Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[polar bear]

It's just a matter of whether reality sets in before he completely fucks his life beyond repair

Yeah I would still argue with that. External factors can break you, but you can you always fight back to preserve your ego - and that's what i think is his worst mistake. He's gotta allow himself to break down, not fight it, not fool it, not deny it - just get on the fucking floor and cry like a bitch and hate himself for what he's done to his family.
Otherwise, no matter what punishment, what reality strikes him - he can continue to argue and deny. He's gotta be willing to destroy himself, his fucking ego. And that's a hard task, especially since all his life he was the "winner" - rich, privileged, lucky.
It is possible for him to find the strength to destroy what he is now - but it's hard, and then the question is how is he gonna to build back better - is he gonna allow anyone to tell him how to live? So far he did not seem very open to that. There is a lot of work and a lot that can go wrong during the 'healing' process - which he has not even welcomed to begin yet.

 

[Maeis]

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https://chng.it/7jRMhRbdpr

It was hard not recording a Stellar Blade style video message about Balldos but I held back.

 

[dustnight]

Nate just went live.

Brace yourselves Goodlawgic might be joining in soon.

 

[Chirping Smoke Detector]

I think Kurt breaking down the other day really made him realize how bad it all is and that he wants nothing to do with him anymore.

I doubt it. I think Kurt sees where the tide is going and doesn't to drown. He's so desperate for friends if Nick somehow got out of this Kurt would lawyer himself into knots to be "friends" with him again. I use quotations because it's obvious Nick sees Kurt as nothing more than autistic punching bag.

prosecuter: Now, Mr Rekieta, who is this mr. Jim Metokur, and why are you blaming for all of this "mess"??

Hopefully they could get Jim to come to court in his Nintendo Labo suit finally.

I'm on the phone with a very nice lady from the MN AG office who's trying to help me figure out all this body cam sillyness! I'm recording it so if anything interesting happens I'll update. She just came back after having me on hold for about 10 minutes telling me she's still working on finding more info and making phone calls. Surprisingly she had never heard of ol Balldo until now. "I've called 17 numbers and no one is answering today."

It's a damn gubmint conspiracy!

 

[Free Dick Pills]

What do you guys think the Police Activity YouTube video will be titled once the bodycam footage gets public

Judge Jenny DESTROYS local lawyer with FACTS and PROBABLE CAUSE! (woah buddy!)

(Thumbnail has a useless fucking red arrow pointing somewhere randomly)

 

[HodgePodgeRogerDodger]

I saw the speculation about Balldo's empty shell casings somewhere. I didn't even think about this.

This is going to sound horrific and unreal, and I kind of doubt it's the case. However, I saw signs of Balldo's narcotics abuse all the way back in 2023 and convinced myself it wasn't the boundary he will breach. He was probably just stressed and tired, which does make a person kind of act like they're tripping.

Gunpowder contains nitroglycerin, this can be mixed with cocaine/amphetamines, then snorted. Yeah, I'm not kidding. And yes, all three can be mixed together and then combined with booze, like any drug.

The nitroglycerin causes vasorelaxation, which relaxes/widens blood vessels, it's commonly used to treat abdominal pain. This lethal combination probably allows for a far more intense trip.

Balldo had a scale that he could use to sort out the ratios of this totally batshit mixture.
Guess what the colour of this mixture is? Brown.
Guess what they found at Balldo's residence? Some kind of brown solid, rock/salt like I assume.

No, don't do it. People die from this.
I'm not saying Balldo was getting high on gunpowder mixed with cocaine and ketamine, but the chances aren't zero.

Truly dark stuff.

There’s a much, much simpler solution than brown-brown or shooting his ceiling cats. Nick just killed his pets and dumped them in the lake behind his house. Nick had dogs and cats. Imagine he’s trying to get a nice line of coke measured out and those damn kids won’t let the dog out or the cat keeps eating through its food and shitting on the floor after the litter box gets full of shit and he steps on it?

Nick has the capacity for animal abuse even before he became a coke fiend. The raccoon murder clip was a month ago with EVS. I think it’s not just within the realm of possibility, but in reality very likely. Nick is a twiggy control freak who is paranoid. I could see him taking pleasure in killing an animal.

Nick is basically a grab bag of lolcow traits. This might turn into a straight horror show.

 

[Procrastinhater]

Just want to casually bring attention back to this because I'm still speechless, lol. The nanny started going on the web to try to make sense of whatever fucked up dynamic the Rekietas had during her tenure there; she was THAT horrified. Based on these posts, she seemed to believe Nick was a narcissistic control freak who brought April in basically to torment Kayla, and this was happening even when Aaron was there (ultimate cuck behavior). Who knows what kind of shit she observed to reach such accurate conclusions, but pleaaaase Lord continue providing for us and have any one of those desperate grifters pay her 5k to go on a podcast or something. PLEASE!

Ok thats fucked up.
I don't think its any coincidence their ex nanny suddenly got interested in "narcissistic abuse" and "triangulation" and shit like that after she left that fucking house.
Makes me think whatever she saw going on seriously disturbed her for it to have such and impact she's trying to learn more about it, especially "recovering from narcissistic abuse."
And she was just the nanny

Really makes you wonder what was going in in that fucked up demoniac lair.
What did those kids see?

The nanny got to leave, it wasn't her family, and its still obviously traumatized her.

Nick Rekieta is a fucking monster.
I honestly believe we haven't even seen how much yet.

 

[Party Hat Wurmple]

No, don't do it. People die from this.
I'm not saying Balldo was getting high on gunpowder mixed with cocaine and ketamine, but the chances aren't zero.

Truly dark stuff.

I take back everything I said.

If this is what they were doing, there's no recovery from this for any of them.

This isn't ordinary druggie shit. This is ADVANCED druggie shit.

 

[Justtocheck]

Nick Rekieta is a fucking monster.
I honestly believe we haven't even seen how much yet.

My head canon is that he mixed cocaine and gunpowder while wearing an American flag Speedo, and then after the bump he banged April while she was in the K-hole, but he was too high to care/notice.

 

[6MillionCoofs]

But now that more details about the child neglect have come out I don't see them going that easy on him anymore.

In fairness, it’s still obviously clear all that happened because he was under the influence.

 

[Butt_Pouncer]

Ok thats fucked up.
I don't think its any coincidence their ex nanny suddenly got interested in "narcissistic abuse" and "triangulation" and shit like that after she left that fucking house.
Makes me think whatever she saw going on seriously disturbed her for it to have such and impact she's trying to learn more about it, especially "recovering from narcissistic abuse."
And she was just the nanny

Really makes you wonder what was going in in that fucked up demoniac lair.
What did those kids see?

The nanny got to leave, it wasn't her family, and its still obviously traumatized her.

Nick Rekieta is a fucking monster.
I honestly believe we haven't even seen how much yet.

Is it far fetched to consider that Balldo invited her into the Polycule?
This also corroborates with what that fag Aaron said, Nick: "Aaron, Go fix our wife NOW!!!"
Cue Balldos autistic self hitting

 

[AncientPhosphur]

Really makes you wonder what was going in in that fucked up demoniac lair.
What did those kids see?

The nanny got to leave, it wasn't her family, and its still obviously traumatized her.

Probably Nick gaslighting her into thinking everything is fine and he’s not an alcoholic with drink in hand. Shit like that would be traumatic. A once wholesome Christian man’s imagine slowly consumed by his demons while denying it and throwing a fit if you point out he’s changed, just look at the leaked DMs.

Also 100% chance he made a pass at her and that was the final straw

 

[Daddy's Angry Juice]

Heres some more CGoody faggotry, this retard is the perfect janny for Cokieta.

I can't really blame the guy, most of these minor E-celeb jannies have to obsessively defend their E-daddies because its the only power/friends they have. 9/10 these kinds of people tend to be insufferable faggots IRL so nobody else wants to deal with them.

 

[PunkinMan]

The bodycam boner I have is going crazy stop fucking edging me on the arrest footage

 

[Drive-By Comment]

It’s all relative man. There are junkies out there who has never stolen from relatives or friends, no matter what else they did to feed their habit.

It is such a grey line who is junkie and who is not. I have this one old friend who has recreationally used every shit under the sun. And still does. I don't think he has ever become actual addict to any substance.

His home is bit of mess. But there are no kids and he has never been under influence at his work. Would never loan 600 dollars to a junkie, did to him and got it back just as agreed.

I guess junkie should be considered a medical term. This person harms their own and other people's lives with substance abuse.

 

[del_toid]

Stumbled onto this on twitter. Really cracked me up thinking of Kayla doing rails and gripping the lord's microphone.

Her perspective : I've never been this filled with his light, I love Christ so much, I need a bump also.
Congregation perspective : Who let this alcoholic drug addict sing? She has kids?? She looks like a skinwalker powered by a car battery.

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It's fascinating that coke heads / alcoholics think they seem normal and no one can tell.

What is this from? I must have missed this

 

[Chazzed Up]

In fairness, it’s still obviously clear all that happened because he was under the influence.

He was under the influence because he doesn't care about his kids so the point is moot.

 

[Blackstar]

 

[The Wokest]

The bodycam boner I have is going crazy stop fucking edging me on the arrest footage

you know it's going to take like 12 to 15 days right?

 

[Sweet Baby Kayla]

I doubt it. I think Kurt sees where the tide is going and doesn't to drown. He's so desperate for friends if Nick somehow got out of this Kurt would lawyer himself into knots to be "friends" with him again. I use quotations because it's obvious Nick sees Kurt as nothing more than autistic punching bag.

Hopefully they could get Jim to come to court in his Nintendo Labo suit finally.

It's a damn gubmint conspiracy!

Correct on Kurt. He’s on Nate’s stream right now, singing, laughing, and having a grand time, while reading about how his crackhead friend horribly mistreated his five children. The weepy loser from 24 hours ago has been replaced the fake-happy loser who is desperate to get added to the new DM lawtube group.