Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Anasûrimbor Kellhus]

he'd have stopped messing with the balldo. But that doesn't mean that "the farms caused this"

yeah its as silly as blaming metokur for the montagraph suit. Jimmy boy just wanted to laugh at the schizo he didn't tell you to repeatedly call him a pedophile

Its a small town kind of place. If you are an attorney driving a brand new mustang with "LAWPOPE" license plates, you are asking for all kinds of attention. If you don't get along with the local legal community and one of the three local judges, its going to be even worse.

 

[MirnaMinkoff]

reposting the leaked dms from yesterdays sperg out from nicky
thx to @IcyHotSonichu

Interesting he mentions his dad was there driving the kids around. I’m assuming he’s talking about his dad being there since the arrest. Dad flew in to help with damage control, grandkids and clean up.

All the constant, endless talk about his kids and their special schedules makes me think at some point Nick and his parents agreed “child raising” would be Nick and Kayla’s full time job. After Nick’s failed law career, but before the YT success, I can see his parents going along with “parenting is the #1 job” and Nick having to prove how taxing and hard it was to keep up with the super special schedules for each child. Got them to ensure plenty of money flowed to keep the family comfortable, just look how devoted Nick and Kayla are to their kids. Homeschooling, capsules, teaching, extra-curricular activities, church!

Obviously Nick’s party line to everyone is the Scandinavian prudes and a local enemy are out to get him. It’s a set-up! Revenge! A vendetta! His dad must be crushed, hes old, he’s not blind and retarded. Nick is promising to clean up his act to dad. No idea how he’s explaining April. I’m going to bet she’s still living in the house with Nick. Im going to bet Nick is crying bad marriage, depression and burn out to his dad - booze, sex and cocaine aren’t the problem, just how he was trying to cope. He doesn’t have a drug problem, he has a time problem! A stress problem. A 100 mile commuting kid problem!

 

[MadStan]

A junkie believe this kids were well fed and looked after and is shocked, appalled and in disbelief that anyone thought otherwise. Wow, this comes to Jack's complete lack of surprise.

Go ahead Nick, take on the Judge and Jury and tell them all about it nigga.

 

[Two by Four]

Great point. That's a tacit admission that the alcohol WAS a problem. If it wasn't an issue, then why would he need to clear out all the liquor from their house? He's trying to have his coke and snort it too with this one.

Also if he has trashed all the booze (I'm assuming after butt-chugging as much as he could after getting out of jail), I doubt he'll be online much longer before the withdrawal death-spiral begins. Let's hope the DTs don't prematurely end our harvest.

edit: grammar

 

[Evilronald]

Can you guys stop Kvetching on how much Nicks kids should have been able to take care of themselves while their parents were zombifying themselves with swinging, drama, alcohol and drugs?

It doesn't fucking matter wheter or not you think the kids should've been able to take care of themselves or not, legally it was the responsibility of their parents to take care of it. This weird "mhmmm the kids should've been able to take care of themselves because I did it when I was 10" is some weird irrelevant bitching.

Considering the degeneracy those kids were exposed to I have no expectations on what they should or shouldn't have been capable of. I don't imagine its easy keeping things together when you're living with drugged up swingers in your home for 6 months.

It’s important to remember that most rich people are fucking retarded when it comes to normal people stuff. There were victims of Bernie Madoff who had horrible shit happen to them because they were used to being rich and having their life’s activities taken care of.

The real question I’d like answered that wasn’t indicated on the police report was whether there was actually food in the house. Nick could actually pretty easily clear this up himself by showing some receipts or credit card statements where he or his wife are regularly buying food for their children. I doubt he will though because it does seem like he was sporadic in his purchases of food. He obviously had to be going out to get his alcohol, so one would think he might get food then?

 

[Midnight Energy Drink]

this makes me feel bad for nick
whoever he's talking to is a shithead, leaking private conversations like that is scummy as fuck

DearJohn.mp4

 

[BlastMonk]

Wow the body cam footage leaked

 

[Sweet Baby Kayla]

Can you guys stop Kvetching on how much Nicks kids should have been able to take care of themselves while their parents were zombifying themselves with swinging, drama, alcohol and drugs?

It doesn't fucking matter wheter or not you think the kids should've been able to take care of themselves or not, legally it was the responsibility of their parents to take care of it. This weird "mhmmm the kids should've been able to take care of themselves because I did it when I was 10" is some weird irrelevant bitching.

Considering the degeneracy those kids were exposed to I have no expectations on what they should or shouldn't have been capable of. I don't imagine its easy keeping things together when you're living with drugged up swingers in your home for 6 months.

They were likely afraid to even come out of their rooms too much, because they didn’t want to see their parents and Uncle Aaron and Aunt April cracked out, naked, and groping each other. Maybe they got screamed at for being out of their rooms. (We heard Nick screaming at one kid on stream.) There was no food, other than junk, so they couldn’t cook for themselves, even if they knew how. Doing laundry meant chancing an encounter with a drugged adult.

 

[Daddy's Angry Juice]

Just listened to the Nobody Like Onions Stream, and holy shit, is every episode like this?
It's like living next to an abusive gay couple.
It's just some fat asshole yelling at his co-host for 4 hours, who the fuck the audience for this?

 

[Friekorps2656]

So is the April Imahoe still staying there after her release?

 

[Anasûrimbor Kellhus]

Like Nick said, Protestants are broken backwards people. He really should have jumped ship to the Catholic or Orthodox church where they have a much more chilled out laissez-faire attitude about what you do in your day to day personal life (or so I've heard).

uhhh no, especially if you go to a very tight knit parish you will the same intervention if you start showing up with track marks and tweaking. If he wants chilled out he can go to some hippy dippy unitarian church

 

[Xander from the Future]

So is the April Imahoe still staying there after her release?

I mean where else would she stay? Especially in a divorce with a cuck that absolutely hates her and has gone scorched earth.

 

[AnOminous]

And as an aside, speaking as one of those of the Beauty Parlour blow-ins, the whole ‘my sweetie pie’, way he talks about Kayla, as if she has no agency in this whole thing, is patronising at best, and downright creepy at worst.

Imagine being involved in the Rekieta drama and somehow being more pathetic of a cuck than Nick himself.

 

[polar bear]

Maybe they got screamed at for being out of their rooms. (We heard Nick screaming at one kid on stream.) There was no food, other than junk, so they couldn’t cook for themselves, even if they knew how. Doing laundry meant chancing an encounter with a drugged adult.

This is very fucking dark. Maybe they tried to cook for themselves but got screamed at not being perfect at this too.
Remember Rekieta ranting about some fucking butter dish his kids left dirty?
Maybe that was the reality, that they couldn't even try to feed themselves without getting shouted at.
It's fucking dark, imagine being a kid and feeling not welcome at home.

 

[Fapcop]

I gotta say, that personally I’m still willing to keep an open mind and give Nick a chance.

And superchats!

Obviously that’s not the case if he’s going to sit like a coward and hide. I need to see my guy Nick go on stream, sipping from a twirling whisky glass and give HIS truth.

So Nick, get on it! Go on stream, own the haters and tell us how it’s all really bullshit!

 

[Xander from the Future]

Imagine being involved in the Rekieta drama and somehow being more pathetic of a cuck than Nick himself.

And imagine that cuck also deciding to bring his kids back to a house that had fucking crack (according to his imagination)

 

[Fapcop]

This is very fucking dark. Maybe they tried to cook for themselves but got screamed at not being perfect at this too.
Remember Rekieta ranting about some fucking butter dish his kids left dirty?
Maybe that was the reality, that they couldn't even try to feed themselves without getting shouted at.
It's fucking dark, imagine being a kid and feeling not welcome at home.

A home that your dad dragged a new mom to. That’s the fucking creepiest part.

Imagine being a kid, watching your mom waste away… And dad moves in a new, younger woman of the house.

 

[Xander from the Future]

I gotta say, that personally I’m still willing to keep an open mind and give Nick a chance.

And superchats!

Obviously that’s not the case if he’s going to sit like a coward and hide. I need to see my guy Nick go on stream, sipping from a twirling whisky glass and give HIS truth.

So Nick, get on it! Go on stream, own the haters and tell us how it’s all really bullshit!

"I'M TWEAKING, I'M FADED, I'M REKIETA CRACK LAW. I AM THE LAW, STUPID BITCH. "

 

[Balldo's Gate]

Mindset specified that the DMs were being sent to a group of 20+ people. I don't think there's a really any expectation of privacy in those circumstances.

So is the April Imahoe still staying there after her release?

We don't know. From what I understand from the documents out there, Rekieta claimed April was just visiting. Kayla claimed April was the live-in nanny. There was an unverified rumor that she was living in Iowa a 3-4 hour drive away but as far as I know that was a random YouTube live chat that posted an address with no further information at all as to how they know or anything. My personal guess is that is she is somewhere near Spicer still.

 

[Xander from the Future]

This is very fucking dark. Maybe they tried to cook for themselves but got screamed at not being perfect at this too.
Remember Rekieta ranting about some fucking butter dish his kids left dirty?
Maybe that was the reality, that they couldn't even try to feed themselves without getting shouted at.
It's fucking dark, imagine being a kid and feeling not welcome at home.

Man. Man that's honestly just depressing to think about.
Imagine you have a family and you treat them like "the problem" rather than something that makes your life worth living. What a bastard.