Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

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What would the outcome of the harassment restraining order be?

  • A WIN for the Toe against Patrick Melton.

    Votes: 63 16.6%

  • A WIN for the Toe against Nicholas Rekieta.

    Votes: 4 1.1%

  • A MAJOR WIN for the Toe, it's upheld against both of them.

    Votes: 94 24.8%

  • Huge L, felted, cooked etc, it gets thrown out.

    Votes: 65 17.2%

  • A win for the lawyers (and Kiwi Farms) because it gets postponed again.

    Votes: 153 40.4%
  • Total voters
    379
nibbus said:
I sincerely hope that all of you who think Nick’s children should have been stepping up and taking on parental responsibilities never reproduce.
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People who had shitty childhoods look at other people having shitty childhoods and think "I survived it so they should too" instead of having empathy and not wishing their plight on someone else.
 
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Slur Generator said:
I cant believe how many people in this thread admit to taking cocaine. Thats fucking nuts. Is it that common in the US, where people casually take some coke?
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well cocaine is much more available in the americas because that's where coca leaf grows
in asia and europe it's more expensive and harder to get i think
 
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Slur Generator said:
I cant believe how many people in this thread admit to taking cocaine. Thats fucking nuts. Is it that common in the US, where people casually take some coke?
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It’s really not that hard to find depending on the state (location not mentally) you’re in. I wouldn’t touch that shit today though, it’s not nearly as good as it used to be. Unless you’re making lawyer money and they do love coke.
 
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Karen said:
This misses the point so hard. Children can bathe and shower, but when they run out of clean clothes they’re still going to smell. Imagine being a 16 year old doing a load of laundry for a family of 8.

Bruh moment.
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Especially teenage boys. I remember going through puberty, I remember how my t-shirts smelled at the end of the day. Boys that age stink like hell. I can't even imagine how awful it must have been for the poor kids to wear the same clothes multiple days in a row. Sweating into the same clothes will make them smell like death after 3-4 days and no amount of showering will help with that.
 
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Mikoyan said:
One man's quest to get all five kinds of stoned.
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Maybe I'll make an edit without the faces on the gauntlet so people can add there own infinity gems lol. I can see bag of coke, a balldo, a bottle of whiskey, April's face, and Aarons face on the gauntlet as well
 
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Goatchoker said:
I had some friends who got into ketamine and it was awful to try and hangout with them the few times I did. I see 0 fun in it.
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The fucked up thing is even if the parents had fun on it (I know this isn't your point, to be clear) it's still horribly fucked up for the children.

A lot of this shit hits hard for people who've had to go through this shit in their own lives and having parents who dissociate and stare off into space ignoring you when you're trying to talk to them is heartbreaking for a kid. Same with your parent lashing out at you like Nick would do. Imagine you were that six year old. You go up to them to tell them something that's important to you, maybe something that scares you, and your mommy doesn't even budge. You feel like they maybe didn't hear you although you feel like you were pretty loud, so you try again and yell at her, but she still stares off. You don't know what drugs are, you don't know what dissociation is, all you know is the one person you should be able to access is right there, but also completely gone.

So, instead you go to daddy. He's told you to stay away from his secret private adult room where adult stuff happens, but you have nobody else. You can hear daddy awake and talking very enthusiastically, but you hesitate there scared. You finally build up the courage to knock or open the door and he looks at you with such hatred and anger. By that point, you can't even remember why you came to talk to him. Do you turn away and go without saying anything? You decide to try talking to your daddy anyways and he blows you off completely, chastises you and says mean, hurtful things before sending you away. While you're still within earshot, you hear him enthusiastically talking about how annoying you are and how much you disturbed him from his adult activities.

You get back to your room and you remember why you went to them. Your clothes are dirty, you don't have anything clean to wear, and all the "snacks" are gone. You hurt. Your stomach hurts from hunger, your eyes heart from crying, and your heart hurts from being separated from any guardians to care for you.

But hey, Camelot got another $100 red boy! Fist pump! Fist pump! I'm fucking sickened.
 
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East_Clintwood said:
A quick search suggests he practices commercial law, specifically a lot of asset recovery/judgement collection, which is funny because that's an area where constructive possession can come up quite frequently in terms of repoing shit.
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I think we can basically dispense with his legal opinion then. Not that I was ever inclined to listen to much of it.

If there's one thing I have learned from the Ty Beard fuckup, it's that you really wanna the listen to the lawyer that has experience in the area of law they are talking about.

And in this particular situation, within Lawtube, that's Sean and Nate. I say that not because Sean is a Kiwi, but because it's objectively true.

Plus Joe is fucking annoying. He's getting as bad as Aaron is by showing up everywhere. Only in his case it's to polish the Balldo.
 
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Goatchoker said:
It’s really not that hard to find depending on the state (location not mentally) you’re in. I wouldn’t touch that shit today though, it’s not nearly as good as it used to be. Unless you’re making lawyer money and they do love coke.
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Even if I wanted to do coke I'd be way too afraid it would have fentanyl in it these days. Even a lot of famous comedians talk about how they won't touch it anymore because of that.
polar bear said:
IT'S FUCKING OVER
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No sir it's only just beginning!
 
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Drive-By Comment said:
My assumption also. Not only denied to have anything to do with anything. Confirmed it was them not me.

What I do wonder is if her rose stench intensifies when they do make the observation that she was actually living there.
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Oh no, April will not come up for air until the grand jury. She's going to get the very best kind of immunity as long as she does not lie. Everyone's toast. She's going to tell all, even where Nick told her he buys it from. Aaron's credibility is fucking shot. Even Crackets could shred him on a decent cross. It's Kayla or April, and only one walked out with zero charges from felony weight cocaine. I respect the hustle. Despicable human being, but she's got moves.
 
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Mousey0328 said:
I'm still laughing my ass off that they got busted with crap coke.

I have never seen coke that would equal looking like you can barely stay awake. I don't know about what ketamine does, though. I just find it strange that he was acting like he couldn't hold his head up, but coke on nose.
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A coke high can be over in like half an hour. Ket just turns you into a zombie. I'd imagine that Nick was far more drunk than high.
 
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