Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

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What would the outcome of the harassment restraining order be?

  • A WIN for the Toe against Patrick Melton.

    Votes: 63 18.8%
  • A WIN for the Toe against Nicholas Rekieta.

    Votes: 4 1.2%
  • A MAJOR WIN for the Toe, it's upheld against both of them.

    Votes: 91 27.1%
  • Huge L, felted, cooked etc, it gets thrown out.

    Votes: 54 16.1%
  • A win for the lawyers (and Kiwi Farms) because it gets postponed again.

    Votes: 124 36.9%

  • Total voters
    336
10 pages of Kiwis examining Minnesota FOIA and bodycam policy to establish we can't get it.
I have a job and a family. Highlight feature wins again.

everyone wants to believe...
I'm sorry I tried to bring you piping hot internet news. Just so you know I was going to clip it and make a local archive, too.
 
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The AI-generated comment section summaries are fucking golden lmao.
 
No one is arguing that cops don't lie. Unsure why you brought that up since there is no evidence that the policed lied in this instance.
It's relevant because people are blowing Nick's refusal to provide the door code way out of proportion when he wasn't even at the house.

If a child is answering the door because the only adults are strung out somewhere, and the police are there due to possible child endangerment due to drug use or the like, there will be a sense of urgency.

From a police or EMS perspective, every second counts when a child is potentially in danger, but then maybe I'm not focusing enough on Nick's legal needs.
A warrant can usually be granted inside an hour. I don't think they have a valid urgency claim because the inital report was a full week prior and there's nothing indicating either on-site distress or drug paraphernalia visible from the outside.
 
Things can always get worse.

There could be a troon arc in the future.
Nick avoided some bullets by being arrested now.
  • He did not burn down his house in drug-induced haze.
  • He did not crash his car while deep in the K-hole, causing serious bodily harm or death.
  • He did not get April or another side piece knocked up (as far as we know).
Sadly, given the trauma this whole saga has caused, his children are now prime target for getting fucked in the head with by creepy manipulative cults like the Trans movement in the decades to come.

True Father of the Year material here.
 
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