Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

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Judge Holden said:
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Full zeet for context actually makes it worse somehow
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Ya know whats worse than visiting dachau for a honeymoon?

Smugly bragging about visiting dachau for a honeymoon
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Pigger must have been devastated when he found out the doors aren't for sale. Such a beautiful piece of woodwork would have been the perfect fit for the half-hovel's master bedroom.
 
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Ms. Varney is out to roast herself a pig [A]:
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LMAO "Troll Hunter 'Extraordinare'"!
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Vulpes Mulpes said:
Do any of you occasionally feel a tinge of dread when spectating the shenanigans of lolcows such as Patrick?

The absolute idiocy of mr. Tomlinsons adventures on the world wide web is, like with other lolcows, such an absolutely unnecessary waste of his time alive on Earth.
It's easily remediable too. Just log off. Touch grass.

The fact that Patrick is content in pissing away his life by squealing online is amausing, sure, but it's also dreadful. It's like there's an evil at play here which is hard to put into words, and by merely spectating the evil you are somehow ever so slightly affected by it.
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the xitter egregore is slowly eating his soul
many such cases
 
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Sexy Senior Citizen said:
No. However, according to haveibeenpwned.com, the leak was detected in September of 2022, meaning he joined before that date.
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My interest was to see if a crypto buy could have been 'round the same time Jackie started her interest in Pat. Reporting on the leak made it sound like other data was there beyond just the email address.

If it had wallet/dollar amounts I'd guess the pests would have published it but might not publish a date or even if the email address was the result of a failed account creation.

Thanks for answering the question.
 
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AnOminous said:
I haven't seen the Patrick ones, but no, DrPizza (Peter S. Bright) is very real and is a federal prisoner now.
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I know about DrPizza, I just don't believe those Pat tweets are real. The only Pat tweet I could find with @drpizza in it was Pat replying to a long conversation one time that DrPizza happened to be in, but it was ultimately unrelated to the man himself.
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The original account that Pat tweet is a reply to is @BenKnappDC which no longer exists, presumably a nuked account which took the tweet with it, and DrPizza was included in the conversation. Further investigation shows it was some argument DrPizza was having with @BenKnappDC over dumb shit from years ago that Pat fatly butted in on.
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There is only that one Pat tweet currently accessible on Twitter that mentions DrPizza, and I am inclined to believe the other screenshots of him supposedly tweeting at him are fake.
 
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Rejoice Patposters. Patso will be livid to learn about the existence of reversible errors. Much milk will flow. Remember, he whom the gods would bring low first raise on high, so that the fall is that much greater.

In the meanwhile, we have the lolsuit, and Piggy taking fire from all sides over the Gaza war. Lurking below the surface, l'affaire Torswats. Coming soon the MKE, the GOP convention. And as always, Piggy has something monumentally stupid in the works.
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FYI: be very careful about believing tweets like the above. The Pests do like to have fun with the image manipulation.
 
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S.C.U.D. said:
I know about DrPizza, I just don't believe those Pat tweets are real. The only Pat tweet I could find with @drpizza in it was Pat replying to a long conversation one time that DrPizza happened to be in, but it was ultimately unrelated to the man himself.
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I know I've never seen those before, so unless he deleted, they're probably fake.
 
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37yearolddickrightnow said:
Saw this on X. As perfect caricature of Fatrick as can be.
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Even better: that one is a KF original! I forget the user's name, but they posted it here like a year ago
Sexy Senior Citizen said:
Now that The Donald has been convicted on all counts, Pat is going to become even more insufferable.
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John_Smith said:
Rejoice Patposters. Patso will be livid to learn about the existence of reversible errors. Much milk will flow.
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An excited Pat is the best Pat. He'll get - even more - arrogant, sassy, and demeaning towards everyone, including (or is it specially?) people who are 99% on his side, but disagree on something meaningless. Hopefully, some of them turn into new Leslies, and send Pat into overdrive.

First step to overtake the lead in the Lolcow of the Year Award: achieved.

On another news, the second better forum has a new piggy texting highlights thread, and I thought I'd share this one. It's so simple, but oh, so Pat:
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