Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Harm]

For example he 100% instructed his kids to be defiant of law enforcement

Yeah, I don't give a fuck if it's the "lawyerly" thing to do, that part pisses me off. Sacrificing some dumb fucking potential legal argumentation to prevent your children from being terrorized is what a selfless father should do.

If you have two buttons in front of you, one that will cost you a legal argument which might never come into play anyways to keep your children safe, and the other where your children are forced to endure the door being busted down so you can have some legal argument in the back pocket... you sacrifice the fucking legal argument.

Get some fucking priorities, Nick. That shit really fucking sucks for the children even in the best case scenario and sticks with them for years, but the way he forced it to play out will stick with them forever.

 

[DuranceVile]

This Nick guy sounds like a real jerk.

He once said snorting coke off a gay 90s rump was the most nosesome dish in all nosetro nommy.

 

[Strix454]

As a hypothetical. Say Nick is telling the truth about NOTHING being accurate. What could have realistically, possibly happened at the Rekieta home for this situation to have unfolded in the way it did?

Well. If the probable cause statements, arrest information and charging information are not accurate, it would require a vast conspiracy including the local police, the courts, CPS and local prosecutors. What could Nick claim?

1) The drugs are not his. He and his wife have no idea how they got into his bedroom. Perhaps a guest or an intruder left the drugs in Nick's bedroom along with the scales, baggies and snort tubes.

2) The condition of the house was overstated. Kayla and Nick were just busy and they meant to clean up the house later. Or the house was made dirty by intruders.

3) He will convince Kayla to say that the drugs are all hers and that Nick is clean & sober. Kayla will go to prison for 10-20. Nick and April will move to LA.

Nick or his attorney can claim all sorts of things in a case like this. But there is no chance of convincing anyone in the legal system of those claims.

He is going to be offered a deal. If he doesn't take that deal he would be completely and utterly insane. He is already a fool for making public statements to the effect that he is somehow an innocent man. And unless he sees sense soon, they are going to legally bury him. They have him dead to rights with large quantities and firearms. There is no other path than cooperation.

 

[Shittus Maximus II]

2. "And if it did, it was 24.99 grams, not 25"

3. And his desk wasn't filled with empty bottles, those are decorations.

 

[Butt_Pouncer]

Kurt the sperg seems to have his own attachment to Nick. Recent Elissa Clip with his monologue.
Half sad, half pathetic like Nick was the only person ever nice to him so fuck dem kidz!

Megan Fox blamed the Farms for Nick's decision to take blow. Meanwhile, she had no problem streaming and smiling while he went on unhinged rants.
Everyone from his nose dive days who streamed with Nick are trying to sweep it up as their fans ask how THEY didn't see it when everyone else did.

Lot of dirtbag grifters running scared they are getting flak.

Yea a lot of their commenters/normies arent taking their bait and are of the opinion that nobody put a gun to Balldos head.

 

[Eggward biscuitbottom]

Kiwifarmers, as far as I can tell, are basically a general cross section of society.
There are probably a good number of them who are recreational drug users, and certainly a good number of them who are clean and sober never so much as even having sniffed the barmaids apron.

Just cause a few people who happen to know about drugs in some form comment on the subject, doesn’t mean they are all drug abusers.

The only consistent thing in common I would say about kiwifarmers is that they all like to laugh at retards.

Thank you for the contribution.

Tbh the ones i met at Ralphamania where all dysfunctional in one way or another i liked them but they weren't "normal" in the slightest so i see the dudes point to a certain extend.

 

[Truly Rural]

I'll let someone else analyze his claims about a few drops making the carpet sticky.

I believe Nick determined that the house was dirty enough.

all his fans are obese

I honestly appreciate how discretely you went ballistic on him with this one. Kill shot!

 

[Rei is Shit.]

I never got this. Like, why would you leave bottles of whiskey on the carpet? Because that's what he claimed, that the droplets from the bottle would get the carpet sticky when he leaves them on the ground. Has this man ever heard of the concept of a garbage can? Or are all of the trash cans in the house already full and he won't take them out. I am befuddled by this

He cares about his expensive booze so much that he licks it, but then he sticks the bottle on the ground right next to his feet.

I bet the sticky carpet issue is because he has knocked a bunch of bottle over like a drunken dumbass.

 

[CoomerTine]

I bet Robert Barnes will be stepping in as his lawyer

https://x.com/barnes_law/status/1794799675478036818?s=46&t=wlCRMFG_dX1LhbM5k7gVMw

 

[polar bear]

cleaning up his act is objectively the right thing to do

lol

and it's possible

lmao

He didn't step in dog poop. It wasn't a one off accident.
He had a fucking scale to weigh his cocaine because that's how much into it he was
He was so stuck in his lies and convinced he can manipulate everyone, he literally claimed he had 107 degree fever that he just slept off.
He gloated about putting an innocent skunk in a CAGE and DROWNING it TWICE, not to mention racoon and turtle incidents.
He not only talked to death about how fantastic American Beauty is, he then also praised another movie about a sexualized teenager - Mini's first time - that nobody even heard about before - BECAUSE WHY THE FUCK WOULD YOU WANT TO WATCH MOVIES ABOUT SEXUALIZED TEENAGERS
He joked about a child suffering incontinence because of the fucking abuse made a diaper fetishist joke about an abused child (this is a more accurate take, but i still think it's FUCKING BULLSHIT)
Way back when he started talking about wearing balldos and people raised concern about his own children hearing about his antics one day, he said "GOOD"

THERE IS NO CLEANING UP
THERE IS NO BOUNCING BACK
HE DID NOT STEP IN POO
HE IS THE POO

 

[break these cuffs]

3. And his desk wasn't filled with empty bottles, those are decorations.

Wrong again incel prude. He puts them on the floor. That's why he's so concerned about his carpet. Enjoy your mother's basement.

 

[Slur Generator]

As a hypothetical. Say Nick is telling the truth about NOTHING being accurate. What could have realistically, possibly happened at the Rekieta home for this situation to have unfolded in the way it did?

Kayla has been feeding him coke for the last year as part of her master plan to divorce rape him, but that reverend tripped the trap too soon and she got caught in the crossfire. There's a non zero chance that this actually happened.

 

[Return of the Freaker]

Nick's simply skilled (or was) at leading people to believe he's "fundamentally a good person." One of the most fundamental things about being a good person is valuing the welfare of children and animals. He's allegedly failed on the first one and he's bragged about failing on the second one.

He wears "good person" as a costume or a fashion statement... until it makes him uncomfortable or interferes with his good times. Then it's "WHY WON'T YOU DIE, JIM?" and "YOU SHOULD KILL YOURSELF, JOHN!" and "PROTESTANTS ARE BACKWARDS, BROKEN PEOPLE!"

It was only a couple months ago that he was BITCHING and MOANING about a missionary trip he took when he was a teenager because actually serving God by doing charitable work made him so upset, he held onto it for DECADES as a grievance.

Last year he was making wisecracks about how the Make-a-Wish foundation sucks because all they do is provide for sick and dying children, and only changed his tune when he found out how the surrounding family benefits instead.

He is not a fundamentally good person. I get wanting to think he was, especially for people who fell for his tricks, but that is not the true Nick R.

Tinfoil hat time! Did Nick, if not as a plan, on some level actually try to sink Vic Mignona for being an Itallian prude?

 

[Feyd-Robert Rekieta]

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The funniest part of this dysgenic tub of mayonnaise looking motherfuckers pathetic defense of Nick and how he thinks its wrong for people to report child neglect/child abuse is that he is clearly sad he didn't get invited to cocaine fueled sex parties and his entire defense is him angling for an invite to the next one.

Take a look at yourself fatboy, you aren't ever getting a invite, between you showing up and the police I think they'd rather the police.

Kurt: Nick was baiting me into saying something that would harm me professionally and financially. I found the joke he was making about Michelle Obama, racist and offensive. I'm angry with him and I think he was acting in bad faith.

Also Kurt: DAMN THAT PASTOR FOR PROTECTING CHILDREN. NICK IS A VALUED FRIEND OF MINE! NICK IS MY FRIEND! HE HURT MY FRIEND! NICK AND I VALUE EACH OTHER TREMENDOUSLY!

 

[Bepis]

I never got this. Like, why would you leave bottles of whiskey on the carpet? Because that's what he claimed, that the droplets from the bottle would get the carpet sticky when he leaves them on the ground. Has this man ever heard of the concept of a garbage can? Or are all of the trash cans in the house already full and he won't take them out. I am befuddled by this

His bottles aren't empty, someone might have the clip but he just has a bunch of liquor bottles on the floor by his desk. He pulled a bunch up one at a time to show at one point.

 

[Smithfield Ham]

I definitely believe there's a personality component to all of this, Nick being reckless/selfish/impulsive/egotistical etc. That's why he even started the drugs in the first place. But I also believe the lion's share of his bad behavior is fueled by drugs. Nobody gets fucked up on booze and cocaine stays Mr. Rogers. Drugs inherently make you cuntier. They drown out your negative emotions, and then the only time you feel those negative emotions is when someone threatens your access to drugs or tries to hold you accountable. You lose critical thinking, empathy, the ability to see things in the long term, you get a distorted view of the present --

basically drugs turn you cunty and retarded even if you're nice.

 

[Ludicrous Moneybags]

Went into Nick's Locals this morning to see if there's been any reaction from the wine moms. Didn't see any, but I got this faggotryhttps://rekietalaw.locals.com/upost...t-insta-got-some-some-one-on-one-with-rackets

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ETA: late. This is what I get for getting a full night's rest.

It's so over rekietabros

 

[Musashi's Son]

More case events from the court site:

(L)

 

[zimzam88]

In light of current events and so many people just now paying attention to Nick here are some good reminders that the church as quite obviously been working to try and correct Nicks problems long before they reported it.

(4 April 2024)

Below is also a reminder that this drunken drug addict would stay up all night and drive his kids around early in the morning. He also takes cheap shots at his church AGAIN by insinuating wednesday service is some kind of pedo thing worse than Catholic priests.

(9 May 2024)

 

[Finger Pistols]

I bet Robert Barnes will be stepping in as his lawyer

https://x.com/barnes_law/status/1794799675478036818?s=46&t=wlCRMFG_dX1LhbM5k7gVMw

What a fucking retard. This genuinely made me MATI "Duh, he only had cocaine with his guns in the house that his kids were living in. Duh, drugs don't impair your judgement and decision making skills. Duh, this is a second amendment issue!". This isn't a second amendment issue, this is a CPS issue. He had the guns on the cocaine room, not even a room of separation of him being very much capable of making a very bad decision while high on 25g of cocaine with his kids there.