Skitzocow Jim Humble - Started a church that cures autism with bleach.

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ok which one of y'all is gonna take one for team and buy his book to upload for the rest of us
 
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This was posted in the Church of Genesis II and Friends thread but it's also fitting here as well.

So on the church's forums Jim lists the reasons why MMS might not be working.
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Here's the tl;dr on all the points
  1. Not following the instructions carefully enough.
  2. Taking less MMS when you are starting to feel better.
  3. Eating anything with added vitamin C or antioxidants.
  4. Taking pharmaceuticals.
  5. Not buying from an "approved" source (aka they don't get a cut of the profits).
  6. [He skipped 6]
  7. Having chemotherapy or surgery in the past.
  8. Not having a positive attitude.
  9. Blood tests are dumb and the only way you know MMS is working is if you feel better.
  10. Vaccines in general.
  11. [He skipped 11]
  12. Being a hypochondriac.
  13. Environmental toxins.
  14. Fungi.
  15. Re-infecting yourself.
  16. Thinking you are better when you're still sick.
  17. Improper MMS dosing.
  18. High tension wires and microwave radiation.
  19. Chlorine (lol) and fluoride.
 
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http://healthwyze.org/reports/460-t...g-and-jim-humble-about-whether-mms-is-a-fraud

This site got into an email battle with Jim Humble because they "lied" about his MMS.

Thomas and Sarahlcain,

In looking this site over I find quite a lot of useful information. Thus I wondered if you might be interested in opening a dialogue concerning what I am doing since there is a lot of inaccuracies in you information about my stuff, M.M.S., that is if you know who I am.

I have no animosity towards those of you who talk as you do. Possibly we could have an amiable dialogue.

up to you

Jim Humble
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Lolcow fucking confirmed.
 
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Just thought I would add a gem I found.

Looks as if this is an older website that goes into detail about all of bullshit Jim spews.

https://sites.google.com/site/mmsdebunked/

EDIT: HOLY FUCKING SHIT

According to Jim, MMS doesnt just cure all diseases, as said in one of his books:

"The next day I called to find out how they were doing. (After taking MMS) They pointed out that the daughter, Patty Souaza, had not had her period for six months, plus she had not yet developed breasts. She had a large chest, but no breasts had shown. Yet, that morning breasts about the size of a small lime had begun to develop. At that time I suggested the daughter take another dose on Thursday which was 4 days later. When I called on Thursday she mentioned that her large chest had formed into full size breasts and she now had her period for the first time in six months."

It also helps grow FUCKING BREASTS!:story:
 
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My empire for a horrifying rating. Would he qualify for Horrorcow, or does that only apply to cows who are physically repulsive themselves?
 
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dannyfrickenp said:
Recent Update: According to an ABC report Jim posted a newsletter on his website where he admits that miracle cure is complete bullshit. Unsurprisingly people are still buying into it.
http://abcnews.go.com/Health/fringe-church-founder-mms-cure/story?id=43158439
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Sorry about the necro but a video came out about how people are still shilling it. I wonder what their body count is? Although they claim it cures malaria now and they’re selling it to Africans.

 
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Sorry about the necro but a video came out about how people are still shilling it. I wonder what their body count is? Although they claim it cures malaria now and they’re selling it to Africans.

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Yeah, it's horrifying shit. Glad the guy doing those experiments got arrested even though it wasn't for poisoning people. There's already a small discussion on the Uganda stuff in this thread btw:
https://kiwifarms.net/threads/church-of-genesis-ii-and-friends.25439/page-23
 
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