Duolicious - 4chan's dating app.

[Oliver Onions]

No it's not. "Do you want children?" has never been do you want children within the next 5 years. Someone saying "I'm not ready yet" is not "I don't want kids" which is what CoolFool is saying Jacob said. And he didn't say that. He said he doesn't want kids for a few more years. Which is a yes answer.

So what happens if she waits 5 years and he says he still isn't ready? How long is she supposed to wait before she's allowed to call it a write-off?

I would expect that and some knowledge if I was looking for a partner. Like knowledge of basic argumentation, some nerd shit be it video games films anime or whatever, some info about the skeptics sektur or other internet happenings, some historical/cultural info so on and so forth. I know it sounds extremely autistic but I would cherish that kind of a woman, the kind of woman who if I said "We must secure a future for the existence of our children" responds with "Oy Vey, Israel will not be happy with you".

Sure that'd be cool, but I'm not so intrinsically married to my internet edgelord personality that I need a girlfriend who's down for me calling her a nigger faggot and sitting through my 50-slide powerpoint presentation about how Globohomo is transing the kids.

This idea you need to be so in sync on every level with your partner is kind of weird and speaks of a lack of real-world dating experience imo

 

[Shidoen]

@Tutu
“Ma’am this is a Hobby Lobby”

 

[Georgio Cocklord]

Sure that'd be cool, but I'm not so intrinsically married to my internet edgelord personality that I need a girlfriend who's down for me calling her a nigger faggot and sitting through my 50-slide powerpoint presentation about how Globohomo is transing the kids.

This idea you need to be so in sync on every level with your partner is kind of weird and speaks of a lack of real-world dating experience imo

Fair, thats pretty unreasonable and true as well. I havent spoken to women irl since HS so idk. Just comically similar would be expectations, comically similar and having reasonable knowledge/interest in stuff, not really sharing the same POV on everything. For average men it would manifest as nerd shit, internet shenanigans or history shit, for average women it would probably manifest as romcom/sitcom expertise, ru pauls drag race, TLC or youtube content farms.

 

[Mr.Logistics]

Some studies say that the glande of cut men is less sensible than that of uncut men, leading to less overall pleasure from stimulation on the area and things like that

Sucks for him but bonus for her? I only know one side of that fence.

Just heard too many stories of autistic dick cheese that it boggles my mind that some inexperienced people go after uncut autists.

 

[S.C.U.D.]

Sure that'd be cool, but I'm not so intrinsically married to my internet edgelord personality that I need a girlfriend who's down for me calling her a nigger faggot and sitting through my 50-slide powerpoint presentation about how Globohomo is transing the kids.

This idea you need to be so in sync on every level with your partner is kind of weird and speaks of a lack of real-world dating experience imo

 

[Shidoen]

Sucks for him but bonus for her? I only know one side of that fence.

Just heard too many stories of autistic dick cheese that it boggles my mind that some inexperienced people go after uncut autists.

Uncut guys can get it too, which is why you wash your dick and wash your ass. It’s not that hard to maintain cleanliness.

 

[Toji Suzuhara]

Sucks for him but bonus for her? I only know one side of that fence.

Just heard too many stories of autistic dick cheese that it boggles my mind that some inexperienced people go after uncut autists.

If he has that when uncut, he probably also has equally as bad hygine deficiencies if cut

 

[Oliver Onions]

Fair, thats pretty unreasonable and true as well. I havent spoken to women irl since HS so idk. Just comically similar would be expectations, comically similar and having reasonable knowledge/interest in stuff, not really sharing the same POV on everything. For average men it would manifest as nerd shit, internet shenanigans or history shit, for average women it would probably manifest as romcom/sitcom expertise, ru pauls drag race, TLC or youtube content farms.

There's a rom-com plot somewhere in here about 2 heavily autistic /pol/tards who meet and fall in love over their shared disdain of the Jewish world order.

Maybe we can get the Daily Wire to fund it after the success of Lady-Ballers.

 

[CoolFool]

Side note, I didn't have any photos of myself there because I knew the site would get scraped or compromised (and I was right) so that might not have helped me get replies either.

Photos will definitely help you get replies faster. I understand not wanting to give a sketchy dating app your information, but just being blunt here, before I stopped using the app I had well over 1,000 matches. At that point sorting through all of that becomes way too much work so women tend to sort by who's showing photos first before checking out the profiles with no photos.

If it helps, you don't have to show your full face or anything. Almost every guy I talked to had their face partially or fully blocked, but showed enough that you could get a general idea of what they looked like. Some just did body shots to show they weren't fat. Etc. If you don't go this route, then I wouldn't give up hope, but just realize you might be waiting weeks for a woman to finally get to your profile.

 

[Georgio Cocklord]

There's a rom-com plot somewhere in here about 2 heavily autistic /pol/tards who meet and fall in love over their shared disdain of the Jewish world order.

Maybe we can get the Daily Wire to fund it after the success of Lady-Ballers.

Im not a /pol/tard, I just like extreme offense as humor. Im just autistic about being knowledgeable and being presentable, being a smart guy basically, it can be called hero complex if required. There is virtue in being the smartest person in the room while also being the most wise and kind person in the room.

 

[Konstantinos XI]

Does this app even have any users in Europe or is strictly an American thing?

 

[The Feline Solution]

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What the fuck am i reading here?! No wonder you never had a romantic experience before with this attitude. Kids these days, i swear

 

[Mr.Logistics]

Uncut guys can get it too, which is why you wash your dick... . It’s not that hard to maintain cleanliness

No doubt. However the amount of stories I've heard of dick cheese from girls who have been with /soc/ autists including doctors reminding them to wash their dick is just boggling.

But washing your ass is gay.

 

[Shidoen]

No doubt. However the amount of stories I've heard of dick cheese from girls who have been with /soc/ autists including doctors reminding them to wash their dick is just boggling.

But washing your ass is gay.

Don’t worry bro just say no homo everytime you touch it, which I assume you do for your dick too to not be hypocritical.

 

[S.C.U.D.]

Photos will definitely help you get replies faster. I understand not wanting to give a sketchy dating app your information, but just being blunt here, before I stopped using the app I had well over 1,000 matches. At that point sorting through all of that becomes way too much work so women tend to sort by who's showing photos first before checking out the profiles with no photos.

If it helps, you don't have to show your full face or anything. Almost every guy I talked to had their face partially or fully blocked, but showed enough that you could get a general idea of what they looked like. Some just did body shots to show they weren't fat. Etc. If you don't go this route, then I wouldn't give up hope, but just realize you might be waiting weeks for a woman to finally get to your profile.

At this point, every woman who I wanted to respond already has or she's since deleted her profile, and no new non-catfish accounts have popped up in my area so I'm just gonna call it a wash and go back to normie apps. Duolicious was a good idea in theory.

On the topic of the guy lying on his profile about wanting kids, rule #1 of dating is to just be yourself, and that means being honest about the important stuff. If you aren't yourself right away, you will be eventually, and if your true self causes problems down the line it's better to just get it out of the way immediately. I used to know a guy who didn't know she didn't want kids until after they were married, and that ended in a messy divorce as a result. If I'm ultimately not compatible with a woman I want to know ASAP so neither of us gets our hopes up.

 

[Shidoen]

What the fuck am i reading here?! No wonder you never had a romantic experience before with this attitude. Kids these days, i swear

Hey to each their own who want pre-packaged perfection. I’m fine with someone else’s flaws if they can tolerate mine.

 

[Tutu]

I get people want the prince charming but how do you know your preference if you haven't experienced anything? I had a type that I first chased after, got it, hated it and moved onto something I didn't think I'd like but now love.

Otherwise if you have no sexual experience what do you define as a normal sexuality? I get it if you're meaning no degenerates.

I know my preference from feeling attracted to certain people. I observed others and came to conclusions about sex and romance like "These relationships seem happier than the rest." or "This sexual act seems unpleasant."

Also uncut is a total aesthetic choice isn't it?

Circumcision is an unethical Jewish tradition.

What the fuck am i reading here?! No wonder you never had a romantic experience before with this attitude. Kids these days, i swear

My celibacy is a choice and the glorification of having lots of meaningless romantic experiences is a dysfunctional modern concept that would not benefit me.

 

[CoolFool]

If you aren't yourself right away, you will be eventually, and if your true self causes problems down the line it's better to just get it out of the way immediately.

This is something a lot of people never learn. "Just be yourself" sounds cliche but it's true. Every single person I know in terrible relationships are almost all due because one or both of them were lying about who they really are at the start of their relationships, so when their true self finally does come out, one or both people end up fighting because the person they initially fell in love with isn't real.

This is another reason I prefer autists, they're honest to a fault.

 

[Dr. Ricearoni]

This conversation then lead to Jacob being honest about his desire to have kids: it turns out, he doesn't want kids.

Pathetic. Null, I command you to IMPREGNATE this woman RIGHT NOW.

 

[The Feline Solution]

Hey to each their own who want pre-packaged perfection. I’m fine with someone else’s flaws if they can tolerate mine.

In the real world this is par for the course, you got to make compromises. I just found the post both parts extremely funny and autistic, more so because a woman wrote it.

I havent spoken to women irl since HS so idk

The obvious question here is why didn't you?