Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[homofagget420]

So this literal crack whore, April Imahoe or whatever her name is, was just staying in the family home as some kind of live-in fuck-maid, with small children around? So fucking gross.

Obviously Nick is the primary person to blame for the situation, but I have a special disdain for hanger-on whores like April, especially since she will avoid any responsibility and just find some other middle-aged loser to latch on to.

I can fix her.

 

[Roccosmoderndeath1]

I can't say I'm the most informed on Rekieta. You're telling me some people spend their whole lives waiting to find the right person and the right time to have children with? You're telling me this man found his wife young, and decided to raise 5 children with her with a solid, Christian set of morality? His oldest is 16, almost to the point where he's going to really start to see the best parts of raising a young man/woman? This man had a law degree? Five figure superberries daily during the Depp trial? Free content from farms lawfare?

He threw it all away for a dead eyed bleach blonde coke ghoul? Lol. Lmao, even

 

[LikeAStone 2.0]

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The "friends" of Nick are already trying to shit on the pastor for reporting child neglect.

How dare a man of God report the direct harm of a child!
What would Jesus have done? I’ll tell you, he would’ve obviously spat on them and continued to let them suffer!

 

[AncientPhosphur]

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The "friends" of Nick are already trying to shit on the pastor for reporting child neglect.

Which if you knew anything about Rekieta you’d know he was railing against his church for being prudes. It’s not even that counseling wasn’t available when Nick refused to listen. Fuck Dax and fuck Ralph. Clout chasing faggots really defending this crackhead behavior.

 

[homofagget420]

He threw it all away for a dead eyed bleach blonde coke ghoul? Lol. Lmao, even

From what Aaron said it sounded like Nick was the one who got April hooked on the cocaina.

 

[Freeman]

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The "friends" of Nick are already trying to shit on the pastor for reporting child neglect.

Dax is upset that he might lose one of his personal cows, him, Ralph and Rekieta deserve each other.

 

[MadStan]

It's time for that nigga Dick to don the Sonichu Medallion. Once he does we need to imbed a
2 year countdown clock. This is some voodoo shit.

 

[Musashi's Son]

How dare a man of God report the direct harm of a child!
What would Jesus have done? I’ll tell you, he would’ve obviously spat on them and continued to let them suffer!

The Dax Herrera Argumentation For Defending A Cokehead: 1) Blame the government for making coke illegal, 2) Blame the pastor for reporting your cokehead friend who has kids, 3) Call anyone who calls you out a moral faggot and tell them how much of a funny comedian you are.

 

[break these cuffs]

I can't say I'm the most informed on Rekieta. You're telling me some people spend their whole lives waiting to find the right person and the right time to have children with? You're telling me this man found his wife young, and decided to raise 5 children with her with a solid, Christian set of morality? His oldest is 16, almost to the point where he's going to really start to see the best parts of raising a young man/woman? This man had a law degree? Five figure superberries daily during the Depp trial? Free content from farms lawfare?

He threw it all away for a dead eyed bleach blonde coke ghoul? Lol. Lmao, even

He threw it all away because he's Rock n' Roll Youtuber Nick Rekieta, certified Cool Guy and Smartest Lawyer in America. Imahoe was one in a long list of bad decisions.

 

[Wodanaz]

When I'm drinkin' whiskey
I know nothing can go wrong
When I'm drinkin' whiskey
Only time my mind is strong
When I got my bottle is when I'm standin' tall
Cause when I'm drinkin' whiskey, I don't feel nothin' at all

When I'm good and drunken
Can't nobody bring me down
I like to drink my whiskey
When nobody is around
I know my empty bottle's the only one that understands
That when I'm drinkin' whiskey, I forget the man I am

When I'm drinkin' whiskey
My hands don't ever shake
When I'm drinkin' whiskey
I don't lie in bed awake
Cause when I got my bottle I don't care if I'm alive
Cause when I'm drinkin' whiskey, I ain't afraid to die

Cause when I'm drinkin' whiskey, I ain't afraid to die

 

[homofagget420]

It's time for that nigga Dick to don the Sonichu Medallion. Once he does we need to imbed a
2 year countdown clock. This is some voodoo shit.


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This faggot bitch actually makes me mad at the internet. I hope we don't have to wait 2 years for the medallion-induced life ruination.

 

[break these cuffs]

This faggot bitch actually makes me mad at the internet. I hope we don't have to wait 2 years for the medallion-induced life ruination.

Don't give Dax the time of day seriously. He gets off on you being mad at him. He's the scum clinging to underside of the bottom of a barrel of pedophiles. Dax is a failure who other failures look up to.

 

[the_hidden_one]

The "friends" of Nick are already trying to shit on the pastor for reporting child neglect.

Their view of the world is truly fucked. From their view having a house full of drugs with children around is just living your best life. Normal non sektur people see this shit and are horrified. The people in Nick's town read the article saying he had 26 grams of coke and scales in his house. To them this idiot must look like Pablo Escobar.

 

[Golden Boy]

The "friends" of Nick are already trying to shit on the pastor for reporting child neglect.

I'm so surprised that women abusers & haters also hate children. I hope Ralph never gets ahold of his spawn.

 

[Boingboingboingboi]

So I'm interested in the question, what can we infer about the situation from his behavior since the arrest? The way I see it, he has three options for how to publicly handle the situation:

1. Deny everything, 100%. Maintain complete innocence, loudly, aggressively, defiantly, to the arresting officers, and whomever. “This is all a big misunderstanding and when the facts are all in, I’ll be vindicated.”
2. Repent. Admit fault. Level with your fans and friends, admit you have an issue, say you fucked up, and promise to do better.
3. Say nothing, maybe even DFE. At most, tell your locals and other platform fans that you’re done online till further notice. At most, thank them (if they’re giving you money). And peace out.

So far, he’s going with option 1. And the question then is, why? Before answering, we should establish the possibilities of the situation on the ground:

1. He really is innocent, and this is all a great big misunderstanding. Maybe April, Aaron, the cops, the pastor, the kids, or all of the above trashed the house, planted the drugs in his room, took the guns out, and all the rest. However it happened, Nick is innocent.
2. He's guilty and basically all the facts in the police report are true, legit, not misleading.

Now with this framework, we can do some hypothesizing. Right away, I think it's worth saying that under neither circumstance does it seem to be wise to pick option 2 as a response. If he came out and just confirmed all the facts in the police report, he'd lose any hope of a not guilty verdict (right?). It might be what his friends and those close to him want to hear, since it would be the first step towards redemption and repentance and getting help and turning his life around, or whatever, but it would almost certainly torpedo his case.

I submit the best possible combination is 3 and 1. He really is innocent, and he is entirely silent throughout the process. His life will be ruined by a guilty verdict, so he has to do everything in his power to maintain his innocence, and that means letting ONLY his lawyer speak for him in any capacity. Shut the fuck up, completely, say nothing, admit nothing, and let your lawyer do the work. But he's not doing that. Why?

Well, if he's innocent, he might just think that a loud, vigorous, defiant, and public self-defense is the best way to maintain his innocence going forward, so 1 and 1. Or, even if he agrees that it would be better to keep silent, there's an external reason to loudly maintain his innocence whenever addressing the issue (e.g., he needs the money, can't afford to stop streaming, wants to just get back to his life, etc.). I find this hard to believe. I just can't see a good reason for him to be so obnoxious and defiant if he were actually innocent. If the facts are on your side, they'll speak eventually. You don't have to.

The most likely combination, I think, is that he is indeed guilty---his house was a disgusting drug den full of coke, booze, guns, and children in crisis---and he is loudly maintaining his innocence as part of his quasi-legal strategy. He plans to outsmart the system and has a high degree of confidence that he'll pull it off because he is a delusional addict. Maybe there was an issue with the warrant or the police behavior during the encounter; maybe he'll say that the drugs were Kayla's, or the kids', or he (or his lawyer) will pull some super jiu jitsu lawyering to beat the charges on a technicality. (He'll probably get the judge Fischer to recuse herself.) Or whatever. I highly doubt that he does have an ace up his sleve that will exonerate him, but I 100% believe that he thinks he does.

I predict he will treat this case as he does any other that he has discussed on his channel since at least the Vic case: smugly thinking he knows the outcome, while feigning "I could be wrong! There's people involved so you never know!" He certainly thinks he knows better than anyone how to get the facts the court and the wider world see to come out in his favor. And even if it doesn't, I think the worst case scenario is a slap on the wrist. People rooting for total rekieta death are just delusional.

 

[AltisticRight]

So what did you guys see?
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I saw a guy lose himself in a midlife crisis while in the throws of crippling alcoholism. This lead him down the path of sexual degeneracy and drugs till we are here. It's been visible for like a year now but you can see the signs even further back. We and a shit load of other people saw this coming.

I want Nick to tell me what "really" happened but he won't. He'll hide behind the cope that he can't because it'll hurt his case. He doesn't have a case, at best the courts are lenient but they have him by the balldo.

Who is j? The name of the demonic ceiling cat? Even when it trouble, he can't help but invoke the God's Chosen. She's Satan, not J.

Anyway, his cope does make sense.
Picture yourself at an event witnessing a marathon. The first guy comes in and shatters the record. You saw it, so did countless others at the event or from television.
As it turns out, the guy was doping. He was a cheater. You saw him breaking the record, but that doesn't mean he did.
So yes, I can understand what Balldo is saying here.

The problem is, he's Nicholas Robert Rekieta and he's given us no reason to be charitable. The thread was right.
- Swinger, confirmed
- Alcoholic, confirmed
- Drug use, confirmed
- Using a piss filter to hide addiction related skin conditions, confirmed
- Neglecting children, confirmed
- Pissing off his congregation, confirmed
What hasn't been confirmed? Even some of the most outlandish ones, like the idea of Balldo snorting candy up his nose when we found Sir Richie turned out to be factual. 25 grams is no joke.


I had to go in for some work today so I had high resolution scales to use. I just used rock salt.
A small ziploc bag weighed 0.3 grams, I was able to get around 3 filled with rock salt to get the figure.

The bags would weigh 1 gram, either way, it's still comfortably above the 25g mark unless there's operator error. I suppose his lawyer/Balldo can argue the numbers in his favour by citing the inaccuracies of hand scales, which typically report a higher figure. He's well aware of this, having experienced a 108 degrees Fahrenheit fever himself.

 

[变性黑鬼]

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The passive aggressiveness oozing from this bitch. "YOU KNOW NOTHING PARASITIC STALKER CHILD". Fuck off child neglecting cokehead bitch.

I'm man enough to admit when I'm wrong. I know nothing about the situation, and it was probably Zionists from The Moon using a hard-light hologram projector to project fake cocaine into his orgy room. EVEN THE POLICE are blameless in this because the hologram cocaine looked so real.

It's all Aaron Amhole the Cuck's fault. Aaron was clearly instructed to feed the children with regular helpings of Spaghettios and get the dirty cum-soaked clothes and dishes off the floor. The Cuck was negligent in his duties, envious of Nick's massive Balldo™ (which he used to give incredible orgasms to the hotwife even after his penis was spent and limp). The envy caused Aaron to report the fake hologram cocaine to the pastor, who took the starving children as evidence of fault on the part of Nick and Lady Crackets. EVEN THOUGH AARON WAS. THE. ONE. ON SPAGHETTIO DUTY.

Seriously, he's even deeper in denial and delusions than PPP predicted.

 

[mfalkner]

Yeah I think it's a bit like with school shooters - it's not just about weapons. They're a symptom of an extremely sick society, there is a whole environment that enables the most sickening crime to occur.
Same for Nick, it's not that he's addicted. It's that he never allowed himself to get humbled, and through his unique set of circumstances - he had it very easy to reject any opportunity to feel the pain and learn from adversities. He's a 40 sth year old loser that never grew up.
So now he is so deluded, that a judge can tell him that the maximum sentence for his crime is 25 fucking years - and the bitch is still like - no no, it's not happening, everyone is wrong about me.

He has a Dick in his ear telling him he dindu nuffin

 

[polar bear]

 

[Hot Dog]

Called it. Zero remorse or introspection, just telling everyone that they are retarded because they don't believe him and his bullshit story.

Show's over. Even if he manages to get off on some of the charges his life is effectively ruined by this. He thought he was too smart to get caught, got caught, and still thinks he's too smart so he'll just beat the charges and "tell HIS truth". That's called being a narc piece of shit, and that behavior is extremely predictable. There was zero chance of rehab or any of that shit.

Jim's stream towards the end where he was talking about it being funny for us because we aren't personally involved but isn't for the kids really hit home. I really hope they throw the book at this loser and his wife but they won't.

I predict he will treat this case as he does any other that he has discussed on his channel since at least the Vic case: smugly thinking he knows the outcome, while feigning "I could be wrong! There's people involved so you never know!" He certainly thinks he knows better than anyone how to get the facts the court and the wider world see to come out in his favor. And even if it doesn't, I think the worst case scenario is a slap on the wrist. People rooting for total rekieta death are just delusional.

The thing about Nick is he perpetually overestimates himself and his abilities. There's a reason that it's a running joke that if he backs someone they will lose. Now it's his own ass on the line, and he can't just wash his hands and run away like he did with Vic if he fails. Sucks to be you, Balldo.