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This is why. He used to be a contender...now he's relegated to showing Ethan he hates the same people and maybe Ethan will let him on his show to sell a comic. To be fair, he might really hate Eric. But he seems to go after the pettiest things.
That decline in the last 2 years is undeniable. From 100k campaigns to 25k campaigns.

I am very disappointed in @Mister Dongs who has seems to given up on life and fucked off into slum chats instead of giving charts of sales like he did quarterly for years. Dongs knows CG is dead.
What a silly reason to drop the Rippaverse. You get a Yaira statue with a lower campaign goal, and you drop it? That's kinda ridiculous.
Metokur had 19 thousand live viewers listening to why the Eric July Hate Cult is fucking stupid. That's a a packed Stadium. Ethan barley gets 18k views all together on replays. Its fucking over and the longer he does this Trash cast the more CG creators will be hurt, Hope it was worth it you CG chads.

i already said before english is not my first language and i dont like punctuation
i dont have a discord
Why are you double posting like a NewFag?
 
Didn't expect Metokur coming and shitting all over EVS's little campaign, the lil faggots in chat are just... So pathetic
Show me classic children media and I'll show you a weirdo who had a hand in making it amazing
The guy who played Robin in the old Adam West series would post fans letters with his dry cum on

Did they not reveal McFarlane statue collab most likely because they WON'T reach the 2 mil, but the collab is still in effect?
Apparently, EJ was shopping around the statue to a few people and McFarlane just went to town and essentially made him an offer he would be a moron to refuse. The statue for the stretch goal wasn't gonna be a $500 thing, would be a cheaper like $50 dealie
 

Re: Von Klaus

I've been thinking about this some more and I have some honest advice for Von Klaus, because I actually liked the guy.

Instead of hyper-obsessing over the successes and failures of the Rippaverse, you should be learning lessons that you can apply to your own business.
Be excited about your own product, get people hyped, sell them on your idea. Be your own biggest cheerleader. These are basic bitch concepts that you should be aware of already.

What doesn't get people excited is promoting your Kitaru book like something you worked on a decade ago, didn't like it and reworked on it now. You sold it to people like a failed book from ages ago. Why? You already had the hurdle of not having Monica's art on this campaign. People's brains fill in the blanks with "oh, Monica was busy, he had a gap in his production so he repackaged something old to stay afloat".

Instead of being 100% autistically/factually accurate about it, sell it as something you've been working on for a long time and you are super excited for people to see.
If you want to go into detail about the process, put it in the "making of" book. Don't talk about it on launch day, don't send newsletters about it. Don't let potential customers associate it in their heads with words like "old, repackaged, lesser, failed". It has been bothering me since I first heard you talk about Kitaru.

July doesn't want customers associating Yaira with "project that didn't reach the monetary goal for statue". That's what you're accusing July of. Trying to keep his target audience hyped. That's insane.

Disclaimer: I wrote this essay under the assumption that you're not just gargling EVS's balls.

EDIT: Nevermind, Von is grifting to get clout out of Vedo and Juju.
 
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Re: Von Klaus

I've been thinking about this some more and I have some honest advice for Von Klaus, because I actually liked the guy.

Von being trapped in the ecosystem makes me sad because he actually knows how to write at a professional level unlike 90% of the projects being sold. His books, especially since they actually come out, should be pushed as some of the best of CG, but it's never about merit with the crowd. He needs to get out and build his own platform through Kickstarter and get a mailing list going because these books will do well over time if he can crank out 2-3 issues a year and build that way.
 
Quartering response to Ethan Ralph EVS comment on why he supposedly backstabbed EVS after he help him with his gofundme. Quartering responses is that he didn't backstab him and that helping him promote his GoFundMe doesn't give EVS lifetime immunity from criticism.

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Von being trapped in the ecosystem makes me sad because he actually knows how to write at a professional level unlike 90% of the projects being sold. His books, especially since they actually come out, should be pushed as some of the best of CG, but it's never about merit with the crowd.
Von sucking up to EVS like this has been really difficult and disappointing to watch because I really like the guy: he's true blue, both as a creator and a person. I've had conversations with other people in the space and we're all like, "What is Von thinking!?" He's a major talent and should be DIVESTING from CG right now, not going BLACK MAN BAD just because Reethan might throw him a bone and pat him on the head like a good boy. Whether it's an act or if he has a genuine case of EJDS is still unclear to me.

Personality disorders for sure. Ethan is a massive closet case and seems to revel in picking new dogs to blame his sharts on. Malin is so extremely beta that the other day while listening to him flip out on Bahr,
You're not my monkey, but can we get a clip or a timestamp for this?
 
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@FROG somehow this tweet is more faggy than the time you blew a dude behind a pizza hut
My favorite part of this is "out of the blue".
As though there hasn't been a consistent and measured attempt to run several "dissidents" into the ground for more than a year now.
As though we haven't witnessed him meltdown over the most basic Youtuber antics.
As though it isn't known now that his empire is termite tunneled with sexcapades and fingerbang blackmail.
As though our eyes and ears were melted shut when he told us all that only those blessed with a mainstream mushroom stamp can draw funny books for kids.

Yes Ethan, out of the blue.
You poor zoo animal, so frightened and scared out in the wild.
Too bad Zookeeper Dan isn't around to take you by the neck and threaten you with the poorhouse unless you perform, and perform quickly.
 
Why are you double posting like a NewFag?
a different person asked the same question
i agree that answering was a waste of time
Quartering response to Ethan Ralph EVS comment on why he supposedly backstabbed EVS after he help him with his gofundme. Quartering responses is that he didn't backstab him and that helping him promote his GoFundMe doesn't give EVS lifetime immunity from criticism.

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this is why you dont let reethan help you
he thinks he owns you like a mob boss
and his simps agree
 
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