Public Sighting May-25-2024 - Chris spotted at Dallas airport

He was whining a bit about the negative attention even before he went radio silent.
Yep he started to whine about people treating him like Bigfoot in December, when he made the Toys for Tots video
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That last statement seems at odds with his latest sighting behavior, but the airport redditor basically admitted he was stalking Chris for a while and that he probably caught on.
 
I think someone that we just don't know about confronted him in public, maybe even a local who knew him from The Incident, and now Chris realized that going out in his bizarre fashion is something that makes people recognize him, but at the same time, that's why he wore things like his medallion, so people would recognize him.
bloated ego clashes with the consequences of obese stupidity
 
bloated ego clashes with the consequences of obese stupidity
That inflated sense of self would normally lead a person to sizable consequences but Chris gets to participate in the fat of the land while others toil.

I mean isn't disability sort of like royalty for someone like Chris? The King of Retards.
 
Chris was right to ignore him. Asking for the time or if there are food stands still open would both be lies to get Chris to interact for a secretly-recorded video. The best response to such obvious lies is to pretend the liar isn't there. Even if they weren't lies, politely asking doesn't entitle you to a reply, as if politeness makes people your slave. And "I'm not acknowledging you right now" is a polite "fuck off".
Who says you have to be polite to Chris? Was he polite when he shot his wad all over his demented mother? To be polite is to be complicit in Chris's delusions that he was a gentleman to Barb.
 
Who says you have to be polite to Chris? Was he polite when he shot his wad all over his demented mother? To be polite is to be complicit in Chris's delusions that he was a gentleman to Barb.
What are you suggesting that ween have done in a crowded airport with airport security?

Not that that means much but those pesky cell phones are fairly useful.
 
Who says you have to be polite to Chris? Was he polite when he shot his wad all over his demented mother? To be polite is to be complicit in Chris's delusions that he was a gentleman to Barb.

Maybe not so much for the sake of Chris, but for everybody else unfortunate enough to be anywhere near the fucker. Imagine 'hedgehog defensive position' but in the middle of one of the largest airports in the united states.
 
If Chris did go to Missouri, that paints a hilarious picture. His whole adult life, Chris has lived around Charlottesville and Ruckersville. The former is a leftist paradise, and the latter is such a small town that he was undoubtedly known as the local weirdo years before he trooned out, so most people's reaction was probably just "that checks out" rather than backlash. The few times he's left home, he's gone to Washington DC (which is further left than Charlottesville), or to conventions attended by people even weirder than him. Even in jail, he was in protective custody so he never saw other inmates.

But now, Chris flies out to bumfuck Trump Country Missouri for a few weeks, going around claiming he's Jesus and also a woman to people who've never heard of him. When you think about it that way, him cutting his hair and wearing male clothes starts to make a lot more sense. He might've just experienced actual, widespread, offline anti-troon sentiment for the first time in his life.

He flew to California (I believe) with Barb when Chris was still little to visit his half brother Cole when Cole was living out there. It was the first time he ever flew, and possibly the first time for him leaving Virginia.
 
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Love Field is used almost exclusively by the poorfags flying Southwest. Real airlines don’t go anywhere near it.
It used to be against the law to fly there from non-Texas-adjacent states, a law they passed to make sure DFW took off.

My work way back when made me berate Southwest into getting me tickets there from Missouri. I hated that.
 
Love Field is used almost exclusively by the poorfags flying Southwest. Real airlines don’t go anywhere near it.
Two of the gates are used by Delta, IIRC, and having flown through it twice myself for conventions it's actually a great airport if you're getting into Dallas, since it's right there, vs DFW which is a hard half hour west and that's if traffic is being nice.
 
>Now wears ridiculous disguises in public that fool no one
In cartoons, characters often wear lame disguises that still fool other characters.

Maybe "Honor Roll" thinks it'll work that way IRL, as he does seem to think others aren't as smart as he thinks he is (likely because he's "mindblind" from extreme autism)?
 
NGL hearing I want a girlfriend over rock and roll pt2 after every hockey goal would get me to watch more Flyers games.

I would rather hear a symphony of dental drills, nails on a chalkboard, and cats in heat over listening to Chris sing ever again. I can barely stand to hear him speak, let alone sing.
 
It’s small in the grand scheme of things but the heavy coat is completely insane; the high in Dallas that day was 93. Obviously Chris isn’t the best at planning ahead but that makes me suspect Dallas was a layover to elsewhere less notoriously sweltering
There's also the idea that Chris, being Chris, had the wrong idea about traveling in disguise and so got the biggest, heaviest thing he could find to cover himself with. His entire psyche runs off of pop culture and so the idea he's copying what he's seen in the media about somebody trying to hide in plain sight isn't out of the question.
 
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