ForeverKailyn / SincerelyKailyn / kmwbeauty / Kailyn Marie Hughes/Wilcher - Hey Guyths!

[Axiom]

The bottle most likely contains milk, not formula. Now, at two and a half, Gracie should not still be drinking from a bottle. She should be learning to handle a spillproof sippy cup and spoons on her own to develop her motor skills. Some people let their kids have a bottle or a pacifier (or both) wayyy longer than they should, though, because it's easier than having to soothe the child by, I dunno, attending to its emotional needs.

Usually, said children grow up with some fucking jacked up teeth.

This is most likely what happened to Kailyn. And it's probably going to happen to Gracie too. Only I don't think Kailyn will be socially conscious (or have enough money) to worry about orthodontia for Gracie, so unless Mama Wilcher sees to it, that poor child is going to have fucked up teeth for good.

 

[buffaloWildWings]

Kailyn wishes us all a great day and does a phenomenal, if unintentional, job at cosplaying the witch in the gingerbread house.

You mean the witch who ate the gingerbread house?

 

[Petronella]

I wonder if they make Gracie drink out of a bottle because they can just throw out the bottle liner and not have to wash anything. It would fit in with the whole paper plates and red Solo cup thing.

 

[TL 611]

Did we ever hear what this was? I'm surprised to see Gracie with other children. She's not even the ugliest, most ogreish kid there!
Srsly whats wrong with the balding ginger gimp in front of Gracie lmao

 

[Rabbit Bones]

She posted a photo of her and Gracie in a pumpkin patch (with a text bar over Gracies face) so I'm assuming it was some kind of Halloween event. No pictures of Gracie in a costume or going trick or treating or anything, but there were plenty of Snaps of Kai in what I hope is gothy-witch makeup, and not something she's wearing seriously.

 

[Purpleshells]

So I had only seen Gracie in photos before yesterday because I didn't have Kailyn on Snapchat but holy shit. She really can't talk, she just makes sounds like Tarzan. I don't mean to be hard on her, she's only little. But at 2 and a half, she should be able to at least say some phrases.

 

[meatslab]

The bottle most likely contains milk, not formula. Now, at two and a half, Gracie should not still be drinking from a bottle. She should be learning to handle a spillproof sippy cup and spoons on her own to develop her motor skills. Some people let their kids have a bottle or a pacifier (or both) wayyy longer than they should, though, because it's easier than having to soothe the child by, I dunno, attending to its emotional needs.

Usually, said children grow up with some fucking jacked up teeth.

This is most likely what happened to Kailyn. And it's probably going to happen to Gracie too. Only I don't think Kailyn will be socially conscious (or have enough money) to worry about orthodontia for Gracie, so unless Mama Wilcher sees to it, that poor child is going to have fucked up teeth for good.

There's plenty of kids that stay on the bottle until late and turn out fine. Apparently I was on the bottle until I was 2 because I was picky and my teeth are straight. However, the difference here was that my mom was always checking in with our doctor to make sure everything was okay. But this is probably not one of those situations and just more neglectful parenting as usual.

 

[Rabbit Bones]

Happy 500th Page ya'll! Let's celebrate with a drink!

 

[Sailor_Jupiter]

So I had only seen Gracie in photos before yesterday because I didn't have Kailyn on Snapchat but holy shit. She really can't talk, she just makes sounds like Tarzan. I don't mean to be hard on her, she's only little. But at 2 and a half, she should be able to at least say some phrases.

She is raising a chimpanzee as part of the Forbidden Experiment .

 

[sparklemilhouse]

God those white shoes. Most babies would have outgrown those by now! MW bought them for her when they went to the far away mall this spring.

 

[For The Internet]

Those coffee-flavoured syrup drinks look like they're really expensive in addition to being disgusting. Kailyn has said she usually has at least 6 stored up in her fridge. Can you buy a box/case of those things, or would she have to pay full price for each individual bottle? In Australia a drink like that would probably be around $3 per bottle.

 

[sparklemilhouse]

Those coffee-flavoured syrup drinks look like they're really expensive in addition to being disgusting. Kailyn has said she usually has at least 6 stored up in her fridge. Can you buy a box/case of those things, or would she have to pay full price for each individual bottle? In Australia a drink like that would probably be around $3 per bottle.

About the same here for the larger bottle. You can buy four packs at the grocery stores here and they're around six, seven dollars here. It's pricey if you spend your on makeup and washi tape.

 

[Cunty Boo Boo]

I'm pretty sure Sam's Club sells them in bulk of like 16 or something (don't quote me on the actual number, but you can get big packages of them).

Which isn't really any better, because those things are terrible for you.

 

[Polexia Aphrodisia]

I'm pretty sure Sam's Club sells them in bulk of like 16 or something (don't quote me on the actual number, but you can get big packages of them).

At Target they come in a 4 pack and average out at $1.37 per bottle.
At Costco they come in a 12 pack and average out at $1.22 per bottle.
Sold individually, depending on where you get them, they can be around $3.
MW seems like she could be a Costco ho - bulk shit for discount prices. But they also go to Target for those pallids. Either way, Kai could probably save money by just buying proper coffee and loading it up herself with cream and sugar.

 

[littlebiscuits]

ooh, the mushmouth is strong with her in this one. She only got 2/ 16 names right. yikes.

edit: all of these shades are named after tribes or places in Africa. It's basically the ulimate black girl magic palette....and she wonders why she didn't find more videos of people with "pale skin" reviewing this palette.

 

[Owlflaps]

ooh, the mushmouth is strong with her in this one. She only got 2/ 16 names right. yikes.

edit: all of these shades are named after tribes or places in Africa. It's basically the ulimate black girl magic palette....and she wonders why she didn't find more videos of people with "pale skin" reviewing this palette.

Yikes. Having Kai pronounce names outside of her comfortable bubble of white trash Bowie is cringey. She is basic bitching up that palette. The bright, vibrant colors don't translate well on her skin, but that's either because of lackluster color theory/FAS. Professional makeup artist or rabid enthusiasts with the same skin tone would know how to work it into their makeup routine. A cursory search on YouTube for this palette yields many a white girl reviewing the same thing. However, their videos are a million times more informative. What does Kai do? Kai just giggles vacantly, calls the shades "priddy" and mashes it on her skin the same manner an enthusiastic baby would eat cake.

Even with makeup that has a wealth of bright, interesting colors, Kai does the same ol' medium shade on the lid, dark transition color on the crease, pop of highlighter on the inner corner, rinse and repeat. Her makeup is going to be the same thing until she dies.

Tl;dr Kai sucks with makeup and no one wants to have sex with her

the makeup palette she owns is cute tho

 

[crazybengali96]

ooh, the mushmouth is strong with her in this one. She only got 2/ 16 names right. yikes.

edit: all of these shades are named after tribes or places in Africa. It's basically the ulimate black girl magic palette....and she wonders why she didn't find more videos of people with "pale skin" reviewing this palette.

The biggest question: does Kai even know Africa exists?

 

[FlowerOfZenobia]

The biggest question: does Kai even know Africa exists?

I think the more accurate question is does she know what Africa is?

 

[Barbarella]

Africa is where zebras and elephants live, silly.

Does she know it's a continent rather than a country? I'd bet a million pallids she doesn't, and a million more if she could name one single country there. And I'd double it if she could prounounce it.

I'd be swimming in pallids.

 

[FlowerOfZenobia]

I doubt she realizes it's a continent. Even average joes confuse it for a country a lot, so the likelihood of Kai knowing the difference is practically nonexistent.