BreadTube - The Unofficial ContraPoints Dickriders Club and the culture / drama surrounding the community.

[Alfred Delapore]

The pooner detectives on /lgbt had a serious debate on whether or not this chubby little fella is a pooner. The majority think he probably is not.

https://boards.4chan.org/lgbt/thread/35953840

 

[Irene and 22 others]

This guy reminds me so much of Kyle Kallgren, but lower IQ.

He gives me Elliot Rodger vibes. They both have that self-important way of talking where they're trying to sound aloof. Also, much like Elliot this doofus spends a lot of time moaning about other people not understanding just how amazing he is and whining about all of the things he'll never get but feels that he so rightly deserves. As much as he might try, he can't quite figure out why no one else is getting high off of his farts along with him. It's like he's standing there trying to figure out why he flipped the tortoise on its back and isn't helping it, even though the answer will always elude him.

 

[Raisincrest]

IPozzed saying that Wendigoon can't use a wendigo as his mascot because his grandfather isn't from the right Native American tribe is the same thing as saying that Spielberg shouldn't have worked on Indiana Jones: Raiders of the Lost Ark because he isn't from the Tribe of Levi.

"Spielberg isn't a Levite, it's insensitive to use the Ark of the Covenant in his film!"

The absolute brain rot.

 

[Brown Gollum]

im new to circulating this whole breadtube community thing but holy fuck why is this IPOS guy has easily said some of the most insane shit i have ever heard from a leftist?, saying the most fringe out-of-the-spectrum viewpoints as much as possible for half an hour

is this guy an extreme outlier or is this par for the course in these circles?

Just check r/YoutubeDrama and see for yourself.

 

[Astro Loafo]

Well, you're either baiting, or you're legitimately that retarded, in which case, I'd recommend you don't breed, but I get the feeling you have that covered already.

Cool ad hominem. You're so wise.

 

[Smithfield Ham]

I still feel weird that theres alot of discord servers that utilize pronouns in their server roles upon entry

like bruh, pronouns isnt a big deal

but it also enables alot of ppl where you didnt see their pronouns and just make a light joke like "Michelle is a bloke roleplaying as a girl"
and BAM, you get banned for being transphobic and Michael ranting about how you destroy their self image
even though you never checked their profile.


TL;DR Pronouns in discord just enables more faggotry

Pronouns are for when you're not there.

 

[Cane Skretteburg]

wendigoon talks like he has the reading comprehension of a fourth grader and his videos are made for people who are similarly retarded. not sure if its the hick accent, the slow speech, or the fact that he's just literally stupid, but it makes sense he'd immediately apologize over minor rando drama.

Lol what a gay opinion.

 

[Gulo Gulo]

I know he's trying to be nice, but don't fucking apologies to these faggots. They are not good faith in the slightest and would rather watch you get killed by trannies.

"He is not the sort of person who has an inner sense of confidence in his ability to solve his own problems and satisfy his own needs. The leftist is antagonistic to the concept of competition because, deep inside, he feels like a loser."

Ted K.

 

[Disastrously Dumb]

I just realized something...
His criticism of Internet Historian being alt-Right is because Internet Historian joked he is born on April 20th.

"Obviously he was referencing to Hitler's birthday" - Zane


I mean... Who the fuck remembers Hitler's Birthday? isnt 4/20 a WEED Joke?
I mean for people so Anti-Hitler they seem to memorize everything about Hitler and Nazis.

like whenever people say they're born on 4/20 I usually immediately assume "Ah a weed joke. Nice"

 

[Gulo Gulo]

I just realized something...
His criticism of Internet Historian being alt-Right is because Internet Historian joked he is born on April 20th.

"Obviously he was referencing to Hitler's birthday" - Zane


I mean... Who the fuck remembers Hitler's Birthday? isnt 4/20 a WEED Joke?
I mean for people so Anti-Hitler they seem to memorize everything about Hitler and Nazis.

like whenever people say they're born on 4/20 I usually immediately assume "Ah a weed joke. Nice"

Zane isn't a normal human being. An average person would take information and use to to build a conclusion that makes sense.

Zane is a commie faggot, and commie faggots do the opposite, start with a conclusion and just make shit up to make their delusions seem valid.

Par for the course with these redditor losers.

 

[Brown Gollum]

Cool ad hominem. You're so wise.

Dude, go back to Reddit.

 

[Retink Retunk]

Next thing you know he'll make meat versions of Wendigoon and Muta to argue with.

Is this a reference?

 

[I'm Retarded?]

Cool ad hominem

guards, rip this man's nuts off and throw him in the Cringe Cage

 

[Smithfield Ham]

I just realized something...
His criticism of Internet Historian being alt-Right is because Internet Historian joked he is born on April 20th.

"Obviously he was referencing to Hitler's birthday" - Zane


I mean... Who the fuck remembers Hitler's Birthday? isnt 4/20 a WEED Joke?
I mean for people so Anti-Hitler they seem to memorize everything about Hitler and Nazis.

like whenever people say they're born on 4/20 I usually immediately assume "Ah a weed joke. Nice"

It shows that
1) his brain has been buck broken by politics
2) he's a total fuckin' square
3) he's dumb

 

[Gulo Gulo]

Cool ad hominem. You're so wise.

I bet you use the term 'Chud' as an unironic insult

 

[JustStopDude]

Ashville is filled with people like this Zane dude. It's moronically expensive to live there because it's the hipster mecca of the east coast. The Zane guy trying to act impoverished is like someone choosing to live in San Fransico, claiming poverty.

Ashville, NC is just a massive college town. Outside of working at the university, it's just service jobs like coffee bars, shitty college bars, etc.

You can't even do good camping, hiking, and other outdoor stuff because so many assholes have flooded the area.

It's also about as segregated as pretty much any place in the south. Like the only "minorities" you'll run into is white people majoring in African Studies.

I realize I am sperging, but as someone that lives in Appalachia, these transplants to Ashville are fucking insufferable.

 

[Disastrously Dumb]

It shows that
1) his brain has been buck broken by politics
2) he's a total fuckin' square
3) he's dumb

they also have the same speaking pattern as other commie streamers or commie content creators

"it is not my intention to offend"
"im sorry you feel that way"
like they always distance themselves from their own actions to shift blame on the people who saw their shitty takes and opinions.

Still funny how american and canadian communists would never dream of moving to a communist country.
Like Keffals moved to Ireland but for a "Proud communist" Lucas never once went "I want to move to a communist country like China, Laos, Vietnam, North Korea or Cuba"
Suprisingly Russia isnt a communist country but a Democratic country xD

 

[Brown Gollum]

they also have the same speaking pattern as other commie streamers or commie content creators

"it is not my intention to offend"
"im sorry you feel that way"
like they always distance themselves from their own actions to shift blame on the people who saw their shitty takes and opinions.

Still funny how american and canadian communists would never dream of moving to a communist country.
Like Keffals moved to Ireland but for a "Proud communist" Lucas never once went "I want to move to a communist country like China, Laos, Vietnam, North Korea or Cuba"
Suprisingly Russia isnt a communist country but a Democratic country xD

"B-but real Communism hasn't been tried yet! Baka!"

 

[Get the rope Macaulay!]

Remember how in American Psycho, Patrick Bateman would go on these long diatribes

I thought those were semi-famous reviews people made at the time about those albums and that was to show how empty he was, he was such an NPC he actually did get his opinions about the new genesis album from the faggiest critics at Rolling Stone or Pitchfork. It would be like a character quoting RLM's Prequel reviews, something everyone online would have understood as a reference a dozen years ago but might be lost on people now.

Orwell wrote about his disgust at the types of supporters socialism inevitably attracted,

I always thought of Orwell like a guy who literally believes "what if the child consented" and is too retarded to make the connection between everyone else that agrees with him being child rapists and how possibly the stated views are a smokescreen for more vile views

. I could see THHE being an allegory for enforcing a strict society norms.

howling mutant said it best when he said it was a generic "civilization vs savages" film, only this time it was the inbred rednecks, for the original Assault on Precinct 13 it was ghetto gangsters, for Zulu it was african tribes people, and then you have Night/Dawn of the dead which gave us the ultimate savage.....the zombie but before zombies became a genre into itself, people used all sorts of groups. on the wiki itself for the film it talks about being inspired by Hansel&Gretel and grimm's fairtales about the dangers of the woods.

It was also the first time that Freddy was openly acknowledged as a pedophile and not just a serial killer.

you mean in cinema, the reason they made that the arc of the film was because by that time in online discussion the "he's such a funny guy, he was clearly the victim" was as close to the normal opinion as "the white people (in starship troopers) are the bad guys!" or "grease was all a dream!" fortunately unlike Chucky, the franchise wasn't poisoned by millennials at that point so the boomers in charge made sure to mock that trope entirely.

Be careful Wendigoons "regular guy" persona is so strong you could mistake it for the real thing

thats pretty much what it is, breadtubers are so used to fake personas and tricking audiences and making things based on if it gets approval from friends that someone just putting up something because they want to is incomprehensible to them.

I'm surprised no one tried to go after him

he's niche? like we know about him here but he's like early e;r where he's not big enough for someone outside the sector or a leftist to really stumble upon him.

I realize I am sperging, but as someone that lives in Appalachia, these transplants to Ashville are fucking insufferable

people don't realize but 2020s NC Triangle is like 90s Brooklyn, or 2000s Portland. its the trendy place for white people to be. its both cheap and has an art scene so people fucking love it. There were more white people cheering on fucking soccer than any other sport last time i visited there. calling it hipster mecca is hilariously true.

Which is why my cheap ass trump obsessed relatives that retired to there will be getting a massive surprise when they wizen up. "Congrats on your son winning another poetry competition, he must be thinking up all those lines at the gym he's constantly at, maybe he'll use the prize money for his yearly june vacations or even to take a girl out on a date. plenty of dudes in their 30s with 7% bodyfat don't ask girls out on dates, he's a confirmed bachelor"

Like if you really want your kids to only learn about two genders, you can't pick a worse place to move to.

 

[Passing Through Town]

no one tell these leftists about the greatest review of Metal Gear Solid

That's not Metal Gear Solid...