Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Vesperus]

What's amazing to me comes from the level of leniency people are willing to give Nick. If Nick showed even the slightest bit of contrition, for some reason, a good number of people on the web—maybe even a majority—apparently would be willing to let him back into their good graces. All Nick would need to do would be not act like a belligerent jackass, stay off drugs, and the ball washers would be happy to continue worshipping the Balldo.

Even with felony drug charges and child abuse, Nick gets life on easy mode, and he still manages to fuck it up.

Nicks problem is, his judge isn't a YouTuber after clout, she's a (presumably) normal person who happens to be a small town judge.

Him saying "sorry" would go a long way but he's too fucking retarded, and (newsflash!) he's not Donald fucking Trump so nobody with an IQ over 50 is buying that line about the deep state taking down the next Thomas Jefferson.

Should have learned how to open your own spaghettios you retard. Then you could teach the kids.

 

[RotPockets]

She might have actually been gone before then even. We were discussing the nanny being gone in the months leading up to the arrest.

Nanny has been gone since around February.

 

[dustnight]

Surprised nobody has done this.

Nick Rekieta?

More like Nick Rekietamine!

Dick Suckieta is more like it

 

[Captain Manning]

Ever the sweeper, CGoody is claiming in @elb's comments that it is the Kiwifarms that is asking for an Omnibus hearing for Nick, and that constitutes neghole pozzing. Shame on us.

CGoody is, of course, a fucking idiot, as always. The Omnibus hearing was set by the judge for August 20th during Nick's initial appearance. The Kiwifarms had nothing to do with that. Nor could it. The hearing is happening. The only question is whether the Farms can convince the court to allow it to be broadcast.





Video with the comments:

https://youtu.be/eXSuVNNnFDI?si=9vqikzkZblnOE4Ty

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Transcript:
Gundam: I know steel toe because he's like doing stuff on DSP for five minutes. And then he kind of fell off I never heard it from him again. And then this stuff started firing off and shit like that. I know Nick R was swinging for years. I think it's been like four years I've known. and I know like I remember yellow flash saying he wasn't that cool with it. I can't 100% remember if he said that I'm kind of I'm in and out of these streams everybody's talking and I'm over here like yeah yeah yeah you know pretending like I'm paying attention I don't fuckin' remember. And I just thought to myself like why is it a big deal if Nick Rita swings who gives a shit if he's boning a couple chicks I don't give a rat's ass. Kirsche: I mean it's kind of hella degenerate to be fair. Gundam: We're all degenerates here for God's sakes.

I certainly think it possible that people closer to Nick might have known things the wider Internet didn't know, and they kept their mouths shut. Again, the Farms did not seem to believe swinging was a serious possibility until late 2022, but that doesn't mean it wasn't happening before then.

Not sure what else to say. Either people will chose to believe gundam or not. He claims Flash also knew. Maybe Flash will corroborate it.

Nanny has been gone since around February.

Thanks, I knew it was months ago when the nanny absence was first noticed, but I couldn't remember which month.

EDIT: Typos and clarification.

 

[Strix454]

Gundam: I know steel toe because he's like doing stuff on DSP for five minutes. And then he kind of fell off I never heard it from him again. And then this stuff started firing off and shit like that. I know Nick R was swinging for years. I think it's been like four years I've known. and I know like I remember yellow flash saying he wasn't that cool with it. I can't 100% remember if he said that I'm kind of I'm in and out of these streams everybody's talking and I'm over here like yeah yeah yeah you know pretending like I'm paying attention I don't fuckin' remember. And I just thought to myself like why is it a big deal if Nick Rita swings who gives a shit if he's boning a couple chicks I don't give a rat's ass.

This all sounds like bullshit. He "knows" since what? 2020. But nothing to say how he knows this. Then he claims YF said things but he can't 100% remember if it actually happened.

 

[Ice Gun Ninja]

I don't. He's part of the shill group.

Don't trust any of these people

https://www.leviathantribe.com/

What is this? Never heard of leviathan tribe before.

 

[Mr. Manchester]

Ever the sweeper, CGoody is claiming in @elb's comments that it is the Kiwifarms that is asking for an Omnibus hearing for Nick, and that constitutes neghole pozzing.

Jesus. I knew these people were stupid but that's just impressive. So a group of anonymous people can call the court and request random hearings now? Not just request but succeed?

That one might give me an aneurism some day.

 

[A Cardboard Box]

What is this? Never heard of leviathan tribe before.

It's an influencer advertisement group made up of the people listed. Basically you go to leviathan tribe, pay them to shill your product/person/movement/whatever and then they organize all of their members to astroturf for you.

 

[Grayback]

"It's not the interest in the hearing stream that's weird. It's the general obsession with his life."
My brother in christ, do you know what a celebrity is? Real, niche, e-celeb, or whatever. The whole point is that people are interested in them. Nick put himself out there. Nick made money because people were interested in him.
And now CGoody's defense is "wtf, why are people so interested?"
Fucking retarded.

Didn't this dude have a job specifically because enough people were interested in watching and following Nick?

 

[AltisticRight]

your brain adjusts over time to be less and less GABA sensitive, requiring more and more alcohol for the same high

Luckily for Balldo, there's this magic substance called Modafinil, which reduces GABA release significantly. He can drink all the booze in the world with such high levels of alcohol tolerance!

Spoiler

Not medical advice.
Obviously don't mix Modafinil with alcohol, it makes the booze far less effective and once the effectiveness of Modafinil wanes, you'll black out.

 

[A Cardboard Box]

But nothing to say how he knows this

He's a part of the right wing griftsphere. It's all an incestuous fuckpit where they have the same managers and communications links and everything. I would be shocked if he didn't have a line of contact with Nick and his entire social circle.

 

[WhimsicalTrolli]

I needed a break of the ethics of parentification of children. And the "competition of clothes" is fucking bullshit becuase the age gaps is way too large, if the oldest boy is 16 the son is mostly 8-12. The daughters might have some wiggleroom but let's be real.

 

[Captain Manning]

This all sounds like bullshit. He "knows" since what? 2020. But nothing to say how he knows this. Then he claims YF said things but he can't 100% remember if it actually happened.

It could very well be bullshit, yeah.

On the one hand, I think there's gonna be a lot of people coming out of the woodwork with B.S. "I knew all along" stories that they can make content off of.

But on the other hand, there might have been some people who genuinely knew stuff but kept their mouths shut out of a sense of loyalty to Nick.

I find it kinda hard to tell at times, and easier at other times. I don't know a whole hell of a lot about gundam, so I feel ill equipped to analyze this one.

Didn't this dude have a job specifically because enough people were interested in watching and following Nick?

He still has that job, in case you haven't noticed.

 

[Vernon Dozier]

Luckily for Balldo, there's this magic substance called Modafinil, which reduces GABA release significantly. He can drink all the booze in the world with such high levels of alcohol tolerance!

Spoiler

Not medical advice.
Obviously don't mix Modafinil with alcohol, it makes the booze far less effective and once the effectiveness of Modafinil wanes, you'll black out.

I had a script for moda it just feels like strong caffeine none of the headspace of real dopamine releasing stimulants like coke and meth which are actually pleasurable

 

[TurdThrower]

Rekieta fans are some of the dumbest fucking faggots you’ll encounter. If you don’t wash the Balldo they will start crying to get you banned like Liz Fong-Dong Gone.
Johnny Silverhand @blackbarbandit

That's got to be a troll

 

[Exit fullscreen button]

So a group of anonymous people can call the court and request random hearings now? Not just request but succeed?

 

[AltisticRight]

"Two and a half 8-balls per person seems reasonable for a holiday weekend."

"I've been arrested multiple times."

Story checks out.

Balldowashers displaying their drug habits thinking it'll impress anyone.

What fucking home skills are they going to pass on to the kids? How to collect superchats? How to find star trek on streaming?

- various types of BDSM paraphernalia such as St. Andrew's Cross, Judas Cradle, pear of anguish, balldo
- effect of mixing various substances
- highly technical legal jargon like poly substance abuse and poly orifice filling
- location of all the hot homosexual anonymous bug exchange areas

He still has that job, in case you haven't noticed.

Hey!

 

[Queesechake]

This Redbar clip is even crazier now knowing what we know. I can't wait for Mike to cover all this on the next show.

 

[DickSanchez]

Youtube recommended this to me just now. Wonder if she regrets giving him that painting knowing what he became.
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Youtube suggested the same video to me as well, weird.. but it led me to making the following meme below:

I call it, 'The next arc of Rekieta'

 

[Captain Manning]

Hey!

You're cool. You use your broom for GOOD, and in opposition to FAGGOTRY. You serve the good ceiling cat.

(But also mostly to remove and merge double posts, I imagine).