Bossman Austin Curtis Peterson / BossmanJack / AustinGambles / Austin_07 / irondollah - Gambling addict, convicted felon, scammer, and raging manchild that hates his fucking life, FAKE MONEY

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(seriously something gets posted in every thread every few weeks about this exact thing and there is never an easy click solution...unless you want us retards to stop adding content)
It's literally as easy as
  1. Install avidemux http://www.fosshub.com/Avidemux.html/ and open it
  2. Set video output to Mpeg4 AVC (x264)
  3. Click configure under the video output dropdown
  4. Change the rate control slider to 26 and click ok to close the dialog box
  5. Make this your default by clicking "Save current settings as default" in the edit menu
  6. Drag in your video
  7. CTRL + S
  8. Wait for progress bar to complete
  9. Upload your significantly smaller video that autists can appreciate without it FUCKING BOOFERING LIKE CRAZY
No ffmpeg command line needed, no external dependencies, works on Windows and Linux.
 
It's literally as easy as
  1. Install avidemux http://www.fosshub.com/Avidemux.html/ and open it
  2. Set video output to Mpeg4 AVC (x264)
  3. Click configure under the video output dropdown
  4. Change the rate control slider to 26 and click ok to close the dialog box
  5. Make this your default by clicking "Save current settings as default" in the edit menu
  6. Drag in your video
  7. CTRL + S
  8. Wait for progress bar to complete
  9. Upload your significantly smaller video that autists can appreciate without it FUCKING BOOFERING LIKE CRAZY
No ffmpeg command line needed, no external dependencies, works on Windows and Linux.
...NINE STEPS?!?!?!?! DO YOU THINK YOU'RE BETTER THAN ME?!?!?!?!?! SO MANY STEPS OH MY FUCKING DUDE TRYING TO MAKE ME FEEL SOME KINDA WAY WITH THIS NINE STEPS BULLSHIT DUDE. FUCK MY COMPRESSING LIFE
 
A little out of order, but BossmanJack's Triumphant return to Stake.US! The stream ended with him actually withdrawing $400, have 800 in the vault, and "Friends" Mysteriously arriving so he had to go. This was like 5am BMT... after withdrawing $400. :really:



Right when the felt was warming up and getting good... Some rats show up? At 5/6am BMT? (Would love to see if Kees H or anyone else can clean this audio at the end)



And after several minutes AFK Austin comes back to let us know its not rats, but friends. Friends he was totally expecting to come over at 5/6am. But ONE more quick lil gamba for the road!



"Pull it up on your phone I aint bullshittin you bro".. Is he telling his "friends" who showed up and let themselves into his house unannounced that the money was sent to them and to check the transaction?

(there you video rats, are these acceptable!)
 
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I have something even easier than downloading things and sliding sliders and setting crf and shit for windows:
>download and install ffmpeg, make sure it exists as environment variable in PATH
>create a new file called kiwiconvert.ps1
>inside of it paste the following powershell script:
Code:
param (
    [string]$InputVideoFile
)
if (-not (Test-Path -Path $InputVideoFile)) {
    Write-Host "Input video file not found: $InputVideoFile"
    exit
}
$BaseName = [System.IO.Path]::GetFileNameWithoutExtension($InputVideoFile)
$OutputVideoFile = "${BaseName}_kwf.mp4"
ffmpeg -i "$InputVideoFile" -c:v libx264 -crf 26 -c:a aac "$OutputVideoFile"
Write-Host "Done. $OutputVideoFile"
>save the file
>add the file to PATH environment variable


Now every time you need to do a clip for the farms you shift+right click in the folder, open terminal window here, you write kiwic click tab it autocompletes it write first letters of video name click tab again and enter and it spews the new file with -c:v libx264 -crf 26 -c:a aac in .mp4 container change that if you need to
 
I have something even easier than downloading things and sliding sliders and setting crf and shit for windows:
>download and install ffmpeg, make sure it exists as environment variable in PATH
>create a new file called kiwiconvert.ps1
>inside of it paste the following powershell script:
Code:
param (
    [string]$InputVideoFile
)
if (-not (Test-Path -Path $InputVideoFile)) {
    Write-Host "Input video file not found: $InputVideoFile"
    exit
}
$BaseName = [System.IO.Path]::GetFileNameWithoutExtension($InputVideoFile)
$OutputVideoFile = "${BaseName}_kwf.mp4"
ffmpeg -i "$InputVideoFile" -c:v libx264 -crf 26 -c:a aac "$OutputVideoFile"
Write-Host "Done. $OutputVideoFile"
>save the file
>add the file to PATH environment variable


Now every time you need to do a clip for the farms you shift+right click in the folder, open terminal window here, you write kiwic click tab it autocompletes it write first letters of video name click tab again and enter and it spews the new file with -c:v libx264 -crf 26 -c:a aac in .mp4 container change that if you need to
Or just use this magical command from nool.
2. Use the magic command. This works on Linux (if installed via package manager) and Windows (as .exe if you've moved your command line to the same directory).
ffmpeg -hwaccel auto -i YOUR_VIDEO_DOT_ANYTHING -c:v libx264 -pix_fmt yuv420p -profile:v baseline -level 3.0 -crf 22 -preset medium -c:a aac -strict experimental -movflags +faststart -threads 0 OUTPUT.mp4

You can also use the -vf scale=-2:720 parameter to scale it to a certain size. 1080, 720, 480, 360 are common ones. The -2 scales it to the nearest even number (which is a requirement for the MP4 container). You can swap the dimensions, i.e. -vf scale=1280:-2

The less important the video is, the smaller you can scale the video. If it's totally irrelevant just make it 360p and call it a day. This is the easiest way to reduce video size. Don't fuck with the audio, audio is more important almost always.

Full version with scaling:
ffmpeg -hwaccel auto -i yourvid.any -c:v libx264 -pix_fmt yuv420p -profile:v baseline -level 3.0 -crf 22 -vf scale=-2:720 -preset medium -c:a aac -strict experimental -movflags +faststart -threads 0 output.mp4

Under 200MiB now? Upload it, you're done.
 
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>inside of it paste the following powershell script:
If you want to get very fancy, you can also spawn an open file dialog box using Winforms.
Code:
[System.Reflection.Assembly]::LoadWithPartialName("System.Windows.Forms") | Out-Null

$OpenFileDialog = New-Object System.Windows.Forms.OpenFileDialog
$OpenFileDialog.Filter = "All files (*.*)| *.*"
$OpenFileDialog.ShowDialog() | Out-Null
$InputVideoFile = $OpenFileDialog.filename

$BaseName = [System.IO.Path]::GetFileNameWithoutExtension($InputVideoFile)
$OutputVideoFile = "${BaseName}_kwf.mp4"
ffmpeg -i "$InputVideoFile" -c:v libx264 -crf 26 -c:a aac "$OutputVideoFile"
Write-Host "Done. $OutputVideoFile"
 
Here's my autistic attempt at trying to make Austin in THUG. Shame that it had limited feature.
I was a way from this thread and wasn't aware of him doing skateboarding videos

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I haven't tried very hard but in what world is this easier than avidemux?
I've "installed" ffmpeg and still don't know how to use it or what this sentence even means.
>hey i'd like an a quick easy way to do x that doesn't involve the command line
>here's how i do x using the command line really easily


Everytime. Autistis cannot resist the siren call. It's like asking them to not to recommend linux when you have a windows question. They're incapable of resisting the urge.
 
Yes it would kill people. See all that shit you wrote? no one knows what the fuck it means. I click "Download" and it goes brrrrrrr.

Want to be an actual G? make a post that has a specific free app to download, with a mod that adds a preset for "KiwiFarmsClips" to install on it. Until then, WHY WOULD YOU SAY THAT? YOU THINK YOU'RE BETTER THAN ME? TRYING TO MAKE ME FEEL SOME TYPE OF WAY?

(seriously something gets posted in every thread every few weeks about this exact thing and there is never an easy click solution...unless you want us retards to stop adding content)

Go to https://cloudconvert.com/

Click "Select FIle" and select the clip you downloaded from Kick.
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Once its there, select MP4 in the box next to "Convert to".
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Click "Convert".
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Wait for it to upload and process (took around 20 seconds with your clip).

And you will be served a optimized version of your clip, no changes are required, its good out of the box.
Turned your 36mb clip to 6mb.

Its not the best way to do it, but I know there are less-technical people among us, and thats fine. Its good enough, I also sometimes use it when I'm lazy, its legit good stuff.
 
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>hey i'd like an a quick easy way to do x that doesn't involve the command line
>here's how i do x using the command line really easily


Everytime. Autistis cannot resist the siren call. It's like asking them to not to recommend linux when you have a windows question. They're incapable of resisting the urge.
In my defense, I didn't read the "no command line" part and the script is for windows. : (
 
Everytime. Autistis cannot resist the siren call. It's like asking them to not to recommend linux when you have a windows question. They're incapable of resisting the urge.
They have to CTRL+C and CTRL+V and then forevermore click an icon. But hey why not just cost nool terabytes of bandwidth instead.
 
They have to CTRL+C and CTRL+V and then forevermore click an icon. But hey why not just cost nool terabytes of bandwidth instead.
Null implicitly stated that he prefers uploads to be in 4K. He said something about needing every pixel…

 
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>hey i'd like an a quick easy way to do x that doesn't involve the command line
>here's how i do x using the command line really easily


Everytime. Autistis cannot resist the siren call. It's like asking them to not to recommend linux when you have a windows question. They're incapable of resisting the urge.
if your not using the commandline after using a computer for more then *arbitrary amount of time* then your retarded and moreover a windows user which is far worse in my opinion.
 
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