Careercow Donald J Trump - 45th/47th President of the USA, convicted felon, Epstein bro, Putin simp, serial liar, sore loser, cheat and the Chris-Chan of Presidents. THIS IS NOT A POLITICAL DEBATE THREAD.

[Green-Machine]

In seriousness though this may actually have an effect. I do know more moderate conservatives who have voted red for decades but expressed discontent with Trump's less than traditional lifestyle. They are still law and order types and don't want to vote for "a felon" and will probably go libertarian this cycle.

the Libertarian party's pick for this election is seemingly worse than Biden, to where Libertarians are voting red

 

[Northern Light]

Trump was originally elected because he was an outsider and not part of the system.

An outlaw if you will.

This whole trial just served to reinforce that, and I really don’t think the dems thought it through.

I mean.....isnt "he thinks he is above the law now, he gonna be out here lynching errybody" the better rallying cry? I think this could just energize the "wrong side". I am starting to get 2016 vibes, I won $100 crisp dollars in that election.....they never paid me fyi.....for all of you glued to my blog post ):

 

[Omori Boy]

Faggot nigger, your entire life is a fucking fanfic.

Write one of you and Trump or fucking leave the farms forever.

As he waltzes through the door of the hotel, he knows what he must do. Freshly out of his court proceedings, Trump is lonely and frustrated. He punches the numbers into the elevator, his eyes determined. The stride through the hotel hallway continues until Trump comes on a door. He brings the card up to the door. As soon as he opens door a young man stands at attention. "Doodoocaca," Trump frowns "you know what you have to do". The clothes fly off, a blur of hormones and pheromones. Trump puts his member to Doodoocaca's yearning hole. "Here comes my glans penis!" Trump yells, as he penetrates the young mans cavernous opening.

 

[WhatIsThePunchline]

No I think you're mistaken this was a constitutionally valid jury trial in a western democracy with an enormous amount of outside scrutiny and a high burden of proof to overcome, not a 16th century witch burning. You're just mad that the guy you like turned out to be guilty as charged.

I was going to make a joke about the trial occurring in New York city but it's all a bit to sad to troll about.

 

[linchan]

Still voting for him

 

[luigismanslave]

the hilldawg memes were ahead of their time..

 

[Harvey Danger]

PRISON PRESIDENT 2024

One rap track, Donny. That's all I want. I'll wear the red cap, I'll donate to save the country, I'll trust the plan, all you gotta do is learn a few verses and film one music video from a cell.

 

[Irregardless]

In a government filled with pedos, murderers, thieves, faggots, and racists I could not care less that a billionaire got convicted of corruption in a place as degenerate as NYC.

 

[Sheryl Nome]

To any of the retards that are okay with this, remember: if they can do this shit to a former POTUS, imagine what they can do to you.

I mean I doubt I'll break campaign finance law and fuck pornstars and then give them hush money so

 

[JethroTullamore]

I do wonder how many people even know what the trial is about and what was actually argued by judge, prosecution and defense?

Do people realize NY literally changed laws to make this trial happen? That the "34 counts" are literally because they filed each copy of the supposed "proof" individually? Or how the judge kept trying to gag order Trump on things not related to the case? And that is not even mentioning the absolute barrel of laughs that is the people saying "no one is above the law" when Hunter Biden and Joe Biden had a massive corruption scandal and literally nothing happened.

Honestly like I said: This conviction does nothing. It's pretty much anti-Trump porn.

Stop making sense, no one cares about logic.

As he waltzes through the door of the hotel, he knows what he must do. Freshly out of his court proceedings, Trump is lonely and frustrated. He punches the numbers into the elevator, his eyes determined. The stride through the hotel hallway continues until Trump comes on a door. He brings the card up to the door. As soon as he opens door a young man stands at attention. "Doodoocaca," Trump frowns "you know what you have to do". The clothes fly off, a blur of hormones and pheromones. Trump puts his member to Doodoocaca's yearning hole. "Here comes my glans penis!" Trump yells, as he penetrates the young mans cavernous opening.

Why haven’t you suicided yet? I asked nicely, sheesh.

 

[doodoocaca]

This helps him get "hood" credit.

Remember Barkley saying he'd punch black people wearing a Trump shirt?

 

[BattleMage]

Am I the only one who doesn’t care about Trump anymore? After betraying on his campaign promises and prioritizing some stoned out black rappers over his own voter base after J6 I don’t have any enthusiasm nor do I care about Trump’s fate anymore. Just another puppet for the grand theater.

 

[doodoocaca]

As he waltzes through the door of the hotel, he knows what he must do. Freshly out of his court proceedings, Trump is lonely and frustrated. He punches the numbers into the elevator, his eyes determined. The stride through the hotel hallway continues until Trump comes on a door. He brings the card up to the door. As soon as he opens door a young man stands at attention. "Doodoocaca," Trump frowns "you know what you have to do". The clothes fly off, a blur of hormones and pheromones. Trump puts his member to Doodoocaca's yearning hole. "Here comes my glans penis!" Trump yells, as he penetrates the young mans cavernous opening.

I got this faggot to write me into his faggot fantasies, lmao

 

[Kid Named Rocket]

Well, looks like the Internet is gonna be unusable for the next 2 weeks or so.

 

[Potion_Time]

It's hilarious watching the cope from Trump cultists and MAGA politicians. Trump has taken L after L after L since 2016 and it doesn't look like there's a W in sight for 2024.

The downfall of billionaire and president into a lolcow has been impressive to watch. I wonder if somehow Trump came into possession of a Sonichu medallion himself?

 

[Pitbull Victim]

Debs did it first:



Edit: proto-lolcow Lyndon LaRouche also did in 1992 and got less votes than David Duke lmao

 

[The Punished Mitch]

This will just create a martyr of him for his braindead fans

I would laugh if the results of the election didn't affect the geopolitical world. Trump is a geopolitical retard who tore the iran deal without making any new deals, made a TV hassle of meeting Kim Jong Un without reaching any sort of agreement, sold state secrets to Saudi Arabia and Russia, and his China "tariff"s were something utterly retarded out of a Looney Tunes cartoon, every thing he signed the CCP would evade it the next day

I live in a ww3 front so I'm not looking forward to 4 more years of the orange buffoon being retarded at geopolitics

The same geopolitical retard that started exactly 0 new conflicts during his presidency, that one?

 

[Odd Opossum]

Right or wrong, this is by far the funniest result.

This is the Kiwi Farms equivalent to "Thanks for the gold, kind stranger!".

And the thread is starting to devolve into a septic tank from all the TDS suffering tourists flooding in after the thread was featured.

You'd think after the fortieth time Null sperged out and said he regrets not nutting up and deleting the Thunderdome/banning all of you, you'd realize people like you aren't welcome here besides being a meatshield for the forum when it gets attacked. You must really have nowhere else that will let you post.

 

[Alter Ego]

DONALD TRUMP HAS BEEN FOUND GUILTY ON ALL CHARGES
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I can't think of a better user on the Farms than you to break this particular news. Bravo, Dick Cheney Respecter.

 

[Blacklight]

Trump's fundraising website is crashing. Too many people trying to access it.