Duolicious - 4chan's dating app.

[Artificial Stupidity]

@CoolFool at least you didn't end up being turned into pepperoni, if anything it gives a little insight into the community further proving we aren't all basement dwelling bullies.

How do you feel about the data honeypot app after using it?

 

[Fermented Biden]

I bet a good handful of the "femcels" on the app work in high-paying government jobs.

 

[TapewormSalesman]

Saddest love story in Kiwi Farms history

Spoiler: weep-a-long

[Verse]
As the raindrops weep on rooftops
And the day's last echoes drop
My mind roams back, I hold a sob
To the day I lost the perfect man- Jacob

[Verse 2]
I can't forget the sight of him
White, 7 feet and rock hard chin
I called him nigger, he just laughed
Right then and there my heart he caught

[Chorus]
We could have really had it all
Your single lie made our castles fall
The government would have showered us with gibbs
Oh, Jacob, why didn't you want those kids?

[Verse 3]
It was all there, the house the yard
I'd keep them far from your Pokemon cards
Teach them to mock jews and furries
Keep them from internet 'til their thirties

[Verse 4]
We could have named them Chris and Barb
Called Null to be the Godfather
Rekieta's kids could be their buddies
Buy them all Wogglebug plushies
Go and SWAT their middle school
When they try to teach of troons
Sneak them American cheese when nobody's looking
Serve breakfast by Kay's cooking


[Chorus]
We could have really had it all
Your single lie made our castles fall
The government would have showered us with gibbs
Oh, Jacob, why didn't you want those kids?

Srsly though, I do hope you find someone that does want those kids

 

[Megatardingo]

You're all gonna make it, you're gonna have a great relationship with all the kids and be happy I believe in you and if a talking bee doesn't cheer you up then FUCK YOU

 

[The Feline Solution]

This conversation then lead to Jacob being honest about his desire to have kids: it turns out, he doesn't want kids.

Now, for those of you who haven't used the Duolicious app, it asks you if you want kids or not. My profile clearly states I do want kids, and so did Jacob's profile. I had also made it known before we even went on a date that my long term goal in life is to have at least two children.

Ah, damn. Why even lie about something like this, it can only end bad. Sucks for Jacob, no Kussy for him.

I’m presuming that if you are actually of age to be on this site it is just so, so trust me: as early as approaching your thirties, the “half your age plus seven” rule goes from a rule of thumb to almost a physical feature you notice in women younger than you. The guys who claim they want the seventeen-year-old broodmare at forty have simply tricked themselves into believing so, and would be miserable if that were to actually occur.

Absolutely. Once i hit my thirties i couldn't imagine having a relationship with a woman who isn't at least 30 herself or close to that again, the life goals between someone who is mid-thirties and early twenties aren't compatible in my experience. The guys i know who are in their late thirties or early forties who have a girlfriend/wife 20 years their junior are all dudes who are mentally stuck in highschool and/or complete psycho control freaks who treat their girls like prisoners, up to and including reverse babytrapping their "partners". Their shtick only works on young and (i am sorry) dumb girls, any woman with life experience and who isn't a half-wit can suss out these guys motives from a mile away.

 

[3deadniggers]

Proper sex ed, proper net ed, proper eth ed, proper food ed, proper fin ed, proper home ed. How about we just round up all the creeps and deviants and send them to the artic? Really, it sounds as if all kids need to read a library's-worth of guidelines to either not end up in a ditch, more degenerate than Caligula, or crazier than Chris Chan if their parents lose sight of them for 5 seconds

"Don't tell women to protect themselves, tell men not to be rapists!" doesn't work. You have to teach people to be responsible for their own safety and well being. Bad things will always happen, even if you kill every sicko another will be born and can't be stopped before they hurt someone. The world is a dangerous place and you can't change it.

As I said, “yes BUT” is not a true yes here. Making excuses:

No it's not. "Do you want children?" has never been do you want children within the next 5 years. Someone saying "I'm not ready yet" is not "I don't want kids" which is what CoolFool is saying Jacob said. And he didn't say that. He said he doesn't want kids for a few more years. Which is a yes answer.

I wonder if this is a male/female thing. It seems like one with these replies where women think the question means one thing and men think it means another.

That's definitely the most important factor I consider when assessing a potential partner and future mother of my children. You're totally right and very sane: when he laughed at her George Floyd impression she should have let him knock her up right there on the spot.

It is one of the most important, if not the most important. Relationships are difficult and being able to laugh at the same things is how you stay together through them and have common ground to find positive feelings for each other when things are rough. There's a reason why the semi ugly fat guy who makes women laugh gets laid while the incel gym goer doesn't. Humour is essential.

 

[S.C.U.D.]

I think a mod should add "Plagued" to this thread tbh.

 

[Mr.Logistics]

There's been a few pages since the entire date story but @CoolFool you lucked out. People will so quickly lie about long term goals to keep someone around as I've seen both guys and girls do it.

Small power level ahead

I am dating a 4chan femoid who on the first date talked about abortion(of unwanted children), only fans, kids with in 3 years and long term goals. Everything we agreed on as we were looking for long term relationship material.

For those wondering the answers were: Majority blanket no abortion with acceptions of fatal complications eg eggtopic pregnancy, no only fans or even feet finder and big yes with a time frame of 2-3 years.

We are now past 5 years and no where close on the entire kids idea. So if anything you lucked out that Jacob was blazingly honest instead of being stuck in a begrudged relationship. I respect that even though alot of people here will take the Micky out of you.

 

[Tutu]

I have used Duolicious as a True and Honest straight woman.

I use dating apps but I have never had a romantic or sexual experience in my life. I am picky because I want the first and only man I date to become my husband and the father of my children. My type is volcel Chads. He must be conventionally attractive but have an autistic personality. I am open to dating normies but it is difficult to get along with them and they tend to be promiscuous.

I created my profile knowing that 99% of male users are going to be ugly but that is a given on any dating app. However, these men were not only ugly but also extremely unlikable which was also a given considering they are 4chan users. When I said I want an autistic man I meant a Chad with harmless nerdy interests who gets me and has never had sex, not this. They have no self-awareness and are mentally ill in an offputting way. They will die alone like they deserve.

After sitting through hundreds of anime avatars, unfunny memes and disgusting scrotes, I messaged a few guys who I found good looking that did not have anything degenerate and creepy on their profiles. Most of them did not know how to talk to a woman smoothly so I ignored them. I also hate social media, Discord, Kik and some of them tried to carry our conversation to these platforms.

I found one person who ticked half of my boxes and we started talking. Everything seemed so perfect that I was so certain it was either a larper or he was hiding something terrible that I would inevitably discover. I did not notice any red flags. He lived far away but we were both okay with a long distance relationship. It could have worked out.

When the Duolicious leaks happened, I deleted it and went back to using other dating apps. Seeing how insufferable imageboard users are made me appreciate normalfags more so my search for a girlfriend-free Chad continues.

I narrowed my checklist down to a smaller number of crucial traits:

- Handsome
- Understands me
- Good husband and father figure
- Financially dependable
- Has a normal sexuality and huge uncut cock
- Not a degenerate, retard and danger to society

I will find him one day but most likely on Bumble or Hinge, not Duolicious.

 

[S.C.U.D.]

I feel like I should talk about my experience now. I've mentioned it a bit but a comprehensive post might be more informative.

First off, there are VERY few women near me. I live in America, not even in the middle of nowhere but I guess it's just not a part of the country where many female Duolicious users live. I know the male-to-female ratio is 16-1 but I'm seeing single digits within 150 miles of me (further than that is long distance imo and from my observations on my friends who have had LDRs I'd rather not bother), although my age minimum is 25 which does restrict it quite a bit, but I'm not going to budge on that, I'm just not interested in women born this century. This is a big case of YMMV though.

I sent intros to every woman who wasn't obviously insane or a catfish, and my sent-to-returned ratio is WAY higher than normie dating apps, which I credit to my intros being way better here. There are memes I can respond to, niche interests to talk about, etc. There was one woman who I thought I had a really good intro for, she had a reference in one of her profile pics that was somewhat obscure (not so much if you're a Farmer though) and I thought I nailed it but she never replied to me and later just deleted her profile.

Side note, I didn't have any photos of myself there because I knew the site would get scraped or compromised (and I was right) so that might not have helped me get replies either.

The couple women who did get back to me I hit it off well with and we're still talking regularly to this day, but over the course of my conversations with them I just feel like I'd rather be friends with them. Which might be on me. Back to normie dating apps I guess, unless a ton of women suddenly join up.

This thread also helped give me more perspective on the woman's experience with dating apps in general (not just Duolicious). Men like to complain about how they're the ones who have to initiate contact etc., and I've complained about this myself, but while men have to make the first move, women have dozens to hundreds of first moves to sort though which is easily just as much work, if not more. I'm sure this isn't just the case here but on every dating app, we know Duolicious isn't the only one where men outnumber women.

I wish all Kiwis the best of luck in their love quests, may you find the perfect autistic man or woman who you can shitpost alongside and be happy for decades to come.

 

[Mr.Logistics]

Almost every male in my social circle had his first kid long before they hit their thirties and not because of societal expections or anything like that.

This isn't a blanket experience but I find the want for kids on a males side is sometimes dawned upon rather than planned upon. As ask any man early twenties about kids and they will probably give a soft answer of "Yes, but..." While men in your circles probably didn't plan for kids (no one does) but warmed up to the idea once it became a reality.

On the flip side, women's reproductive windows are so incredibly rushed that it is something that is planned out. Again not blanket but in my local area the "Biological clock" mentality is incredibly strong in women aged 21-26 here.

 

[3deadniggers]

I am dating a 4chan femoid

RIP

 

[Your Girlfriend's Dad]

Did the app get pulled from the play store or something? Rate me late and gay if I missed it.

 

[The Feline Solution]

While men in your circles probably didn't plan for kids (no one does) but warmed up to the idea once it became a reality.

Sure, i got the odd duck aquaintance who messed up and got the missus pregnant at 18 but for most it was a straight decision, they wanted kids and a family early in their life, i think it has a lot to do with us being wild in our teenage years and getting a lot out of the way that most people are not done with even in their 20's (or ever get around to do). I disagree to the "no one does" notion, again only from personal experience

 

[Fishious Rend]

@CoolFool honestly it ain't so bad thats its just a simple metaunderstanding rather then finding out there are crazy..
also honestly i just used the app to see if i can get more friends, so its not been that bad.

 

[Georgio Cocklord]

That's definitely the most important factor I consider when assessing a potential partner and future mother of my children. You're totally right and very sane: when he laughed at her George Floyd impression she should have let him knock her up right there on the spot.

I would expect that and some knowledge if I was looking for a partner. Like knowledge of basic argumentation, some nerd shit be it video games films anime or whatever, some info about the skeptics sektur or other internet happenings, some historical/cultural info so on and so forth. I know it sounds extremely autistic but I would cherish that kind of a woman, the kind of woman who if I said "We must secure a future for the existence of our children" responds with "Oy Vey, Israel will not be happy with you".

 

[Megatardingo]

- Handsome
- Understands me
- Good husband and father figure
- Financially dependable
- Has a normal sexuality and huge uncut cock
- Not a degenerate, retard and danger to society

I got 2ndhand autism from your post.

 

[Mr.Logistics]

I use dating apps but I have never had a romantic or sexual experience in my life. I am picky because I want the first and only man I date to become my husband and the father of my children.

I narrowed my checklist down to a smaller number of crucial traits:

- Handsome
- Understands me
- Good husband and father figure
- Financially dependable
- Has a normal sexuality and huge uncut cock
- Not a degenerate, retard and danger to society

Might be falling for bait here and don't intend to rain on other's love quests but this just raises a few questions.

I get people want the prince charming but how do you know your preference if you haven't experienced anything? I had a type that I first chased after, got it, hated it and moved onto something I didn't think I'd like but now love.

Otherwise if you have no sexual experience what do you define as a normal sexuality? I get it if you're meaning no degenerates.

Also uncut is a total aesthetic choice isn't it?

 

[Toji Suzuhara]

Not a danger to society

I don't know, girl, I don't like this society all that much, being a danger to it would be a positive

Also uncut is a total aesthetic choice isn't it?

Some studies say that the glande of cut men is less sensible than that of uncut men, leading to less overall pleasure from stimulation on the area and things like that

 

[Shidoen]

Ah, to be young again...

Man I just turned 22 this May, I gotta find me someone!