Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

[TheMovieGuy]

I guess it's going to be endless frittatas masquerading as 'bread' videos until the sixth and final stroke. Check out the 1/4" cheese 'slices' and burnt bacon:

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(he's also really excited about his stupid waterproof TV)

His cottage cheese budget has to be thousands of dollars at this point....

 

[TheRaptorJesus]

Didn't he used to have a much nicer kitchen when he first moved to TN? Did they have to downsize to fund his stroke life? Can't he sell his grill collection?

 

[AnOminous]

I guess it's going to be endless frittatas masquerading as 'bread' videos until the sixth and final stroke. Check out the 1/4" cheese 'slices' and burnt bacon:

It looks like utter shit. This is what it looks like from a real recipe, not whatever weird ass thing Jack did:

That at least looks like bread, I suppose, rather than Jack's puddle of dried vomit.

 

[Marc]

until the sixth and final stroke.

At this point. I’m expecting at least seven: One to put him in his deathbed with locked-in syndrome (and somebody still uploading videos of Tammy packing hunks of lightly seared, butter-lubricated chuck roast down his feeding tube as one would a musket), then another to finish him off, later that night (which the family will attempt to sue the hospital over; claiming it’s the hospital staff’s fault he incurred his seventh stroke).

 

[Super Hans v2]

Didn't he used to have a much nicer kitchen when he first moved to TN? Did they have to downsize to fun his stroke life? Can't he sell his grill collection?

Yes, yes, and over his dead body (imminent).

 

[Agamemnon Busmalis]

At this point. I’m expecting at least seven: One to put him in his deathbed with locked-in syndrome (and somebody still uploading videos of Tammy packing hunks of lightly seared, butter-lubricated chuck roast down his feeding tube as one would a musket), then another to finish him off, later that night (which the family will attempt to sue the hospital over; claiming it’s the hospital staff’s fault he incurred his seventh stroke).

Butter imprisoning me
I cannot see
Only leaning keto
I cannot reach
I cannot squat
Prisoner of fud
Hey guys, movie was gud

 

[Puggers]

Jack is a fan of Hollywood Undead. What a fucking retard.

 

[semitooth]

I guess it's going to be endless frittatas masquerading as 'bread' videos until the sixth and final stroke. Check out the 1/4" cheese 'slices' and burnt bacon:

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(he's also really excited about his stupid waterproof TV)

remember guys, he's sunk 15 years into uploading "cooking" videos, yet doesn't know how to cook, or edit, mix sound, do motion graphics or engage with his audience.

edit: it turned out looking like this from the Jimmy neutron movie:

and LOL @ the massive cope by saying "the bottom of the bread is more "egg like" they don't show you that in the videos"
Yeah maybe cause it's not supposed to be "Egg like" you fucking buffoon.

 

[Hamstirer]

It looks like utter shit. This is what it looks like from a real recipe, not whatever weird ass thing Jack did:
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That at least looks like bread, I suppose, rather than Jack's puddle of dried vomit.

Now I will 110% jack is a absolute hard R Retard and fucked it up...... But you can't post big foot quality pics as an example.

 

[Helvítis Túristi]

I guess it's going to be endless frittatas masquerading as 'bread' videos until the sixth and final stroke. Check out the 1/4" cheese 'slices' and burnt bacon:

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(he's also really excited about his stupid waterproof TV)

The waterproof tv is probably a tv meant to handle rain and not be dumped into water. This is more something for outdoor sports bars and other restaurants with an outside area. One would hope that jack doesn't dunk it in a tub of water for a review video, but that's optimistic.

 

[lindsayfan]

Why would you (I mean I know it's Jack) cut those cheeses that thick if you eat it uncooked? Wouldn't that leave a miserable mouth feeling etc?

it's inexplicable. bricks of cold cheese with burned bacon.

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note at 6:12 when jack tries the little bit of "bread" it ends up on the dead side of his mouth and he has to stick his finger into his gullet to move the food back to the area where he has nerves and muscle

 

[Incredible Mister]

It actually makes me Mati that this clinically obese weak ugly cripple, who is literally killing himself with his diet, still has the audacity, to lecture people about what food is healthy.

 

[Postal Dude]

it kills me how he keeps throwing eggs and cheese into a blender and making “bread”. jack that’s an omelet buddy

 

[JambledUpWords]

I guess it's going to be endless frittatas masquerading as 'bread' videos until the sixth and final stroke. Check out the 1/4" cheese 'slices' and burnt bacon:

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(he's also really excited about his stupid waterproof TV)

I don’t get why he can’t just do something like keto instead of carnivore. He uses the carnivore diet as an excuse to over indulge on meats and cheeses, and is under the delusion he’ll actually lose weight on it. He technically can, but he’d have to be counting calories, which would get in the way of how he regularly eats.

At least with keto, he’d be getting in some much needed fiber, but even before Jack went carnivore, he generally wouldn’t eat a vegetable unless it was slathered in sauces or fried. What I would give to see him eat some roasted broccoli with only salt, pepper, and olive oil.

His palette is actually worse than a five year old’s, because a lot of five year olds will eat vegetables in some form if it’s presented to them. Peas and carrots probably being some of the vegetables kids will easily eat.

 

[Super Hans v2]

I don’t get why he can’t just do something like keto instead of carnivore.

Because being severely diabetic, Jack would have a better odds surviving suck-starting a shotgun than if he went into ketosis.

 

[Kuritan Deplorable]

I don’t get why he can’t just do something like keto instead of carnivore. He uses the carnivore diet as an excuse to over indulge on meats and cheeses, and is under the delusion he’ll actually lose weight on it. He technically can, but he’d have to be counting calories, which would get in the way of how he regularly eats.

Because there's a handful of doctors and ex-fatasses who claim that Carni can reverse some incredibly terrible shit, including stroke damage, and have some thin anecdotal evidence from people who immediately applied it after injury and saw some basic recovery (IE, indistinguishable from luck and normal Therapy). But considering jack has to fold over his one braincell to rub it together to think, these sorts of mental contortions are pretty easy for him to roll with and exaggerate.

So he's not under the delusion he'll lose weight, I'm convinced he's chasing it thinking it'll help fix his arm, and maybe face now. Gud Meats will fix his defunct nerves.

 

[Fascist Frederick]

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Jack is a fan of Hollywood Undead. What a fucking retard.

It totally makes sense, he sometimes wears that Beastie Boys shirt and Hollywood Undead is just like the Beastie Boys if the only musical talent the Beastie Boys had was playing the skin flute.

 

[PlasticOwls]

Tammy just has to be trying to kill him with the food, right?

If Tammy's actually playing a long-con to cash in on some life-insurance check by feeding Jack to death, she could have done the deed 10 years ago. By this point, their finances are fucked, and no insurance company wants to take an obese quintuple-stroke fake-Italian.

That, and Tammy was the breadwinner with her old job as far as I know. She couldve kept her job after leaving Jack, and probably made than if she is fishing for a pay day with a Life Insurance company–and be happier anywhere else.

 

[Adamska]

I guess it's going to be endless frittatas masquerading as 'bread' videos until the sixth and final stroke. Check out the 1/4" cheese 'slices' and burnt bacon:

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(he's also really excited about his stupid waterproof TV)

All this reminds me of is that this is a far shittier version of the breakfast sandwiches DSP made ages ago.

Too retarded to cook the bacon to a consistency that's not solid cancer sticks, too retarded to fucking melt cheese, and too retarded to even ape the trend that was pseudo popular months ago correctly. He's refusing to even bother just mixing the horrid shit he's making correctly and is coping and seething by trying to lie to himself that overcooked omelet/frittata bullshit is bread.

Also too retarded to stop shoving dairy sugars down his throat, which defeats the diet if you over do shit like this. Yes, you can indulge in a bit of cheese or milk, but you watch how much as you do so, wanting the fats and the calcium and vitamins it brings you, not the sugars.

Why would you (I mean I know it's Jack) cut those cheeses that thick if you eat it uncooked? Wouldn't that leave a miserable mouth feeling etc?

I literally think it's due to him wanting as much cheese as possible at once, he can't be fucked to let it melt, and he's probably a freak that likes the texture to be semi-solid.

This is the same idiot who mixes in the unmeltable ricotta cheese with spaghetti sauce for the texture. He also likes semi-raw ribs that snap if you bite them. He has a fucked palate.

it kills me how he keeps throwing eggs and cheese into a blender and making “bread”. jack that’s an omelet buddy

I don’t get why he can’t just do something like keto instead of carnivore. He uses the carnivore diet as an excuse to over indulge on meats and cheeses, and is under the delusion he’ll actually lose weight on it. He technically can, but he’d have to be counting calories, which would get in the way of how he regularly eats.

At least with keto, he’d be getting in some much needed fiber, but even before Jack went carnivore, he generally wouldn’t eat a vegetable unless it was slathered in sauces or fried. What I would give to see him eat some roasted broccoli with only salt, pepper, and olive oil.

His palette is actually worse than a five year old’s, because a lot of five year olds will eat vegetables in some form if it’s presented to them. Peas and carrots probably being some of the vegetables kids will easily eat.

Jack's spamming videos like this due to a mixture of it being lazy and due to the little food gremlin in his head throwing a toddler tantrum at being told that he can't have bread. He's monofocusing on shit he can't have, because he always seethes about what he lacks, no matter what. He did the same shit with desserts too, and I'm surprised he hasn't tried to cheat the diet by making savory desserts yet.

Also he got made fun of for fucking up Keto relentlessly, and his cluster B personality can't handle that, blaming the diet for his own failures and damage to his body.

 

[PlasticOwls]

Also too retarded to stop shoving dairy sugars down his throat, which defeats the diet if you over do shit like this. Yes, you can indulge in a bit of cheese or milk, but you watch how much as you do so, wanting the fats and the calcium and vitamins it brings you, not the sugars.

That point's been mentioned way too many times here, there, and everywhere else, for Jack not to have heard it. At this point, Jack stopped caring. Or deluded himself deep enough to not really matter.

I'm also sure whoever 'edits' his vlogs realized that angry comments = engagement, so leaves in clips of Jack eating dairy and bread specifically to continually piss off @Adamska and every other diet referee who hatewatches him.

We had a back-and-forth about the nuances of this fad diet months ago, and you clearly see the validity in horking down beef to lose weight. I still think it's too vague a diet to really give a shit.

And if this is about being irritated by the sheer hypocrisy, I also think that's expecting way too much out of Jack; It's like continually being mad a morbidly-obese toddler with half his brain pulverized isn't tying his shoes right.

Err, point is, I read the same comments from you about this ever since Jack started this whole carnivore thing. It's like clockwork. If Jack hasnt gotten the memo in 6 months, nothing will.