Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

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What would the outcome of the harassment restraining order be?

  • A WIN for the Toe against Patrick Melton.

    Votes: 63 21.6%
  • A WIN for the Toe against Nicholas Rekieta.

    Votes: 4 1.4%
  • A MAJOR WIN for the Toe, it's upheld against both of them.

    Votes: 83 28.4%
  • Huge L, felted, cooked etc, it gets thrown out.

    Votes: 42 14.4%
  • A win for the lawyers (and Kiwi Farms) because it gets postponed again.

    Votes: 100 34.2%

  • Total voters
    292
So Nick was charged with (609.378.1(b)(2)), which is endangerment from allowing the kids to be around drugs in some manner (selling, manufacturing, possessing immediate precursors or chemical substances with intent to manufacture, or possessing a controlled substance), with additional aggrevating factors if the endagerment leads to substantial harm to the child’s physical, mental, or emotional health.

I'm going to assume then that the kids were around while drug use was happening (duh at this point unfortunately) and that there was some allegation of Nick hitting the children while Kayla was also present. Gonna have to hear more though before I feel any semblance of confidence in that. I don't want to wildly speculate given how fucked the range of possible crimes the Kayla charge could subsume, so this is my reasonable-ish take of what happened
I think it's fucked how quickly we've gone from "yeah the kids were in a junkie house and being ignored" to now having our least horrific outcome (barring a paperwork fuckup) being that Nick slapped his kids around or they got into Our Wife's edibles stash.

I want to get off Mr Rackets' Wild Ride.
 
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The passive aggressiveness oozing from this bitch. "YOU KNOW NOTHING PARASITIC STALKER CHILD". Fuck off child neglecting cokehead bitch.

Good to see that Nick, true to form, has chosen to approach this in the most retarded way possible.

Get ready for the coke ladies and gents. And the cope!

The near ounce of coke? He has experimented with cocaine. OCCASIONALLY! In a very responsible way!

The state of the house? He has FIVE KIDS! And is very busy! All that driving! Of course it’ll be a little messy!

The kids? Nick is a GREAT father! They had NO IDEA about the cocaine! They were SHOCKED! and now they’re TRAUMATIZED thanks to the police!

The pastor calling it in? Jealousy and prudes not knowing how to handle Nicks success. Also he’s the victim of jealous busybodies spreading rumors.

The resident cokewhore April? He can’t talk about that. Heavily imply that Aaron has been punching her.

Just wait for it, this is really how Nick will “fix” this situation lol!
 
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Good to see that Nick, true to form, has chosen to approach this in the most retarded way possible.

Get ready for the coke ladies and gents. And the cope!

The near ounce of coke? He has experimented with cocaine. OCCASIONALLY! In a very responsible way!

The state of the house? He has FIVE KIDS! And is very busy! All that driving! Of course it’ll be a little messy!

The kids? Nick is a GREAT father! They had NO IDEA about the cocaine! They were SHOCKED! and now they’re TRAUMATIZED thanks to the police!

The pastor calling it in? Jealousy and prudes not knowing how to handle Nicks success. Also he’s the victim of jealous busybodies spreading rumors.

The resident cokewhore April?[/B] He can’t talk about that. Heavily imply that Aaron has been punching her.

Just wait for it, this is really how Nick will “fix” this situation lol!
It’s really so annoying, imagine being married to someone who just lied and pilpulled you, whenever you confronted them on doing something bad. If I was kayla id be giving Balldo black eyes too.
 
All the lawyers that are bragging about how good of a man Nick is and how all this was an unforeseen accidents should rot in hell.
They care more about clout milking off Nick than the Kids who had to live in that situation.
Aren't these "lawyers" mandated reporters also....So they not only failed to report they covered and nose guarded for Nicks behavior.
People blaming Chat and the farms for driving Nick to drugs and Booze don't realize people only bashed Nick AFTER he was doing drugs and drinking daily.
 
When he replies to "check yourself into rehab" with "you don't understand how the justice system works", is he suggesting that rehab would hurt his legal prospects? Does he think denying all awareness of wrongdoing is the best defense, just like in the Monty case?
Trying to put myself in that coke-addled mind, I think he believes that going to rehab would go into evidence in his case and that evidence could be used to paint him as a drug addicted, shit parent when that's obviously not the case.

Funny thing is, that is the case that's going to be set by the prosecution. The police reports make the Balldo Manor out to be a run-of-the-mill coke den and a living hell for all five of the children. Get this taken to a jury and that's going to be an uphill battle for Cokeita.
 
>bitching about people not understanding the situation
>never explains the situation to people
???
oh I can explain that. He's unironically taking a page out of the ralphamale lawyerin school. He's refusing to explain himself in any detail under the guise of "I just can't talk about this and tell my truth because of the pending case guys!" much like how ralph would refuse to get into it with anyone regarding faith due to his restraining order.

Nick Rekeita kneels at the superior legal might of ethan oliver ralph.
 
It’s actually INSANE that he hasn’t been humbled even a little bit. I’m someone who would never want to admit an L if I had thousands of people watching and laughing at everything I do, but if I got busted In a major drug bust and my kids were taken away, I’d take the L and be like “yup sorry guys, I made a really dumb mistake but I’m gonna fight this and try to turn my life around.”
Even radio silence would've been better than what we got, hell I'd settle for an "I don't want to talk about the case right now" if Nick really wanted to keep posting online.

The self-destruction is going to continue, I just hope that if Nick decides to an hero he doesn't try to take anyone else with him.
 
Is he really going to use the argument that checking himself into rehab is going to imply guilt?
It doesn’t matter if she’ll try to land a husband while she’s still kinda hot, or get a job that pays more than minimum wage. Anyone googling her name will go WTF as they start to read stories of sordid threesomes, cocaine orgies, YouTube degeneracy and five abused children
don’t count the homewrecking Queen out just yet. This is all tied to her married name not her maiden name.
 
It’s actually INSANE that he hasn’t been humbled even a little bit. I’m someone who would never want to admit an L if I had thousands of people watching and laughing at everything I do, but if I got busted I na major drug bust and my kids were taken away, I’d take the L and be like “yup sorry guys, I mad a really dumb mistake but I’m gonna fight this and try to turn my life around.”
My theory at Nick's angle is that he is delusional enough to think he can beat the charges against him and go back to how things were as if nothing happened. He CANNOT say he made a mistake or admit he "needs help / rehab / therapy" because that would be admitting fault to his alleged crimes, hence his current stance of "things aren't what they seem" and "people don't have the whole picture".

Now, I'm no lawfag but I'm pretty sure he is completely fucked especially if he's representing himself. He SHOULD take the L, but he's not going to. It would be more insane if he actually learned some humility at this point. As many ppl in this thread have pointed out he hasn't learned anything from this and sadly probably never will.
 
Not wanting to look through 4K pages and with no help from the search, did John ever post on the forum following the "Dear John" deal?

I'm certain he knows about what's happened, but our guy could probably use a few Farmers to tell him he won.

Some say that John posts on the Farms to this day and is likely doing a lot better than Nick at the moment.
 
Even radio silence would've been better than what we got, hell I'd settle for an "I don't want to talk about the case right now" if Nick really wanted to keep posting online.

The self-destruction is going to continue, I just hope that if Nick decides to an hero he doesn't try to take anyone else with him.
His flippant first response on locals told the tale of how it was going to go. Even in the "I have a lot of going on in my life and will be stepping back" post he had to let everyone know IT'S NAWT TROOO!!! Nick's ego is larger than his nose.
 
When he replies to "check yourself into rehab" with "you don't understand how the justice system works", is he suggesting that rehab would hurt his legal prospects? Does he think denying all awareness of wrongdoing is the best defense, just like in the Monty case?
Lol maybe that's gonna be his strategy - he was not in the house, so he could throw Kayla under the bus and claim it's all her shit, and he dindu nuffin, saw nuffin, heard nuffin, he a wholesome gud daddy boi
 
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