Ask @WelperHelper99 about mormon shit - Cope and Seethe edition

I've noticed you swear a lot in your posts; is that at odds with a virtuous Mormon lifestyle? Most Christian denominations consider swearing a sin. It's also interesting you use the word "Mormon" since I thought Nelson advised you to use the church's full name whenever talking about it.
I curse because its my issue/ im on the internet, i dont care as much. As for the name, you guys understand what a Mormon is. Im not making a mountain out of a molehill on a shitposting forum.
Also, not to fan the flames too much, but why do you think homosexuality is a sin? If most methods of conversion therapy on a gay person failed, would you rather that that gay person live as a transsexual and justify it as them having a "medical condition with a brain/body mismatch and it's okay because that's what God planned"? Last I checked Mormons were more accommodating to trannies than gay people.
Trannies aren't allowed, holy fuck dude.
@WelperHelper99
How do Mormons view Jews and Judaism?
What do they think the Jew's role is in the end times?
Is the Mormon's end times different than the regular Christian one?
Take your jew sperging elsewhere.
 
I curse because its my issue/ im on the internet, i dont care as much. As for the name, you guys understand what a Mormon is. Im not making a mountain out of a molehill on a shitposting forum.
Why is having a servant in the holy meme grail war not allowed in the mormon faith? Another magi supremacist conspiracy to control the unwashed masses?
 
@Abimelech Interestingly, Mormonism's relationship to Christianity - its own self-concept - has evolved over time. When it first emerged it was much more explicitly a separate religion. Then it began to brand itself more as a denomination, the correct denomination, the One True Church, but still Christian.

As of late they've gone as far as deciding "Mormon" is a slur (despite proudly using it for most of their existence), approving crucifixes (they used to dislike that symbol), and watering down a ton of the religion's most exotic aspects to bring it more in line with mainstream Christianity.

Critics within the Church tend to blame it on profit-seeking. I think that wariness from being persecuted also played a role. But in either case, it speaks very poorly to the legitimacy of the church.

I had a religious studies professor once that described how Hinduism has so much internal diversity that it makes more sense to speak of Hinduisms. One of the modern Bible scholars (don't remember the proper term, but the secular archeologist types) likes to do the same with "Christianities" to refer to pre-Church, pre-council Christianity when people like Ebionites and Marcionites were running around. And I feel like the same applies here. In general I don't fight it a very interesting question, and it's almost always just used for chestbeating. Is it Christian? Well, they use the Holy Bible as scriptures and revere Jesus as a god and the son of god and messiah. Is it a separate religion? Yes, it uses its own additional scriptures and has very distinct theological teachings.

Same shit as Judaism-Christianity. Is Christianity Jewish? Yes, but no? Depends on what you're asking. A Jew obviously wouldn't accept it as orthodoxy.

Joseph Smith was, in my own view, likely a fraud. There are parts of the religion that speak to me so much that a part of me feels like he may have been able to, at times, tune in to the divine, but it got mixed up with his own desires and ideas. I believe other religious figures (particularly Tenskwatawah and Robespierre) may have done this. There are also teachings he had that were very appealing to me at a time, but not anymore, but I realize now that it was only because I had an improper understanding of the doctrine. I used to dislike original sin, for example - Mormons don't believe in it - but I think I understand it much better after a personal revelation. I never really understood the atonement properly (something Mormonism and Christianity share) until reading CS Lewis.

What makes the difference, for me, between Smith as a charlatan and Smith as a romantic madman visionary is three things. One is his history as a local charlatan before becoming a preacher. I cannot buy that God would pick someone like that to be a prophet to found the One True Church on. Another is the secretive nature of early polygamy. If it was righteous it wouldn't require subterfuge. Lastly is that Smith apparently was VERY familiar with early Islam/Muhammad, seemed to want to be like Muhammad, and basically used him as a model.

The Psychedelic History of Mormonism, Magic and Drugs is the one I read that went into detail on that.


Just to clarify, you realize I'm not a Mormon, right? I have a strong interest in/sympathy for the religion, but I'm deist/panentheist and culturally Evangelical. When I go to church (usually in spurts) its usually to Pentecostal church.

@WelperHelper99
How do Mormons view Jews and Judaism?
What do they think the Jew's role is in the end times?
Is the Mormon's end times different than the regular Christian one?
I'll give you a real answer since Welper Helper didn't.

I can't speak to the view of the religion on Jews and eschatology, and I don't remember what the Mormon end times are anyways. Same as the mainstream Christian one?

But I assume your main interest is, do they consider them Chosen People. No. They don't.

Mormonism ascribes to the same view that most churches (especially big ones) did in the past, which is that the Covenant was between God and his followers. The pact was based on orthodox and orthopraxy. When the Jewish religious authorities decided to nail Jesus to some wood, those Jews that stood by the Pharisees were in rebellion, those that joined Jesus (your early Christians) were obedient. The Church is God's Chosen People.

Moreover, Mormonism is an explicitly American Exceptionalist religion. To them the spiritual core of the modern world is the United States, not the Holy Land, and they believe the Constitution was divinely inspired. Mormonism was basically created and spread so successfully because it appealed to Americans during a time of nation-building when the early republic was still very revolutionary/patriotic but also had an inferiority complex with regards to Old World culture. On purely religious grounds, they don't really give a fuck about Zionism.

That said, they still tend to be very pro-Israel in practice for the simple reason that the entire Religious Right is. Catholics tend to be pro-Israel despite having a similar theological view towards Jews.

The Mormons have a symbolic act of adoption into Israel. They have "Patriarchs" (a church office) who read your horoscope tell you what tribe you belong to. It's a way of reconciling the obvious ethnic-ness of Old Testament Judaism with that notion of belief, not ethnicity, being the deciding factor.

As far as the Mormons are concerned, they're the real Jews/Zion because they're the ones actually obeying God's will.
 
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Interestingly, Mormonism's relationship to Christianity - its own self-concept - has evolved over time.
it speaks very poorly to the legitimacy of the church.
Yes, that is effectively what was being said a few pages back in this thread. The fact that Mormons have been so quick to change their beliefs and seemingly did so out of convenience is clearly a major blow to their credibility.
Joseph Smith was, in my own view, likely a fraud.
One is his history as a local charlatan before becoming a preacher.
Yes, I agree wholeheartedly. This is of course a point I repeatedly called attention to earlier in the thread, which caused Whelper to decide I must be an atheist if I actually take objective facts about the founder of a religion into account when deciding if it is true.
The Psychedelic History of Mormonism, Magic and Drugs is the one I read that went into detail on that.
I'm currently reading books on problems with Catholicism, but I'm considering circling back to Mormonism as a future project. I'll add that book to my list for consideration. Thanks for the tip.
 
That said, they still tend to be very pro-Israel in practice for the simple reason that the entire Religious Right is. Catholics tend to be pro-Israel despite having a similar theological view towards Jews.
There are many Churches that are pro-Israel because they believe Israel's Messiah is the anti-Christ and the sooner the anti-Christ shows up the sooner Jesus follows. Is that also the Mormon's motivation?

When the Jewish religious authorities decided to nail Jesus to some wood
Interesting since some Churches blame only the Romans for Jesus's death and I wasn't sure about the Mormons regarding that point.
 
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All of you are wrong btw. Sorry to rain on your Mormon bash fest.
 
First, that was just the natives lol. Second, Blacks in the church have been complicated. Joseph Smith actually had no problems with them. Then Brigahm Young became Prophet. He didn't like black people. And so that "tradition" as it were of blacks not having the priesthood and such persisted until the 70's. It was a error that deserved to be corrected.

As for the second part, the Church has been pretty consistent throughout nearly 200 years on gays, unlike blacks. It would be a giant leap to allow any of that gay shit in.
Okay, so it's the natives and not the Blacks, but my point still stands. Correct me if I'm wrong, but I was told that the Book of Mormon said that the natives were made brown, because they were evil and then a 20th century church leader said that they actually weren't evil. That's the part that bothers me. My main issue is the words of a human (a 'prophet' as you say) going against the words of your god and everybody valuing what the man said over what the god allegedly said.

Given your criticisms of Bringam Young (whom I don't know much beyond the fact that he has a University named after him in Utah) , it sounds like you're willing to accept that your previous church leaders, being men and not gods, can make mistakes. That's not necessarily a bad thing, but what is in place to prevent your faith's doctrine from getting washed away by modern nonsense? You said that the Church has been pretty consistent throughout nearly 200 years on gays. Well, the Catholic church has been consistent on a number of issues for a longer time and look how that turned out. For instance, from the time of the Western Roman Empire to the twentieth century, the Catholic Church said that the Jewish religious establishment was complicit in the crucifixion of Jesus. Now they say that they weren't involved and that only Judas and the Romans are to blame.

This is a bit of a tangent, but what does the LDS say on this matter?
We believe it was something that happened and that Joseph Smith found and discovered records of these events in the americas on the golden plates. It also fills in a lot of parts about death and the afterlife. As for why I believe? I've seen things in my life that I can't explain otherwise. That simple.
What does LDS fill in about death and the afterlife? What gaps has Christianity left?

I don't wish to interrogate you about what you claim to have seen. I wasn't there. However, I would like to ask you why what you experienced affirms LDS specifically and not Christianity.
 
@Abimelech That one is a little sketchy in that the author is an ex-Mormon (or,, raised Mormon) dudeweedbro guy and every now and then he says something retarded like the myth about the Founding Fathers growing hemp. But in general it seems pretty accurate. You get a detailed treatment of entheogenic (psychedelia for religious visions) use in history, a detailed treatment of the Christianity-based magical/occult system that Europeans and Americans used (it's largely forgotten now, but belief in magic was SUPER common even among the educated classes up into the 1800s, the part that's most relevant for Mormonism is the use of dowsing rods and magical incantations to uncover buried treasure), and then finally an account of Mormonism based around those two things, which also rips Joseph Smith up one side and down the other.

Mormonism for Dummies is, no shit, where I got most of my Mormon foundations from.
Doesn't the whole concept of jesus escaping to america invalidate, you know, his sacrifice?
Like Welper Helper said (but clarifying a bit more), he doesn't ESCAPE to the Americas, he visits it after rising from the dead for the purpose of spreading his testament to the New World.

@The Tall Man I don't think so?

Okay, keep in mind that Mormonism was founded over a hundred years before the State of Israel and its theology was not meaningfully expanded on any way (the only additions were Brigham Young's, which is like the 1840s, and then the Mormons REMOVING concepts due to Federal Govt pressure).

I think they just really don't give a shit about it. That's not to say Mormons don't tend to have good relations with Jews and Israel, but I know a ton of secular boomercons that shill hard for Israel just because the Evangelicals have a huge sway over the Republican Party and FOX News and so they get fed endless Israel propaganda. It originates from the pulpits, but it ends up infecting conservative thought everywhere in the USA (and even Latin America, one downside of Evangelicalism spreading so much down there).

The whole who-killed-Jesus thing is retarded. There's retards that used it to justify beating on the Jews (because one group of Jews killed a Jew who was leading another group of Jews), and then there's other retards that try to remove that entirely because they fall into the camp of Zionist knobslobberers. I mean, the story is very clear. The Pharisees/King Herod wanted to kill a figure that was politically subversive (if only because he criticized the corruption of the religious elite) and, as a client of Rome, they appealed to the Roman occupying force to do it on their behalf. It's both. I don't remember how they taught it, but I'm pretty sure that was basically universal until the Schofield Bible and a bunch of philosemitic revisionist bullshit started to infect everything, really taking off in the late 1900s. Like, even though the revisionism began earlier, the average person was still a massive anti-Semite before the Holocaust pimping began.



@AnimeGirlConnoisseur The Mormons had two separate doctrines.

One, introduced by Joseph Smith himself in the Book of Mormon itself, dealt with the state of the American Indian.

The other, introduced by Brigham Young (Smith's successor, who lead the Mormons out of Illinois to establish a state in Utah in one of the greatest American mass migrations), dealt with the Blacks.

Smith's Book of Mormon narrative deals with the conflicts between two warring groups of Israelites who colonized the Americas. Like those Old Testament stories where one family will somehow incest their way into being a whole empire, a very holy man, his family and I think a few other families (???) travel across the sea and become the seed of a civilization called the Nephites.

Because Jews can't control themselves, inevitably a group of them (the Lamanites) break off so they can go be disgusting godless evil heathens.

If you're a non-Mormon, it's basically Bible fanfiction set in North America for an American pioneer audience. There's constant arguments (like there is with the age of the Earth/creationism) about how big this migration was, if all Indians are descended from these peoples, and so on. You get apologists in the modern day that argue that it was ackshually a very tiny group in one tiny part of the landmass, and the Indians are largely unrelated. On the other hand, early Mormons seemed to very much interpret it as being a large scale civilization that was the ethnic origins of American Indians and Polynesians in general.

Anyways, the Lamanites somehow come to wipe out the Nephites and fuck up so bad that God curses them and turns them into damned Red Savages as punishment. Lo and behold the Indian race is born.

Now, you'd think that would be a sign of some huge anti-Indian bias, but it actually wasn't. The Mormons got along great with Indians and Polynesians, converting HUGE numbers of them and generally staying out of wars because they actually considered their supposed descent from Israelites to mean that they had a very noble history and background, which was both flattering in diplomacy and lead to them being far more respectful/polite when they'd deal with them. The most Mormon country in the world is Samoa. There's some other cool ones, a lot of Navajo country is Mormon and there's a tribe in South Carolina called the Catawbas who fought for the Patriots in the Revolution and later converted to Mormonism. Nowadays a lot of Latin Americans flock to the religion (it's growing extremely rapidly down there) for the same reason.

What about the Blacks? Brigham Young didn't like them and said they had the Curse of Ham. You know the one? That stupid bullshit that Southern churches, and even a lot of Northern churches, believed in that said that Blacks were made to be a degenerate slave race because they were descended from a guy who had the gall to look at his dads pecker (gasp)? Well, that shit was really hot back then, a lot of people believed it despite how retarded it is, and even though Joseph Smith himself was actually rather progressive for his day, Brigham Young believed it and had a hate on. So God told Brigham Young that it was God's will that Blacks could not hold priest offices (which pretty much every Mormon male is expected to, so that's even worse than just being shut out of leadership, it's like being shut out of most of the actual church life).

This was later walked back because the Federal Government, on a race crusade, decided that a bunch of White people living in an almost exclusively White part of the country had to get BLACKED. This is like the 1970s or so. They threatened to yank their tax exempt status and so God very conveniently up and changed his mind, so sayeth the prophet.

The abandonment of polygamy likewise came from Federal pressure. The Republicans (like, Lincoln's Republicans) had this raging hateboner towards everyone that wasn't a Yankee or Black*, and they were the Bible-thumpers of their day, so Catholics and Mormons especially pissed them off. They were constantly harassing them. Democrats weren't exactly friends, but they tolerated them (Mormons, for some reason, never seemed to bother with or have any success in the South, so they might as well have been space aliens on another planet for as much as the core of the Democratic Party cared about them).

After being brutally occupied (think of these people as being like American Boers) for decades the Church finally struck a shady deal with the Feds: we give up polygamy, you let Utah become a state. And God also conveniently had something to say about it then, too. They kept doing it in secret for a while - it's not like you're going to set your wives aside - and the hardcore true believers flipped their shit (rightfully so!) and split off to become the FLDS, the Fundamentalists that you sometimes hear about in the news. Over the decades it was largely forgotten and became a taboo within the Church, something that they barely talk about so after generations the average Mormon knows or thinks little about it.

Personally I support monogamy on the grounds of equality - unlike things like wealth, "redistributing" women doesn't make there be an incentive to have less women, it's not destructive like socialist economic policies are - but it has always mystified me that people get so fucking pissed about it.


*Even if you were Black, the Republicans were an awkward marriage of proto-libtards that loved Blacks and honest to god ethnonationalists that hated Blacks so much they hated slavery because it meant they might have to live near a Black person. Several Northern states straight up banned them from migrating there after emancipation. I call them "Free Soilers" because my understanding is that the Free Soil Party, which later became one of the founding groups of the Republicans, had that bent to it. The Republicans were a genuinely very nasty bunch of people who I will argue were closer to Fascists in mentality than the Confederates ever were.
 
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The dumbest thing about mormonism is just the fact coffee and tea arent allowed for health but soda and energy drinks are ok. it's obvious cult control tactics

no answer to that? better pull out a decade old stale meme.
Funny thing is that the Word of Wisdom has been arbitrarily extended over time.

It started as Brigham Young's personal health advice. They had distilleries and tobacco and stuff out there. But he had certain things, including eating too much meat, he thought were bad.

Over time they got more and more radical about it, eventually turned it into commandments (make temple entry conditional on obeying it), but it was never all that consistent in logic. Hot beverages were supposed to be banned, but they don't apply it to hot chocolate. On the other hand, sweet iced tea was A-OK until the Church just up and decided the other year that it's haram now like hot tea is. For no real reason. Just, we ban tea (because it's hot), so even this cold tea is bad.

Likewise, the aversion to too much meat never really became a thing.

Pharisaical bullshit.
 
Re: nutty (or not) ex-Mormons, got some personal experience. In my family ward we had a family who was strong in the church, had callings they were excellent in, and well-loved in the community because they always reached out. They were good people, and their daughters sweethearts while still being their own individuals. The mother had a love for history and was going to school for it, and one day, she had to travel out-of-state for a thesis or something involving the church's history, and she was with one of her peers for the trip.

Turned out it was an excuse to completely ditch her family to have an affair with him because in her research, she was le-gasp-horrified about how women in the early days were treated back during those pre-suffrage days, and she lost her faith. Her infidelity broke her dear husband, and he fell away, too, after their divorce; when he was last seen by someone from the ward, he had gotten tattooed and an ear piercing and that was many years ago. The two eldest daughters, despite the family falling apart, still got married in the temple because they had made the decision at an early age to be worthy for temple marriage no matter what. The younger two I don't know about, since they moved away after the divorce, and the youngest I think had only just gotten baptized or was about to be.

It was a shock to us, we didn't know about any problems they had behind closed doors simply because that wasn't really any of our business and none of the girls had ever said anything. I wonder if there were warning signs, though. The eldest got married to her high school boyfriend, who was a non-member (almost "scandalous" but it's really not so even ten years ago) when they were first going out but he did take missionary lessons. He was a nice-enough young man from what I remember seeing and hearing about him. The other sister married about a year after entering I think BYU, which isn't unheard of, but she entered college immediately after graduating high school. She might've been seeking to leave the house ASAP, and possibly also to follow after her big sister since the two were inseparable.

I think about them sometimes, wondering how they're doing and if they're okay. I was never close with any of the girls in Young Women's and such, but I had fun every time we had camp and mutual and such.

Speaking of YW, on the other side of the spectrum, there was also one of my YW leaders who was rather extroverted, upbeat and happy to spend time with us girls, even expressed joy in her first pregnancy with us, but it turned out she suffered from chronic depression, and eventually developed post-partum depression/psychosis after her third child was born. She hung herself in her hospital room and no one in the ward knew how to approach the sad, sudden news. The husband and his kids moved out of the ward afterwards, though I heard he did remarry some years later.

We're all individuals with our own personal lives and trials, our own strengths and weaknesses, it's just that, least where I live, we don't know each other as well as we could if we were to be a community—and we used to be in the early years. It's a sad reality that the bigger we get, the less likely we are to work together and stay together, and thus families we admired from across the aisle or across the neighborhood can just fall apart.

Say what you will about how the church was led in its early days, that tight-knit community was the strongest in church history and probably ever will be in this lifetime. Families lived and died for their newfound beliefs through thick and thin, even at the cusp of destruction. They were strong and brave and extremely patient despite their numbers, and we don't appreciate them as much as we should despite our church lessons and talks about them.
 
Is there a south park episode of Tom Cruise and Joseph Smith dishing it out WWE style? I think that would be pretty funny.
 
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FYI I forgot to say, but Joseph Smith actually did ordain a Black priest in his day.
So Brigham Young was clearly going against Smith's will on that.

Mormons have two priesthoods, the names of which and possibly the concept come straight from the Old Testament. So does a ton of their stuff, actually. Baptism by proxy (for the dead) was something many Apostolic Christians did, "magic underwear"/temple garments are a thing from the Old Testament, muh stone in a hat (Urum and Thummim) comes from the Old Testament, and so on. Anyways, they have the Aaronic Priesthood for boys and the Mechizedek Priesthood for men.

In general, everyone's a priest. Priest is handed out like candy. It doesn't mean anything. The altar boy is a priest. What I reckon other churches would call a presbyter or a deacon is a priest.

"The" priest, the actual local poobah preacher, is a Bishop. But he doesn't really preach. They do their liturgy, sacraments, and so on, and then members from the congregation give short sermons. The closest equivalent in the mainstream Christian religion is how a lot of Anabaptist sects operate, where it is essentially an egalitarian meeting where people sit around and talk. Imagine something halfway between that and a boring Protestant church.

The Mormons separate religious activity and religious spaces into meetinghouses and temples.

Meetinghouses are like what the rest of you would call CHURCH. The sacrament meeting is the church service, the Sunday service. The very utilitarian, uninspiring name tells you what it's all about. It's a chore to do because they were told to do it.

The great woo of the religion takes place in the temple, which you might think of as being the CATHEDRAL, but unlike Catholicism/Orthodoxy it isn't merely a larger church. See, in ancient Jew days THE Temple, the ONLY Temple, was where they did their high rituals and sacrifices. And they weren't allowed to rebuild it until Jesus, the Messiah, comes back.

Well, Jesus did come back - to Antebellum New York, to Joseph Smith - and so now we get to have temples again, and God isn't too autistic to insist on a single temple, so we can have multiple if it so suits us. And this temple is off-limits to bad members and heathens, because NO NORMIES ALLOWED REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

The Temple is where all the sexy interesting stuff in the religion happens (much of it is derived from Masonic rituals, the Smiths were into Freemasonry), and I only got to go once (hated it) and didn't see the cool shit.

Mormon church discipline has stages to it, too. You have to get a temple recommend, and (naturally) their main concern seems to be that you tithe (got to rake in those fat profits for the prophets), but also other important things like if you booze and touch your wee wee. You go talk to the Bishop about this, but it's not a confessional like Catholicism. They don't do that. It's an honor system, may God have mercy on your soul if you claim you're a good boy when you're actually a bad boy. If you don't have a temple recommend then basically your second class shit, but you can still do the sacrament meetings. If you're really bad then, like other denominations, you could be disfellowshipped, excommunicated, etc. This is the sort of thing where you'd have to be actively pissing people off, if you just stop going then they'll keep you on their books forever, they don't give a fuck and aren't paying attention.


Baptism for the dead/by proxy is meant to be a service for those who never got the chance to repent/accept Jesus in their lifetime. It comes out of a real theological problem Apostolic Christians had, but it's kind of been cheapened by them just doing it for everyone. It's the same as any other baptism, but you're volunteering to be dunked in someone else's name. I've never gotten why people bitch about it so much. The soul still has to accept it on their end. If your weird Mormon cousin gets dunked in your Baptist granny's name, and you know she would have hated it, then just imagine it like she's geting spam mail in Purgatory and it gets thrown on the pile.

Temple garments are meant to be a symbol of/reminder of your faith. More convenient than wearing a turban or kippah, but kind of student in that unlike a turban or kippah it's underneath your clothes and therefore does absolutely nothing to signal that you are a Mormon...

You are expected to stockpile emergency supplies. God likes people who help themselves and this mostly comes from the pioneer experience. The Church runs nonprofit farms and stores (Home Storage Centers) where everyone, even heathens, can buy supplies at cost. I got a six month supply of food, for just $2.50 a day (as in, $2.50 per a day's worth of calories) that way. Rice, beans, potatoes, etc. sealed in cans that last for 30 years unopened. They also sell things like water filters.

There's a sort of element of ancestor worship, not literal but in the sense of veneration of family and bloodline. Family basically exists at the heart of the religion, is the central focus of everything, even their view of the nature of the universe. The Mormons have the finest geneaological records in the non-Oriental world, maybe the world in general. They're EXPECTED to do family geneaology as part of the religion and get free church memberships to Ancestry.com.

I can speak more of the afterlife and cosmology at another time (it's the part of the religion I like, or at least used to), but it is segmented (like Greek mythology was) into Heaven, Super-Heaven, and Ultra Deluxe Heaven (Telestial, Terrestrial and Celestial Kingdoms). They also have a good and a bad Purgatory (Spirit Paradise/Spirit Prison) and a permanent Hell (Outer Darkness). The purgatory stage is until Jesus comes back at Apocalypse. People that get into the Celestial Kingdom, married in the temple, do become gods of their own realm (this doctrine is called exaltation). God and his wife went through this process in his own life (this is the King Follet Discourse). Mormonism is actually incredibly vague on this, but my understanding is that there's cycles of creation where the point of it all is that, just like how in our earthly world childhood is a training stage for adults and adulthood is a period of reproduction to make more children, men bear this earthly, sinful life so they can develop the virtue for godhood to repeat the process. Creation branches endlessly like a tree.

God does have a wife, Heavenly Mother. She was a bigger deal in the 1800s, was kind of being built up like Mormonism's answer to the Virgin Mary as a goddess figure, but then they normified the religion (made it gay) and deprioritized her. Souls breed to make more souls, our spirits are children of Heavenly Father and Mother's spirits.

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, so it's the natives and not the Blacks, but my point still stands. Correct me if I'm wrong, but I was told that the Book of Mormon said that the natives were made brown, because they were evil and then a 20th century church leader said that they actually weren't evil. That's the part that bothers me. My main issue is the words of a human (a 'prophet' as you say) going against the words of your god and everybody valuing what the man said over what the god allegedly said.
The mark if you will was to distinguish the Lamanites from Nephites. Not because they were evil per say, but because they literally were the same people otherwise, coming from the same family. It stopped a lot of friendly fire incidents.

As for the second half of your question, ill say this. Prophets are not perfect. At the same time their words hold a lot of weight. Rightfully so. Sometimes they screw up. That goes back as far as Moses. It is the duty of prophets to keep revealating and fixing any errors of their predecessors.
Given your criticisms of Bringam Young (whom I don't know much beyond the fact that he has a University named after him in Utah) , it sounds like you're willing to accept that your previous church leaders, being men and not gods, can make mistakes. That's not necessarily a bad thing, but what is in place to prevent your faith's doctrine from getting washed away by modern nonsense? You said that the Church has been pretty consistent throughout nearly 200 years on gays. Well, the Catholic church has been consistent on a number of issues for a longer time and look how that turned out. For instance, from the time of the Western Roman Empire to the twentieth century, the Catholic Church said that the Jewish religious establishment was complicit in the crucifixion of Jesus. Now they say that they weren't involved and that only Judas and the Romans are to blame.

This is a bit of a tangent, but what does the LDS say on this matter?
I answered it a bit above, but to add on, the Prophet is not a monolith. He has the Quorom of the 12 and the First Presidency which are directly below him. He is still the prophet yes, and he can command the Church, but at the same time his decisions do not happen in a vacuum.
What does LDS fill in about death and the afterlife? What gaps has Christianity left?
The entire structure of the second coming. What happens to us after all is said and done.
I don't wish to interrogate you about what you claim to have seen. I wasn't there. However, I would like to ask you why what you experienced affirms LDS specifically and not Christianity.
You would have had to have been there. But needless to say I had prayed, and it was answered that day undeniably. It is something I cannot deny. Also I liked your questions.
 
@WelperHelper99

Assuming you're aware of this,

How do you feel about the direction of the Church in seemingly trying to be more Protestant-like (allowing crosses, not wanting to be called Mormons, downplaying doctrinal differences)...

The ongoing financial scandals of the Church...

And the status of funding?

That last one may be news to you and I don't know much about it, but something I've come across is that many disgruntled Mormons say that the Church centralized all funding in the 70s (?) and basically started dumping the money into investments and vanity project temples, choking resources off to the actual congregations.

They also brought in advertising men to help with how they ran the Church.

Unlike with the mainstream denominations, I think that you cannot have a meaningful Mormonism without the Church, because the concept of there being a single unified Church is so integral to the faith that the legitimacy of it falls apart. Which means that a "Mormon Reformation," a Mormon Protestantism, would be unacceptable, the reform has to come from within. (This is also another thing I've changed in feelings about, when I was younger I, like many converts, liked the idea of there being a One True Church. Nowadays I'm openly hostile to it. Unlike with Catholicism, though, Mormons have been victims in this world, not victimizers, so I don't have a grudge against them. I think that's also one reason I care so much. I see people having a casual bigotry towards them - will speak about them in public in ways they'd never dare dream to speak about other religions - and it's gross when they're the only people to have had an actual extermination order issued against them in this country.)
 
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