Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

[Dill]

Hunchback coming in nicely toobs

 

[Lei Wulong's Left Leg]

Hunchback coming in nicely toobs

From clock tower to the belltower.

 

[D_Tractor]

From clock tower to the belltower.

You're confusing Charles Whitman with Quasimodo. Also Biomom has a stepson named Josh who is a US Marine.

 

[North Oakland Avenue]

Hunchback coming in nicely toobs

I have a strong suspicion that he's worn out from moving and having to actually do physical activity for a few days/weeks. For the last few years he's basically DoorDash'd everything and had all alcohol delivered to his door. With being a full-blown alcoholic he likely is losing a lot of strength and gets winded after standing for more than 15 minutes, which you can kind of see in the current trailer saga. He is 33, and you can see the degeneration in real time. He's not completely out of it, however he definitely does seem tired.

 

[Slim Boglim]

Tooth infections will deteriorate the jaw tissue, which is needed to support dentures. A lot of people who lose their teeth like this have to get bone grafts to support dentures. At this point, everything is going to be a big process. Even just extracting the teeth would most likely be a week+ ordeal, with him having to go through a full antibiotic cycle to bring the swelling down so they can operate in the first place.

This is why I don't see a dentist saga ever happening. It's simply too much work, and Clint seems to be done fighting with Josh about this. I also suspect retard Clint doesn't fully realize the severity of this issue either. Last time he forced the boy to go to the dentist, he just got a fucking cleaning lol.

Imagine being the person who has to do a cleaning on Josh’s gothic black and green chompers. It’s like being on a ship that got run into rocks taking in gallons of water a second and your captain hands you a teaspoon to start scooping the water out.

 

[Grape Garden]

As masterpiece in 4 parts with these taters. I lost it after the smoked salmon dip came out.

Clint will have to pay for his dentures. That’s gonna be like $2k?

LOL...shit. Family member just had full dentures put in from a bad accident. more like 17K after insurance, etc. etc. But they are like snap in not glue. They would have to yank every tooth out of his skull first, if they wouldn't just willingly fall out. Rounds of antibiotics. Not sure how much just a measly set of glue in ones are, but he won't get out the door for 2k even with a retard special or discount. I don't think Cobes could manage keeping in glued dentures....and they would look horrible because he barely has any teeth you would want to mold them off of and I don't think Daddy Clint would splurge for snap-on or implants. Honestly denture arc would be hilarious. I hope he would like DIY them. And that type of dental work wasn't fun at all, said it was worse than his transplant. I know he's holding out for those implants, just like he is those hair plugs.

 

[Retreaded Tire]

I wonder how bad his old apartments smelled from all this cooking. He didn’t have a window in the kitchen as far as I remember. All those “aromatic” vapors and grease seeped into the walls and covered every inch of the kitchen.

Do you not understand how quantum magic bog waffling works? He doesn't need a window in the room.

 

[IsaacShraeder]

I'm amazed he hasn't burned down his new home.

The "french frys" incident was basically one hair away from disaster, and it's not like his kitchen safety practices have improved since. It's only a matter of time before lady luck the cobra demon stops smiling on cobes. He could forget to turn off the stove, or leave some gothic candles burning overnight, or start another grease fire - Anything is possible if one's brain is sufficiently duster-rotten.

 

[Drive-By Comment]

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Medical compression socks are goth as fuck

 

[Bixby Snyder]

I could definitely see him burning his place down. Candles, a deep fryer, gas stove, etc are legit real hazards for him. Him being always drunk wouldn’t make his chances of escape too high either.

I think he will survive his first real medical crisis. He refuses to do what he’s told/advised and it will go down from there. I think his eye surgery is best example as he didn’t do any after care and is back to wonky eye.

People still sending him booze by the handle? Trailer park dwellers must be wondering who the new rich guy is

 

[fuckthepopulation]

I could definitely see him burning his place down. Candles, a deep fryer, gas stove, etc are legit real hazards for him. Him being always drunk wouldn’t make his chances of escape too high either.

I honestly think there will be some sort of fire scare within a year of him living there. His stove is gas now which is something Josh 100 percent does not need access to, also trailers might as well be made out of match sticks when it comes to catching fire. Something as small as falling asleep with a cigarette in his mouth in that grease covered chair and all his shit will be gone within five minutes. Although, in Josh's tradition of failing upwards, maybe the insurance check from the fire could be used to purchase a modest clock tower dream house.

 

[Alex Hogendorp]

It is what it is dude!
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When infected gums are the only thing left at this point. I don't think he would even be able to apply for teeth fixing as surgery would result in sepsis.

 

[Agamemnon Busmalis]

I honestly think there will be some sort of fire scare within a year of him living there. His stove is gas now which is something Josh 100 percent does not need access to, also trailers might as well be made out of match sticks when it comes to catching fire. Something as small as falling asleep with a cigarette in his mouth in that grease covered chair and all his shit will be gone within five minutes. Although, in Josh's tradition of failing upwards, maybe the insurance check from the fire could be used to purchase a modest clock tower dream house.

I'm amazed someone put a gas stove in a trailer for that reason. I didn't even know they had gas lines.

 

[fuckthepopulation]

I'm amazed someone put a gas stove in a trailer for that reason. I didn't even know they had gas lines.

*Especially* in a trailer park with neighbors right by each other, building code in Casper must be more like building suggestions.

 

[Agamemnon Busmalis]

*Especially* in a trailer park with neighbors right by each other, building code in Casper must be more like building suggestions.

Yeah, and it's not an isolated park in the boonies either, it's right off the main drag in Casper. I'm guessing you're right on code enforcement, Wyoming is still really a "Wild West" kind of place where frontier laws are still in force, your land is your land, and people tend to believe good fences and good firearms make good neighbors.

Personally I wish I had a gas stove again, the house I bought last year came with electric. Not for stovetop cooking per se but because of the broiler, I can make grilled sausages and burgers year-round. I'll upgrade it at some point but that is low on the list.

 

['Ole Dente]

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How can he eat this stuff and not want to puke? There’s so many flavors at once that really shouldn’t go together, mixed into a sludge. He seems drunk most of the time, so maybe it just impairs his sense of taste. I don’t think anyone can eat this sober

I’d hazard a guess and say that his constant smoking has dulled his taste buds so significantly that the only time he can actually taste something is within the extremes of flavour, however if you go back through his entire catalog of videos, he’s always been able to eat the most weird and disgusting shit without any complaint.

Hilariously the only time he’s ever really complained and hated something was when he drank Sprite Tropical Remix. It wasn’t a small reaction either it was a very visceral, audible distaste for the stuff. This bognigger can eat half a can of Surstromming with little complaint but it’s the Sprite that gets him.

 

[DoctorDogwater]

CEO of Chairbugs has made and tried a couple of Cobe's mead recipes, including the cookie monster mead. He said they were definitely slightly alcoholic, just disgusting.
As for the skittles mead, it will definitely "work" but the preservatives from the energy drinks will slow it down a lot and we both know he won't leave it alone long enough for it to ferment past 5%.

That's a great point. Now I've gone down a rabbit hole of mead-making, lol, but it looks like it takes anywhere from seven days to a couple months. As you've said the preservatives aren't gonna help, and based on my very surface-level dive (that he could have done in 5-minutes) he doesn't have the nutrients that help the yeast to make alcohol as fast as possible. Seeing as after reading a Reddit post I am now an expert on mead I'm guessing that he's going to end up with some slightly alcoholic hooch if he doesn't let it sit for a month or longer. Still excited to see his review! Thank you.

 

[The Judean People's Front]

it’s the Sprite that gets him.

IT DIDN'T TASTE LIKE IT DID WHEN HE WAS A KID, TROLE.

 

[Agamemnon Busmalis]

Hilariously the only time he’s ever really complained and hated something was when he drank Sprite Tropical Remix. It wasn’t a small reaction either it was a very visceral, audible distaste for the stuff. This bognigger can eat half a can of Surstromming with little complaint but it’s the Sprite that gets him.

Not just half a can, a whole half a can. Entrails and all the other (literal) shit in addition to the fish.

 

[Blue Miaplacidus]

Hilariously the only time he’s ever really complained and hated something was when he drank Sprite Tropical Remix. It wasn’t a small reaction either it was a very visceral, audible distaste for the stuff.

You have to remember it was all a performance. He didn't actually dislike the taste. One of the many youtubers he watches reviewed the Soda that day or the day before and reacted that way. He said it was bad and not the same as the old tropical remix, so Cobra was just "copying ozzy" and parroting one of his youtube faggots.