Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[prolapsed_cranium]

Yes.
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You don't fucking know the system either, Nick.


People go to rehab/AA/NA/programs upon arrest for DUI or drug charges all the fucking time.

 

[parsnip]

Sorry if this has already been posted, but someone named Josiah Munoz has requested the bodycam footage of the arrest. The date is wrong at the top, but the request date is correct. I don't know anything about this website, maybe someone else does and can comment on if this is legit.

https://www.muckrock.com/foi/kandiyohi-county-1976/bodycam-footage-of-march-23-2024-arrest-164172/

 

[Fools Idol]

Nick's next stream is going to be something else. I don't know if I can take the cope man.

 

[DancingIsraeli]

He might still do time even if he pleads right? I don't know shit about the law.

Everyone is eligible for a first-offender's diversion program. He will have the opportunity to do intensive probation on a suspended sentence, which is contingent on his compliance with the terms of his probation and can be revoked at any time if he's found to be violating them. There is a path here to avoid any more jail time whatsoever. The question is can he do so.

 

[Major]

If Nick is truly rich, the chances of him stopping all of his degenerate behavior is almost 0. Maybe in a few years, when the money is gone and his children completely out of his life.

I believe his parents at least partially control his trust fund, so they might cut him off if he doesn't pack in the bullshit

 

[Maeis]

good god the dear john letter. I've been tuned out from most of this shit for a while, and I never knew how fucked up Rekieta was.

 

[Justa Grata Honoria]

I have a feeling according to his replys and behaviour this man will either end up with stand off with the police or land in jail after breaking the bail/ parole conditions. This looks grim :/


Metokour btw sounded genuinely disappointed at rekieta in his stream.

 

[ThisHill2DieOn]

Look here, listen: the reason this happened is obviously because of April and her free Ass To Mouth community outreach service. And she only shacked up with Railing Rackets because her husband couldn’t give her an orgasm. So, really, this is all a culmination due to Aaron being bad at sex. Which is why it’s important to pay attention in biology class, kids. Find that clit, grab them hips and worship it.

 

[Balldo's Gate]

Sorry if this has already been posted, but someone named Josiah Munoz has requested the bodycam footage of the arrest. The date is wrong at the top, but the request date is correct. I don't know anything about this website, maybe someone else does and can comment on if this is legit.

It's been posted and under Minnesota law, the footage is unlikely to become public unless the case moves to trial. Sorry to disappoint anyone.

 

[Mikoyan]

Nick's next stream is going to be something else. I don't know if I can take the cope man.

I'm truly wondering how that could work out when he goes back - since it doesn't seem to be if. He'll almost have to shut off chat, there aren't enough jannies to sweep it up.

 

[Where There's Smoke]

Nick's next stream is going to be something else. I don't know if I can take the cope man.

I'm still waiting to see if he attempts to do the Locals streams he promised, very curious if he'll pretend nothing happened or if each stream will just be him yelling about how no one knows the full picture you prude stalker child.

 

[JustStopDude]

Seeing Nick's actual personality slip out beneath the crafted facade he's tried to present is always deeply interesting. Aaron Imholte hinted at Nick's actual offline-personality , where allegedly, through texts Aaron told Nick he didn't want to hang out anymore, Nick called Aaron doughy and disgusting and suggested he "K himself". or the story where Nick captured a skunk and not having an easy answer of what to do with the animal, he simply drowned it in a pond. and aside from the animal cruelty, why would you tell that story as if it were a fun memory?

Yup. Every abusing piece of shit makes the same argument. "That wasn't the real me. It was the drugs and alcohol"

Like mother fucker, there isn't a drink that makes you decide to turn your family home into a crack den. Or to make pedophile jokes and references nonstop.

It just strips you of your inhibitions. We get to see your real you. And sadly, your children get to experience it.

 

[break these cuffs]

You don't fucking know the system either, Nick.


People go to rehab/AA/NA/programs upon arrest for DUI or drug charges all the fucking time.

Nick is framing his inability to admit his mistakes and address them as legal strategy. He doesn't even have a problem and they'll use going to rehab against him in court! If he goes to rehab now, he'll still have to go again if convicted. Why should he go if he doesn't have a problem? Besides, he can still beat this thing. Their warrant wasn't even valid. They fucked up somewhere, he just knows it.

Nick is a rat trying to cling the floatsom of an already sunken ship.

 

[Escalating Violence]

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The "friends" of Nick are already trying to shit on the pastor for reporting child neglect.

That Ralph tweet urks me because the pastor 100% did talk to Nick to get his shot together but Nick didn't listen. Now he will enjoy prison like a good stalker child.

 

[Mister Friendly Dude]

Nick's implosion is his own fault. Not the farms, Josh, Eric July etc. And the fact he immediately went straight back to arguing with people on the internet instead of doing any introspection just means he isn't interested in changing at all.

Come on now, we all know that it was Juan (Juanito as his friends call him) Kiwi and George Farms that planted 25g+ of Cocaine in all the Balldos in that house, convinced April to be a live-in harlot and spread out guns all over the place near the drugs.

 

[Can of Spam]

Yes but that number has been bothering me for another reason Comrade Pygmy. 25 grams is the highest our low range scales go up to.
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But Comrade Box, you don't understand. This isn't a fire. This is a fissioning lolcow burning at over 2000 sneed. The cope will instantly vaporize any attempts at reality.

 

[Admiral Nelson]

I'm still 50 pages behind so sorry if this has been mentioned already but the New London Evangelical Covenant Church has canceled today's Youtube livestream.

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Anybody wants to go and record?

 

[Get the rope Macaulay!]

Okay, but what is Dick Masterson's claim to fame?

early viral video star, and used that to befriend and start a podcast with maddox who was Metokur-tier known and beloved online the in the 2000s. Maddox went woke in the 2010s and Dick stole his audience and girlfriend in the process

 

[AnotherPleb]

But that would have required Nick have sobered up the next day, and imma gonna hit X to doubt on that one.

How many months has it been since Nick was sober for more than 14 hours?

 

[Finger Pistols]

I would bet my life that he won’t be representing himself lol.

You are seriously overestimating the intelligence of a man that can't follow his own advice, he talked to the cops on scene without council. You are also underestimating this man's ego and hubris, he believes that he is right and that he is better than his current lawyer in the defamation case. Insha'Allah he will represent himself and it will be funny.