Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Sam Losco's Wife]

if I am led to believe that he started snorting coke in January, how much he has spent on coke? we need some coke detective to crack the case!

Have you missed six figures for the Monty lawsuit with about as much to come, taxes including self-employment tax, dealer price for the Rustang, the trips to Hedonism, etc. etc. etc.?

The cuck Aaron said at some point that Nick would justify his cocaine use by saying people could only deal with so much stress, but cocaine makes him able to deal with more stress. Other than reading his farms thread, what stress is he talking about? I'm thinking it's financial. He went with a bondsman and paid $5k which he won't get back. If he put up $50k he'd get it all back after a few months. That makes me think he doesn't have it on hand.

 

[dick brain]

What is the Trust/Big Daddy Warbucks going to do with that big house that's gone up an estimated 200k in value since 2018

Make about $60k profit.

 

[SusanHassle]

if I am led to believe that he started snorting coke in January, how much he has spent on coke? we need some coke detective to crack the case!

I've been told that for three junkies (sometimes four) it's $2000 for about two weeks worth going on the 26g in Nick's possession.

So that's $20K through May. Let that sink in.

My drug education has been vastly expanded in the last week thanks to the Farms.

 

[PositiveHatred]

i was just wondering, since from playboard stats, Nick got around 1.2 million USD for superchats for the totality of his youtube career, and youtube takes a 30% cut, giving him around 840000, and he admitted that he paid around 300000 for the shitty paintings, so he has around 540000 left.

if I am led to believe that he started snorting coke in January, how much he has spent on coke? we need some coke detective to crack the case!

I've heard about the paintings before and knew they were expensive, but holy fuck Nick, that's an absolutely retarded amount of money to spend on something useless

 

[Devout Muslim]

First off, I never blamed the kids you autistic retard. Nor I do know anything about his parents. Second, did you read what I said? The house was built on sand and Kayla was the weak link. She did nothing in her own home. She was SAHM who didn't mother. She had a nanny for the cleaning, shopping, and cooking. She didn't fucking drive. She didn't work. The kids were in a million different activities constantly. So let me ask you - What the hell was she supposed to do all day? They outsourced her entire SAH role. Do you think any marriage survives that? I'll give you a hint. No, they do not.

I was contextualising your take with all the other balldo washing takes. It’s absurd that you’re seriously suggesting Nick is a poor little nerd boy who dindu nuffin except what his WHORE WIFE forced him to.

Eventually the useful parent hates the useless one, and gets on their case. The useless one spirals out of control emotionally because they can't handle actually fucking doing something. Break up is inevitable. No marriage survives a useless fucking partner, man or woman.

Yeah Nick was the one priorising his family, which is why he became a lawyer and a YouTube streamer. Oh wait, both of those were to gratify his own ego while his wife plays the brood mare, again to gratify his own ego.

Also, LARPing as a lawyer? He was a lawyer for a brief time. That was his career. This started out as a side gig. He didn't expect it to ever blow up how it did. That isn't LARPing. Rekieta from 2019 still thought he would be a practicing lawyer in 2024. Nobody had any idea it would blow up. You're a fucking tard.

A trust fund baby going to law school at 30 and then graduating to his very own DUI practice before giving up and becoming a streamer is the definition of LARPing as a lawyer.

 

[Strix454]

i was just wondering, since from playboard stats, Nick got around 1.2 million USD for superchats for the totality of his youtube career, and youtube takes a 30% cut, giving him around 840000, and he admitted that he paid around 300000 for the shitty paintings, so he has around 540000 left.

if I am led to believe that he started snorting coke in January, how much he has spent on coke? we need some coke detective to crack the case!

There is also federal and high state taxes involved. And there are two expensive six-figure cars he has purchased. There is also spending on his civil lawsuit with Monty which is probably at least $100k.

if I am led to believe that he started snorting coke in January, how much he has spent on coke? we need some coke detective to crack the case!

I think its more accurate to say that his coke habit got out of control in early January. That is when he was on it on stream in a totally obvious way.

I think he started using coke way before that. At least all the way back to when the weight loss started.

 

[Two by Four]

Guys I have breaking footage from a private Locals stream:


Kids, Lawsplaining the Interwebs can't be here today but instead, we've got the next best thing:


It's the Baggie and Balldo Show!

 

[zimzam88]

Your joke is getting old and repetitive.

Yeah you're right.

There is also federal and high state taxes involved. And there are two expensive six-figure cars he has purchased. There is also spending on his civil lawsuit with Monty which is probably at least $100k.



I think its more accurate to say that his coke habit got out of control in early January. That is when he was on it on stream in a totally obvious way.

I think he started using coke way before that. At least all the way back to when the weight loss started.

He must have pissed away his superchat earnings by now. I guess he's still got people paying for locals which must be a meager amount a month and the mysterious "rumble contract" that likely doesn't exist or is a lesser version of the original.

 

[KiwiFarmer9993!]

i was just wondering, since from playboard stats, Nick got around 1.2 million USD for superchats for the totality of his youtube career, and youtube takes a 30% cut, giving him around 840000, and he admitted that he paid around 300000 for the shitty paintings, so he has around 540000 left.

if I am led to believe that he started snorting coke in January, how much he has spent on coke? we need some coke detective to crack the case!

To give a very rough estimate. I am assuming he spent around 3k on this oz of coke. That amount of coke is roughly 1 months worth for two people (him and his wife). Since it is June, Jan. would have been 6 months ago. 3×6=18k

So about 18k

Now let's have some fun and assume it's been a full 12 months.


3×12=36k.

That's for 1 year. Now let's assume that he has been doing coke for 2 years and lets assume that the 1st year was half that amount for a month's worth because he wasn't as bad off snorting the white powder.

36÷2=18 so that would be 18k+36k=54k

We could also speculate that was spending that much a month on coke for that first year.

36k+36k=72k

So a very rough guess, assuming that he averaged out at 3k for a months worth of coke each month for 2 years (or half that for the first year), while not adjusting for inflation would be 72k (or 54k) for 2 years worth of coke.

Overall the range is between 54-72 thousand dollars on coke would be my guess if he was a coke addict for 2 years, which is the highest end of the "when did he start coke" spectrum

TL;DR
The money he snorted away could be as "low" as 18k and as high as 72k

 

[Hot Dog]

i was just wondering, since from playboard stats, Nick got around 1.2 million USD for superchats for the totality of his youtube career, and youtube takes a 30% cut, giving him around 840000, and he admitted that he paid around 300000 for the shitty paintings, so he has around 540000 left.

if I am led to believe that he started snorting coke in January, how much he has spent on coke? we need some coke detective to crack the case!

I highly doubt he has any of that money left just based on his behavior and purchasing decisions. Being a drunk druggie with 5 kids with no money sense will drain that account in a year or two. At least he has an automatic mustang he doesn't know how to drive. I just wish he would have gotten a motorcycle to cap it off and really show us. If he crashes on that due to being high or drunk at least he'll just take himself out instead of seriously hurting others.

He's one of those people whom, if he didn't have a trust fund to fall back on, would be destitute in the street. No need to learn how to manage money since it is always there.

 

[MirnaMinkoff]

Do we have any evidence of this? Has Nick ever said anything that would suggest it? Do we know how likely it is that his trust is structured this way? I agree that it would explain why he had so many kids despite so clearly resenting them. It's also possible he didn't resent them and was fine with having kids at first, 12 years and 5 kids is a lot to go through, although with having so many and ending up hating them so much, you would expect him to stop at like 2 or 3.

Also, is there any evidence their youngest kid is a "band-aid baby?" I mean, it's definitely plausible since we know their marriage is bad, but just wondering if Nick has ever said anything like that or it's just an inference.

Nope, it’s pure FanFic farms post. But trusts are generally structured to incorporate every new heir born. Family trusts can’t play favorites with unborn children that don’t exist when it’s created, so they are designed to fairly incorporate each new family member born. Now, who has decision making power and overall control is another matter entirely.

The issue gets far more complex when the trust involves ownership percentages in corporations or businesses. Sumer Redstone’s family taught me all about this sort of family trust drama. But there’s never been any evidence that the Pekieta family has anything but a big pot of money or investment funds, not a corporation or business of any sort.

Band-aid baby is just my theory. Does anyone ever admit they had a band-aid baby? Usually only in retrospect. They seemed to have the first four kids in rapid succession and the baby is a bit on an outlier. I was kind of surprised when I did the math that Nick had an infant/new baby in the house when he was first streaming.

 

[Prune Tracy]

i was just wondering, since from playboard stats, Nick got around 1.2 million USD for superchats for the totality of his youtube career, and youtube takes a 30% cut, giving him around 840000, and he admitted that he paid around 300000 for the shitty paintings, so he has around 540000 left.

if I am led to believe that he started snorting coke in January, how much he has spent on coke? we need some coke detective to crack the case!

Career spanning 4+ years? That’s not even bank teller money in California.

 

[Chazzed Up]

I was contextualising your take with all the other balldo washing takes. It’s absurd that you’re seriously suggesting Nick is a poor little nerd boy who dindu nuffin except what his WHORE WIFE forced him to.

His whole family is an accessory for his ego. Nick's job was literally to drink and watch other people practice law, he wasn't in the fucking coal mines 12 hours a day to feed his family. Nick simping is as fucking retarded as Kayla simping.

 

[hesaback]

One of my favourite parts of dealing with people and addictions was the drug rehab messiah complex. People get clean, They think they are reborn and it is hilarious . Russell Brand is a classic of the genre.
This prick is eventually going to do the same.
Praise the lord. Yay.

 

[Me262PrinceOfTurboJet]

Now Nick needs a shirt that says, "Dammit Nick, we lost the coke again!" and a hat that says (Not a legal statement. This is a joke).

 

[Canard]

i was just wondering, since from playboard stats, Nick got around 1.2 million USD for superchats for the totality of his youtube career, and youtube takes a 30% cut, giving him around 840000, and he admitted that he paid around 300000 for the shitty paintings, so he has around 540000 left.

if I am led to believe that he started snorting coke in January, how much he has spent on coke? we need some coke detective to crack the case!

3000 dollars a month on "snacks". And then there is the alcohol. Haven't followed recently, but he does not have cheap taste on it either. So anyone have any ideas how long one 200 dollar bottle last him? As those will also add up fast enough.

 

[thebigdream]

Keep doing your awful standup bit on Twitter Nick, we love it!

can confirm the whole squad was laughing

 

[Oxyjen]

Apologies, can't archive/clip/insert screen record (pls halp!) but at 56:54 Aaron talks about helping April move large home items into the house next door to the Rekieta's.

(Aaron's Day of Reckoning is Today! STMS 05-29-24)

When I first heard this in passing, I thought it sounded conclusive that April had moved into the house next door, but now I've dug it out again I'm not as certain. This is around 56:54. Very early in the stream after talking about paying all her bills for the time being, Aaron stresses that he doesn't know where April's living/doesn't want to know. Not sure where the truth is. Still, a little tidbit.

Huh.
Another interesting bit from that - he says he’s going to do a police interview, and what they’ve said to him in advance. “April is the step mother of your kids too”, and CPS will be involved.
So they were clearly still investigating that side of things as of 2 days ago.

 

[Edict of Expulsion]

we need some coke detective to crack the case!

 

[Exfurminatus Now]

With Rekieta on the mind I have started a new Elden Ring character in his name.
The loathsome Bottle Licker.

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Chosen Lawtuber, and would-be Lord.
Descend into the depths, far below the Sektur.
Seek audience with the Ceiling Cat,
and the Bottle of Whiskey.

If you inherit the Brown-Brown,
your flesh will serve as kindling
and the Farms can be satiated
...setting you on the righteous path of lordship.
The path of the Lord of Balldo.

Burn your channel to the ground,
and incinerate all that divides and distinguishes.

Ahhh, may chaos take the world!
May chaos take the world!