Oh, he'll argue recusal, he'll argue venue, he'll argue entrapment, 4A, 2A (somehow), 1A, 8A, planted evidence, he was just holding for a friend, it was April's, Aaron put it there, he'll argue bias of every juror in the continental U.S. bc he's just so famous, he'll say he was just joking and only pretending to be retarded a druggie alcoholic, he'll argue the cops planned to have a little girl open the door, planned for him to be gone, that the jealous prudish Scandinavians conspired with the smalltown cops and that bitch judge to take him down, he'll say the pastor hates him personally, that local LE want him down bc he's such an amazing lawyer who ruined their arrests, he'll say it's montegraph, Null, farmers, lawtubers, Kayla's parents, Sonichu. It's anything but Nick Rekieta, hot air balloon, bad dad, failure, drunk.