Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[thebigdream]

Youtube recommended this to me just now. Wonder if she regrets giving him that painting knowing what he became.
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she should regret how fucking tacky that painting is

it would be less embarrassing having plush toys or Star Wars merch behind him than that eyesore

 

[NSA Intern]

Why does he look and sound like Incrediboy?

Clinically hazardous levels of phytoestrogens

 

[Young_Griff]

This is just an admission that you haven't taken enough of the stuff yet.

Not to mention, trannies love degenerate shit so I bet they "fucking love cocaine". (Self-Report @Catspajamas7 )

 

[holyhandgrenade]

It's not uncommon but like any drugs, it's not common by the definition of the word.
Street cocaine is adulterated, better stay away from it. As far as possible.


Now imagine you grow up and find out that your dad made "jokes" about you being molested.


Here's some Sektur lore.
Chrissy Mayr runs a show called simpcast where a range of vaguely right-leaning women do "reaction" content.
One of them pulled up the infamous revenge pornography clip posted by Ethan Ralph himself and giggled at it. She had Slytherin in her name.
Brittany Venti and That Starwars Girl was also there, none were not fans on that clip.
Ethan Ralph got mad and went into ragepig mode at them. That's why he's now making these retarded and outlandish claims. It's sexual frustration from a disgusting pigman that no normal woman would want to go near, let alone fuck.
He also claimed Brittany Venti cuts herself because the back of her shoulders had scratch marks, likely from her cat but whatever, piggy mad.
That's what the useless misogynist pig does, harasses women behind a block button.

He was cool with Chrissy until she did the accidentally laugh at his dead mom thing

 

[Tablet County]

I fucking love cocaine and if you don’t your probably a tranny.

I agree. Eric Clapton is fucking based.

 

[DumbDude43]

The only moral thing he could have done differently would have been to stay to make sure Nick’s kids were properly fed or told the police immediately.

could have told their family (grandparents, uncles, aunts) how dire the situation is for the kids to force them to step in
could have called CPS about the kids situation, easier to get that ball rolling than to get a court approved search warrant for the cops
could also have kept his fucking mouth shut in public rather than spend 4 hours on the kino casino talking about how much he loved fucking the kids' mother

 

[unimpressed cabbage]

Imagine blocking Viva of all people because his co-host is running the same loyalty tests you ran for your former e-daddy not too long ago.

 

[eat ze bugs]

Not to mention, trannies love degenerate shit so I bet they "fucking love cocaine". (Self-Report @Catspajamas7 )

I'm betting Nick will troon out after the divorce. So he'll continue snorting cocaine.

 

[Immortal Technique Vol.2]

Balldowashers are blaming the kids so mouthbreathers like Anna can get offended when people respond regarding them. The headline is how a white bread ass nigger thought he was big time and brought an ounce of coke to where his kids sleep while he watched the mother of his children get passed around like a blunt. Everything else is just damage control and cope to deflect from his failure as a man and as a father.
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[Young_Griff]

I'm betting Nick will troon out after the divorce. So he'll continue snorting cocaine.

He's going to Troon out in jail so that he can get moved in to the women's prison because if he doesn't the booty gang squad are gonna spit in his asshole.

 

[eat ze bugs]

He's going to Troon out in jail so that he can get moved in to the women's prison because if he doesn't the booty gang squad are gonna spit in his asshole.

Will he call Tyrone a Nigger like he would scream on the rumble streams? Or will he just wear the m&m lipstick and comply?

 

[Two by Four]

Do cops usually opt for property damage? I assume someone at the station should know how to pick a lock

Picking locks is skill on its own, is generally slow, and isn't always an option. If you're conducting a raid and want to go in fast and hard, just break the door down.

That said, in eviction and welfare-check cases they will often opt to call a locksmith to avoid property damage since time isn't usually a factor. Though depending on the lock and the skill of the smith, they may just drill the core out instead of picking.

 

[Young_Griff]

Will he call Tyrone a Nigger like he would scream on the rumble streams? Or will he just wear the m&m lipstick and comply?

Option number 2.

 

[Sharpeteer]

WARNING: Video in that post contains Chrissie Mayr, Xia, Nina Infinity, AND Anna, and therefore watching it may result in severe brain damage.

You know what, I'll just take your word for it. I didn't plan on drinking bleach today, so I will just not watch.

I think the captain is pretty trustworthy.

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Not accurate. She's standing up here, and not laying down.

 

[Harm]

Who the hell even is Turkey Tom?

Failed animation Youtuber turned drama-of-the-week content mill turned longform documentary narrator AND drama-of-the-week content mill. He once helped a pedophile tranny named Sodacat get away with their predation on children (specifically trading child pornography and exposing children to pornography) by uncritically publishing their lies in a longform documentary video last year. People seem to like Turkey Tom, but to me? He gets the wall.

I agree. Eric Clapton is fucking based.

He's also proof that hiring a nanny doesn't always solve everything.

 

[sneedem&feedem]

Imagine blocking Viva of all people because his co-host is running the same loyalty tests you ran for your former e-daddy not too long ago.

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Mindset rightfully blocked Viva over him being Barnes' bitch lapdog as Barnes hides behinds blocking anybody who goes against him. Another reminder that Mindset had challenged to discuss the case on stream only for Barnes to sperg out at Potentially Criminal like a retard. Which is also why Barnes said Sean should stick to anime despite hating it.

 

[Sharpeteer]

Mindset rightfully blocked Viva over him being Barnes' bitch lapdog as Barnes hides behinds blocking anybody who goes against him. Another reminder that Mindset had challenged to discuss the case on stream only for Barnes to sperg out at Potentially Criminal like a retard. Which is also why Barnes said Sean should stick to anime despite hating it.

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It warms my heart to see LawTube destroying itself.

Long overdue. I don't drink, so I will have some other non-alcoholic beverage to bask in the delight.

 

[Buster Scruggs]

No

(Honestly I have no idea, but not that I recall. He said his daughter that has "anger issues" (or something to that effect) is his favourite but that's the only thing that springs to mind).

Yeah actually, that’s the one time that sticks out where he actually complimented one of them. Something along the lines of “she’s growing up great and has my sense of humor”, but like you that’s the only time I can remember too.

 

[CoomerTine]

I still remember the stream with Drex and Nick talking about booty goons, wait until Nick has his own experience

 

[Jason "Qriist" Close]

Posted a little bit of info about the lead prosecutor. She seems to have more experience in law than Nick himself does.

I became curious about the lead prosecutor on Nick and Kayla's case. Meet First Assistant County Attorney Kristen Pierce, who is currently listed as handling both:
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Per LinkedIn (exported PDF attached), she's been at the Kandiyohi County Attorney's Office for a decade and has held her current position for half that.
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According to this article, the pending Balldo Imprisoner was being considered last year for a judge appointment.
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Other articles say this position was filled by one of the other candidates back in January so it's very likely Kristen will be chomping at the bit to win this high profile case so she doesn't get passed over in the next round. No balldo left behind!

Congratulations, Nick: Your house raid was authorized by a judge whose vag leaks vodka and you're about to be pegged by a human matryoshka doll who will use your case as the ejaculate to impregnate her own career.

Was it worth it?