Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

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The fact that Patrick is content in pissing away his life by squealing online is amausing, sure, but it's also dreadful. It's like there's an evil at play here which is hard to put into words, and by merely spectating the evil you are somehow ever so slightly affected by it.

It reminds me of Screwtape Letters or similar, the kind of banal evil that captures the average man. Most people are pretty damn strong against direct abject evils, but pride can slide in in so many different ways.

It's like with Wreckita; everyone is aghast at it, but at least it's understandable - why you would want coke and whores isn't outside our ken.

It's really hard to understand why fats wants what he does (and you do do what you want).

 

[MajinGoku]

Has any actual information on fatricks parents been released?

 

[FinnSven]

I could definitely see it. It would explain why he constantly feels the need to play the tough guy and make up stories about all the bar and knife fights he's been in. Still seething over an ass kicking from years ago.

Maybe it was PCJ?

Possibly Fatrick did confront him while drunk, PCJ, being a larger and more muscular guy initially tried to convince Fatrick to sleep
It off, but Fatrick being the drunk belligerent fat guy pressed his patience.

PCJ lamps him then takes him home. The reason neither mention it is obvious with Fatrick.
I could be wrong, but the time PCJ did talk to the OnA forums, he came across as not liking Fatrick anymore, though he seemed to pity him and maybe was guilty over how heartbroken Fatrick really was.
I could imagine him keeping it quiet if he had to knock Fatrick out, mostly to save face for Fatrick.

They used to be friends and I don’t know about anyone else, but anyone I have had a friendship with in the past, even if we are not friends anymore I still wouldn’t feel great about hitting them if I had to.
Especially if I had fucked their wife.

 

[Maude Snew]

Has any actual information on fatricks parents been released?

Word has it his mother's Deanna Troi from Star Trek and his father's the gay rodeo clown who brought AIDS to Africa. Somehow against all odds they managed to have another not Patrick child that actually was a varsity athlete and holds down a job and is married with children, and has no contact with Fat Rick whatsoever.

 

[MajinGoku]

Maybe it was PCJ?

Possibly Fatrick did confront him while drunk, PCJ, being a larger and more muscular guy initially tried to convince Fatrick to sleep
It off, but Fatrick being the drunk belligerent fat guy pressed his patience.

PCJ lamps him then takes him home. The reason neither mention it is obvious with Fatrick.
I could be wrong, but the time PCJ did talk to the OnA forums, he came across as not liking Fatrick anymore, though he seemed to pity him and maybe was guilty over how heartbroken Fatrick really was.
I could imagine him keeping it quiet if he had to knock Fatrick out, mostly to save face for Fatrick.

They used to be friends and I don’t know about anyone else, but anyone I have had a friendship with in the past, even if we are not friends anymore I still wouldn’t feel great about hitting them if I had to.
Especially if I had fucked their wife.

Im pissed at Ona for alientating PCJ

 

[FinnSven]

Word has it his mother's Deanna Troi from Star Trek and his father's the gay rodeo clown who brought AIDS to Africa. Somehow against all odds they managed to have another not Patrick child that actually was a varsity athlete and holds down a job and is married with children, and has no contact with Fat Rick whatsoever.

Whom Fatrick refers to as his little brother.

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

He's basically a deathfat without actually being a deathfat.

Have you seen him? He's not going out live any of us.

 

[Ring of Basilius]

Do any of you occasionally feel a tinge of dread when spectating the shenanigans of lolcows such as Patrick?

The absolute idiocy of mr. Tomlinsons adventures on the world wide web is, like with other lolcows, such an absolutely unnecessary waste of his time alive on Earth.
It's easily remediable too. Just log off. Touch grass.

The fact that Patrick is content in pissing away his life by squealing online is amausing, sure, but it's also dreadful. It's like there's an evil at play here which is hard to put into words, and by merely spectating the evil you are somehow ever so slightly affected by it.

Patrick is like a character they set up to be a goofy odd-ball villain that isn't much of a threat at first but they make him way darker as time goes on.

Originally a fat TDS-afflicted goober who picked fights over Norm Macdonald, later revealed to be a hateful, spiteful creature who threatens pregnant women and their unborn children. And that's not even getting into the Pepperoni Operation.

 

[Maude Snew]

threatens pregnant women and their unborn children.

Wrong as always, stalker. He was very specific that he would wait until the child was born before murdering it. That's why your life is already over, you have been born.

 

[Creative Username]

BREAKING NEWS!

Investigative journalists over at Owen A Forrems have discovered that Patrick has hideously mishappen nostrils. Please observe in the case files below.

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How this has gone undiscovered until now will forever be a mystery. Things will never the same again.

I can't believe that Fatrick tricked us. He used his incredibly fat face to distract us from his horribly misshapen nostrils! What a disaster for us aTalkers -- the idiots truly never won after all.

 

[An automatic clown]

ONA FORUMS IS DOWN AGAIN

Patrick can't keep getting away with it !

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

Finally a W for Patrick! it took him 43 years but finally a W!
Someone needs to send him a Medallion. this cannot stand!

 

[Mourning_Cloak]

ICYMI: Our Dear Leader has started a petition to get the Rekieta court proceedings livestreamed. Minnesota only allows this if there is sufficient public interest in a case.

I took a gander at the signature comments as I knew it would be overflowing with sneed.

 

[Piggle Rick]

Word has it his mother's Deanna Troi from Star Trek and his father's the gay rodeo clown who brought AIDS to Africa. Somehow against all odds they managed to have another not Patrick child that actually was a varsity athlete and holds down a job and is married with children, and has no contact with Fat Rick whatsoever.

No child, Piggy’s big brother the varsity athlete does contact him all the time on X.

 

[Ring of Basilius]

Wrong as always, stalker. He was very specific that he would wait until the child was born before murdering it. That's why your life is already over, you have been born.

No, child, you have not escaped the cycle of rebirth. Enjoy samsara.

 

[S.C.U.D.]

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It is not a threat that he will enjoy prison, it's a promise. Pat will work very diligently to ensure prison is only the most enjoyable experience for all stalkers. What a great guy!

 

[Kid Named Rocket]

Of course he fat fingered again:
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TRUMPHAS
FATSTAROTH
TRUMPHAS
FATSTAROTH

 

[Broadside]

Just wanted to share something that should probably be added to the "Patrick is very sus" folder. Can't remember if it has been noticed before but...



Seriously, what the fuck is this about?

 

[S.C.U.D.]

Just wanted to share something that should probably be added to the "Patrick is very sus" folder. Can't remember if it has been noticed before but...
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Seriously, what the fuck is this about?

I don't think those are real.

That did get me searching his tweets for pizza and found this gem I had totally forgotten about:

How dare they not have special rules for the special boy! Can't wait for that lawsuit!

Pizza fans, your thoughts?

But earlier he said he didn't like Chicago-style pizza? Nice consistency, stupid.

Here's Pat calling the pests "pizza gate morons."

In closing, here's Pat reusing a joke:

 

[Broadside]

I don't think those are real.

That did get me searching his tweets for pizza and found this gem I had totally forgotten about:
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How dare they not have special rules for the special boy! Can't wait for that lawsuit!

Pizza fans, your thoughts?
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But earlier he said he didn't like Chicago-style pizza? Nice consistency, stupid.
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Here's Pat calling the pests "pizza gate morons."
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In closing, here's Pat reusing a joke

Fake or deleted?