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Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.
"Nick Rekieta licked my face 3 times without my consent"
Confirms the swinging. Kayla was apparently on his side throughout the relationship. They apparently fell in love. (lol) She wants to be done with this. (lol) Says he actually didn't want to be around his wife, he wanted Kayla. Reiterates the soul mate thing. Claims April and Nick had issues with this.
Claims to have texts (none are shown but apparently all of this is happening on Signal)
Kayla didn't do drugs other than what she was prescribed guys (lol)
Nick and Kayla are extremely co-dependent
Nick was on molly when they first met.
April was visiting the Rekietas without Aaron very early on
Kayla and April start lezing out during a Tarantino Movie
Nick starts groping April's thigh, but Aaron gets defensive and it stops. They separate. He and April both do cocaine. They fuck.
After the couples fuck, Kayla comes into the room and starts to show him pictures of her family (weirdo). He can't remember if she was naked - "my ram was overloaded" (fag)
Leaves for Vegas. During this time they decide to start swinging. April is VERY into it, but it was somehow his idea (?)
DREXEL SEX DENIED. Apparently wasn't around the Rekieta household in the past 6 months.
He's really beating around the bush about how many times did he have sex with Kayla. "Dozens to 100" - "Peak was 5x a week" - "I ate her pussy, she sucked my cock" - "She's a beautiful girl all around"
Are we sure he isn't a virgin?
Balldo. Nick apparently tried to sell it, cannot confirm if it was used on his wife.
He only saw rekieta's dick when it was flaccid. April apparently said "both of my guys have great dicks."
Kayla feels like Nick gaslights her (lol)
Fix her story - January/February. Nick and Kayla are in a screaming match in the bathroom. Throughout the relationship Nick would apparently hit himself in the head like a fucking ape (i doubt this, we were looking for bruises and he wasn't nearly bruised enough). He's sent in to the bathroom by Nick. "FIX HER." Aaron enters the bathroom, simping occurs. Nick comes back and they argue again. Kayla leaves. Nick does huge amounts of coke. Nick coke justification, we've heard this repeated like 20 times.
Nick would sleep with April. Aaron would sleep with Kayla.
Kids would knock on the door and ask for food. Aaron would make them food or do things for them. (turns out that he was maid all along)
He doesn't think that the kids knew about the drugs.
He does think that the kids knew about the swinging. They were introduced to the kids as friends.
He says that Nick and Kayla told them about experiences at Hedonism II and other swinging. Claims Nick was unable to perform due to coke and molly at Hedonism II. It was a "genuinely traumatic experience for him."
He says he failed to perform with April one time. He then admits he failed to get hard a few times at the beginning. I purchased some things but he already had them.
February, he and Kayla are in the bedroom. They would have sex and then run out into the snow and make snow angels. April comes upstairs to ask for something to help Nick get an erection.
He's asked if Kayla would be welcome to stay at his house. He calls her a cokehead.
Kayla apparently asked to get out several times, but she "couldn't leave her kids."
NANNY QUIT - nanny, white mid 30s, was tired, "she just couldn't do it anymore." He apparently left a few weeks later. Nanny apparently didn't clean.
The house is dirtier than what the police report says. He would sweep and do housework while everyone else was in the bedroom.
Papers everywhere, dining room table filled with junk. Kayla would apparently come out and join in cleaning up the table. He would do the dishes. There were clothes everywhere. Carpets were disgusting, he vacuumed once.
I didn't see mold. Andy makes a comment that the police found mold (they didn't - tardski strikes again)
Kayla was apparently jealous of Nick and April. Claims Kayla would get upset over Nick's drinking.
"I was doing cocaine, I was doing molly, I was in the house, I engaged in all of it."
"I was on the phone, saying guys should I call until the day of?"
Story Nick told me - When Nick turned 40, Kayla started doing these things. Kayla says it's because that's what he wanted because of who he hung around with and talked about on stream. (fucking gift of the magi)
Saw Kayla without Nick or April. She apparently claimed to have been clean for a few days (lol - they start talking about internet shit like fags).
Rekieta was talking about us offline <3
Nick and Warski beef. Kayla getting touchy with Warski.
Decision to open the Rekieta marriage - No clear answer, Nick is smarter than Kayla and can convince her that things are her idea
Nick is a cult leader
Nick told Aaron to kill himself.
Police report is the first time he learned about the AR. He freaks out about it.
Black eye - he thinks Kayla hit him or threw something at him. Nick had told him stories about Kayla throwing books at him. Then says that Kayla told him these stories (?)
Kiwifarms - too retarded to read kiwifarms. Nick apparently perseverated on the shower texts.
Here he says Kayla never watches Nick's show (? - kind of contradicts the swinging narrative she gave)
Please fucking tard wrangle this cuck.
"I've never seen abuse towards the children"
Homeschooling - collective, kids go to church school/house (we know this). Nick got kicked out of teaching, apparently punched a hole in the bathroom wall because of it. (lol)
Intervention by the church - No idea. When he tried to intervene, it didn't work.
Gossip - He trashed Vic. He made remarks about his sexuality (lol). The Vic stuff wasn't his fault (lol). He hates Alex Stein, he was really mean and rude to April. Calls him a gay white knight (lol)
Parenthood story February/March - "I would have beat him had April not been there." He got Kayla StarTrek action figures and snacks for her snack draw in the nightstand for valentines. He also bought her a retro mini-fridge for the bedroom. Nick does a line of cocaine. Aaron gets angry because he has kids and an ex-wife who would take his kids, yells at him. Later, Nick has the mini-safe filled with drugs in their house and calls April because they made her a line. Argument. Kayla apologizes. Later, Nick drops his cocaine bullet on the couch and the 4 year old was near it. Kicks them out of the house. Kayla comes and apologizes. Aaron apparently gives an ultimatum. April goes to Nick. Kayla and Aaron are playing board games with the kids. April is pissed at him and sobbing in the shower. Kayla threw a drink at Nick, Nick hit himself again.
FUCKING HIT ME, FUCKING HIT ME, FUCKING HIT ME, FUCKING HIT ME
Tough guy Aaron
Kayla - "Everytime I had sex with you (Nick), I faked it"
Kayla hates Nick's show, hates what it did to them. Apparently a ton of suicide baiting with everyone.
Nick is again beating himself in the head
SODOMY BARN - Aaron never saw the booths. They bought a birthday gift for April - it was a vibrator (lol)
Nick brought a St. Andrew's Cross to a hotel. Nobody used it
Sex swing. Aaron never used it.
Sex dungeon. He wanted to build it, looks like he never did.
Doesn't remember other sex toys but they apparently had a dresser full of them.
Never saw pegging
Embarrassing sex stuff - the day april asked for the pill
Gay 90s - Aaron had a blast. He and Nick both love karaoke. He and Kayla have a special song. Eric Church - Mixed Drinks about Feelings.
Clip channels and Kino Casino were regular topics - Nick would seethe about it.
Hot tub stream was Aaron's idea - it was an attempt to pull a ruse that didn't work
Juju - Nick loved him, he's really cool, cock riding, Nick apparently told him a lot of shit
Vito allegations - Nick guarding the pedo
Embarrassing sex thing part 2 - Kayla bought him a cigar humidor/cigar set. Nick apparently had her bring the gift out while she was naked. She sits on Aaron's lap. Nick was sitting next to him and then leaves but is watching them from behind the door.
Nick got mad at Kayla being on top of Aaron. Apparently on the verge of tears.
Didn't use condoms.
SEAN PUSHED BACK
Kayla's prescription - doesn't know what the gummy and other stuff was. "I only ever saw Kayla take - not when they were doing cocaine - her prescription medication" (lol)
Injections? Other drugs? - No. Rekieta did have shaky hands (sores likely isn't related to injection, probably bruising)
Ketamine - Nick apparently did Ketamine in the past
Brown-Brown - No idea
Scale - Used to measure out molly doses
Bullet casing - No idea
Aaron and April were fighting about drugs back in December
StarTrek - She hated Discovery. Too PC. He watched StarTrek too. She liked Picard (wtf) and Next Generation
Ethan Ralph - Once in a while he was brought up, Nick was okay with him.
Aaron is in therapy
Rekieta's Kids - Knows who has them, doesn't want to say.
Nick's coke use - A lot.
Kayla story - Clean for a few days. They decided to stop after they ran out. April threw a fit and wanted more. Nick wouldn't let her go to Minneapolis by herself. Nick goes with her.
Other coke fiends - Not known.
Nick never sold drugs, only gave it away.
Texts - He says he has texts, he has an appointment with someone. He admits that he's going to the police.
Why are you a bitch - Aaron says "Yes, I am a bitch, I have to live with that... I have to work that off in a spiritual sense..."
DRUGS NEVER CONSUMED IN FRONT OF CHILDREN
No STDs
Trust fund - Can only speak to existence, not amounts
Nanny - Nick complained that the Nanny would turn in 3 to 4000 dollars in receipts
Leaving the pregnant wife - Did cheat on first wife, not with April. Began divorce proceeding, had sex with his wife. She got pregnant, still got divorced.
He has snow angel pictures. (I can't make these out for shit)
RESUME:
Wants to testify against Rekieta because he doesn't like that they aren't repentant (tbh this stream kind of fucks up his credibility)
Kayla apparently hated that April moved in. They were sharing the bedroom. She brought her clothes over.
April told him charges were dropped, not her fault.
He is pissed about Nick telling the cops she was only visiting.
A lot of the messages have been deleted (FELTED) but he apparently screenshotted a lot of them
He has texts from Kayla and April, Nick only does encrypted apps
He's making a big deal about where April was living - he seems really pissed about it.
SEAN:
Sean starts like a real lawyer - I don't know whether or not you could be charged for what you've admitted on stream
Have you spoken with the police - not yet but he has been called
"I recommend you speak with an attorney"
Aaron did speak to an attorney - apparently the drug use is okay to admit to
More super chats
DUI - Aaron can't tell if he did. He never saw it. Nick was cautious about it.
Rumble Contract - Never heard of it being finalized
Weed - Nick wasn't a weed guy
Blowjob Stream - Not sure, she'd have to be really fucked up.
Bisexual - He didn't think Nick was bisexual, but was very into control. Very insecure with the cuck shit.
Montegraph Case - Never brought up.
Escorts/Whores - Bought private VIP rooms with strippers on birthday
General conversation topics - Nick and April would talk shit Aaron to Kayla and then talk shit about Kayla to him.
April - Two fucking credit cards (!) chopping up a mountain of coke
Aaron would go home early and April would come home late (cuck)
"I couldn't save their kids, I couldn't save Kayla. I couldn't stop April from doing it"
SEAN (Aaron sticks around because he likes the attention):
Kayla charges - He thinks it's a typo/wrong code (I agree)
We are in a hibernation until August
Aaron reaffirms that the kids weren't starved
Pastor Melin - Doesn't think it was just the pastor, he's doesn't think that they could get the warrant off just that. He thinks that there needs to be another event.
SCANDANAVIAN INCEL PRUDES
Did the kids tip off the cops - Oldest one goes to a real school. Aaron confirms. Sean wants to see the affidavit.
PPP is being a faggot. Why are the lawyers being legalistic?
Sean is being fair and balanced
Aaron starts talking about how he was running cover in the past
Sean says that Nick needs to shut the fuck up
Rehab, would you advise it? - It can be a good idea, wouldn't come up in court. He needs to shut up.
Aaron apparently talked to his lawyer about Kayla - she needs to go to rehab, say she was manipulated, etc (simp)
Warrant - Doesn't matter. What matters is probable cause. Needs particularity. Kids getting neglected isn't enough.
Moral perspective, how do you feel about the battering ram - He takes issue with the kids seeing it, the parents being in cuffs is also traumatic. Calls out Kiwifarm karens - no they weren't going to hurt.
THIS IS NOT ATTRIBUTABLE TO THE FARMS AT ALL
If you do something because of the farms, you are a nigger ("horrible/pathetic human being")
Loss of license - No. Would need to steal client money. Needs to be convicted to be suspended.
Trial - He's unsure. He'd have to see the evidence.
Montegraph lawsuit - It's independent, but this could incentivize him/change balance of powers.
Judge Fischer - Sounds like she has some issues, Nick could try to get some bias issue.
Wise to shit talk a judge - No.
Representing Kayla - Shouldn't have happened. Doesn't think it will matter.
April Charges - Honestly, can't tell. Maybe she's helping them. Maybe not. Nick covered for her.
"I'd rob Nick if he was the drug dealer of my neighborhood."
Defers to Warski's cocaine experience on the scale
Worst case - He believes it's going to be minor. Programs, diversions, etc
CPS - Trajectory is at least a year, supervised visits/not allowed to be alone.
Conditions of release - Drinking depends on whether or not he paid 50k. 50k gets him a pass to do whatever the fuck he wants. He's not sure if Nick would pay the 100k, but they do have the money.
Fucked up stream, search warrant? - Probably not just that. Could be a brick, likely small.
Intervention with Sean - He's been doing it for a while. "I was the personification of the farms"
I was looking at the farms when he was sitting there yelling at me about the farms
Uncivil Law/Michelle Obama - Shitty thing.
Is Kurt Autistic? - Loyal to a fault. PPP says that maybe Kurt is lonely, having trouble finding a wife. Sean isn't going to bash him.
Did you enjoy it Aaron? - First 4 months he enjoyed the drinking and karaoke, he also says he was telling a bunch of people about it.
Rock Bottom - Sean says that getting caught doesn't solve the problem. He's unsure. Nick might need to be buck-broken by the court.
Does Lawtube owe Nick? - Some probably, can't really say
Drunk/high around kids - There was not a time when EVERYBODY was inebriated around kids. Can't remember a specific instance, but there was probably a time. Heavy drinking was at night. Nick did do coke during the day.
Warski with the cocaine commentary - He was on coke every single day. Aaron agrees.
Sean brings up the Fent question - Nick always had a webMD style answer, Nick was sure that there was no fent. Sean and Warski thinks it was probably cut.
Masseuse - Aaron saw the video clip, Kayla told him about a traumatic experience with a masseuse.
Aaron reiterates that both Nick and Kayla were unhappy. Mentions throwing shit, yelling, Nick hitting himself.
Aaron got a call from phone number identified as Rekieta N. on 11:38 PM on Friday. Never answered it.
Selling T-shirts with mugshots on them is illegal in Minnesota - Aaron
Sean reiterates that he thinks the charge against Kayla is a typo
Was the search warrant unconstitutional? - Need to see affidavit. Robert Barnes is a smart attorney, but I (Sean) doubt he's correct.
Aaron is a clout chasing rat - No stalker child I buried Nick before he was caught. After the arrest I just decided to stop hiding anything. Aaron admits he'd release more whenever Nick made comments about him.
Did you fall in love with Nick's wife? - Aaron reiterates that both of them were in love with each other.
Is Aaron legally liable for not reporting? - Sean says no.
Does Aaron know when Nick started using cocaine? - Before he got there. Nick said he started around 40. Nick says Kayla encouraged it.
Black Eye - Oldest son is very nice. He believes a fight happened in the 45 minutes. Kayla wrote to him the next morning, says he was right, it destroyed everything. April also texted him, says Kayla scratched Nick's chest.
Sean says Nick lost by the slimmest of margins on the Monty case
107 degree fever - Aaron brought the flu into the home. Scan thermometer said 104 then 101.5.
Aaron occasionally misses Kayla (lol)
"The woman I fell in love with got arrested with cocaine and guns and children in the house"
Aaron admits he and Kayla were in love with each other
Nick and April were also fucking and at times, Aaron said he thinks they were in love too
They all met the weekend Steel Toe booked the Chrissie Mayr show in St. Cloud (Chrissie ended up having to cancel because her father was tragically murdered the night before: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9yfEM4mpvqU)
Nick continuously brought drugs over to Aaron's house after Aaron asked him not to
Aaron's 4 year old sat next to Nick's "cocaine bullet'
Aaron says the house was always in disarray and he would always come by after his show and clean the house; the dishwasher was always filled with Nick's whiskey glasses
Aaron called for the divorce after 6 months
April was always in the room with Nick when he did his shows
Aaron was upstairs hanging out with Kayla
Nick wanted to watch Aaron fuck his wife secretly from around the corner
Aaron had to physically get in between Nick and Kayla because Nick was yelling at her
April repeatedly would care more about Nick and his feelings over time versus Aaron
Nick started to get very paranoid about what Aaron and Kayla would do sexually
Nick brought the St. Andrew's Cross to his birthday party in Minneapolis last year
Nick's kids are safe but Aaron would not say where or with who out of fear of swatting, the internet, etc.
April went to Minneapolis with Nick to get more coke after they all promised they were done doing coke
Minneapolis is where he gets his drugs
Aaron raw dawged Kayla and they would hook up while Nick was downstairs streaming with April in the corner
Nick never took money from Aaron & April for coke/drugs
Aaron said he might reveal text messages for proof because he has an appointment with the cops to divulge everything
Aaron says Nick DOES have a trust fund but doesn't know how much money he gets at a time
Aaron said Nick talked shit about a lot of people:
Thought Vic Lasagna was responsible for him losing his own case
HATES Alex Stein because Alex was mean to April on a SIMPCAST stream
Aaron and Kayla had a high school romantic whirlwind relationship
Tells the story how they would fuck and then run out in the snow and make snow angels
He has pictures of their snow angels along with nudes of Kayla
Nick told April that he's never heard Kayla make those sounds when he was listening to Aaron & Kayla having sex
Oh fuck yeah. Nick has a greater chance of seeing his kids again that Aaron likely does once his ex-wife's lawyer gets hold of all of this. He is gonna be deservedly bent over by the Family Court System.
Sounds like they have a decent coparent relationship.
His ex also have a bunch of kids afterwards. Why would she want to fuck with the whole 50/50 setup they have, and deal with 6-7 kids in the house 24-7.
Aaron is stupid. But I bet he spoke with his lawyer about all of this, and I bet that any lawyer is better than Nick, so he has an advantage.
About his marriage he said he had an agreement with his ex-wife. But I think he is being kinda naive about that. I hope he has spoken with his lawyer about that also.
Oh hells no! If he spoke to his lawyer his lawyer might have had him speak to Law Enforcement. But sure as shit not put enough out in public via the interweb livestreams to risk getting his kids taken away by the ex of CPS.