Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[N1bbaN3rd]

When he mentioned the new studio I was torn between it being true he went to Florida to reset, or him just removing all the booze related shit from the old one. But seeing as he instantly went to starting shtifights on twitter and joking about the cops who arrested him (not going to talk about the case btw) I'm pretty fucking certain he hasn't gone to his parents.

How many streams until he's causally walking through his house on camera, incidentally showing how clean the place is? God he'll probably do a cooking stream for locals to show how good at cooking for his kids he was too :^]

Or he'll stream with white powder on his nose in order to provoke another visit from the cops to prove that there's a conspiracy against him?
Yeah, it sounds like an incredibly dumb idea, but it's just the sort of thing a coked-up retard would think of.

 

[CreyZark]

nicky seems to be doing fine today. its a hard laboure for him to remove all those bottles.

"removing alcohol as a theme" Removing a painting and putting it up somewhere else doesn't make you any less of an alcoholic. The man still thinks he doesn't have a problem, his entire home has an alcohol and Crack shack theme.

 

[Truly Rural]

New theme for the show, much like sober January. You are repeating yourself Nicky!

 

[Observantwatcherofthings0]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i7h487Hgk0I
I don't think this has been posted yet...if it has i apologize.....Barnes and where he stands.

Barnes defended Epstein right to bail, that’s how loyal he is to the ‘constitution’

I wonder if it was post criminal record and jail the first time round.

 

[N1bbaN3rd]

Nick has been a ghost channel for a while. He got a load of subs during Rittenhouse and Depp but when Nick turned into a fucking lush they stopped watching. Most of them were normies, theyre not online all the time, I doubt they bother to unsub, if you stop watching something long enough the algorithm stops showing you it anyway.

It's stupidly common. I just took a look at my Youtube subscriptions - some of them I can't even remember why the fuck I subbed to them in them in the first place.
Subscriptions has been an utterly meaningless metric for a long, long time. How often do you see channels with a few hundred thousand subs that struggle to get 5-10k views per video?

 

[Friend of Dorothy Parker]

I always thought it was odd Nick lived near Kayla’s family, not his own. This can happen for many reasons but the wealth of his own family meant they could easily afford to live near each other.

Nick went to high school, went to college, got married, worked at well-known companies in Minnesota, and went to law school there. Makes sense to stay in MN.

Weird to live in bumfuck (Minneapolis-commutable suburbs are an hour-and-a-half from spicer/willmar, and even St. Cloud would have been a better place to start a law career - it's an hour from spicer - they could have lived halfway in between the two), but I assume they decided on and never reconsidered being 10 minutes from grandparents.

I’m going to guess Nick like being the mysteriously wealthy, “successful lawyer” in Minnesota.

I just searched Zillow recent sales and found 31 houses in fucking Spicer priced higher than Nick's big house is valued today - he's hardly the "one rich guy" in town. He's not even on water.

And for value, he could have been near St. Cloud or in a Minneapolis exurb or certain suburbs (even very nice ones) for the same money.

 

[LonelyEggRoll]

Yeah, a new theme for the show is all he needs and things will be right with the world!

Just get the right lighting and filters this time and we will all shut up, Nick!

 

[JamesWebbSlinger]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i7h487Hgk0I
I don't think this has been posted yet...if it has i apologize.....Barnes and where he stands.

I love how Robert Barnes compares the people not supporting Nick Rekieta after he was charged with drug possession, & child neglect, to Germans ratting out Jewish neighbours to the Nazis, & Klansmen going off to lynch people. Dear lord, I know Nick's nose is large, & he thinks of himself as hip with the negro community, but come on now:

 

[FiveStarAce]

nicky seems to be doing fine today. its a hard laboure for him to remove all those bottles.

NICK, GO OFFLINE, YOU MEGA RETARD!

Just kidding, go stream, King.

 

[thebigdream]

nicky seems to be doing fine today. its a hard laboure for him to remove all those bottles.

I'm removing alcohol as a theme and becoming a 420 ganja streamer

 

[Friend of Dorothy Parker]

"removing alcohol as a theme" Removing a painting and putting it up somewhere else doesn't make you any less of an alcoholic. The man still thinks he doesn't have a problem, his entire home has an alcohol and Crack shack theme.

"As a theme" = "It was just a work!" ="I was only pretending to be a cokehead alcoholic retarded (and the kids wanted to be part of it)!"

He's going to claim his on-stream behavior was just a character, just entertainment

 

[LonelyEggRoll]

He looks like he’s wasting away in order to star in the next remake of Oliver! as Fagin

Holy shit, I just remembered this post I made about Nick in this thread in January, about how he looked like Fagin from Oliver Twist... WHO COMMANDS A TROOP OF DISHEVELLED, STARVED CHILDREN.

 

[mailfrawd]

It's stupidly common. I just took a look at my Youtube subscriptions - some of them I can't even remember why the fuck I subbed to them in them in the first place.
Subscriptions has been an utterly meaningless metric for a long, long time. How often do you see channels with a few hundred thousand subs that struggle to get 5-10k views per video?

lol, LegalBytes

 

[Chug Smuckle]

The best jokes by the best comedians always have to label there jokes as jokes. This is a joke.

 

[Not Who You Think]

Since the topic has briefly turned to Kayla, here are some choice posts Kayla has made about herself (edit: in the past) that bear consideration:



Having created many substantial posts about Kayla Rekieta, I remain unsurprised at her development decline. Not because it wasn't preventable (it absolutely was, which is why it's so tragic), but because her values are twisted in a way similar to Nick (whose values are inverted). The post I linked to extends to how Nick explained his cocaine use to Aaron.

Kayla is both unintelligent in a general sense, selfish, and has poor decision-making skills. All this compounded with various induced impairments make her a walking disaster. Kayla tried to have it all and destroyed herself in the process (see above link for details).

 

[owed to joy]

In case anyone is worried, Nick is NOT feeling suicidal right now!
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Nick went to high school, went to college, got married, worked at well-known companies in Minnesota, and went to law school there. Makes sense to stay in MN.

Weird to live in bumfuck (Minneapolis-commutable suburbs are an hour-and-a-half from spicer/willmar, and even St. Cloud would have been a better place to start a law career - it's an hour from spicer - they could have lived halfway in between the two), but I assume they decided on and never reconsidered being 10 minutes from grandparents.


I just searched Zillow recent sales and found 31 houses in fucking Spicer priced higher than Nick's big house is valued today - he's hardly the "one rich guy" in town. He's not even on water.

And for value, he could have been near St. Cloud or in a Minneapolis exurb or certain suburbs (even very nice ones) for the same money.

Was Nick religious prior to meeting Kayla or is that mostly her family and influence?

 

[EggImpregnator]

Do you think Nick masturbates with the Baldo on?

 

[Captain Manning]

I wouldn't fuck anyone involved in this story with a borrowed dick and paid a considerable amount of money.

This is the most sensible take on this I have read in a long time.

Anybody here saying they wanna fuck x person in this mess is crazy. JFC. Get some better standards.

I pray some of you are at least shitposting when you do that.

Barnes defended Epstein right to bail, that’s how loyal he is to the ‘constitution’

Barnes doesn't even fucking believe in the imposition of bail. At all. Claiming, falsely, it is unconstitutional. That is not a reasonable interpretation of the 8th Amendment. The 8th Amendment prohibits excessive bail. Not all bail. If the founding fathers didn't believe in bail at all, they would have said so.

Barnes also believes all drugs should be legal.

Stupid fuck is arguing this from the POV of the lobert law he wishes we had, and not the law we actually have.

Fuck Barnes. Robert Barnes's America would be an absolute hellscape to live in.

Silver lining: Nick will probably listen to him get fucked ultra hard.

I love how Robert Barnes compares the people not supporting Nick Rekieta after he was charged with drug possession, & child neglect, to Germans ratting out Jewish neighbours to the Nazis, & Klansmen going off to lynch people. Dear lord, I know Nick's nose is large, & he thinks of himself as hip with the negro community, but come on now:
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I will never forgive SJWs for ruining Godwin's law by calling everybody a Nazi, normalizing it, and causing everybody to forget why we have Godwin's Law. Barnes's argument here is why it was a good rule. He's unhinged.

 

[Happy Little War Painter]

My guess for his new "show" he'll just be drinking out of the same monster energy can filled with whiskey for every show, just like sober January.
That'll trick everyone!

 

[indomitable snowman]

Legal scholars, I have a complex question.
If I am found by police with cocaine in on and around me, will I get in trouble?

Depends, do you have kids and a pastor?

If so then it's their fault for being stinky incel prudes who are jealous of your success.