Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Procrastinhater]

Eventually one day, she calls in from the ICU suffering from a complete psychotic break from the alcohol. She barely still knew who she was, but she thought she was back on a Navy ship from her youth. You can hear Opie and Jim's hearts sink as they realize how lost she is. Hearing her repeatedly exclaim in confusion "I'm on a ship! I'm on a ship!" is brutally tragic. Pretty sure she died soon after that call.

Fuuuuck thats pretty messed up.
You can tell she's completely fucking gone there, she can't even remember who she is, she's probably sitting on the phone in the nuthouse here, orderlies just humoring her she's on a fucking ship to keep her quiet.
Damn.

She thinks fucking Reagan is still in office.

 

[anionfarflung]

ot sure what else to say. Either people will chose to believe gundam or not. He claims Flash also knew. Maybe Flash will corroborate it.

YF might have found out more personal things about Nick back when they were prowling late-night Knoxville during Bubba Fest. August 2019.

 

[Party Hat Wurmple]

FIRST OF ALL, no black penis has EVER fouled Our Wife. If there was swinging taking place, it was with WHITE penises/couples. The only reason they went to a resort in Jamaica was because Rekieta, the swine, is turned on by humiliation. Kayla, like the princess she is noped right out of it. “No black penises for me, Nick! Suggest it one more time and I’m flying home!”

There's a lot of hints dropped that Drex might've tapped that...

 

[Fake Steve Franssen]

I'm skimming the highlights but I haven't seen the Skinner meme.

 

[Eggward biscuitbottom]

This lawtube civil war is fucking beautiful. Even Ralph never gave us such a harvest before

I'd argue the sextape made the thread move faster come on now don't diss the original pill popping drunk drugged streamer with a fall from grace nick is but fake Ralph.

 

[holyhandgrenade]

The Lead Attorney was complimenting PPP. IMO PPP would make one hell of a prosecutor

Does anyone else find it strange how many people ITT gargle PPPs balls? He's a fat retard like wut

 

[Young_Griff]

FIRST OF ALL, no black penis has EVER fouled Our Wife. If there was swinging taking place, it was with WHITE penises/couples. The only reason they went to a resort in Jamaica was because Rekieta, the swine, is turned on by humiliation. Kayla, like the princess she is noped right out of it. “No black penises for me, Nick! Suggest it one more time and I’m flying home!”



She is a sweet, confused woman who has been gaslit for years by Rekieta, to the point of taking crazy pills.



Yeah, well… That's like your opinion. And it’s WRONG!

Had me going for a second there. Thought who the fuck is this K-Hole defender and then read the name.

10/10, you earned a you

 

[yydszmiteg2]

Does anyone else find it strange how many people ITT gargle PPPs balls? He's a fat retard like wut

He's a useful fat retard. That's why people are big-ing him up. Once this is over they likely won't think too much about him again for a while.

 

[Soggy paper straw]

Something a bit different - I was curious if all the publicity of the Balldo had any effect on sales, and thus the value of the company producing it.

Is this... the Sonichu curse?

As of 19th of March, the company dissolved. Apparently, now all the property of the company goes to the Crown (British Monarchy)!

"All property and rights vested in, or held in trust for, the Company are deemed to be bona vacantia, and will belong to the Crown."

Link to Company House (Archive)

 

[Fapcop]

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Goddamn man, the difference between that Kayla and the cracked out twig we saw recently is wild.

Don’t know how much of Rekieta’s retelling here is just “funny stories” but it sounds like there was some major dysfunction going on. A violent seven year old isn’t cute and funny, it’s a goddamn cause for concern.

Can’t help but note that Rekieta having favorites is just something everyone in the family knows. Notice Kayla’s reaction, she doesn’t even have to think about who the favorite kid is.

I’m sure that’s a cause for endless amusement and laughs with the other Rekieta kids. And totally not something that will set them up for failures.

 

[Fake Steve Franssen]

Actually, prohibition in the US in the 1920ies worked.

A lot of people like to pretend that it was a huge failure because it didn’t magically make alcohol consumption disappear overnight. But if you look at statistics, alcohol consumption fell pretty dramatically.

How the fuck would they measure something like that though? "Fellow citizen, how much illegal alcohol are you consuming?"

 

[feral cat #6385]

Whether or not going cold turkey would present a danger to Nick depends whether he became a daytime drinker.

There is no whether friend.

This is depressing in retrospect. Imagine pissing this away. Hold me bros

That video is taken from Hedonism II. They started swinging either right before that video or after. Wholesome couple.

 

[Harvey Danger]

Sean said he was speculating with a 3rd party on discord, echoing their points, and then said 3rd party sent the screenshot to Ralph, lol.

For the 10 millionth time: NOTHING GOOD COMES FROM DISCORD

Every sane person should uninstall it, period.

 

[HodgePodgeRogerDodger]

For right now I think we can believe like 80% of Aaron’s narrative to be true. Nothing has really emerged to debunk it, but I think he’s a retard who didn’t realize Kayla was using him to get back at Nick for some slight or if they just were into the swinging lifestyle.

Nick probably did gay shit with Aaron. Nick poledanced for one of his Jannie’s, Vahalla Awaits, at a playboy Air BnB in Nashville. I think that ethot stream was doing a “wouldn’t it be funny hahaha… unless????”

Aaron, who I give way too much leeway towards, lived like 30-45 minutes from Balldo. The timeline he gives was he left less than two months ago. Aaron did morning shows this entire time. He has some work ethic for his crappy podcast, unlike Nick. I can believe that he had no clue it devolved in the time he was gone with his stories on trying to get Kayla to gain back weight I can believe Nick wasn’t buying food.

Aaron is a fucking loser, but I think he has a relationship with his ex-wife and seemed to go to her before the cops, if (big if) he’s telling the truth. He has motivation for getting out. I do think he was scared of Nick though. Nick might be a scrawny faggot, but Nick is an addict with access to guns and educated enough to make threats that sound real.

 

[anionfarflung]

That woman he was on the DnD stream with either knew or made a very good guess. That was August 9th 2022.

PS It's pretty shitty not to finish a gaming session for any reason other than an emergency.

 

[Young_Griff]

There is no whether friend.

That video is taken from Hedonism II. They started swinging either right before that video or after. Wholesome couple.

If they were already swinging at this point they faked it well. I think most people would kill for the life they "portrayed".

 

[Fapcop]

How the fuck would they measure something like that though? "Fellow citizen, how much illegal alcohol are you consuming?"

How would they do any sociological study. We have surveys today where they ask about use of illicit substances.

You can also extrapolate a lot of data from looking at alcohol busts, production in Canada and Mexico, etc.

 

[Mr.Bucket]

He uses Signal though. Wouldn’t be surprised if he learned using it from his dealers.

Null said he told him how to use it.

 

[holyhandgrenade]

He's a useful fat retard. That's why people are big-ing him up. Once this is over they likely won't think too much about him again for a while.

I've never felt the need to suck a guy's dick so hard just because he did something useful once but maybe I'm just built different.

 

[Young_Griff]

I've never felt the need to suck a guy's dick so hard just because he did something useful once but maybe I'm just built different.

Doubt