Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Manwithn0n0men]

He was sued by his former podcast host and friend, Maddox, in what has now become titled the "Lolsuit". It was a lawsuit filled with hilarity from beginning to end, because the legal arguments from Maddox where garbage, Maddox's lawyer was a trash-fire, and Dax's lawyer played into the memes in his legal filings.

Nick's current snafu also makes Nick going ON and ON about Landua's DUI during his lolsuit streams even funnier.

Dax also tried to start up a Censorship Free Payment Processer and was told thats illegal in America

 

[Friendly Potato]

Nick's supporters are the same as followers of disgraced televangelists, continuing to give them money and believing in them after they've been exposed as frauds.

 

[BathTubShine]

Cheers Balldo and good morning! (I don't know when career junkies have a morning)
Since there is no need to drive the "damn kids"(TM) to the Church, how about a nice cool Whiskey on the Rocks? Maybe some "rocks" for breakfast with that Whiskey?

 

[Goku 1000000 O]

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You’d think getting cucked by a drug dealer might make him rethink his pro-drug policies.

 

[kokokrunch123]

IMO: Nick Grew up as a white-bread Christian. The second he got a sniff at temptation he went for it [ I mean look at that nose]

the schnoz looks very.. k0sher

 

[DuranceVile]

That Ralph tweet urks me because the pastor 100% did talk to Nick to get his shot together but Nick didn't listen. Now he will enjoy prison like a good stalker child.

The pastor absolutely stepped in, probably attempted to work with him for months. Him whining about his church and the easter stream are pretty textbook narc rage responses.

 

[G19]

Of course he's smug and unapologetic about his behavior. He got himself and his wife out of there day 1 with an honestly generous set of conditions without need for a third-party attorney. Barely a slap on the wrist. Legal system absolutely felted in his book.
What about the public humiliation online and on the media? His ego is beyond all that and he's got way too much experience as an online personality to be affected. The man is unchanged and unfazed.
What is more likely to change however, are his surroundings. Particularly his family. Lady Rekieta does not have the same level of thick-skin and experience in the public eye that he has. This public ordeal might have affected her significantly, not to mention the kids.

 

[Manwithn0n0men]

Everyone is eligible for a first-offender's diversion program. He will have the opportunity to do intensive probation on a suspended sentence, which is contingent on his compliance with the terms of his probation and can be revoked at any time if he's found to be violating them. There is a path here to avoid any more jail time whatsoever. The question is can he do so.

I would also imagine that he surrenders his law license in a plea?

 

[Butt_Pouncer]

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Styx is boomer level of ignorance. I bet money he doesn't even know or understand the Balldos clan full situation. He's just taking the default lolbertarian position

 

[Harm]

unlikely

So we still have a chance!

A fun option would be if April or Kayla request it be made public, to dunk on Rackets. That would make a good redemption arc...

April has the opportunity to do the funniest possible thing right now.

 

[MarvinTheParanoidAndroid]

Despite everything, I just want to wish Nick a million pounds of cocaine.

 

[Meat Target]

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It's not an accident that "libertarian" and "libertine" are homophones.

 

[Fully Eshay Skits Bruh V4]

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Styx has always been viewed as a weird cunt.

 

[2lolis1cup]

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I know many of the early posts in this thread have aged poorly. But this one…big oof.

I only pray this doesn't devolve into a Internet Blood Sports level of gay drama.

I personally hope Nick doesn't turn into a retard drama hog. [...] It is also not a great sign of his future prospects.

Here's a test for you Nick.
The next time he is on vacation to a "Caribbean" island vacation, it is almost certainly Jamaica. It is also very likely to be in the Nigril area of the island.

I found his house in October of 2019. I was a fan of his and did it for my enjoyment. I never released it until well after other people did, because he wasn't a lolcow and his opponents were.

I never looked up to him as any moral or paternal authority. That is despite what he would claim of his old fans that hated the wine mom arc. The Disconnect that even veteran cow watchers like my self had between Nick's persona and reality was massive. He successfully fooled 99.99% of the farms into thinking he wasn't a weirdo. That feeling of betrayal of your expectations turned other like myself into die hard alogs. I wish him nothing but ill will to humble him to the level of an average person.

He still to this day is above an average white collar worker with his wealth and job security from his grand father. His house is in a trust and can never be taken from him. His income is above the median average as long as his father allows it. He has a vast distance to still fall before he even reaches the level of a junkie that just got popped for some coke in a baggy.

I give credit to Nick for this above all else. He can put up a false persona and fool tens of thousands of people that examine him closely.

 

[break these cuffs]

I would also imagine that he surrenders his law license in a plea?

Lawyers are notorious for drug and alcohol abuse. He may get suspended, maybe not. The state bar will offer him rehab.

 

[verymuchawful]

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Leave it to Styx to have an incredibly short-sighted and retarded take. IS IT """PERSONAL""" USE IF IT IMPACTS YOUR ABILITY TO TAKE CARE OF YOUR KIDS AND ENSURE THEIR SAFETY? In a vacuum, all drugs could be decriminalized, but that's not how life works.

 

[Mundane Ralph]

It's not an accident that "libertarian" and "libertine" are homophones.

They're not

 

[Get the rope Macaulay!]

I love how Dax tries to frame it as a win.

to be fair, the way Maddox fought him about it, to the point of literally suing, meant that we all saw it as a win. if Maddox pulled the sloppy seconds thing, Dax would have been begging to come back on the pod by 2017.

I know its not the same but if you look at the redbar comedy club arc in Mike David's life, him deciding to answer for his crimes once the other side did their tell-all stream and doing so well at it is a reason he only lost 3/4ths of his audience but almost none of the paypigs, and another good reason for that is that he had 6 months to prepare to defend himself. if Maddox didn't do all his sperg nonsense on emotion but presented the facts the way Eric July did him and dick's reputations would be where they are now instead of how they were during the lolsuit.

people don't even realize Dick was pulling the same shit on Maddox as he did on July, because Maddox apparently thought the whole "he's a womanizer" would have worked as a reason to hate dick. he can admit to being pissed about it at the moment but act like he moved on. during the redbar comedy club tell all stream Mike openly admits to dropping the ball and fucking people over in numerous ways which gives credence to the times when he calls the other side out for lying.

Maddox could have even been like "yeah i was hurt by that" and then use that to show off pictures of his leathery ex which would then lead to the cam girl revelations naturally leaking out on their own instead of being failop'd here. as much as people won't admit it, finding out the woman Dax was fighting so hard for wasn't the 1980s supermodel but a generic older woman really made a lot of his fans start to question everything else he exaggerated about.

These would have led to stuff like Juju the cow leaking a lot quicker too.

and now thinks that making noise online will benefit his case.

i mean he's right about that, if these were bullshit charges he should be making noise, look at the facts. he pissed off everyone in the community and shittalked the judge in his own case, beyond that he's e-famous as a trad dad conservative who was pro-johnny depp and pro-kyle rittenhouse, of course someone might have a bone to pick with him. the problem is, unlike the Long case, we've been seeing Nick prove the charges for the past 2 years, and roughly 20k people just watched a stream last night showing it and easily millions of people have either learned the charges were justified in the last couple days or are in the process of doing that.

its been less than a week and people who have never even heard the name Rekieta are learning about this like its some dumb criminal you might read about in the NYpost. i'm sure guys like the cannibal cop or Mr.Talented were gossiped about by people before the police got involved and skyrocketed their infamy.

 

[Sam Losco]

Anybody wants to go and record?

Fuck off. Literally log out and don't come back.

 

[Procrastinhater]

For our new guests and lurkers not wanting to read 4300 pages, here is the curse that brought about the downfall of the Rekietas.

The crazy Witch of the Toy Swamp curses his enemies.