Ask @WelperHelper99 about mormon shit - Cope and Seethe edition

BULLY HUNTER_78 said:
I don’t know about “nothing wrong” but they definitely shouldn’t have extrajudicially executed him.
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Wow. Imagine saying someone shouldn't have been executed by a mob. Such bravery. Unfortunately Abilmelech is a coward it seems and thinks people should die over religion.
Abimelech said:
Really?

Polygamy:


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Lying about the Book of Abraham:

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Lying about the Kinderhook Plates:


Scamming people with his "seer stones" and treasure hunting schemes:


And you yourself once described him as "the most flawed leader in history."
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Nice chart and links slick. You know what I think of them?
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Nothing but a big pile of bullshit.
 
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WelperHelper99 said:
Abilmelech is a coward
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As I keep pointing out, it's easy to insult anonymous internet users.

But as this thread keeps repeatedly proving, it's not so easy for Mormons to refute historical facts.

It also apparently isn't so easy for them to correctly spell the names of biblical figures. But that's no surprise, since they don't follow the bible.

ROFL at the "financial reasons" excuse. "I married multiple child brides and stole other men's wives because of money, not sex!" Okay, Karen.🤣
 
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WelperHelper99 said:
Prove he had sex with them and it wasn't for financial reasons. I know a political marriage is beyond your Mormon hating mind, but fuck off.
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Don’t you generally adopt, instead of marry, a child you don’t intend to fuck? But I digress. Modern Mormons are against pedophilia so that’s good enough for me.

I’m more than happy to separate the polygamous man from the monogamous religious symbol.
 
Abimelech said:
As I keep pointing out, it's easy to insult anonymous internet users.
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It is dumbass, and it's very funny to see your butch tits get twisted.
Abimelech said:
But as this thread keeps repeatedly proving, it's not so easy for Mormons to refute historical facts.
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You mean your DEBOONKING? Yeah, im not taking you seriously faggot.
Abimelech said:
It also apparently isn't so easy for them to correctly spell the names of biblical figures. But that's no surprise, since they don't follow the bible.
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King James Version. You are a mongoloid if you dont think we dont read the Bible. Also dont know what you're talking about. But it smells like shit.
Abimelech said:
ROFL at the "financial reasons" excuse. "I married multiple child brides and stole other men's wives because of money, not sex!" Okay, Karen.🤣
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Why do you think one of the first things we did when we got to Utah was build our own banking system. Debanking isn't new retard. Marriage gets around a lot of bullshit.
 
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Abimelech said:
"Hey, here are a few commonly known and well documented historical facts about your religion."

"OMG BITCH TITS YOU ARE SUCH A COWARD AND EVERYTHING IS LIES!!!!"

"Okay, my guy. If you say so."

"ITS SO FUNNY TO WATCH YOU GET SO UPSET ABOUT THIS!!!!111"

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Dyn said:
I had LDS missionaries come to the door recently and they were women how long has that been a thing? I almost verbally abused them because I assumed they were JW's but then I saw the little nametag
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Jehovahs wear street clothes
Mormons wear uniforms
Look similar because Jehovahs dress conservatively (like for church), but that’s the difference
Mormons also bicycle if practical
Napoleon III said:
Question Can you elaborate on the way Mormons/LDS view the Trinity how far off from Catholic or High Church Protestantism are you guys in your belief about the trinity.


For example if I asked you to agree with the Catholic definition of the trinity would you find that hard or would you be fine with it?
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Theyre Arians, essentially, when it comes to that.

Syzyg said:
Was God the Father ever a man?
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Yes
King Follett Discourse

As man now is, God once was:
As God now is, man may be.
 
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Dyn said:
Yeah they were just dressed modestly in long grey wool skirts and light sweaters, it didn't look like a uniform or anything.
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Sister missionaries get a lot of slack compared to guys in terms of dress code. Men, dress shirt, slacks, tie. Women also get sent to safer areas. No trips to Zimbabwe for a sister missionary.
 
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