Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

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Pizza fans, your thoughts?
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Eh, I'll agree with Patrick to a point here. Comparing Chicago-Style pizza with other styles is kind of like comparing a jackfruit to a pineapple, it just doesn't work.
Meathead does a pretty good breakdown of the pizza styles here. Also, Pat should not be eating any pizza as it will just make his bitch tits larger and simply increase the demand for his genocide pepperoni.....
 
Eh, I'll agree with Patrick to a point here. Comparing Chicago-Style pizza with other styles is kind of like comparing a jackfruit to a pineapple, it just doesn't work.
Meathead does a pretty good breakdown of the pizza styles here. Also, Pat should not be eating any pizza as it will just make his bitch tits larger and simply increase the demand for his genocide pepperoni.....

I agree, the following were the first images that came up when I googled Detroit style pizza.
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It looks like it requires a lot of slices of dark pepperoni.
 
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Pat sent this tweet about a nonexistent bottle of "bubbly" that he already drank years ago because OandA referenced a very old tweet that he made about having it in the freezer for Trump going to jail. It was nice of him to follow through on the bit.

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Freezer? A champagne bottle would explode if you put it in the freezer. So maybe Fatty actually did that but he'd have had to get another.
 
Freezer? A champagne bottle would explode if you put it in the freezer. So maybe Fatty actually did that but he'd have had to get another.
It's especially tragic when you consider that bottle was Albert Einstein. Then everyone at the Gamestop clapped. Experts suspect it was just a can of beer Niki dropped that had rolled under the table.
 
Freezer? A champagne bottle would explode if you put it in the freezer. So maybe Fatty actually did that but he'd have had to get another.
He called it bubbly, so it probably was fizzy perry or some other carbonated barely alcoholic mouthwash sold in champagne style bottles.

If it was Champagne, it was totally 100% Moet and Chandon, which as far as champers goes, it is inferior to a good Prosecco or Cava.
Hell, it's even inferior to an opened can of Tennant's super, found on a warm summers day on a street in Glasgow.

I bet he doesn't even know how to open a bottle of champagne.
 
He called it bubbly, so it probably was fizzy perry or some other carbonated barely alcoholic mouthwash sold in champagne style bottles.

If it was Champagne, it was totally 100% Moet and Chandon, which as far as champers goes, it is inferior to a good Prosecco or Cava.
Hell, it's even inferior to an opened can of Tennant's super, found on a warm summers day on a street in Glasgow.

I bet he doesn't even know how to open a bottle of champagne.
I am unimpressed by your knowledge of champagne and disgusted by your needless display of it. You sound like Rick.
 
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I found what Patrick listens to when he hunts his pepperoni ingredients.
Crush also works, though that's probably something he listens to when he enjoy prisons someone.
I don't think Mario has made music in like two years. Either he's gone too woke or died from obesity.

Also fitting
Run, Nigger, Run
 
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