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Hit me with them TMIs, but I thought this would be a good contribution to the thread as someone who does, actually, fight men for realsies multiple times a week. Hope you guys also can see the value in it when dunking on these losers
I think it's also important to remember that you do this for sport. It's not a "fight for realsies". Spar partners aren't supposed to want to really, truly hurt each other. There are rules and equipment that try to keep serious injury from happening and anyone who thinks the men in these situations sparring with women aren't holding back, well, a have some ocean view property in Ohio to sell you.
 
I think it's also important to remember that you do this for sport. It's not a "fight for realsies". Spar partners aren't supposed to want to really, truly hurt each other. There are rules and equipment that try to keep serious injury from happening and anyone who thinks the men in these situations sparring with women aren't holding back, well, a have some ocean view property in Ohio to sell you.
If they are holding back, they're being told multiple times from multiple different people to not hold back so they're doin it wrong. There is probably some "hitting a girl" at play, whether we want to believe it or not, though
 
I think it's also important to remember that you do this for sport. It's not a "fight for realsies". Spar partners aren't supposed to want to really, truly hurt each other. There are rules and equipment that try to keep serious injury from happening and anyone who thinks the men in these situations sparring with women aren't holding back, well, a have some ocean view property in Ohio to sell you.
I still think sane men have an internal taboo against striking a woman with full force. They won’t do it (and honestly I can’t really think of any situation where they would need to, the bell curves overlap such that the very strongest women are still only comparable to the weakest men). The ones who lack this taboo are either severely deranged or have some form of impairment or autism.
 
I still think sane men have an internal taboo against striking a woman with full force. They won’t do it (and honestly I can’t really think of any situation where they would need to, the bell curves overlap such that the very strongest women are still only comparable to the weakest men). The ones who lack this taboo are either severely deranged or have some form of impairment or autism.
Not only will their instincts and plain logic stop it but most all have been socialized repeatedly not to use full force against a girl. It's deeply ingrained. Only psychos who legit want to do real harm aren't gonna.
Like, I don't know, but if I was a guy and someone told me not to hold back against a girl because she or whoever doesn't want me to...I just simply would not do that because I'm not a retard.
 
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Good old fashioned jerking off feels good, but my dick keeps getting in the way. :lit:
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Mk gals, so i'm pre-HRT and have fantasized about having a vagina pretty much my entire life. but now that i'm trans, i know for a FACT that i want one. i used to tolerate my penis, but now it's so bad that just looking down in the shower or noticing the bulge under my panties makes me feel gross. I literally put my hand over it whenever i HAVE to look down.

The reason i say this is a "dilemma" is because masturbating has just become straight up irritating for me. I've tried a bunch of methods, from using a vibrator, to anal, to pillow humping, etc. they definitely work and help pleasure me, but none make me orgasm faster than just... stroking.

The pleasure i get from just doing the traditional jacking off method is too damn immense and i hate it. I still kinda feel like a girl while doing it in the moment and it'll feel amazing, especially since i've been a bit more confident about my voice and body, but the second i orgasm, i feel disgusted and can barely even stomach looking at it.

Any of yall know how to deal with this? 😅

Consensus in comments is HRT will make it better.
 
I wonder how the DIYers are doing...

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RANT. Need Support. Out of E. Otokonoko Delay (self.TransDIY)

submitted 6 hours ago by Illustrious-You-369

I ran out of Estrogen a month ago. I have been doing HRT for a year. I do EEn 0.125ml (5mg?) every 7 days monotherapy, but I ran out last month and used a small and tiny Estrodial Climara 50 which lasted for only 3 days because my skin started getting a rash. So I have been out of E since approximately 5th May (it is now 26 May 2024) and as of typing, I see and feel myself masculinising.
I had smooth skin but I can see acne starting to appear on my face. Hair seems to be growing quicker and my skin is terrible. I also feel my shoulders broadening (but idk if T levels spike that quick I am not sure, someone pls confirm and reassure me if this is false cuz i rlly hope I'm overthinking.)
Anyways, I ordered from Otokonoko on 1st Week of May and my item has still not been shipped. I understand that this is not just for my case but everyone is getting delays as well. I find this rather irresponsible. As a business owner who is earning all of our hard earned money, she should really be apologetic about it. Maybe she's going through something but I feel that the least she could do is explain or maybe put up a short statement on what is going on? Her supplies are literally the community's livelihoods. I just hope that all our items get shipped soon and gets to all of us ASAP :(.
Can anyone please leave some suggestions in the mean time on how I can feel better and perhaps suppress my T from coming back if such a method exists? Thanks a bunch.

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bought from ototonoko for years but.. (self.TransDIY)

submitted 18 hours ago by penny_admixture Trans-fem

the last order the tracking number she gave me didnt work (never updated status from "label printed" - was taken by surprise when someone else at my house got it) but the package arrived
this time the tracking for my order that was placed on 4-30-2024 is still showing as if it has not shipped
has anyone else had issues w ototonoko lately? I'm really worried it's been 25 days or so

im in the us fwiw
(i tried emailing her a few days back since its been long enough that it didnt seem too karenly to inquire wth but i havent heard anything back)

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Shipping issues with astrovials (self.TransDIY)

submitted 3 hours ago by SpaceXluc Non-binary

So basically I ordered some EEn from Astrovials two weeks ago, and got a shipping confirmation email the next day along with a La Poste tracking code, which came up with the "Your tracking is not yet available. If you have dropped off your shipment, the tracking information may be displayed with a delay, please try again later." message when I checked it. It hasn't updated at all in these two weeks and it keeps displaying that message every time I check, and I'm not sure if there's some kind of problem with the shipping or not. Has anyone had any similar issues?

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How long does it usually take otokonoko pharma to ship? (self.TransDIY)

submitted 6 hours ago by chandelier_lurdson

I got a "label created" emai from Fedex on the 19th of may
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but it still hasn't moved?

Ran out of estradiol yesterday
Its my own fault for not stocking a buffer but still hope it arrives soon :/

I'm shocked that people who make troonshine in their dog's bathtub are unreliable and aren't shipping their orders after being paid! Seriously, I'm so shocked, I'm clutching my heart right now! I never would have expected this in a million years. It's almost like illicit drug dealers are inherently untrustworthy and will run away with your money if they can get away with it.
 
Yet another instance of 'almost getting it'. As far as I've experienced, he basically just described all troons there. I can almost guarantee that 'tired_nerd_girl' is scarcely more convincing as a woman than the 50 year old balding man in the story, which is presumably why he later cried about the experience.

Also I guess misgendering is just another one of those things that's only OK when they do it, who is this person to question the authenticity of this beautiful and valid transwoman?
 
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Malicious compliance. If it means your job otherwise and you're not in a position to get a better job, use the faggots pronouns, but do it in such a way he knows you see him as a man, but he can't prove it.
Women are pretty good at subtly fucking with people's heads I've noticed, (my wife is great at being "polite" to people she can't stand but with daggers) and this is shit that often bothers the Troon more than straight being misgendered.
They fucking hate when they know people are just humoring them because they think the Troon is a weirdo.
Don't give the Troon anyway to tell you're fucking with him, but gradually destroy his confidence, twist his head (more than it is) run the sick fuck into the earth.
I read earlier ITT about a troon who was incensed that a coworker kept calling him “my esteemed colleague, (troon’s preferred first name)” to avoid using a pronoun and HR was somewhat stymied as “esteemed colleague” isn’t a hostile thing to say.
A really good way to accomplish this is to ask a troon “what are your pronouns?”

They know it means you clocked them but they can’t say anything because it’s the pozzed way of doing things.
Haha yes also classic.
 
I read earlier ITT about a troon who was incensed that a coworker kept calling him “my esteemed colleague, (troon’s preferred first name)” to avoid using a pronoun and HR was somewhat stymied as “esteemed colleague” isn’t a hostile thing to say.

Haha yes also classic.
Oh, nice. If I was ever in a situation where I had to play pretend with a tranny, I'd use something like "my esteemed colleague" as a loophole too.
 
We have a "What is a man?" thread for the TIFs. My favorite is one TIF who states a man is someone who has body fat and a beard and yearns for manual labour, because that's what she wants for herself'. Damn guess half the men in the world (including her own TIF "brothers") aren't actually men.
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We have a "What is a man?" thread for the TIFs. My favorite is one TIF who states a man is someone who has body fat and a beard and yearns for manual labour, because that's what she wants for myself'. Damn guess half the men in the world (including her own TIF "brothers") aren't actually men.
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OMFG these people. A man is an adult human male. That's it. That's all. It's not a fucking feeling.

"Cis" men don't "feel" like men. They just fucking are men. Feelings are irrelevant to the sex you are and can never change.
 
OMFG these people. A man is an adult human male. That's it. That's all. It's not a fucking feeling.

"Cis" men don't "feel" like men. They just fucking are men. Feelings are irrelevant to the sex you are and can never change.
We are fucking mammals, and our Gender should be determined by the same standard as all others, and it was until this lunacy started.
 
He's 22 and seems to be a massive loser like her.
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My brother turns nearly every conversation we have into being about gender just to insult me

Just a vent. You don't have to read it. I just want to get it out.

As the title says, my (27 tansmasc) brother (22M) turns every conversation to gender just to call me a girl/woman. Even where gender doesn't even fit into what we're discussing, he interjects it. All just to put me down.

I can forgive him giving me crap for doing things like showering regularly, or washing my face. You know cause "real men don't do that" yadda yadda bs

How can I possibly explain to him that the thought of being a cis girl genuinely makes me feel nauseous? How can I show that being called "he" makes me feel like the real me? The answer is: I can't. He's not someone I see coming around. He's 100% going to continue digging his heels in as my transition goes on. I've stopped caring about his opinion because he's not going to stand in the way of me being happy.

His opinion isn't going to stop me from starting T, or anything else I'm pursuing on this journey. I just wish he didn't spend SO much time trying to hurt me, demean me, and overtly disrespect me. I would be the one in trouble if I did that to him
Age 27, and talking about being "in trouble" with anyone other than cops/feds. Sharing a bedroom with an adult brother, and sniffs his bedding. Trooning out. It's a miracle this person doesn't have a thread here already
You guys say Hugo Weaving, but that is very clearly Nick Cave having a complete mental breakdown
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We have a "What is a man?" thread for the TIFs. My favorite is one TIF who states a man is someone who has body fat and a beard and yearns for manual labour, because that's what she wants for herself'. Damn guess half the men in the world (including her own TIF "brothers") aren't actually men.
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It’s kind of a “you lost the Game” scenario. If you have to think about cut, you aren’t a man.
 
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