it was his own fucking son who told the pastor to call the authorities. After seeing the confirmation video and how sweet his kids are, I'm sure they're mortified. His own kids have a better understanding of life than he does. I wouldn't be surprised if his two oldest sons grow up hating him. Nick's own father hates him. Why would his sons be any different...

 

[Jex]

’Your honor, my clients are clearly retarded.’
Nick proceeds to sit down and reassure his crying wife that they’ve got this

 

[Sammich]

You don't know that the Pastor didn't try the "better options" before going to police. You don’t know that he didn't "nuke" the Rekietas only as a last resort. In fact, it's likely that that's exactly how it went down. The pastor most likely tried to resolve the obvious issues privately and within the congregation, and was shut down until he had no choice but to fulfill his LEGAL OBLIGATION to report CHILD NEGLECT.

I would have expected this to be the exact case, it explains nick being a catty bitch towards the church lately. I want to give that pastor a huge bit of leeway, and just assume he did all he could before doing what he was legally required to do.

 

[Butt_Pouncer]

The “someone else did this to me” line feels like something a detective would feed her to make her spill the beans. That plus the ever increasing charges makes me convinced she caved to the feds.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BTksI6P_Xww

If those child abuse/neglect charges are true. This goes double for Kayla

 

[Anasûrimbor Kellhus]

I would agree on general principles and would have done exactly this if I lived alone and absolutely nobody else had to bear the consequences of my own selfish decisions.

This faggot risked the lives of his children, because a "dynamic entry," as shit like ramming down doors is called, always presents a risk of injury to innocent parties.

Nick is a piece of shit who was willing to risk his kids getting injured or killed for some slight advantage in a future legal proceeding.

Fuck Nick. He should neck himself immediately.

yeah agreed at the end of the day with this particular scenario nick was a monster for forcing the police to break it down, and you know he did it simply out of ODD spite for his gravy train of hedonism finally coming to an end not some principled lolbert stance on the 4th amendment.

 

[A Cardboard Box]

it is absolutely the correct thing to do

No. What Nick should've done is jumped out of his car while holding his phone like a gun when he got pulled over.

 

[Lancelot]

So basically he was still totally okay with his kid getting injured or killed from a door in the face. So long as he got a personal advantage out of it.

They kicked in the door before showing him they had a warrant. This also happened within seconds

 

[zimzam88]

even if such a deal is offered (by the prosecutors office, not some cop) i would be wary of taking it
people who move coke by the kilo don't like getting snitched on and might retaliate

Nick snitching to the cops on drug dealers is a hilarious thought though, it goes directly against all his lolbert hedonism beliefs.

 

[Lancelot]

yeah agreed at the end of the day with this particular scenario nick was a monster for forcing the police to break it down, and you know he did it simply out of ODD spite for his gravy train of hedonism finally coming to an end not some principled lolbert stance on the 4th amendment.

Again. The police weren’t waiting around. They asked for the door code. Didn’t show him warrant. Showed him warrant after kicking down the door . He wasn’t even at the house