Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[6MillionCoofs]

I think Nick can fix shit, but he doesn't think he needs to fix anything. If Ronnie Radke can fix his life, Nick can. For those not familiar, Radke is the lead singer of Falling In Reverse. He's a recovered addict and went to prison. The biggest difference is that Radke gives a fuck about his daughter, and she was why he got clean.

How long did it take for him to start giving a shit about her do you know?

 

[UCantCCPMe]

Aaron has his own thread and while I'm not an expert, he seems like a fag. He's wannabe shockjock Cumia skinwalker to the point someone commented on him using Cumia phases during the stream last night.

All good points and a I would definitely encourage him to get off the internet and focus on being a lawyer cause trying to be a livestreamer got him cucked.

 

[Sharpeteer]

If/when we get the footage, I will make a fuckin music video with the noseguarding overlaid and interspersed. I think the classic 'Out of Touch' by Hall & Oates would go down a treat.

Sadly, based on what people have been saying about Minnesota rules around bodycam footage I stay cautiously

Yeah I'm slightly worried we won't get it, but I really hope so. It would truly be the nail in the coffin. Short of the absolute most delusional excuses such as doctored footage, there's nothing anyone can say anymore.

But I did edit the post to say that if we don't get the footage, we make this list after he gets his guilty verdict.

Footage or no footage, there is no way this man walks out of that courtroom without a guilty verdict.

 

[BikeLock]

Nick isn't a good guy who just fucked up, he's a Ralphamale level scumbag. He was much better at hiding it than Ralph; for a while at least.

Having a family with a trust fund in the millions doesn't hurt, either.

 

[TheClappening]

I want Nick to recover and make good content again, but these fucking retarded enablers advocate for the opposite.

Is it considered noseguarding that a good part of me wants Nick to just disappear for five years and come back a faithfully married teetotaler family man that covers interesting legal cases

 

[6MillionCoofs]

Footage or no footage, there is no way this man walks out of that courtroom without a guilty verdict.

Don’t think it will ever get that far. Think he’ll admit to it. He just wants to save face for now.

 

[BikeLock]

I was thinking about this and was wandering if the curse decides to do a "plot twist" on us. Jumps the aisle, doesnt latch on to diddler dax but to lets say Styx, doesnt have to be him but theres prime candidates in that sektur like Tim Pool or QuarterPounder. I dont think it will be the Diddler tho

Styx already has the "real" demon Stolas attached to him, so the Sonichu demon will have to work for that one. Just a medallion won't cut it I'm afraid.

 

[6MillionCoofs]

Is it considered noseguarding that a good part of me wants Nick to just disappear for five years and come back a faithfully married teetotaler that covers interesting legal cases

I would say no. That’s what everyone wants.

 

[Musashi's Son]

I really liked Null's idea earlier - when we get the body cam footage, just make a well-organized list of all the Lawtubers (and I'd personally expand that to others that are known) that tried to excuse child abuse and cocaine use around the kids, note what all they said, and don't let them forget what level they sunk to to defend this guy.

That works too. Currently in the list with have (let me know if I miss anyone):

1. Dick Masterson
2. Vito The Pedo
3. Ethan Ralph
4. Good Lawgic
5. Andy Signore
6. Barnes
7. ThatStarWarsGirl
8. Megan Fox
9. ThatUmbrellaGuy
10. UnCivil Law
11. Viva Fre (he was dick sucking rekieta pretty hard on his video)

 

[Burn It All Down]

I think he gave a shit from the day she was born. Not 100% sure of that though.

 

[Mexican Molotov Marauder]

Ethan Ralph
Rekieta
Idubbz
That Crippled Comedian who died
And Chris himself

You can add Keffals to the list as well.

 

[MudPeople]

WOW! This Aaron dude is on some serious CUCK COPE. Not only did he loose his wife to Rekieta, Rekieta couldn't even get it up so Aaron got cucked by baldo. This is not a man, but a kid on a jurney to get his own back on his bully. Also it's more likely Rekieta's wife was there showing him photos of her family to distract him from April getting baldo. The stuff he's not telling is probably how they used him to do all sorts of things while they had their adult fun and then threw him out when April was well int eh bag.

Edit:
It's equally plausible in every case he talked about him making connections with either Rekieta, he was replacing April wiht himself in the story, but it'll be too pathetic for him to tell the world Rekieta told April to go "fix her" when he fault with his wife while Aaron watched as a third party.

 

[daffodils]

We need a Rekieta dick suckers thread at this point.

Reserve some space for Dani Ahn. First forty minutes of her latest stream were noseguarding. Highlights include:

- attorneys do drugs because they "take on a lot of stress for their clients"
- the house isn't really dirty because it doesn't rise to the level of "feces on the floor" and they have five kids
- it isn't wise for attorneys to talk about Nick's case, she asked him if it's okay with him
- talking about cases makes it harder for defendants to recover, even if they are completely innocent
- Nick is an authentic guy, not a nefarious person, genuinely kind, ends up in situations most of us will never have the opportunity to end up in and has to figure things out as he goes along
- it's hubris to think you know what you would do if you were in Nick's shoes
- "I'm a sinner, you're sinner, we're all sinners"
- "we're all hypocrites"
- "I don't see how this affects his ability to talk about legal cases"
- "If there was a pattern developing it would be a different story... but it's just a one time deal"

 

[im5!XxhO]

"I don't see how this affects his ability to talk about legal cases"

Well, on that point she is 100% right. It won't affect it since he doesn't even do that anymore anyways.

Also saying it's a one time deal is an insane level of cope, considering there is more than a year worth of full drunk streams. The guy is an obvious addict and has been for a while now.

 

[polar bear]

Is it considered noseguarding that a good part of me wants Nick to just disappear for five years and come back a faithfully married teetotaler family man that covers interesting legal cases

I would say so, because it implies you believe that Nick is capable of doing that. He might put a gud boi mask on at some point, but he was found out to be a complete piece of shit way before the arrest. He's dishonest to the core, manipulative, self-centered, he doesn't value anything that actually good and beautiful in life, and he finds joy in being cruel and disgusting - he likes being trash. He won't apologize for being trash. He aims to be as much trash as possible and still remain in power.
That's why he's happy with the current setup - a small group of sycophantic retards slobbering themselves over everything he does, and growling at anyone who criticises him.
So if you think he can turn around - you're in that gray area of delusion, where you know he fucked up, but you also think he can get back to being the person he wants you think he is - but he never was that person.

Don't be a useful idiot. There's 8 billion people in the world. It's absolutely okay to throw this one trash person away for good.

 

[Procrastinhater]

Goddamn another 200 pages since I went to bed ffs.
I've given up trying to follow the whole thread.

So.

Nick Rekieta can't even get his wife off huh?

 

[yydszmiteg2]

Nick Rekieta can't even get his wife off huh?

I think it's funny that both their wives said their spouses don't get them off.

 

[Sharpeteer]

That works too. Currently in the list with have (let me know if I miss anyone):

1. Dick Masterson
2. Vito The Pedo
3. Ethan Ralph
4. Good Lawgic
5. Andy Signore
6. Barnes
7. ThatStarWarsGirl
8. Megan Fox
9. ThatUmbrellaGuy
10. UnCivil Law
11. Viva Fre (he was dick sucking rekieta pretty hard on his video)

I realize I'm not as in the loop as some others here, but I'm glad to know that nobody on that list so far is anyone I like. Lol.

Don’t think it will ever get that far. Think he’ll admit to it. He just wants to save face for now.

Even so, if he admits to it, that might as well be equal proof - he admits to what he's been accused of, result is the same.

In fact, one might say him admitting to it before it gets to a trial would be even better - because if he were to get the guilty verdict, the extra special folks might try and claim "Well yeah the jury said he was guilty, but they don't know him like *I* do! I watched him do Depp and Rittenhouse! I KNOW this man."

But if he himself admits it, what's the excuse then?

"Well, he lied to the judge!"

 

[RodgerDodger]

I can believe all the sex shit Aaron said. Nick has stated before that he wanted his Dad to tell him how hard he railed his mother. How active they were sexually and how he wanted to normalize parents talking to their kids about their sexual habits.

@AnOminous @mindlessobserver @Balldo's Gate @Captain Manning and other thread regulars can confirm that. There is a clip of that and it was bizarre.

Wasn't this a Fucking South Park plot point from years ago? Mr Garison and his Dad.

 

[Procrastinhater]

I think it's funny that both their wives said their spouses don't get them off.

Makes sense to me actually. It's probably why they turn into swinging degenerates to start with.
They're with someone who's garbage in bed but they don't want to leave them, so they "open up the relationship" in an attempt to get off.
Problem is their only options other than an actual affair are other swinging degenerates who are also shitty fucks, so they're in the same boat.
I mean the only reason to want to fuck someone other than your spouse if you're married is you ain't getting it at home.