Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[DumbDude43]

I also wonder how suicidal he'd get if the denial stopped and he realized what he's done.

yeah especially if he is all alone now
remember, he probably hasn't been alone/lonely in over 20 years, always had people around, but now all of a sudden everybody is gone and he has nobody

 

[Procrastinhater]

It's through the Queen Mother and the Lord Glamis so I'm gonna go out on a limb and say its Norman/French.

Meh

Not as Kino as pure Anglo Saxon, or Viking, the Normans were gay Frenchified Vikings, but not as bad as the cursed Habsburgs.

You should be OK.

 

[CeilingTile47]

Looks like he's still alive. He liked this flash tweet in the past 30 mins or so.

 

[Strix454]

Did Nick ever outright confirm that he was banging April, or that she was living in the house, or that he and Kayla were a swinger couple, or was that all speculation here and elsewhere that was proven true after the arrest?

Nick never confirmed anything. In the police reports, they even deny that April is living in the house.

Since the arrest his message has been that we don't really know the real story, Nick is fine. Nick doesn't have a problem. The children were always fine. Everything is the fault of one lying bitch.

Things were proven out by a combination of Aaron's statements and the police reports.

 

[Ice Gun Ninja]

Cummings' defense attorney Carey Morrisey is the special prosecutor on the Rust shooting cases.

I don't know which one that is. But I remember both of his defense attorneys were very very good. One of them even made a cop cry on stand. That was hilarious.
When did she change side and become a prosecutor?

 

[ThriceBakedPotato]

It’s fucking sad.

The grass is always greener on the other side of the hedonism resort, but it takes some impressive retardation from Nick’s side in order to not realize that he has a pretty good deal there.

Oh wait, that’s right… Five kids! Body ruined!

Right? Retard or not he seemed to have it all, but he threw it all away so he could sink his balls in some other man's wife while he dicks down his.


Budget cut Icarus here flew too close to the sun and ruined the lives of everyone involved.

He always said he was a narcissist, I guess he was actually telling the truth.

 

[Slur Generator]

Hey, just a suggestion. If the Kiwis manage to get the footage first, make the watermark something NSFW so grifters on Youtube can't nab it. That'd be extra funny to see that salt.

Swastikas

 

[gang weeder]

I'll give you that his marriage probably wasn't great. However, it was kept out of the limelight so we didn't really know. I don't buy though that he always resented having moral constraints.

Severe alcoholics like Nick eventually get wet brain. That will change their entire personality. Inhibitions that once existed no longer exist. The whole "drunk mans words are truth" thing is BS because alcohol turns off a lot of your inhibitions. Those inhibitions that turn off are also integral parts of your personality. For example, if you're drunk and say you hate your kids, do you actually? No. Not necessarily. Maybe you hate them for a moment when they do something bad. But you don't actually hate them. I don't think you guys give alcohol the credit it really deserves. Alcohol fucks with your brain HARD in large quantities and it's one of the few self fueling addictions but it chemically tricks your brain into wanting more alcohol. I don't know if any you guys have been around severe, kidney failing, cirrhosis tier alcoholics but they have some horrible stories. A lot of these Lolcows are alcoholics. I don't think they'd do all this hilarious and embarrassing shit if they were sober. I don't think Nick would either. Whether their brains are permanently fucked from booze or not is beyond me, but I really think alcohol drives more of Nick's degeneracy than a lot of Farmers think it does.

Wet brain is pretty severe end stage alcoholic stuff. I'm sure it's not impossible to get it at 40 but I'd be surprised, especially because while Nick may have had an issue with alcohol from the start of his streaming career, he clearly wasn't getting wasted on the same level that he did in more recent years. This whole thing has been a slow motion train crash, the degeneracy and swinging rumors aren't something that suddenly appeared on a dime. Going back in time on this very thread, he was already doing this shit all the way back in 2020, 4 years ago:

Spoiler: anime degen

 

[ReverendVerse]

Nick never confirmed anything. In the police reports, they even deny that April is living in the house.

Since the arrest his message has been that we don't really know the real story, Nick is fine. Nick doesn't have a problem. The children were always fine. Everything is the fault of one lying bitch.

Things were proven out by a combination of Aaron's statements and the police reports.

In the incident report Nick did tell the cops that April was a friend that was visiting. However, in the same report, Kayla said that April was they're live-in nanny.

 

[bile demon]

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Rick the #1 LOTY contender keeping track of the current reigning & defending champion's every move. Eyes on the prize.

Nick saves up fucking ammo against people in his life he can use against them if they ever have a disagreement.
He has no problem using the absolute worst points in somebodies life, even if it was fucking literally years ago, to score points against them in an argument, but he will throw an absolute shit fit if you bring up the fucking mess he is right now.

Textbook Ralphamale tactics. Nick learned from the best the Sektur has to offer.

 

[Captain Manning]

Since the arrest his message has been that we don't really know the real story, Nick is fine. Nick doesn't have a problem. The children were always fine. Everything is the fault of one lying bitch.

I am really curious as to who he considers "the one lying bitch."

The sister? The teacher? April?

It's almost like a Marion Berry spaz out. Which is fitting, I guess, if he wants to keep pretending he's black ("BITCH SET ME UP! GOD DAMN BITCH!")

And why does he think it's gonna save his ass given what was found in the house?

 

[gang weeder]

Interesting... it seems to be that liver cirrhosis deaths were decreasing to prohibition levels before prohibition though. Any explanation for that??

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https://www.statista.com/statistics/1088683/death-rate-rate-during-prohibition/

The anti-alcohol attitude was probably ramping up in the US culturally for a good while before Prohibition was finally passed as its crowning achievement. A policy like Prohibition probably doesn't just come out of nowhere, a prolonged activist campaign with a lot of corresponding cultural change leads up to it. Sort of like how you can see attitudes and public opinion on gays changing a lot before Obergefell finally happens.

I am really curious as to who he considers "the one lying bitch."

The sister? The teacher? April?

It's almost like a Marion Berry spaz out. Which is fitting, I guess, if he wants to keep pretending he's black ("BITCH SET ME UP! GOD DAMN BITCH!")

And why does he think it's gonna save his ass given what was found in the house?

The preschool teacher seems most likely by far.

 

[NadeND-001]

I share some of that blood, how fucked am I guys?

As long as you dont decide to go Nick route and look deep into the bottle, plunge that schnozzel into some fine powder & lurk behind the door holding a snack tray you should be fine.

Talkin bout degeneracy with that profile pic, shut yo goofy ass up nigga

You have sumtin against dark elfs? Go into the corner and hold the snack tray boi.

 

[Fapcop]

The anti-alcohol attitude was probably ramping up in the US culturally for a good while before Prohibition was finally passed as its crowning achievement. A policy like Prohibition probably doesn't just come out of nowhere, a prolonged activist campaign with a lot of corresponding cultural change leads up to it. Sort of like how you can see attitudes and public opinion on gays changing a lot before Obergefell finally happens.

A pretty drastic fall really:

 

[The-Patriarchy]

Nick never confirmed anything. In the police reports, they even deny that April is living in the house.

Since the arrest his message has been that we don't really know the real story, Nick is fine. Nick doesn't have a problem. The children were always fine. Everything is the fault of one lying bitch.

Things were proven out by a combination of Aaron's statements and the police reports.

Kayla contradicted him and said April was their live-in nanny, DON'T TALK TO THE COPS

 

[Balldo's Gate]

Aaron, who I give way too much leeway towards, lived like 30-45 minutes from Balldo. The timeline he gives was he left less than two months ago. Aaron did morning shows this entire time. He has some work ethic for his crappy podcast, unlike Nick. I can believe that he had no clue it devolved in the time he was gone with his stories on trying to get Kayla to gain back weight I can believe Nick wasn’t buying food.

Aaron is a fucking loser, but I think he has a relationship with his ex-wife and seemed to go to her before the cops, if (big if) he’s telling the truth. He has motivation for getting out. I do think he was scared of Nick though. Nick might be a scrawny faggot, but Nick is an addict with access to guns and educated enough to make threats that sound real.

It appears Nick wanted Aaron to sign an NDA, or put up April to request Aaron sign an NDA. Obviously, April the live-in coke whore isn't the one coming up with the idea for an NDA, and Nick probably thought that was what rock stars like Nick Rekieta do to keep embarrassing details from coming to light.

It's pretty clear Nick was totally delusional and manic near the end and what was appearing on stream was the tip of the iceberg.

I mean… At the end of the day, cops are kinda lazy

They got the drugs, they got some guns and stuff me parents with neglect charges.

So they’re going to put a nice big bow on it and charge Nick and Kayla. They’re not likely to try to come up with charges for everyone involved.

That doesn't appear to be their game plan at all. Aaron already confirmed they wanted to talk to him, and I guess they did. But.... It's a simple possession case right now. They got a warrant to search for coke, the coke was found in their master bedroom, Nick confirmed they slept there. Case closed. It seems they have no need to talk to him if they weren't considering additional charges, they have all the proof they need.

It's likely this is the biggest investigation in the county for years.

 

[Catgirl Tyranid]

That doesn't suit Nick because he only gets to be a passive observer.

Counter point! Nick's a cuck, being a passive observer is the only way he can derive sexual pleasure anymore. Check-mate Incel Prudes!

Edit:

Hey, just a suggestion. If the Kiwis manage to get the footage first, make the watermark something NSFW so grifters on Youtube can't nab it. That'd be extra funny to see that salt.

No, just make it a farms specific watermark so youtube grifters are forced to acknowledge where they got the footage.

 

[anionfarflung]

Nuke Africa. Fuck the Lions, fuck the Zebra, fuck those big aquatic pig things with the big teeth, and fuck this guy. Sorry but something has to go with such a brain dead take.

Neutron bomb so we can exploit its resources like the Nazis did in The Man in the High Castle.

 

[Strix454]

If that were true, nobody would have watched his shit. He would not have become a minor e-celebrity. He would not have been considered "a friend of the Farms," instead of the total lolcow you see now.

What I'll say is that there have differences of opinion about Nick going all the way back to the start. That there were times when nobody was going to listen to one bad word said about Nick and there was going to be no mercy shown to those who didn't drink the kool aid. You couldn't get away with saying certain things or bringing certain things up. You were either going to be called stupid or called an SJW pawn of the other side.

To me, there is no value in re-fighting all that history now. You are entitled to your point of view.

 

[Jason "Qriist" Close]

just posted