Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

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What would the outcome of the harassment restraining order be?

  • A WIN for the Toe against Patrick Melton.

    Votes: 64 20.1%

  • A WIN for the Toe against Nicholas Rekieta.

    Votes: 4 1.3%

  • A MAJOR WIN for the Toe, it's upheld against both of them.

    Votes: 86 27.0%

  • Huge L, felted, cooked etc, it gets thrown out.

    Votes: 51 16.0%

  • A win for the lawyers (and Kiwi Farms) because it gets postponed again.

    Votes: 113 35.5%
  • Total voters
    318
Fleetwood said:
Anna Star Wars Girl is streaming, efapping the hot tub stream with Alex Stein and her Comicsgate moron friends Jon Malin, Cecil, and Captain Chokeout.

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Oi Vei Ethan is tripling down.
Child Neglect builds character. the reason you have kids is so they can raise each other while strange couples come over and play WWE with mommy and daddy snorting booger sugar.

Welfare check on Ava when?
 
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TSWG/Anna if you don't wanna be called a pig stop eating dirt you stupid bitch. She's been reeeing all night over Sean meanwhile the man was so unbothered by her I felt second hand embarrassment reading her tweets. Swear Nick must have been piping her because this woman has been balldowashing hard.

Also does Sean not open the locals stream to all members? Want to watch him ratio this stupid bitch don't know shit about this stupid platform.
 
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Young_Griff said:
This is the Internet, the majority of things said on the Internet are satire you autistic little goblin. Now do one.
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Nice try, but that dont work on me. They are with family trying to figure out what the hell to do with their lives and move forward. I want to make some dumb joke for lols, but you are tarted if you think he went back to a coke or booze bender.
 
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Balldo's Gate said:
EVS is live going after Rekieta's kids, he is saying it is their fault they didn't have clean clothes.

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God I hate this fat piece of shit so much. This makes me actually upset. I was one of the few dumbass "seems mature" kids at 15 and never fit it with my peers and I hated all of that. Yeah a kid might be able to do adult daily stuff but the mind as far as that goes, is still that of an immature kid. Some in their 40s are still stuck there.

Go back to drawing your fucking frogs you fat joke.
 
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Pitbull Victim said:
That guy seems to be legit schizophrenic and has made nearly 11,000 posts in 6 months:

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Nick, get this dude on your legal team immediately.
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Just yell words until the prosecution stops talking, guaranteed victory. If all else fails, invoke the woke.
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Balldo's Gate said:
EVS is live going after Rekieta's kids, he is saying it is their fault they didn't have clean clothes.

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Alex: "They're lining drugs with fent nowadays, he's gotta be careful"
EVS: "He's already dead, let's focus on the kids"

Great friends you got there Nickers
 
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DuranceVile said:
One of the things I do believe from Aaron's cuckpology tour is Kayla screaming about how she hates Nick's show and how it's ruined their lives. It's pretty universally agreed that the success from Rittenhouse and Depp went straight to his head and emphasized his worst tendencies, regardless what the truth of the Worst Day was.

She probably did start the ball(do) rolling on swinging, so she's totally at fault too, but the show definitely played a part in all this.
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I can't recall the "worst day ever" clip in detail, but is it possible Nick was just having yet another liquor/drug induced schizo moment, and nothing that special actually happened besides that him and Kayla had another tard fight or something? Everyone assumes it must have been something really crazy that triggered him to say that.

If we go with that assumption, what are the odds that was a time that he failed to perform during a swinging session? Aaron focused in on that as the thing that got to him the most and I find that fairly believable. The other thing that comes to mind is maybe Kayla found out he had been seeing hookers.

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Critique my strategy. This sound like something that would work. Bear in mind it would be for the Normies. Not us smart Kiwis who know the full history.
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Would obviously be the way to go. Nick was happy to play act at being a wholesome Christian dad in the past, he could try it again. Problem is he doesn't want to get sober and he has spent his entire streaming career drinking on stream constantly. If he doesn't give up the booze he'll quickly be back to getting sloppy drunk on stream, making bad decisions and saying stupid shit. Any attempt at a fake "I'm reformed now" image would fail quickly.

He would have to actually change and want to get clean, be a responsible person, etc. He's what, 40? 42? The odds of that sort of change, at that age, in his circumstances, it's just not gonna happen. It's more likely he will end up in prison IMO. Maybe not for this current case, but when he fucks up again later down the road.
 
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Pure Soap said:
He probably just went straight to his dealer from county. When you’re addicted to coke at that level, you drop everything and go straight to the plug’s house when you know you’re dry.
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I think his dealers were in Minneapolis. There wouldn't be anyone local who would have the quantities he was caught with.

So if he did head straight to his dealer, there are two funny scenarios;

1. Nick had a Five Star Day in the big city, while texting furiously in a hotel or trap house.

2. Nick went on a frantic Henry Hill round trip, praying that the Kandiyohi cops didn't recognise his distinctive car and search the guy who they just busted for coke .
 
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AltisticRight said:
God I hate this fat piece of shit so much. This makes me actually upset. I was one of the few dumbass "seems mature" kids at 15 and never fit it with my peers and I hated all of that. Yeah a kid might be able to do adult daily stuff but the mind as far as that goes, is still that of an immature kid. Some in their 40s are still stuck there.

Go back to drawing your fucking frogs you fat joke.
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I want to pulverise his toes with a dead blow hammer
 
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