Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

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What would the outcome of the harassment restraining order be?

  • A WIN for the Toe against Patrick Melton.

    Votes: 64 20.0%
  • A WIN for the Toe against Nicholas Rekieta.

    Votes: 4 1.3%
  • A MAJOR WIN for the Toe, it's upheld against both of them.

    Votes: 87 27.2%
  • Huge L, felted, cooked etc, it gets thrown out.

    Votes: 52 16.3%
  • A win for the lawyers (and Kiwi Farms) because it gets postponed again.

    Votes: 113 35.3%

  • Total voters
    320
Denial is not going to work. The only winning strategy I can see is this:

=Kayla and I were having problems
=We got involved with the Imholtes
=They introduced us to drugs=Being a strait-laced Christian couple, we never tried drugs and things escalated
=When we were under the influence, they also convinced us to swap partners
=Things got out of control and a number of bad decisions were made
=We are thankful our community cared enough to intervene and rescue us from these vices
Not sure if I would go with that if I were them. NAL but if the swinging/cuck stuff is part of the trial I would think the prosecution could potentially get bank records for Hedonism II. He would have to do a plea deal in order to use that excuse.
 
Part Nick's addiction is being terminally online. He is not going back to "Le Trad Dad" after this. Sure he can pull a born again crap, but this is days after smack bust and he is still sperging in private chats. Him coming back is gonna be a relapse. Gonna get torn apart in chat.
Best thing he can do is be cut from the net. Go get a normal job Nick you are done online.
By all accounts Nick seems incapable of making himself work for a boss, and even eventually being able to manage his own business (if it doesn't involve just talking at a camera).

Sure noone likes working, but Nick seems incapable of doing anything he doesn't enjoy. It's as if activities he doesn't enjoy are like anathema to him.
 
How about you apologize to your starving dirty kids you piece of shit. Is this retard really gonna stream without acknowledging anything he's done!?
Yes.

On the one hand, I think he's objectively correct to shut the fuck up about his case. Any lawyer worth a shit would tell him to do the same thing.

On the other hand, I agree it's kinda gross to go back to streaming with all this going on. This is something where anybody with shame would not want to be seen in public for a good long while.
 
Considering Aaron is an Anthony Cumia clone, this one seems particularly relevant:


Lady Diane had been a fan of the O&A show for decades, she worked for a brewery and became a massive alcoholic. They'd spend years talking to her when she'd call in telling her to get her shit together, they arranged for her to go to AA, they even eventually hired her as a paid intern to find purpose. Nothing worked and she ultimately lost her husband, her son, and her home.

Eventually one day, she calls in from the ICU suffering from a complete psychotic break from the alcohol. She barely still knew who she was, but she thought she was back on a Navy ship from her youth. You can hear Opie and Jim's hearts sink as they realize how lost she is. Hearing her repeatedly exclaim in confusion "I'm on a ship! I'm on a ship!" is brutally tragic. Pretty sure she died soon after that call.

This is exactly the direction Nick is heading with his drinking unless he turns it around. He's going to be sitting in the ICU, doing imaginary livestreams to himself, thinking he's still in his office talking to Drex, asking the doctor when he can see his wife or children, and he'll never be able to turn it back.

He needs rehab yesterday and even then, it's probably too late.
Holy shit that's a blast from the past. Fucking hell man I didn't plan to get shot in the feels like that. That lady had such a sad ending to her life.
 
Renovating a new studio aka a literal cuck crack shack in an undisclosed location, because his extended family is probably at war with him over his absolute fuck up.

Kayla's sister was concerned before the investigations, and her concerns seem to have been warranted.
Kayla and Nick get arrested for child neglect/drug possession/ weapons possession. Kayla's family probably blame Nick entirely for the situation.
Grandparents now have the children. The 16 year old and his friends are probably seeing all this stuff on the internet about his retarded father.
Cuck Aaron is all over the lower case "i" internet telling domestic abuse, swinger, and drug stories about the Rekietas.
They had an actual whore living at the house and sleeping in the master bedroom.
Nick trashed the trust fund house.

Nick's family is probably pissed beyond belief with him.
They set him up for success and he in his own words he decided to enter his midlife crisis early to get it out of the way.

We didn't know what he meant at the time, but the world knows now.
 
On the one hand, I think he's objectively correct to shut the fuck up about his case. Any lawyer worth a shit would tell him to do the same thing.
The funniest thing he could do would be to hype a new stream next week, get all the stream snipers and react grifters primed, and then cancel an hour or two ahead of time citing "My lawyer advised me to limit my social media posting". I would laugh really hard.
 
On the other hand, I agree it's kinda gross to go back to streaming with all this going on. This is something where anybody with shame would not want to be seen in public for a good long while.
When things first imploded a week ago I was unaware that he had a trust fund and loaded parents. I was (sincerely) advocating for him to stream because I thought it was a required dayjob (ie, a responsibility) instead of something more akin to a paying hobby.

Now enlightened, the STAY TUNED posts he keeps making kind of come off as coke-fueled mania. He shouldn't stream but if he's going to then he should just. do. so. He very erratic right now.
 
Has anyone posted this clip yet? I couldn't find it via search.
The sermon 'Will We Be Warned...Will We Warn?!' is now privated on the church YouTube, but this clip is from a couple days before the pastor came forward with the report to police.
https://x.com/TheDebbieMia/status/1795933955356540942

I can't download it right now, but here is the transcript. I believe he was telling his own story about realizing he wasn't putting his own family first and then spoke about needing to intervene when you see others in that position:

"It could have been a disaster, I'm telling you that. And when you have things fall apart in your home, and with your children, you have no platform, really. Oh you might still be going through the same motions but that which was most important was right in my own home, and God revealed that to me through David and Dianne.
And so I want to stop here and I want to remind us, remind you, that that person in somebody else's life, you might not know it, you might not acknowledge it, you might not understand all of it, the key thing I want to ask all of us: are you willing to take the risk and speak into someone else's life when God reveals that they're going to make a costly mistake, they are going to do something that could ruin legacy, ruin family, have far reaching affects on more than just them? That's the situation we have here..."
 
Something a bit different - I was curious if all the publicity of the Balldo had any effect on sales, and thus the value of the company producing it.

Is this... the Sonichu curse?

As of 19th of March, the company dissolved. Apparently, now all the property of the company goes to the Crown (British Monarchy)!

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Late/off-topic but just want to note that I appreciate that "Nadgerz" are the Balldo masterminds, 'nadgers' being Bri'ish slang for testicles. Chefs kiss.

As you were.
 
So realistically what options do Nick have outside going back to grifting? And probably getting paid to drink... He is lawyer, but it is unlikely anyone will hire someone with pending drug charges... And if he goes back to drinking on stream, just how badly will it go or how soon it will go horribly?
 
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Not sure if I would go with that if I were them. NAL but if the swinging/cuck stuff is part of the trial I would think the prosecution could potentially get bank records for Hedonism II. He would have to do a plea deal in order to use that excuse.
Oh if I were rackets it would never go to trial. I would do my best to look repentant and take the best plea I could get. I would also make sure the body cams and other evidence from the case never sees the light of day.

I'd also work out a way to arrange for Mommie and daddy to buy out Kayla so I could ditch her and the brats. Moving the fuck out of Minnesota and to some place more to my tastes.

"Unfortunately our marriage did not survive. But we are still the best of friends and I am active in my children's lives." Or some other line of bullshit.

I would disappear for a good six months and come back looking like a choir boy. I fooled those stinking farmers for FOUR YEARS. I can bounce back and fool the normie contingent of my audience.
 
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