Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Glowie]

If they want a continuous monitor, it's something called a SCRAM Bracelet (recently learned about these myself); and it's pretty much a bracelet that constantly monitors your sweat and can detect illegal chemicals.

One of these?
Nick is a lying fuck needs that ankle bracelet, since he is in angry "fuck the police" crackhead phase, it's a guarantee that Nick won't comply with court order.

 

[Sharpeteer]

>bitching about people not understanding the situation
>never explains the situation to people
???

He should explain everything in great detail. At least, that's what his lawyer said he should do.

 

[Sammich]

sorry I should've linked it. She's seething about people against open relationships

did anyone else see the brief kittystyle's/rational potato crossover there.

 

[Ethan Ralph Is 5'1"]

Karyn embodies the clout-chasing, former current-year progtard/SJW looking for any safe harbor in a storm. She still possesses these fuck-shit beliefs to some degree. Anyone believing otherwise is an idiot.

She even outed herself as being straight-up anti-white a while back, hilariously enough when she was gaining a lot of traction in slightly "alt-right" circles.
She's such a physically revolting Slav cockroach. I suppose that's why she's seething about Whites every time she looks in the mirror.

 

[Expendable Zaku]

She likely ended up paying the highest price here.

The Rekieta’s got his trustfund and remaining paypigs to get by on.

April? She’s fucked for life.

It doesn’t matter if she’ll try to land a husband while she’s still kinda hot, or get a job that pays more than minimum wage. Anyone googling her name will go WTF as they start to read stories of sordid threesomes, cocaine orgies, YouTube degeneracy and five abused children.

Bro, do you know young women? Do you know how thirsty men react towards young women? Surprisingly at 29, she looks fairly young for her age. She's a modern succubus. Draining the lifeforce from man after man to sustain herself.

 

[Flaggy but One]

That last segment of the Jim stream I kept thinking of Obi-wan's 'You were supposed to be the chosen one" speech to Anakin as he lay burning on the ground. I expect Nick's reaction to Jim's stream will be exactly the same.

 

[Obsul]

I'm sorry to inform you of this, but even Casey Anthony has a boyfriend. I think April will find a new simp to latch onto soon enough.

Anyone's that's surprised by this still hasn't understood gender relations, men are by far the more desperate sex, it is very very difficult to end up truly having no options at all as a woman, they just might not be the options the woman would prefer.

 

[Chazzed Up]

She likely ended up paying the highest price here.

The Rekieta’s got his trustfund and remaining paypigs to get by on.

April? She’s fucked for life.

It doesn’t matter if she’ll try to land a husband while she’s still kinda hot, or get a job that pays more than minimum wage. Anyone googling her name will go WTF as they start to read stories of sordid threesomes, cocaine orgies, YouTube degeneracy and five abused children.

Whenever I think of all the cows and their orbiters here who have been rendered permanently unemployable, I like to think of them being sent to some kind of island to form their own community, like an Island of Misfit Toys for retards and degenerates. Leave them there for a few hundred years and see what bizarre civilization has formed. A Sonichu-based religion seems likely since Chris would of course be their leader.

 

[Expendable Zaku]

She even outed herself as being straight-up anti-white a while back, hilariously enough when she was gaining a lot of traction in slightly "alt-right" circles.
She's such a physically revolting Slav cockroach. I suppose that's why she's seething about Whites every time she looks in the mirror.

100%.

 

[TurdThrower]

So, was there a tip, or was law enforcement watching his streams and realized he was an easy arrest?

Mandatory reporter. Pastor of the church that Rekieta fam attended.

 

[Fools Idol]

So what did you guys see?

I saw a guy lose himself in a midlife crisis while in the throws of crippling alcoholism. This lead him down the path of sexual degeneracy and drugs till we are here. It's been visible for like a year now but you can see the signs even further back. We and a shit load of other people saw this coming.

I want Nick to tell me what "really" happened but he won't. He'll hide behind the cope that he can't because it'll hurt his case. He doesn't have a case, at best the courts are lenient but they have him by the balldo.

 

[TurdThrower]

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I got a genuine chuckle out of this one

Yeah I'm sure Ty Beard wants to foster 5 fucking kids.

 

[TrainWreckWatcher]

I want to change my vote on divorce to No. After seeing how Kayla was in the arraignment, I think she's to whipped and stupid to divorce him at this point.

Welcome to the club. That bitch ain't goin anywhere but where the coke n drugs are. Well maybe prison given that abuse charge.

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He can't help himself.

You're right Nick. We don't know anything - drink up. You're totally in charge and in control prove us wrong. Have a drink.

 

[Schlomo Silverscreenblatt]

did anyone else see the brief kittystyle's/rational potato crossover there.

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oh that's kittystyles? He said he got banned from rumble for saying he'd rape (fictional) children lol

 

[Scan_Lines]

It's crazy how effeminate Nick and Aaron are at the start of the swinging hot tub stream. Both just look like a couple of gay daddy long legs

 

[Mouse Cop]

So what did you guys see?
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I saw a guy lose himself in a midlife crisis while in the throws of crippling alcoholism. This lead him down the path of sexual degeneracy and drugs till we are here. It's been visible for like a year now but you can see the signs even further back. We and a shit load of other people saw this coming.

I want Nick to tell me what "really" happened but he won't. He'll hide behind the cope that he can't because it'll hurt his case. He doesn't have a case, at best the courts are lenient but they have him by the balldo.

The worst part of this statement is "I actually think this may remedy the other issue in time as well." So we're to believe that there is some other explanation for what appears to be a very obvious descent into drug addiction and alcoholism; that this other explanation would fully exonerate him of any wrongdoing, either legally or morally; and that he simply cannot speak about this other explanation for reasons which he also cannot articulate. Anyone who believes that needs to get their fucking head examined.

 

[WhimsicalTrolli]

She even outed herself as being straight-up anti-white a while back, hilariously enough when she was gaining a lot of traction in slightly "alt-right" circles.
She's such a physically revolting Slav cockroach. I suppose that's why she's seething about Whites every time she looks in the mirror.

She got owned by a gay maga named Mike harlow. Hasn't recovered since.

 

[Scan_Lines]

So what did you guys see?
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I saw a guy lose himself in a midlife crisis while in the throws of crippling alcoholism. This lead him down the path of sexual degeneracy and drugs till we are here. It's been visible for like a year now but you can see the signs even further back. We and a shit load of other people saw this coming.

I want Nick to tell me what "really" happened but he won't. He'll hide behind the cope that he can't because it'll hurt his case. He doesn't have a case, at best the courts are lenient but they have him by the balldo.

It wasn't coke on his nose.
It wasn't a drug stupor.
It wasn't a woman talking in the background.
It wasn't a 45 minute toilet break.
It wasn't self pleasure.
It wasn't a drunk tremor.

 

[Sharpeteer]

That last segment of the Jim stream I kept thinking of Obi-wan's 'You were supposed to be the chosen one" speech to Anakin as he lay burning on the ground. I expect Nick's reaction to Jim's stream will be exactly the same.

The 'tistic Star Wars fanboy in me had me think of Josh as Obi-Wan and obviously Vader being Rekieta. The immolation scene pretty much was the end of their friendship.

He doesn't have a case, at best the courts are lenient but they have him by the balldo.

That prosecutor better lean hard into what the kids had to go through.

Rekieta is such scum that here I am rooting for a state prosecutor. Normally would feel wrong.

 

[TurdThrower]

Not sure if someone's posted this yet, but I just saw this on one of his Instagram pictures:
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What a fucking weird thing to do, just replying to a random unprompted after 18 weeks. This schnigga is so cooked
Instagram photo

It was actually longer than 18 weeks. 18 weeks ago was the first 3 comments. 22 months was the last.

Edit: I'm a retard. It was 22 minutes.