African-American Appreciation Thread - Highlighting contributions from our most productive citizens

[CiaphasCain]

Jesus Christ, what is that

When your kid unironically looks like this, you know you've seriously fucked up.

 

[Sayer of the N-Word]

Let me introduce you to a concept you will never forget: The Nigger Tax


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From now on, you will never not think "IM PAYING IT IM PAYING IT" when you have to deal with black shenanigans in person.

It's amazing that I've come across this today. I left a concert a while ago and decided to walk to a Walgreens and get a bottle of water and a bag of spicy Cheetos (the most perfect goyslop ever invented). At the register was an elderly nigger with her two grandkids. She had a cart full of shit, and the whole group was cracking up as the old bitch paid for each item as a separate transaction, apparently just for fun. The cashier, also a nigger, was laughing at all of this, too. No other employees were in sight. A line of a half dozen people had already built up behind me - this was a busy downtown store on a weekend evening. I left my stuff on the counter and walked out.

When I think of old niggers behaving like that, I wonder how bad Jim Crow really was. Surely someone like this would be reluctant to draw so much attention to herself if she grew up being terrorized by whites who would rather kill her than let her shop in their stores?

 

[Biggie Smalls' Taint]

I find it funny that of all the negros to make constant Christ comparisons to, they pick Floyd instead of anyone slightly more worthy, like MLK for instance.

Floyd was a violent, drug-addicted criminal. They find him more relateable than MLK.

 

[Ponzo]

 

[Cuntspiracy Man]

It's amazing that I've come across this today. I left a concert a while ago and decided to walk to a Walgreens and get a bottle of water and a bag of spicy Cheetos (the most perfect goyslop ever invented). At the register was an elderly nigger with her two grandkids. She had a cart full of shit, and the whole group was cracking up as the old bitch paid for each item as a separate transaction, apparently just for fun. The cashier, also a nigger, was laughing at all of this, too. No other employees were in sight. A line of a half dozen people had already built up behind me - this was a busy downtown store on a weekend evening. I left my stuff on the counter and walked out.

When I think of old niggers behaving like that, I wonder how bad Jim Crow really was. Surely someone like this would be reluctant to draw so much attention to herself if she grew up being terrorized by whites who would rather kill her than let her shop in their stores?

i was gonna ask why the cashier would be laughing at this, you'd think she of all people would be annoyed by this kinda behavior
but i realize
the only reason why a cashier is annoyed by a customer taking ages to faff around just for fun, is because they want to do their job properly and know they have other customers to serve
you probably wouldn't give a damn if you're only at work for the sake of being there

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>kungs
nigga (white) doesn't know where the meme comes from

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

So I was going through my meme files and found this:

The TLDR is Africans have no forward thinking abilities because they never needed to develop them. This has resulted in a society with poor impulse control, low intelligence, and a lack of curiosity, effectively a society of children. It occurs to me that American niggers are in a similar situation. They want for nothing. Thanks to the magic of government handouts, they don't need to work, and thanks to Soros's DAs, they don't need to worry about going to prison. Of course they're going to act out and do what they want, there's no reason to do otherwise.

 

[TVB]

Floyd was a violent, drug-addicted criminal. They find him more relateable than MLK.

Plus, and even take away the fact that he is a druggie and a violent criminal, he's also a very mediocre guy with an unsuccessful rap and/or porn career, which is why he is considered this generation's MLK for millennials, zoomers and especially leftists that are either celebrities or politicians

 

[Fatniggo1488]

Jesus Christ, what is that


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Perfect blonde hair blue eyed phenotype.

 

[Sayer of the N-Word]

i was gonna ask why the cashier would be laughing at this, you'd think she of all people would be annoyed by this kinda behavior
but i realize
the only reason why a cashier is annoyed by a customer taking ages to faff around just for fun, is because they want to do their job properly and know they have other customers to serve
you probably wouldn't give a damn if you're only at work for the sake of being there

One of the ways niggers are like children is that very few of them have the ability to empathize. All that matters is having fun at that moment, and if it makes everyone around them miserable, then so be it. This tendency reaches their peak when there is no one around to crack the whip, as was the case here.

Some of the more advanced nogs do know what they're doing but carry on anyway because they resent being looked down upon by every other human being in society, and this is the only way they can lash out without violating their parole.

 

[Belisarius Cawl]

Floyd was a violent, drug-addicted criminal. They find him more relateable than MLK.

MLK was a real peach himself. Can't wait for the FBI to release the surveillance tapes in 2027.

 

[Manimal House]

Once in a while, I search "minus well" on Twitter for a good laugh because accounts ran by ghetto trash think that's how you say "might as well". It never fails to get a chuckle out of me.

 

[Trollish and Suspicious]

I hope they try to write a Bible and make up a whole backstory with his teachings and such, but that they make it ghetto as fuck.

Instead of the sermon on the mount, he has a rap battle on the block. Instead of “blessed are the peacemakers” it’s “bitches ain’t shit but tricks and hoes.” Instead of healing leprosy he cancels credit card debt. Instead of turning water into wine, he turns baking soda into crack.

Oh, and there’s a prostitute named Mary Jane and instead of telling her, “go and sin no more” he pimps her out and says “bitch better have my money”

The African-American bible:

One time for long time ago, God send im pikin, Jesus, come this world. E mama name na Mary dey whore and e papa name na Joseph. Mary no fit born before but God do miracle, she carry belle and born Jesus for one place wey dem dey call Bethlehem.

Jesus Small Pikin​

When Jesus small, e dey smart well well. One time, e mama and papa carry am go temple for Jerusalem. E stay there dey talk with the big pastors and dem dey surprise say e sabi plenty things about God.

Jesus Begin Work​

When Jesus don grow, e come meet one man wey dem dey call John the Baptist. John baptize people for river Jordan. Jesus tell John say e go like make John baptize am. After John baptize Jesus, heaven open and God talk say "This na my pikin wey I love well well, I dey happy with am."

Jesus Preach and Do Miracle​

Jesus begin waka around dey teach people about God kingdom. E tell them make dem love each other, forgive, and do good things. Jesus do plenty miracle, e turn water to wine, e make blind man see, e make lame man waka, e even raise dead people like Lazarus.

Jesus Disciples​

Jesus get twelve close friends wey dey follow am everywhere. Dem be e disciples. Jesus teach dem many things and show them how to help people.

Jesus Death and Resurrection​

Some people no like wetin Jesus dey do and talk. Dem plan with one of e disciples, Judas, make dem catch Jesus. Dem arrest Jesus, beat am, and nail am for cross. Jesus die but three days later, e rise from death. This one show say Jesus get power over death and sin.

Jesus Go Heaven​

After Jesus don show himself to e disciples and plenty people, e tell them make dem go spread the good news about God's love. Then, e go up to heaven. E promise say e go come back one day.

 

[HalfPricedAmHoleBuffet]

The look up with the stare and his wide eyes killed me. It was also like a mini jump scare.

 

[Trollish and Suspicious]

Sounds like a black version of the Wicked Witch

Context- suspected shoplifter confronted.

 

[Jonah Hill poster]

 

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why does every black celeb eventually turn grey? is this what blacks mean when they say someone is... "ashy"? is it some 'beauty' related thing they do, some kinda cosmetic or procedure, that gives them this weird skin color, or is it just the effect of high studio camera lights on black skin

Modern cameras allows for more post editing, shoot in RAW with a high end consumer/pro camera and you can bump up the exposure like crazy without any visible noise. Add the fact that most images are .jpg, the artifacts can hide even more noise and you can bump up shadows even more! This is why dark skin has been "bleached" in media since it's so easy to just adjust it in post today without any weird color distortions.

 

[Trollish and Suspicious]

Modern cameras allows for more post editing, shoot in RAW with a high end consumer/pro camera and you can bump up the exposure like crazy without any visible noise. Add the fact that most images are .jpg, the artifacts can hide even more noise and you can bump up shadows even more! This is why dark skin has been "bleached" in media since it's so easy to just adjust it in post today without any weird color distortions.

The internet is phasing jpg out with the superior webp. This means digital black people are going to look more black now?

 

[ENDTOPII]

The internet is phasing jpg out with the superior webp. This means digital black people are going to look more black now?

Not really, you now got advanced "AI" denoising and you are still croping down the resolution a lot for web browsers to even load the image (resolution wise). Niggers will still be bleached on the screen.

 

[Preferred Penne]

 

[TVB]

https://twitter.com/malcolm_flex48/status/1795169940489523213?s=46&t=nRDIuIgNd8H5x57KfIsvrw

Lol
Lmao even