Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[CoomerTine]

This is going to be a softball interview

 

[HackerX]

I see the Locals chat is a big fan of Barnes.

 

[Bowl of Ramen]

Even worse, the Patrick Tomlinson stream from Metokur is delayed. I hope Rick does something amazing with that extra time he has been granted

Pat’s the one who planted all the coke. You know it, I know it. Nick will be pope of Lawtube again, just trust the plan!

 

[BathTubShine]

poop

The brown substance is poop, nigga

Double bagged, funnel, unknown brown substance... NOW I'm not an African nor an druggie, but sounds alot like Jenkem huffing.

 

[Mr. Manchester]

Anyone who does needs to be doxed and fucked over in the most vicious manner imaginable.

I'm convinced that one of Rekieta's kids approached him for help too. How could anyone not do something after that? They could have walked up to some rando on the street and that person would have immediately gone to the police unless they were a ghoul lawyer.

 

[ThisHill2DieOn]

This retard Barnes is on Viva Frei right now and his fucking copium amounts "The local government and police are out to get him!" Fuck off faggot. Now i hope he is Balldos lawyer and this whole thing goes to trial

I don’t know why this kneejerk to grand conspiracies is the zeitgeist, but it’s everywhere and applies to almost everything. I watched a Viva Frei vid about Trump being booed at the NH Libertarian Party convention and it’s hilarious how many highly upvoted comments are saying that the convention was infiltrated by operatives. Nick being targeted by Biden is retarded and anyone carrying this water should be embarrassed for doing so.

 

[Captain Manning]

I can't think of a time when Nick was ever a significant critic of the county let alone the biggest critic of the county.

They're probably gonna do all sorts of mental gymnastics involving the fact that Nick has never won a case in that county (or at all), and the fact that the Monty case is turning into a disaster for Nick. Maybe even claim Judge Fischer is a lizard person. It's gonna be gay, but hopefully funny.

What'll be wild is if there's MSM coverage mentioning "conspiracy theories" and I find myself myself laughing with it, instead of at it, for once.

Thus far, Barnes is the craziest yet. His shit might be on the same level as Nick's Locals (that's not good).

 

[thebigdream]

I doubt Aaron will be telling the absolute truth, but it should be amusing at least.

What I like about Aaron is that his biases are so obvious that we always end up gleaning something from him. He's too dumb to spin a good lie.

 

[cybernurse1998]

Agreed, I use a .22 for small pests and .223 on coyotes but I always try to run them off first. If I have to kill an animal I want it to be quick and painless not fucking torture them.

I couldn't fathom drowning an animal if my life wasn't at risk, it takes a real psycho to do something like that and then laugh about it. I had a bad shot with my pistol on a raccoon once, it had gotten stuck in wire mesh while breaking into a chicken coop but then got itself unstuck within a second of being shot and ran away bleeding. I felt bad the whole week for maiming instead of killing it.

And as for the racoons, I assume he trapped them in the garage so he could stab and bludgeon them, raccoons are smart and would've booked it out the open door if they were being chased. Nick isn't athletic enough to catch them without trapping and cornering them.

In almost all cases it is horrifying to cause the animals you kill to suffer. The one and only time if felt good about it was when a pack of coyotes "thrill killed" (did not eat any part, just killed) my rabbits, half of my chickens, my cat, my neighbors dog. I was happy when I shot them with a 22 in the legs or belly

 

[Null]

You guys should start keeping tabs of who's rushing to Nick's defense and calling it a conspiracy against him, and a drug decriminalization cause instead of a case of neglect, so that when the bodycam footage comes out during trial and it's a living fucking nightmare, we can bully them about this forever.

 

[Gorton Colu]

What I like about Aaron is that his biases are so obvious that we always end up gleaning something from him. He's too dumb to spin a good lie.

I first learned about Aaron and April from when I listened to Who Are These Podcasts. He was beefing with another loser named Chad Zumock. Their interactions were that of a tard fight.

 

[JackoVerde]

You guys should start keeping tabs of who's rushing to Nick's defense and calling it a conspiracy against him, and a drug decriminalization cause instead of a case of neglect, so that when the bodycam footage comes out during trial and it's a living fucking nightmare, we can bully them about this forever.

There’s not gonna be a trial, that would be retarded.

 

[Null]

There’s not gonna be a trial, that would be retarded.

Well, we have a retard at the helm. My point stands about the bodycam footage. It will be foia'd one way or another.

 

[Truly Rural]

I might be mistaken, but didn't Aaron leave the polycule because April left him

Well last time he claims he was with rekieta was the day she left. That's what he said so sounds like it. Or to be generous April was his main link to the polycule, so without her he dropped out.

 

[FieldPiece]

What the fuck? Why? I heard that it was super fucking popular in prison, and that you can get prison """rich""" in the prison economy by crafting passable DnD shit out of common materials lying about. Would you care to elaborate on where you've heard that, why the dents in prison would even think that DnD = chomo? My theory right now is one too many autistic trannies going to jail for CP.

Shiet man, if the white man sends my ass to prison I ain't getting nuthin but those 2 meals and a cot it seems! That's kind of sad because I can only imagine that DnD is a great tool for rehabilitating prisoners. Playing pretend both destresses you and lets you express yourself, two things the average nigger in prison needs but America seeks to deny him at every single turn because if there's anything that Pharisee America loves is kicking the shit out of people while they're down.

I know a guy who got falsely accused of some shit by his mother in law. He did about 2 years waiting for the trial to finish and he wanted to play D&D but everyone warned him that it would be assumed he was a Chomo if he did. That guy who got locked up for like 8 years for jokes in RuneScape said the same thing. Maybe it's changed now but that's what I heard.

 

[FILTH Tourist]

Nick is a fucking boomer. He probably couldn't even figure out how to do that.

He had tech savvy fans who can show him how to get to dark web sites and I am sure Null would have been more than happy to explain how crypto works to him. Did you and Nick ever talk about crypto, @Null?

 

[TherapyMan]

I don’t know why this kneejerk to grand conspiracies is the zeitgeist, but it’s everywhere and applies to almost everything.

It's a defense of last resort when your "team" has done something absolutely retarded and unjustifiable. Could I be a retard who mistrusted someone or something? No, it must be a conspiracy created by my enemies, who are the true retards.

 

[Mouse Cop]

I might be mistaken, but didn't Aaron leave the polycule because April left him?

Hopefully this question will be asked on the Kino Casino tonight so that we can get more details, but the gist of what Aaron has said is (a) the Rekietas and April were getting deeper into drugs and swinging than Aaron was willing to go, and (b) that one of Aaron's kids told him that they were not comfortable going to the Rekietas' house.

 

[and and and and]

I'm part of a practicing law firm in Minnesota with over 450K subs. My name is Nick Rekieta. I'm 42 years old. I believe in taking care of myself, and a balanced stream and a rigorous drug routine. In the morning, if my face is a little puffy, I'll put on an ice pack while doing my coke lines. I can do a several grams now. After I remove the ice pack, I use a deep glass of liquor. In the shower, I use a water activated gel cleanser to remove coke samples from my hair. Then a honey almond coom scrub. And for my pre-stream, three exfoliating tequila shots. Then apply a medicinal herb facial mask, which I leave the stream for 40 minutes while I prepare the rest of my routine. I always use beer with the maximum alcohol percentage, even though alcohol dries your face out and makes you look older. Then dick moisturizer for my wifes boyfriend, then an anti-aging eye balm followed by a final moisturizing protective lotion. There is an idea of a Nick Rekieta, some kind of abstraction, but there is no real me. Only a legal entity, something illusory. And though I can hide my cold gaze, and you can shake my hand and feel flesh gripping yours and maybe you can even sense our trad Christian life styles are probably comparable, I simply am not there.

 

[Archie Bunker]

Kind of a weird outside of the box thought that I had- I wonder how much crossover there is between people defending Nick and the million pity sick fucks. They seem to be from the same sort of section of the internet. Know-it-all self righteous Facebook boomers who seem all too ready to excuse child abuse or abuse of small animals.

Must feel really good to know you’re being defended by the pinnacle of sick fucks online. Good thing you’ve got great people in your corner, huh Nick?