Duolicious - 4chan's dating app.

[S.C.U.D.]

He gave a lot of reasons for not wanting kids (the world is a scary place, kids are expensive, schools are gay, he's not good with kids, etc) which may all be true things, but I still want to have kids one day no matter what's going on in the world.

It's all excuses that sound good but at the end of the day there were babies being born in Berlin in 1945, there were babies being born in the former Yugoslavia as it fell apart in the 90s, there are babies being born in all sorts of impoverished and war-torn parts of the world today. One of the great abilities of the human race is how we can just figure things out as they happen. The whole "but what if the economy is 'too bad' to raise a kid?" or "I'm not good with kids" is just an excuse. Any man can figure it out if he just tries and is willing to go out of his comfort zone and think beyond just himself. There are many such cases on both sides, men and women. Years ago I used to look at those screenshots of 40-year old women on dating profiles with "Kids: Wants Someday" and laugh but in reality there's just as many men like that.

At least you figured it out early enough that it could be a clean, easy break (as clean and easy as any breakup can be, at least). Imagine if you had been with him for a year, or even just a few months, with more dates under your belt, before he let it slip he doesn't want kids.

 

[Hojicha]

Can I have Jacob

 

[Sammich]

I'm on the look out for a man who does.

as cringe as i find all this online dating stuff, I hope you find him!

 

[Vect]

...and felt he wasn't a serial killer...

Can KiwiBros give big props to the Unknown Farmer for clearing that high bar.

 

[Edict of Expulsion]

huh i assumed coolfool was a dude. because. dating app. kf.

sidenote, always is interesting from the feeemale side of things of like "had 3 or 4 guys that fit what i was looking for" and here on the cold, barren, wasteland of a celestial moon that is male dating you have the landwhalebeasts, delusional trash that doesn't know she's trash because gender ratio, fat delusional trash like before, occasional delusional mudsharks.

(absolutely depends on venue but for normie dating apps this is absolutely true. duolicious from the leaked data appeared to have a fffuckton of bpd anime princesses. absolutely nonstarters but for new and exciting reasons.)

just wild thinking about being able to go to some spergy app of all places, or wheverever, and find 3-4 people that could be a lifelong wife; when i haven't encountered even one anywhere so far. cest la vie. but really can't say i'm looking.

there is time and lots of people tho. men are the hunters after all.

 

[bliblblblbbllb]

I was not Jacob but this story could have been written about me. Although I was the one that broke up in both cases with my exes over them wanting to get serious too fast for me.

Spoiler: bliblblb wants kids

Basically (from my POV) asking me to babytrap them and behaving like they thought if they got pregnant then marriage would be a given. Wanting to have kids and start a life together... in THAT order. I want kids but it's a little complicated for me due to bad genes and my views (I would want to be able to private school/homeschool, would ideally want a fulltime stay at home parent or for both of us to have flexible jobs so we can actually raise our children, etc.) So the prospect is a very, very serious thing, like it would involve lots of doctors and genetic testing and intense discussion over what my wife would want to do if we had a bad genetic test/I'm personally willing to dedicate my life to a highly special needs kid like others in my family have, but how tf do you ask anyone else the hard questions like "would you abort?" I would want hundreds of thousands in the bank, really good job security and insurance, and for my wife to be willing to basically go to war with me before I would be willing to have kids just due to the high risk involved. It would be several years after marriage, minimum.

So definitely I would say "Yes I want kids" when answering on a dating app, but then in person it becomes a lot more complicated of a question. I would not mark it against a woman for noping out upon hearing that the reality is more like "kids MAYBE 3+ years into the relationship."


@CoolFool Don't let anyone hold it against you or go "WELL YOU COULD HAVE CHANGED HIS MIND" because I think you were in the right and this is a major thing that both sides need to have compatible. It sounds like you DID hear him out, it wasn't like he just said "Uhhhh idk", he had actual reasons and motivations and you heard about them.

It was a really interesting read so if you go on more Kiwifarmer dates do more reports pls lol.

 

[Morrowind: GOTY Edition]

>Date goes perfectly
>She thinks you're even more charismatic than the gigachads on other apps
>Even says you're actually better looking than your best photos
>Still get dumped after first date
kiwibros it's so over

 

[herefortheactualthreads]

 

[Toji Suzuhara]

>Date goes perfectly
>She thinks you're even more charismatic than the gigachads on other apps
>Even says you're actually better looking than your best photos
>Still get dumped after first date
kiwibros it's so over

Well, he lied about one of the most important things regarding a relationship, I would have dumped him too

 

[3deadniggers]

Well, he lied about one of the most important things regarding a relationship, I would have dumped him too

Question : Do you want kids?
Answer : Yes, (but not right now.)
Weeb : Fucking lying cunt. Doesn't want to impregnate a woman right now so he never wants kids!

 

[Marche]

Well, he lied about one of the most important things regarding a relationship, I would have dumped him too

but he did tell her.
I dunno the age but young men do not want kids, they don't think about having kids, young women do and constantly think about it.
Men think very long term in general but overlook small things, when everything is good in a relationship and everything is settled down is when they actually feel like they want kids.

It's men who don't think like this that are the problem, those are the single dads who have 3 kids to different women because they don't care about having a foundation for them first.

 

[umami's milk]

those are the single dads who have 3 kids to different women because they don't care about having a foundation for them first.

lolwut can't say i've heard of this archetype. those are just called deadbeats.

 

[CoolFool]

Jacob is in his late 20s, has a very good career, his own house, etc. It's not like he was a teenager still trying figure things out, and it's not like I'm baby crazy and expecting a baby RIGHT NOW. We're just two people that have two very different long term goals. He initially said he did want kids but after getting to know him better (which is the whole point of dating someone) I found out that no, he really doesn't want kids, and even if he did want kids, he doesn't want them until "8-10 years" down the road, which I just cannot accept. I don't think either party was wrong here, it just didn't work out. Shit happens.

Anyways, I know a lot of people make fun of this app and distrust it (as you should) but I'm being serious here, I actually like the way the app is set up and I like how it matches profiles. The questions are pretty weird and sus sounding but I found the algorithm was way better at matching you up with profiles compared to other apps. I'll probably type up a review and tips about how to find a date later.

 

[Johnny Salami]

Re: Height
A lot of women put 6' or more so any guy shorter then that gets filtered out. If you're 5'10-11 then maybe you can get away with it since most women don't actually know what 6' is. But if they're 5'8 (Josh) then it's best to not lie..At best you can add 2% to your height

Glad you didn't get butchered, @CoolFool. Now null doesn't have to add an additional warning to the website

 

[Shidoen]

Jacob is in his late 20s, has a very good career, his own house, etc. It's not like he was a teenager still trying figure things out, and it's not like I'm baby crazy and expecting a baby RIGHT NOW. We're just two people that have two very different long term goals. He initially said he did want kids but after getting to know him better (which is the whole point of dating someone) I found out that no, he really doesn't want kids, and even if he did want kids, he doesn't want them until "8-10 years" down the road, which I just cannot accept. I don't think either party was wrong here, it just didn't work out. Shit happens.

Anyways, I know a lot of people make fun of this app and distrust it (as you should) but I'm being serious here, I actually like the way the app is set up and I like how it matches profiles. The questions are pretty weird and sus sounding but I found the algorithm was way better at matching you up with profiles compared to other apps. I'll probably type up a review and tips about how to find a date later.

Well better to make the choice of the future now than later on.

 

[Da R00D D00D]

The whole "but what if the economy is 'too bad' to raise a kid?" or "I'm not good with kids" is just an excuse.

There's a big difference when it comes to parenting today and it's the internet and i'm willing to be that's a big part of what that guys fear of having kids was and not because like the economy today is bad or some shit. In order to raise a kid who doesn't have the chance of wanting to troon out or be exposed to porn addicts who want to groom them or who get addicted to stupid shit like tiktok or reveal too much about themselves on the internet etc you have to go through a lot of effort to either completely shelter them and home school them (which can turn them into a socially retarded freak who struggles in the real world) or you have to heavily monitor everything they do and once they're at school there's not much you can do to prevent them from being exposed and being interested in stuff average kids are into and when you stop them from going on the stuff normal kids in middle school and high school are looking at, other kids might see them as weird or bully them and/or the kid will start resenting you for sheltering them which can end with them going even harder into the stuff you tried to keep them from specifically because you didn't want them to look at that stuff.

It's a really tough challenge, i'm not saying it's impossible but it's a serious issue when the majority of parents don't really put any effort into this stuff, either because they don't care or because they're unaware of it. I know this from experience, watching my cousin whose around 13 get a phone when he's 10 and hearing about how he thinks he's gay and how they found a bunch of gay and furry porn on his phone. Of course, there's always the chance they just manage to avoid that stuff or they just recognize it as weird and don't want anything to do with it but it's a dangerous game and I can fully understand anyone who is afraid of fucking it up. Again it's a very different situation, the internet is an important part of society now and you can NOT avoid it, some middle schools even give kids laptop to use at school and home and the average kid does not have much parental control on what they do online and normal social media has pretty bad child protection stuff. This isn't a situation where you "just figure it out bro", you can do everything that would be considered normal for raising a child but then they could secretly be getting groomed by fucking freak, kids are smart and adults grooming kids can tell them all the ways to get around getting caught.

It just absolutely sickens me how predatory the internet is for kids now. Predators existed before but it FEELS like grooming is even higher than before and even easier because of how wide spread the internet is. That's not even going into all of the apps that try to suck as much dopamine out of you as quick as possible, literally rotting kids brains before they even get out of high school.

 

[Maricón de Mierda]

I'll probably type up a review and tips about how to find a date later.

First person to get laid using these tips has to buy CoolFool True and Honest status.

 

[Shidoen]

Can I have Jacob

No he's going to be my bro now, we're gonna watch WWE and discuss which cheese is best.

 

[reptile baht spaniard rid]

Hey I heard where you can pick up five kids dirt cheap ….

 

[3deadniggers]

but he did tell her.
I dunno the age but young men do not want kids, they don't think about having kids, young women do and constantly think about it.
Men think very long term in general but overlook small things, when everything is good in a relationship and everything is settled down is when they actually feel like they want kids.

It's men who don't think like this that are the problem, those are the single dads who have 3 kids to different women because they don't care about having a foundation for them first.

This is something people really don't get about men. Unless there is a specific woman you want a child with then there is no immediate need to make one. Except the increased risk of autism a guy can cruise into his 50s and knock up any woman he wants no problem. If they're in a good situation and they're comfortable as they are kids aren't going to be on their mind until they hit mid life and realize they want more than they have or it's time to make some babies because they're getting too old to properly raise them if they don't. It's a very female focused view to think men know if they want kids or not right now because men don't see kids as time sensitive they need to decide on. They're something you have with someone, not something you have just to have. Women want kids, while men want a family and they're not the same thing.

It just absolutely sickens me how predatory the internet is for kids now. Predators existed before but it FEELS like grooming is even higher than before and even easier because of how wide spread the internet is. That's not even going into all of the apps that try to suck as much dopamine out of you as quick as possible, literally rotting kids brains before they even get out of high school.

Predators have evolved their tactics and education has got worse at preventing it. Kids aren't taught proper internet safety and now you lack the safety net of young boys calling faggots what they are if they try to groom them.

I will admit I'm a bit jealous of the people able to play on this dating app. I bet it would be fun to hunt on it and see what women you could find. Not an option for me though, so I guess I'll never find my BDP slut with nudes all over /b/ to talk about seasonal anime with.