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Lmfao at woweewhutsdat in the middle there claiming they've changed their Q angle by weight cycling. No m8, you're just fat now, sorry. Your pelvis and hip sockets have not moved a single solitary inch, they're just covered in 10kg more chub. Cute delusion tho
The easiest way to widen your pelvis is to get pregnant and give birth a couple times.

Oh wait.
 
Nathan “Nadine” Smith, the AGP music critic, found the posts about him in this thread, and he’s not happy:

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(As a reminder, he didn’t become “friends” with Rousay, he became obsessed and stalked Rousay until Rousay’s management had to intervene because he was scared for his safety.)

He’s on a total rampage right now, by the timestamps of his tweets it seems likely that he’s been awake 36+ straight hours attacking other music writers.

Honestly, he really needs a thread at this point. In the past couple months he:
- Assaulted his roommate and got evicted, then whined that he deserved a pass because he was going through “trans puberty”
- Got fired from his other job at Pitchfork for attempting to turn in another schizophrenic manifesto as a review of a reissue of Alanis Morissette’s “Jagged Little Pill”
- Having destroyed his own career and burned all his bridges, announced that he will be starting a new magazine called “Proselyte Mag,” that will somehow make him wildly rich despite the fact that he has always pulled down ~30k per year
And so much more. There’s something every day

Sorry for formatting, I’m on phone
LoL what a nigger. And doubly so for being a troon. Of course he wouldn't recognize reality if it slapped him in the face. Being awake for a day and a half. Damn.
 
"My wife doesn't understand me" ???
Bit of a cliché, but here's a new slant on it. 8)
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My wife doesn't get it, she still loves me and I still love her but that she doesn't get the whole agender thing.

She's been trying to understand but hasn't been able to do it alone and while I've tried explaining how it feels for me that doesn't quite seem to help with what she's feeling. She's having trouble finding resources from a partner's perspective for what she's going through and I think that would help too. I know she's trying and I know this is hard for her especially since it was completely unexpected for both of us.

She's attracted to men and while I still look and act the same way I always have she says it feels different now because I don't identify as a man. I know she wants to understand it and be supportive and while she is trying she's having a hard time. She also says she does feel bad that she feels this way, I really want to help her but I just don't know how to.

If there are any partner's of agender/NonBinary people that might be able to help or just talk about your experience with your partner finding out they are agender/NonBinary I would really appreciate it.
The "agender" agenda.
It has a ring to it. :lit:
 
Delusional TiF draws on mustache with her eyebrow pencil and her father immediately notices. Fallen_Angel_Jasper
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I used an eyeliner pencil to add masculine shadows to my face today, and my parents finally noticed

Just another rant, feel free to ignore

Since my shift was canceled today, I decided to add shadows to my face: hint of facial hair, sharpening my cheekbones and temples, extending my sideburns, and accentuating my jawline.

First i pointed it out to my mom. Purely because I was so happy every time I looked in the bathroom mirror, that I couldn't keep it to myself. She became upset, saying "I don't understand" And I said that I didn't expect her too

My dad noticed, and I knew because he kept staring at me confused. So he asked "[Deadname] why does my daughter have a moustache?" And I said, "Because it makes me happy" Suddenly, he asks about my body; asking what I deemed wrong. I calmly explained that female puberty always made me extremely uncomfortable. Especially my chest, and how it literally made me cry having a chest that stuck out. (I'm fully aware that I don't owe an explanation. I'm hoping that slowly they'll change their minds) Then mom interjects, "What makes you think this will make you happy?!" And I said that it's already made me happy. Neither of them had anything to say to that. Then I changed the subject to break the awkward silence.

I haven't stopped smiling all day purely because I look more masculine. I look like me now more than ever. I don't care what their opinions are. I'm going to be happy
This is a 27yo.
 
Delusional TiF draws on mustache with her eyebrow pencil and her father immediately notices. Fallen_Angel_Jasper
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I used an eyeliner pencil to add masculine shadows to my face today, and my parents finally noticed

Just another rant, feel free to ignore

Since my shift was canceled today, I decided to add shadows to my face: hint of facial hair, sharpening my cheekbones and temples, extending my sideburns, and accentuating my jawline.

First i pointed it out to my mom. Purely because I was so happy every time I looked in the bathroom mirror, that I couldn't keep it to myself. She became upset, saying "I don't understand" And I said that I didn't expect her too

My dad noticed, and I knew because he kept staring at me confused. So he asked "[Deadname] why does my daughter have a moustache?" And I said, "Because it makes me happy" Suddenly, he asks about my body; asking what I deemed wrong. I calmly explained that female puberty always made me extremely uncomfortable. Especially my chest, and how it literally made me cry having a chest that stuck out. (I'm fully aware that I don't owe an explanation. I'm hoping that slowly they'll change their minds) Then mom interjects, "What makes you think this will make you happy?!" And I said that it's already made me happy. Neither of them had anything to say to that. Then I changed the subject to break the awkward silence.

I haven't stopped smiling all day purely because I look more masculine. I look like me now more than ever. I don't care what their opinions are. I'm going to be happy
This is a 27yo.
27yo? Women really go crazy if they don't have kids to take care of.
 
Delusional TiF draws on mustache with her eyebrow pencil and her father immediately notices. Fallen_Angel_Jasper
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I used an eyeliner pencil to add masculine shadows to my face today, and my parents finally noticed

Just another rant, feel free to ignore

Since my shift was canceled today, I decided to add shadows to my face: hint of facial hair, sharpening my cheekbones and temples, extending my sideburns, and accentuating my jawline.

First i pointed it out to my mom. Purely because I was so happy every time I looked in the bathroom mirror, that I couldn't keep it to myself. She became upset, saying "I don't understand" And I said that I didn't expect her too

My dad noticed, and I knew because he kept staring at me confused. So he asked "[Deadname] why does my daughter have a moustache?" And I said, "Because it makes me happy" Suddenly, he asks about my body; asking what I deemed wrong. I calmly explained that female puberty always made me extremely uncomfortable. Especially my chest, and how it literally made me cry having a chest that stuck out. (I'm fully aware that I don't owe an explanation. I'm hoping that slowly they'll change their minds) Then mom interjects, "What makes you think this will make you happy?!" And I said that it's already made me happy. Neither of them had anything to say to that. Then I changed the subject to break the awkward silence.

I haven't stopped smiling all day purely because I look more masculine. I look like me now more than ever. I don't care what their opinions are. I'm going to be happy
This is a 27yo.
She also shares a bedroom with her (presumably) adult brother. Something unseemly is going on in this family.
 
Delusional tranny.
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Why are chasers so creepy? swearI'm already living the cis girl experience with the amount of dudes who slip in my DMS. thought guys could be creepy before was transitioning as a cis gay man, but this is a whole nother level.
t's always the same shit. One sentence of
normalcy before they dive head firstinto all this sexual shit and they sayitin the creepiest weirdest way without an ounce of charisma understand fully why so many women hate men with a passion. If wasn'tborn a male and lived a large part of my life as one l'dhate them too.can only laugh because see now why ciS women say that men putin no effort. It's true men only have one thing on their mind...and apparently it's girl dick Imfao

"will having my balls chopped off affect sexual function, trannybros????"
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People who've had an orchiectomy, did it negatively effect sexual function or did it just change?

So I'm highly considering getting an orchi and wanted to get some stories from those who have.

Probably less dangerous than having an amhole installed.
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How dangerous is second-hand cigarette smoke for us?

I've struggled to exist in the Texas panhandle but I've found a stable home with a roommate with the caveat that he smokes in the house. He smokes a lot, roughly half a pack indoors near close proximity to me daily. I hate the smoke and how it makes me feel but I really don't want to start over. My options are limited so moving out isn't an easy or straightforward choice. Thank you in advance!

You could land a 747 on this faggot's chin
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Delusional tranny.
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Why are chasers so creepy? swearI'm already living the cis girl experience with the amount of dudes who slip in my DMS. thought guys could be creepy before was transitioning as a cis gay man, but this is a whole nother level.
t's always the same shit. One sentence of
normalcy before they dive head firstinto all this sexual shit and they sayitin the creepiest weirdest way without an ounce of charisma understand fully why so many women hate men with a passion. If wasn'tborn a male and lived a large part of my life as one l'dhate them too.can only laugh because see now why ciS women say that men putin no effort. It's true men only have one thing on their mind...and apparently it's girl dick Imfao

"will having my balls chopped off affect sexual function, trannybros????"
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People who've had an orchiectomy, did it negatively effect sexual function or did it just change?

So I'm highly considering getting an orchi and wanted to get some stories from those who have.

Probably less dangerous than having an amhole installed.
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How dangerous is second-hand cigarette smoke for us?

I've struggled to exist in the Texas panhandle but I've found a stable home with a roommate with the caveat that he smokes in the house. He smokes a lot, roughly half a pack indoors near close proximity to me daily. I hate the smoke and how it makes me feel but I really don't want to start over. My options are limited so moving out isn't an easy or straightforward choice. Thank you in advance!

You could land a 747 on this faggot's chin
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Continental drift style chin cleft.
 
She also shares a bedroom with her (presumably) adult brother. Something unseemly is going on in this family.
He's 22 and seems to be a massive loser like her.
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My brother turns nearly every conversation we have into being about gender just to insult me

Just a vent. You don't have to read it. I just want to get it out.

As the title says, my (27 tansmasc) brother (22M) turns every conversation to gender just to call me a girl/woman. Even where gender doesn't even fit into what we're discussing, he interjects it. All just to put me down.

I can forgive him giving me crap for doing things like showering regularly, or washing my face. You know cause "real men don't do that" yadda yadda bs

How can I possibly explain to him that the thought of being a cis girl genuinely makes me feel nauseous? How can I show that being called "he" makes me feel like the real me? The answer is: I can't. He's not someone I see coming around. He's 100% going to continue digging his heels in as my transition goes on. I've stopped caring about his opinion because he's not going to stand in the way of me being happy.

His opinion isn't going to stop me from starting T, or anything else I'm pursuing on this journey. I just wish he didn't spend SO much time trying to hurt me, demean me, and overtly disrespect me. I would be the one in trouble if I did that to him
 
He's 22 and seems to be a massive loser like her.
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My brother turns nearly every conversation we have into being about gender just to insult me

Just a vent. You don't have to read it. I just want to get it out.

As the title says, my (27 tansmasc) brother (22M) turns every conversation to gender just to call me a girl/woman. Even where gender doesn't even fit into what we're discussing, he interjects it. All just to put me down.

I can forgive him giving me crap for doing things like showering regularly, or washing my face. You know cause "real men don't do that" yadda yadda bs

How can I possibly explain to him that the thought of being a cis girl genuinely makes me feel nauseous? How can I show that being called "he" makes me feel like the real me? The answer is: I can't. He's not someone I see coming around. He's 100% going to continue digging his heels in as my transition goes on. I've stopped caring about his opinion because he's not going to stand in the way of me being happy.

His opinion isn't going to stop me from starting T, or anything else I'm pursuing on this journey. I just wish he didn't spend SO much time trying to hurt me, demean me, and overtly disrespect me. I would be the one in trouble if I did that to him
I'm going to have nightmares about her comment that his bed "smells like old cheese". I don't know about you all, but I generally try to avoid sniffing my siblings' beds. (:_(
 
Yes. Stop hoping that you can ever look like a woman instead of like Hugo Weaving in drag and save yourself and everyone around you the massive embarassment.

*edit* I see I was beaten to that obvious comparison. Oh welp.
 
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