Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

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What would the outcome of the harassment restraining order be?

  • A WIN for the Toe against Patrick Melton.

    Votes: 63 21.6%

  • A WIN for the Toe against Nicholas Rekieta.

    Votes: 4 1.4%

  • A MAJOR WIN for the Toe, it's upheld against both of them.

    Votes: 83 28.5%

  • Huge L, felted, cooked etc, it gets thrown out.

    Votes: 42 14.4%

  • A win for the lawyers (and Kiwi Farms) because it gets postponed again.

    Votes: 99 34.0%
  • Total voters
    291
Captain Manning said:
My point here is Null seemed to have a mom that loved him very much, and wanted the very best for him. Null knows what a proper mom is. I am sure many of us had mom's like that too (or at least I hope).

Kayla ain't that.

Right now, Kayla looks like a complete and utter fuckup as a mother. If she's willing to pull her head out of her ass, then she needs to do it already.
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To be perfectly honest, what's already been done probably has irreparably destroyed her reputation with her children, and IIRC most of the kids are around 12 years old, or younger, so even just a single year of neglect has permanently fucked them up, and they'll have to carry that burden forever, possibly spend a while in therapy too.

Kayla is a complete and utter fuckup as a mother, and forever will be. At best, she can just fix her own life.
 
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LordofCringe7206 Vol. 2 said:
Come on Nick! Get off that wagon. We want The Incredible Hulk, not Bruce Banner.
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Argent did a stream sarcastically describing Nick's drunken rambling as 'poetry' and 'unfathomably based'


And the thing is if he drunk streams again he's fucking done, so it would be compulsive viewing.

Fill yer boots with corn lads, the harvest be bountiful but famine awaits us next year.
 
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MadStan said:
It's not nose guarding. Re-read it, Nick fell and then took others with him. you know, you Christian guys sure do like to tell the take of how a "man is head of the house and dictates the course" but you only like to take credit when it goes right, and when it doesn't, you blame the women. When the family works, the woman is an obedient woman and it is the disciplined man who lead them to success, and when it fails, the man is just a guy who got unlucky with a whore woman.

Try being a man and lead. If it is your family, then fucking own out and look in the mirror for the blame. The truth is, Nick was the elder of the family and took them all down a dark path and now you want to blame everyone around except the leader of the house.

Fuck you. Be a man and lead like a man. We need a term for men who can't handle it when they fail and blame everyone, we'll call it "being a child".
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Nigger why are you turning this into politisperging. How about Nick and Kayla are both failures and bad people? Is that too hard to run with?

AnOminous said:
Does he finally have a lawyer who told him he'd fire him as a client if he doesn't shut the fuck up? Or is this just hungover Nick realizing what drunk Nick did may bite him in the ass? I'm sure by tonight he'll be back to the attitude of "that's hungover Nick's problem, I'd sure hate to be that guy."
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I read that tweet as sarcasm for him making fun of people telling him to shut up.
 
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MadStan said:
Fuck you. Be a man and lead like a man. We need a term for men who can't handle it when they fail and blame everyone, we'll call it "being a child".
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This is the correct response. If your family falls apart, it is your responsibility as the father and man of the house. If your wife starts to get into drugs and swinging, it is YOUR responsibility as a man to bring her back. I don't understand blaming Kayla in this situation. Whether or not it was her idea, it was NICK'S responsibility to rein her in. Not that I think it was her idea in the first place necessarily, but the point is moot regardless.
 
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VeteranOfTheRetardWars said:
Legal scholars, I have a complex question.
If I am found by police with cocaine in on and around me, will I get in trouble?
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Make sure to say all the local judges in your area have pussy liquor leaking out on them on livestream, then you can claim they all have to recuse themselves due to bias and you're in the clear.
 
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VeteranOfTheRetardWars said:
Legal scholars, I have a complex question.
If I am found by police with cocaine in on and around me, will I get in trouble?
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I suppose if by an unlikely series of events you manage to fall into a shipping container of powder cocaine, then are found by police you might get away with it.

It will certainly be a funny story for your friends and family once you get out of hospital.
 
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Sharpeteer said:
The Journey of Sir Balldolot
A Kiwi Farms Movie

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This is a direct sequel to the Kiwinavian Prudes music video from last month. If you haven't seen it yet, I implore you to watch that before this one (but you don't really have to):



This was a lot of work, and I know there will be some that may not like the direction, but that's understandable.

Either way, I hope you enjoy this. :drink:
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This makes me want to watch a bunch of old fantasy/medieval B movies. Excellent work.

I remember when Ralph was first really falling apart the biggest indicator of his downfall was when the people who made cool media for him started making cool media making fun of him.

Let this be a warning, Balldoman.
 
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VeteranOfTheRetardWars said:
Legal scholars, I have a complex question.
If I am found by police with cocaine in on and around me, will I get in trouble?
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No, if you do this one thing. If they ask you "are you intoxicated, sir, your eyes look bloodshot" you respond with the sick burn "have you been eating doughnuts at Denny's, your eyes look glazed?" Then bark like a seal ACK ACK ACK. Works every time.
 
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When this started, I was 200 pages behind. Then I put in some work to catch up, but apparently you guys put in a lot more since I'm now 800 pages behind.

I could spam the highlight button and actually skip most of this shit but what if someone says something really funny?

I'm trapped and there is no hope. Don't weep for me for I am a pitiful creature. May my fate serve as a warning for others, may they choose more wisely
 
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