Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

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What would the outcome of the harassment restraining order be?

  • A WIN for the Toe against Patrick Melton.

    Votes: 63 23.5%
  • A WIN for the Toe against Nicholas Rekieta.

    Votes: 4 1.5%
  • A MAJOR WIN for the Toe, it's upheld against both of them.

    Votes: 83 31.0%
  • Huge L, felted, cooked etc, it gets thrown out.

    Votes: 31 11.6%
  • A win for the lawyers (and Kiwi Farms) because it gets postponed again.

    Votes: 87 32.5%

  • Total voters
    268
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As if it wasn't confirmed in the incident report.
Oh fuck Dax. He's just a balding failed comedian that says whatever he thinks is going to make people the most pissed off.
He's a fucking joke.
I can't take anything he takes seriously because he doesn't even believe half the shit he says himself, he's just a soulless LA literal cuck.
There's no point getting angry at that retard he's just a barrel scraping faggot.
He's Keemstar with a fraction of the talent, money, and hair.
 
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Why is it that so many Americans are so incapable of decent handwriting. I knew your schools were pretty bad but I've seen better standards of literacy out the Congo.
This is in many ways a learned Cop/EMS/FD thing. You want the annoying defense or plaintiffs attorneys to have to ask what it says. While others such as the ER can read it.
The Balldo was vibrating in the evidence bag, give the guy a break.
He was probably wearing it when he got popped.
 
Yeah, you guys are right. The kids should've just kept their heads down and taken care of themselves while all the degeneracy was going on. You guys were awesome as kids and raised yourselves so obviously these kids should've just done the same and they're in the wrong they couldn't manage.

Idiots.
Safe to say they are simping too hard.
Time for Shultzi:

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He claims that his kids’ mom is totally fine with everything and understanding when he has 0 idea that she’s just letting him dig his own grave for child custody. He got played by Kayla and by his ex wife. Him thinking that the ex wife didn’t seduce him to get a 3rd kid and instead it “just happened” is hilarious. He is so naive.
I'm coping and sneeding for the "Aaron Divorce Rape" arc
 
Aaron being a self admitted pussy about not reporting all this looks worse and worse. And being a pussy about what, exactly? Losing your butt buddy? Also getting in trouble with the law for being involved?
No moral fiber, all of em.
Aarons a pussy and I dont like him but Im inclined to believe that he and the nanny were the only things keeping the house from falling into total disarray. It seems that he and the nanny dipped out around the same time and the household devolved to the state that the police found it in.
 
At that point, rekieta isn't asking for loyalty. The Law Pope wants lawtube to swear fealty.



The youngest is 6, right? I'm sure the kids can bathe on their own. But if the adults are too high to remind them, I'm sure someone that young will just take the opportunity to skip showering.
They absolutely will. And that’s what got people to maybe notice.
 
no dealer is going to sell to nick now. once his secret stash dries up hes going to get desperate and end up back behind the bars
Correct. None of his (now former) sources will come within 50 miles of Nick the Nose (in no small part because they won't ever be able to be sure that Rackets wouldn't be wearing a wire).
 
I dont want to take the hate off Nick, but at least Nick WAS working. Kayla was doing absolutely nothing except...what, exactly?
Uhh I think it's a little to late for that, no amount of sweeping is going to save Nick's streaming career at this point
Honestly even if this hadnt happened his career was pretty much over. Every one of his streams was just drunken rambling and he would be going on tirades about god knows what. Even through the lens of being wasted and being a farmer, even I couldnt tell wtf he was talking about the majority of the time. Like the one where he shit on Metokur for like 2 hours straight. Why? Like who fucking cares man? We want the legal stuff, jesus christ.
 
Did anyone anyone archive the Aaron stream from this morning? I was in the middle of watching it but then it went private. I have a sick love of watching people who have fucked up come to Jesus with how badly they fucked up. I said it earlier in the thread, but being conscious of being a fuckup is only the first step and he's getting off on this right now. Asking the Judge to charge him isn't him wanting to pay for his crimes as much as it is getting off on being punished.

You see this often in addicts, especially deathfats - they become hyper aware of their problems but never address them because acknowledging them get's them enough sympathy and dopamine that they never work on the core issues. It's a step further than Nick for sure, but it doesn't absolve him of anything. Until, or if, he finds God and makes some meaningful changes, I do think there is a path forward for him - he will never absolve the sins of his past, but from the few days of streams I've watched with him he has the wherewithal to address these issues and find the light. I have far less hope for the others who are involved.

As for all the other lawfaggots out there, one thing I want to point out is that most of these people end up defending criminals. As much as this is a nick dick riding competition, they are also advertising their legal services by broadcasting how retarded one can interpret the law to get people off. While Nick's case is black and white to anyone paying attention, they want to make it clear they are lawyers first, humans second, which is attractive for the criminal audience they intend to profit off of.

To quote BB: they don't want a criminal lawyer, they want a "criminal" lawyer. This is why they get so caught up over not speculating or saying anything - if they do so, it will be used against them in their future job offerings. Guilty people seek lawyers who help other guilty people. It's important to remember: All Lawyers Are Bastards
 
I dont want to take the hate off Nick, but at least Nick WAS working. Kayla was doing absolutely nothing except...what, exactly?

Honestly even if this hadnt happened his career was pretty much over. Every one of his streams was just drunken rambling and he would be going on tirades about god knows what. Even through the lens of being wasted and being a farmer, even I couldnt tell wtf he was talking about the majority of the time. Like the one where he shit on Metokur for like 2 hours straight. Why? Like who fucking cares man? We want the legal stuff, jesus christ.
Kayla was supposed to be a homemaker, which with 5 kids would've been a full time job.
 
There was a stream a while back where Nick was talking up what a great career being on onlyfans was for women and how the church needed to be more welcoming of active whores. During the stream Nick explicitly excluded his own daughters from the onlyfans path. I thought at the time it was just a certain hypocracy on his part.

But at this point looking back, I could seriously see him and his coked up wife using drug logic to conclude that porn would be an appropriate path for their daughters once of age. And I really wonder if Nick had not been busted if we would have eventually been subjected to a Nick/Kayla/April onlyfans channel. That (and/or heroin) would have been the next logical step for them had the police not intervened.
 
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