DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

Where is DSP?

  • He is in Connecticut visiting family/funeral

    Votes: 213 47.9%

  • He and Khet are on a honeymoon style trip

    Votes: 12 2.7%

  • He has an issue (s) with the HOA requiring immediate fixes

    Votes: 27 6.1%

  • Comcast/ISP/Internet Issues

    Votes: 16 3.6%

  • He is taking a Kino Casino style break by not announcing when he comes back

    Votes: 30 6.7%

  • Phil and/or Khet Health Issue

    Votes: 48 10.8%

  • This is a social experiment from DSP

    Votes: 99 22.2%
  • Total voters
    445
  • Poll closed .
Balr0g said:
If he thinks that regardless who wins in November the divide will be gone he is mistaken (again) I'd reckon we might end with a civil war on our hand if it really goes to shit
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you know a lot of the other faggots on this site will shit on the Phil thread but at least we're not the pathetic fucktard contrarian nolifers in the thunderdome and there's plenty who get their jollies giving oversimplified, glossed over, obtuse comments. TLDR fuck them they're stuck on level one and were here in the secret stages where can agree to disagree on lots of things Phils sexuality or lack of for example.
 
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TheGreatWhiteNorth said:
He's done a two-for-one deal. Also, remember when he said that he would be using Twitter for business?

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I like how he assumes people can't do more than one thing. His dumbass does gameplay AND reacts to stuff. Also, and sorry if this triggers people, but those who say "no politics" are just too pussy to scare off a portion of their viewer base. It's a cop-out pretty much every Twitch streamer uses to avoid possibly alienating a viewer. But then again, if your content is so good, it shouldn't matter what your views are unless they're nutty.
TheGreatWhiteNorth said:
Tune in to the stream, and I’m immediately greeted with Phil whining about his shitty plastic utensils while trying to eat his chicken.

Never change, Phil.
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The funniest thing about his use of plastic utensils and paper plates is that IF (a big if) they actually cook, there are these things called pots & pans that will need to be washed still, along with measuring cups & other containers. So one of 2 things are happening... they're special and are willing to wash those items but not plates & utensils OR Phil is lying and they DoorDash every meal.

(I guess they could be using those big tin foil trays but that doesn't seem likely)
 
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TheGreatWhiteNorth said:
Tune in to the stream, and I’m immediately greeted with Phil whining about his shitty plastic utensils while trying to eat his chicken.

Never change, Phil
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It's like when you tune in and the chat is making haikus while Phil is blowing bubbles in a vest while swaying back and forth like he's on the titanic.

There's nothing quite like it.
 
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PieceofShet said:
Unless a dent comes out and claims he bought it, i wont believe it. Pretty sure its always dsp when he says someone gave him something anonim. He had serious tearing so he bought one for himself.
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Phil would never accept or open a box he wasn’t absolutely sure he ordered. Because Phil would never trust anyone, and I mean anyone with the possible exception of his mother, not to send him a bomb full of aerosolized HIV.
 
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Pargon said:
Phil would never accept or open a box he wasn’t absolutely sure he ordered. Because Phil would never trust anyone, and I mean anyone with the possible exception of his mother, not to send him a bomb full of aerosolized HIV.
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Something that went past me is that i realize that all of the things he gets gifted arrive directly to him, which implies that the dent has his address(not that it aint a secret) but the fact that he, under this assumption, would give the dent his address is bullshit considering how paranoid he is about his not-so-personal info. Alternatively the dent just gives him the money and dsp just pays it in installments so that he can have money to spend on hogans. However you look at it, it is scummy and retarded.
 
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00R-Gundam said:
Something that went past me is that i realize that all of the things he gets gifted arrive directly to him, which implies that the dent has his address(not that it aint a secret) but the fact that he, under this assumption, would give the dent his address is bullshit considering how paranoid he is about his not-so-personal info. Alternatively the dent just gives him the money and dsp just pays it in installments so that he can have money to spend on hogans. However you look at it, it is scummy and retarded.
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Phil is the one who makes us dig into his claims so much, because he is a sociopathic liar. He cannot help but lie. If he didn't make such a habit of it, nobody would even check his ass on what he says.

To your point, I'd almost suspect he'd either 1) have a wishlist that somebody bought something off of, which would eliminate the address issue & let him be able to track packages on Amazon or 2) lying his ass off. The amount of hoops he'd require an actual gifter to go through would be quite extensive, unless it's a long time dent he trusts.
 
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Jordan clearly doesn't understand the importance of hitting $100 every stream.

This is another Honda situation isn't it? PHIL HAS DEPRESSION, STUPID!

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00R-Gundam said:
Something that went past me is that i realize that all of the things he gets gifted arrive directly to him, which implies that the dent has his address(not that it aint a secret) but the fact that he, under this assumption, would give the dent his address is bullshit considering how paranoid he is about his not-so-personal info. Alternatively the dent just gives him the money and dsp just pays it in installments so that he can have money to spend on hogans. However you look at it, it is scummy and retarded.
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Look at the leaps of logic he goes through to keep
his lifestyle hidden. And the dents actually believe the shit he shovels.
 
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Pargon said:
Look at the leaps of logic he goes through to keep
his lifestyle hidden. And the dents actually believe the shit he shovels.
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It's not really hidden if you have an IQ greater than a hamster, and realize that Phil blowing money on DoorDash (bitching about it all the way) instead of making meals himself is stupid. Not to mention that KAT IS THE SECOND INCOME. The fuck is she doing?
 
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00R-Gundam said:
Something that went past me is that i realize that all of the things he gets gifted arrive directly to him, which implies that the dent has his address(not that it aint a secret) but the fact that he, under this assumption, would give the dent his address is bullshit considering how paranoid he is about his not-so-personal info. Alternatively the dent just gives him the money and dsp just pays it in installments so that he can have money to spend on hogans. However you look at it, it is scummy and retarded.
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IIRC, with the laptop, he said the dent gave him the money and then he bought it.

Whatever, this is one of those situations where whatever Phil says is correct due to semantics. His entire life is funded by whales.
 
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Doesnt surprise me that the dents or people that just happens to stumble into dsp fall for his lies and victimhood. Afterall not everyone will visit us since ive heard people believe that kiwifarms is so dangerous that entering here means we can hack them and know their ip and their whole info. So theyll just take dsp word for it and donate. They could search for videos about dsp but i think they would be bombarded with detractor videos and you know zoomers and the teens of today cant keep up their attention span for more than a minute.
 
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