Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

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What would the outcome of the harassment restraining order be?

  • A WIN for the Toe against Patrick Melton.

    Votes: 63 21.5%
  • A WIN for the Toe against Nicholas Rekieta.

    Votes: 4 1.4%
  • A MAJOR WIN for the Toe, it's upheld against both of them.

    Votes: 83 28.3%
  • Huge L, felted, cooked etc, it gets thrown out.

    Votes: 43 14.7%
  • A win for the lawyers (and Kiwi Farms) because it gets postponed again.

    Votes: 100 34.1%

  • Total voters
    293
He threw it all away because he's Rock n' Roll Youtuber Nick Rekieta, certified Cool Guy and Smartest Lawyer in America. Imahoe was one in a long list of bad decisions.
I should be more clear, by "threw it all away for a coke ghoul", I mean more of the spiritual ideal of a blonde coke ghoul. He threw it all away for Hedonism, for what the coke ghoul within him desired him to be. He threw away all of what was good and forever and hard, for what was bad and temporary and easy. The coke ghoul is merely one manifestation of the shadow - what Carl Jung called the darkness that rests in all of hearts.
 
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The "friends" of Nick are already trying to shit on the pastor for reporting child neglect.
This fat retard deadbeat pig is actually claiming that the pastor who reported child abuse swatted Balldo.
What a fat useless pig. Go back to slurping on tortas Ethan you useless waste of space.
 
A normal person would have felt humiliated and shut the fuck up online about it.

Our boy Rekeita however is a LOLCOW OF THE YEAR! You can not keep that kind of KING down.

That's internet royalty baby. He must defend his totally real and intact honor.

Joking aside fuck this dude and all these grifting lawtube faggots coming out of the woodwork to say "actually child neglect happens to everyone!"

Lawyers are scum, pass it on.
 
Nick is making a narcissist play here.

He is attempting to launder the worst of the concrete claims with some of the more speculative claims under the umbrella of “you didn’t see what you think you saw”. Which is classic abuser language by the way and it’s telling how quick he reaches for that particular tool in his toolbox.

The more concrete claims are themselves inexcusable:

1. The State of Minnesota has arrested and charged him with possession of a large amount of cocaine

2. There are dozens of hours of recordings in the past month of him acting obviously chemically altered to a severe degree (Anime Sucks, Cope and Sneed.)

3. He is a 42 year old father of five who is accused of participating in or allowing heavy drug use in his home.

4. His wife’s appearance has drastically changed over the past year and especially in the last month. She is also accused of drug possession.

5. The state is on record claiming that drugs, drug paraphernalia, and an unsecured firearm were all present in Nick’s master bedroom.

There are more speculative claims that have yet to be proven. I’m not making final judgment either way, although like most of you here I’m leaning towards at least some of these being true:

1. The house was in a state of neglect. (Until images or video come forward, I don’t think it’s possible to make the distinction between a hectic house with 5 children and one where the parents are failing basic upkeep)

2. The children were physically abused or severely neglected. (I pray to God that this is not the case. I do think that Kayla’s charge of “allowing physical abuse” is tied to Nicks charge of “endangering children through being around drug use”. They want to get her on neglect associated with allowing Nick to use in the home if there’s not enough evidence she used openly. As of yet, there is no evidence that Nick harmed his children beyond the obvious trauma and endangerment associated with having and using drugs in their home. The spaghettios anecdote from Aaron, while it makes my blood boil to think that a child would be desperate enough to approach a stranger in order to get a meal, can’t be confirmed, and Aaron has a bad track record for honesty in this so far.)

3. April was a live-in sexual partner to Nick and Kayla (The circumstantial evidence for this is through the roof, but it’s still plausible there was some other arrangement and no clarifying statements have been made yet.)

4. Nick discharged his firearm within the home. (The casing found and documented by the police was listed as a .22, likely meaning a .22LR which is tiny. As many users have stated, and I’ve seen myself, these can get caught in shirt pockets and pants cuffs when shooting outdoors and shaken out when you get home. The casing itself is not sufficient.)

5. Nick received sexual service during his livestream or pleasured himself (That section was weird as hell and I’d believe something was happening under the desk, but I’d just as soon believe that it was the erratic behavior of a man on cocaine.)

TLDR, there are enough softer claims that could plausibly be untrue for someone like Nick to be able to “cleverly” say “You didn’t see what you think you saw.” What he can’t deny is that he had coke and ketamine was using. He is literally on tape high out of his mind, staring straight at the camera, and the police have stated that they found drugs and drug paraphernalia. In his house. Where five children live. Even if all of the soft claims are untrue, Nick has already done inexcusable harm to himself and his family and deserves what has happened and more. I don’t even fault him for not admitting guilt currently given the ongoing criminal proceedings, but he’s an idiot if he thinks that people are going to buy the lie that he did not possess drugs and use them.
 
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I'm up late catching up on Metokur's Nick stream and the Kayla 609.378.1(a)(2) charge caught my attention, as I'm sure it did to many others when they noticed it. I went to Lexis and searched for Minnesota cases which cite that specific statute and that specific subpart. 4 court of appeals cases came up, all of which are unpublished by a state reporter, but you can find them using the name and case number at the end of the citation if you guys want to read them yourself. If someone has already posted something akin to this I'm sorry. I'm way quite a bit behind on the thread still.

This is only going to catch cases which involve Minnesota statute 609.378 and actually contained "1(a)(2)" written in the opinion, so there's certainly cases which discuss this statute subdivision that aren't caught. This is why only a few appeals came up in my results, but this is just a rudementary search so we can all kind of see what actions get charged under this portion of the statute. Let me just say it's just as bad as the staute name suggests.

Under the spoilers will be the overview Lexis has for the cases. I haven't read these cases more than a cursory glance, so if the overview is slightly wrong on something I'm sorry.

State v. Thompson, 2014 Minn. App. August 11, 2014, A13-1126

Defendant knew 1 son sexually assaulted 2 of his daughters and didn’t seek outside help.
The evidence was sufficient to sustain defendant's convictions for knowingly permitting the continuing sexual abuse of a child under Minn. Stat. § 609.378 because defendant was apprised that his son exposed his erect penis to one daughter, and his other daughter claimed that the son raped her in the bathroom; yet, despite knowing that information, defendant chose not to seek help outside of the home; [2]-The court erred by allowing the State to impeach defendant under Minn. R. Evid. 609 with his prior conviction of fifth-degree assault because the offense was a gross misdemeanor and was not a crime of dishonesty; [3]-The court erred by allowing a witness to testify while visibly restrained without first making a finding on the record under Minn. R. Crim. P. 26.03 that such restraints were reasonably necessary.

In re Welfare of Child of D.E.T., 2013 Minn. App. November 27, 2013, A13-1148, A13-1164

Parental rights of 5 kids taken due to allowing 2 sons to sexually abuse their step sisters and did nothing. Dear God I hope this isn't a fortune of anything to come.
Termination of parental rights as to five of a couple's minor children was proper because the parents were palpably unfit and the children suffered egregious harm in parents' care, Minn. Stat. § 260C.301 subd. 1(b) (2012), because the parents allowed two of the sons to sexually abuse their step-sisters and did nothing; [2]-Children's statements in an exhibit that was part of the mother's guilty plea were hearsay but were admissible under Minn. R. Juv. Prot. P. 3.02, subd. 2(b); [3]-The court refused to extend the right of confrontation to a child protection proceeding; [4]-The county was not relieved of its obligation to offer reasonable reunification services on account of futility, absent the district court's determination of futility, under Minn. Stat. § 260.012; Minn. R. Juv. Prot. P. 30.09, subd. 3; therefore, termination as to the youngest child was error.

State v. Meredith, 2008 Minn. App. April 8, 2008, A06-2234

Defendant was acquitted of criminal sexual conduct charges, but still had to register on predatory offender list. Complaint in criminal case contained detailed list of instances where Defendant had sexual overtones that involved the child victim. He appealed having to be on the list, but lost.
Defendant's argument that his child endangerment conviction did not require him to register as a predatory offender under Minn. Stat. § 243.166, subd. 1b (Supp. 2005), was rejected where the complaint detailed the facts of defendant's ongoing, interconnected pattern of conduct having sexual overtones that involved the child victim and the same time period. Defendant's acquittal of the criminal sexual conduct charges did not extinguish the connection between the alleged conduct and the conduct supporting his conviction. Thus, defendant was subject to predatory-offender registration. The statute also did not violate defendant's substantive or procedural rights. The evidence was sufficient to sustain the conviction given the victim's testimony about defendant's physical contact and invasion of privacy.

State v. Villanueva, 2000 Minn. App. September 12, 2000, C2-99-2040

Parent’s boyfriend beat on her ADHD riddled kid when he would act up instead of getting him psychological help. Boyfriend got convicted for malicious punishment in Jan 1998 due to these beatings. In April 1999, Parent let boyfriend beat on the kid again with a belt which led to physical injuries enough for the cops to get involved while she sat in another room. not stopping it
Appellant permitted a third person to physically punish her son with a belt. Appellant testified that she tried to control her son's behavior through alternative techniques, but decided that escalating behavior problems merited physical discipline. Appellant was convicted of child neglect in violation of Minn. Stat. § 609.378, subd. 1(a)(2) (1998). Appellant sought review, contending that the district court abused its discretion by admitting testimony concerning appellant's statement regarding the difference between abuse and discipline, and permitting the prosecutor to cross-examine appellant about her skepticism concerning the son's diagnosis of attention deficit hyperactivity disorder (ADHD). Judgment was affirmed because appellant's statement did not constitute character evidence, it was relevant to prove an essential element of the State's case, and the court did not abuse its discretion in determining that the statement's probative value outweighed its prejudicial effect, and any prejudice that resulted from permitting the State to cross-examine appellant regarding ADHD was harmless beyond a reasonable doubt because of the sufficiency of the other evidence of guilt.

This is super cursory and isn't going to grasp every kind of conduct that's charged under this statute, but as you can see it's looking not looking great. I would expect if this type of charge was brought against more mundane acts, such as belting your child as a consequence like parents used to do a few decades ago which now is more frowned upon, the number of recent-ish cases under this statute that contain "1(a)(2)" would be much higher for a statute codified in 1983. It could still very well be the case that this is the one drastic overcharge of the arrest only for it later to be pled down to the actual more appropiate charge. I don't know. I'm not a criminal defense attorney and certainly don't know the ins and outs of Wilbur Minnesota prosecutors, so who knows what kind of scenarios they charge this subdivision under. But this does get me to ask.

Nick, what the fuck was happening in that house.
 
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Which if you knew anything about Rekieta you’d know he was railing against his church for being prudes. It’s not even that counseling wasn’t available when Nick refused to listen. Fuck Dax and fuck Ralph. Clout chasing faggots really defending this crackhead behavior.
See: I thought Ralph had already broken through my floor of low expectations for him.

Once again the Ralphamale proves me wrong
 
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So this literal crack whore, April Imahoe or whatever her name is, was just staying in the family home as some kind of live-in fuck-maid, with small children around? So fucking gross.

Obviously Nick is the primary person to blame for the situation, but I have a special disdain for hanger-on whores like April, especially since she will avoid any responsibility and just find some other middle-aged loser to latch on to.
Maid? We all heard the cops describe the state of that house
 
Not sure if this has been posted in the thirty pages I’m behind and this is my first post, as I am a hardcore lurker but…

My theory is one of the children got into the drugs. That was why he canceled his show that time due to having to watch/observe someone. Had they brought the child to the hospital, that would have involved CPS/police far sooner.
Perhaps the eldest child told the pastor about that situation; one of his siblings almost OD’ing on his parents’ drugs seems like a very heavy burden to carry and not share.
Aaron said Nick put one of those “bullets” in his couch where the Imholte children could have gotten to it. Nick’s addiction is so bad he was hiding stashes at other peoples’ homes for later. Where did he hide it in his own home that perhaps the Rekieta children could have gotten to?

Edited to add - And this could be the enhanced abuse charge - that Kayla knew the kid got into the drugs, didn’t get medical help, and continued using
 
Yep. I pinned Balldo down and rammed an 8-ball up his nose, forced the whiskey down his throat, made April give him a knobber under the desk, and held the Glock to his neck to make him drive drunk. And made him read his thread with the Sonichu medallion in his teeth. Everyday.
You monster!
 
Jim is like
>Why does he think I'm his father, we're the same age
>Gives him the most fatherly 'son, I am disappoint' talk ever
Daddy Jim at it again
Just listened to Jim's stream, and when nick was blaming him for causing the lawsuit with Montegraph Jim played a clip of the original conversation. They were talking about how Monte failed in his previous defamation lawsuit, and Nick talked about why he screwed up doing pro se. Monte fucked up the jurisdiction and got the case thrown out because of it. You see, Monte tried to file the lawsuit in his home state, Colorado at the time, instead of the home state of the guy calling him a pedophile. According to Nick, the correct move would have been to sue in the defamer's home state. I know lawyers, practicing or otherwise, have a reputation for being liars, but this junkie is so shameless. He knows that the previous lawsuit did not fail because Monte could not prove he was not a pedophile. He knows the whole basis of his appeal was bullshit.
I find it ironic that Nick argued that Monty fucked up and should've sued in the defendant's state rather than Colorado, but then when Nick's the defendant, Monty does exactly that. And Nick files an appeal to get it moved to Colorado (and loses). Nick gave Monty some good advice when he was sober.
 
Rekieta blows up his children's lives by bringing drugs and a 3rd-hottest-girl-in-the-trailer-park tier crackwhore into his home.

Kurt, the literal anti-poon, knows this and yet desires to be Rekieta.

Other "lawtubers" hold up the "Nick is actually a good guy" myth despite all evidence to the contrary.

"None is righteous, no, not one (among the lawtubers)".
 
I am way behind, another 50 pages. Watched the Jim stream. Need to buy another hat. The cups look cool too. Massive dunk on Balldo-man selling glass beer cans with his face on them.

I had never seen the Dear John clip, and especially didn't know the context. I always was wondering why everyone in this thread flipped so fucking hard on Nick. I had just figured it was due to the thread being moved from one subforum to another. Now I get it. What a fucking dickhead. I feel ashamed I ever gave him a dime.

I mean yes if you are at a point in your life that your emergency contact is a youtube streamer and the hospital is calling them cause you're in for an anhero attempt or whatever, that's bad, cringe, and more than a little weird. It should be a huge warning sign for your life in general, but, at the same time I can understand it cause I have been nearly that far gone socially and know friends and acquaintances who definitely have been that far gone. It's cringe, it's unthinkable, and it's life re-evaluation time if you're there.

But at the same time at least some of that is the name of the game when you're a "celebrity" that maintains a semi-direct connection with (some would say preys on) viewers. And having some empathy... Well, I would have thought that pre-Balldo Nick would have understood that, and at least avoided making a fucking ass of himself about it. But post-Balldo, post-Medallion Nick? Apparently not.

Again, life-revaluation time for Nick should have been when he sobered up the next day, reviewed that stream, maybe got some angry emails or superchats from fans by the end of the next stream, and realized he had ripped one of his paypigs apart who was so parasocial he had him written down as his emergency contact. But that would have required Nick have sobered up the next day, and imma gonna hit X to doubt on that one.

Christ. Hope to god there isn't anything else waiting in the wings, like that this discussion of physical/sexual abuse of the kids is just a weird quirk of the jail system.
 
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