Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Archie Bunker]

Cuck angels
Wew lad

 

[likeacrackado]

Aaron better hope the cops took all of Nick's guns and he can't buy or borrow someone else's.

 

[N1bbaN3rd]

Hearing him fawn over Kayla is very cringeworthy

True, but hearing about Nick's broken dick makes up for it.

 

[Beavis]

THAT BROKE DICK REKIETA LAW!
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Even in Ralph’s worst drug fueled days he could still get it up.

 

[feral cat #6385]

This is going to be a softball interview

This didn't age well.

After five kids it has to be like throwing a hotdog down a hallway.

Eh. They stitch it back up after the kid pops up.

If what Aaron says is true, I could certainly see that being true.

Holy shit this is wild. Our worst rumors confirmed.

 

[AnOminous]

Nice to know that Hedonism II is 100% confirmed, once and for all.
Eat shit, Nick. Aggressively monogamous my ass.

Remember, according to this faggot, we KNOW NOTHING.

Even though every single thing we've said the last year has been totally confirmed in legal reality.

 

[Yandex Captcha Solver]

Kayla isn't even invited at Aaron's house.

 

[keke]

my favorite thing about this guy is how he frames nick and kayla's swinging as fucked up but has zero self-awareness in how it makes him look

He does kinda say he knows he did bad too, but he’s making money from drama whoring and leaking everything after being a-logged even before Rekeita and right now I am just grateful

He's definitely painting himself as a heroic victim.

It’s a retrospect thing. He has an outsiders POV now even though he was in there, it automatically comes across as omniscient/better than when recounting his own actions. Idk I’m just so entertained

 

[Return of the Freaker]

ASK HIM ABOUT PURE PLEASURE

 

[Historical Strelkov]

We were doing snow angels then my wife came in and asked me if i had any viagra

 

[GoudaChris]

Goddamn, nick is gonna murder aaron is t he?

 

[6MillionCoofs]

DSP in my mind is one of the most retarded people of all time and him talking about the bell noise and "doxxing" by the court is making me kek, even he can recognize the shitshow that is the courts doing this shit on Zoom lmao

I honestly think the best way to handle stuff is not do it via Zoom Recording but a normal recording an upload after

 

[Mourning_Cloak]

"I have survivor's guilt."

Bro's gunning for an Oscar lmfao.

 

[CoomerTine]

Okay now he’s making up stories

 

[Feenamabob]

Why couldn't he just use Viagra?

could be risky with the coke

 

[inception_state]

Remember, according to this faggot, we KNOW NOTHING.

Even though every single thing we've said the last year has been totally confirmed in legal reality.

This is fucking brutal, and I'm dying laughing just picturing how hard Rekieta is seething without being able to respond. He's in a lose/lose situation.

 

[HairyBadger]

Gonna be another 100 pages tonight isn't there? Sigh.

Yup, its a fucking shitshow.

 

[DaleMcGuy]

Snow Angels in the yard? Enough. This whole thing sounds like a jealous guy who got cucked and now retells the story like he is the chad and Nick is the wojak.
I am willing to believe Aaron was in the chair with snack tray at this point.

 

[S1apSh0es]

Aaron has confirmed that Drex hadn’t been at Nick’s house in SIX MONTHS.

He also JUST told a story where after fucking Kayla, Aaron and Kayla ran outside to make naked snow angels outside! After coming back inside April knocked on the door to the bedroom where Aaron and Kayla were because she wanted to ask if Aaron had a viagra he could give to Nick because RACKETTS COULDNT GET AN ERECTION.

 

[Hex Cat]

Nick Rekeita showing off his consecutive Lolcow of the Year awards like